things that sound awkward

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darksora
(while holding a cat) wanna pet my pussy smile

Council#13
laughing

I need to wash my pussy

darksora
do u want some of my spotted dick (hold up pudding)

Jonathan Mark
shock

Council#13
Can you help me screw this in?

darksora
would u like to play with my big black fuzzy balls * point to eight balls hanging fromrear view mirror)

Council#13
Want to have some of my weiner?

ROYALGUARD
http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/6213/gaythread22ws.jpg

BlackSunshine
^^ shut up



would you like some of my chocolate balls?

Revernd Maynard
pussy willow

DarkC
Milk me.

Leo.M
Will you hold my pickle?

mysterio69
farmer says: my cock wakes me up in the morning. but sometimes it wakes me up too early and i want to shoot it.

Itzak
Touch me. no expression

darksora
ill give u a nickel to lickel my pickle

JacopeX
Wanna shoot my large cannon for me

s|m
Funny shit I read a while ago:

" This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story.. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!"

lord xyz
Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/6213/gaythread22ws.jpg you seam to like gay threads a lot don't you. roll eyes (sarcastic)


(If you're a door) - "pull my knob!"

Vinny Valentine
Vinny Just Walked into Mist having sex, Mist's GF got up, flipped Mist off and gave Vinny a Blowjob.

Ronny
Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/6213/gaythread22ws.jpg You're one to talk blink

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Ronny
You're one to talk blink
Thats What I was thinking Too.

Ronny
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Thats What I was thinking Too. Great minds think alike crazy

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Ronny
Great minds think alike crazy


w00t Great minds.

ladygrim
Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/6213/gaythread22ws.jpg

thats the most funniest things i have seen in a long time ...laughing out loud

darksora
things that sound awkward .my mom ealier gave me a home excavation kits ,you know whereu dig out the dinosaur bones and put the model together so i was scarping the dirt away fast and she said soft phil make love to it and i saidwho ever said sex was soft .i was in the same room as my aunt and uncle and that silence was awkward

Lightningrod
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
^^ shut up



would you like some of my chocolate balls?

That is from south park

it is do you want some of my chocolate salty balls

Leo.M
Hold my pickle

H. S. 6
Originally posted by darksora
(while holding a cat) wanna pet my pussy smile

I want to have hot sex.

Inspectah Deck
I like to beat my meat *smashes hot dog*

rickyduck
Suck my cock

darksora
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
I like to beat my meat *smashes hot dog* now thats funny as hell laughing out loud

Time Of Evil
Can I put my meat in your Kebab?

darksora
Originally posted by Time Of Evil
Can I put my meat in your Kebab? dude!!laughing out loud

Vinny Valentine
Can I Suck your Penis.

darksora
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Can I Suck your Penis. thats just wrong

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by darksora
thats just wrong

Yeah, You would know.

Once you get out or Pre-Puberty ask a girl if she will suck your dick.

darksora
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Yeah, You would know.

Once you get out or Pre-Puberty ask a girl if she will suck your dick. um yeah first of all burn in hell for the rest of eternity
second stop getting mad at me cause u r having problems losing your virginity
and last but not lest stay the hell out of my threads if u r going to start shit that i will finish

Vinny Valentine
His - um yeah first of all burn in hell for the rest of eternity
second stop getting mad at me cause u r having problems losing your virginity
and last but not lest stay the hell out of my threads if u r going to start shit that i will finish

Corrected By Me -"Um yeah, first of all burn in hell for the rest of eternity.
Second, stop getting mad at me cause you are having problems losing your virginity.
Last but not lest, stay the hell out of my threads if you are going to start shit that I, will finish."

Learn To ****ing Spell before trying to insult someone. You Don't Own this Thread. You Didn't Finish this and I'm not having problems losing my virginity, although it seems you are.

Mišt
Here, can you hold my weiner while I pee, careful though, I had it in my mouth before so your hand might get saliva on it. Oh, and can you just grab my buns too?

darksora
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
His - um yeah first of all burn in hell for the rest of eternity
second stop getting mad at me cause u r having problems losing your virginity
and last but not lest stay the hell out of my threads if u r going to start shit that i will finish

Corrected By Me -"Um yeah, first of all burn in hell for the rest of eternity.
Second, stop getting mad at me cause you are having problems losing your virginity.
Last but not lest, stay the hell out of my threads if you are going to start shit that I, will finish."

Learn To ****ing Spell before trying to insult someone. You Don't Own this Thread. You Didn't Finish this and I'm not having problems losing my virginity, although it seems you are. i already owned u so drop it virgin boy

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by darksora
i already owned u so drop it virgin boy

Trust me Little Kid, You didn't

lord xyz
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Trust me Little Kid, You didn't what is it with you and bashing dorks? laughing

darksora
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Trust me Little Kid, You didn't little kid !!! im ****ing older than u ******* if anyone should be called "little kid " it should be you !!!

Lana
Who acts more mature?

darksora
im getting sick of asholes like him coming inmy threads and insulting me ,sick and ****ing tired

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by darksora
im getting sick of asholes like him coming inmy threads and insulting me ,sick and ****ing tired

You aren't older.

Stop Lying and yelling Child before I spank you.

darksora
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You aren't older.

Stop Lying and yelling Child before I spank you. u were born in 1991 were u not .i may not be thye shapest tool in the shed but i do know how to read profile .im a year older than u ,u stupid cock gobbing thundercunt

Slay
Originally posted by Lana
Who acts more mature?
Slay. confused
Oh,well,maybe not...Originally posted by darksora
u were born in 1991 were u not .i may not be thye shapest tool in the shed but i do know how to read profile .im a year older than u ,u stupid cock gobbing thundercunt Maybe,you lied about your age. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Lana
Actually, you're only 6 months older.

However, you act like you're about 6 years younger.

Jonathan Mark
Originally posted by darksora
u were born in 1991 were u not .i may not be thye shapest tool in the shed but i do know how to read profile .im a year older than u ,u stupid cock gobbing thundercunt
Hey well guess what... I'm a year older than you... oh and Vinny pwns over you, you punk.

And bashing like that can get you banned.

darksora
Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
Hey well guess what... I'm a year older than you... oh and Vinny pwns over you, you punk.

And bashing like that can get you banned. i was bashed first coke whore .

Jonathan Mark
Originally posted by darksora
i was bashed first coke whore .
Damn... I don't even like coke. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by darksora
i was bashed first coke whore .


Not True, I was joking.

You took it too far.

darksora
im done with this >i HOPE U BASTARDS ALL DIE HORRIBLEPAINFUL DEATHS!!!evil face

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by darksora
im done with this >i HOPE U BASTARDS ALL DIE HORRIBLEPAINFUL DEATHS!!!evil face

roll eyes (sarcastic)

Lana
Originally posted by darksora
i was bashed first coke whore .

Doesn't give you an excuse to bash back.

Jonathan Mark
Damn... I have the perfect pic for this, but it breaks that PG-13 limit.

*sigh*

Storm
Keep your tongues in check or there' ll be hell to pay, for all parties involved!

cain marko
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
roll eyes (sarcastic)

lmao jus enetred how old did u say you were?

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by cain marko
lmao jus enetred how old did u say you were?

15

Bloigen
Boobies.

darksora
bloigen

Renamon
scuba... scuu-uba

darksora
hold my cock and spankit while i get my bum and ****it.(the punchline to a joke that wil eventually become a pointles thread
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