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well self explanatory. person below you will create a fantasticful story about you.

here is an example
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Mist and the bowl of Maynard.
Once in a forum far far away, there was a fellow named Mist who likedto eat up all the new guys around the place.One day he got a little hungry and went for one of the older members. Grabbing Maynard he shrunk him and threw him into a bowl. Mist laughed evily as Maynard yelled for help. Mist told him it was no use, but then Maynard knew what to do, he dropped his pants and undies and a light shined greater then the sun. Maynard came back to full size and Mist and Maynard now both eat other people.

take it away person below. remember let those imagination flow.

but there is one rule. you cant create a story like this

BAD EXAMPLE
once upon a time theres an ugly member he so ugly that everyone died the end.

Nah.

Bloigen came, he saw, he owned.

Mist and the bowl of Maynard.
Once in a forum far far away, there was a fellow named Mist who likedto eat up all the new guys around the place.One day he got a little hungry and went for one of the older members. Grabbing Maynard he shrunk him and threw him into a bowl. Mist laughed evily as Maynard yelled for help. Mist told him it was no use, but then Maynard knew what to do, he dropped his pants and undies and a light shined greater then the sun. Maynard came back to full size and Mist and Maynard now both eat other people.

Vinny...he..ermm....fell over and landed on his pecker and said 'ow' ermm

Once, in the hell-hole world of KMC, A person named Vinny V. ran rampant among the Off-Topic Forum, a place where strange creatures dwell. He used his special sex powers to seduce the minds of young women, and in some cases, men. But then, the other strange ones off the OTF brought him to his knees, and then he was the sex slave...

Mine was betterermm

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
One day mist was born. the sugery was a success, he was now a male. And now he's on KMC

he will die alone, and aroused

Maynard was Formed By the hands of the old Gods; after a war that lasted ten thousand years, against the Demons of... um... Peteoria.

To make sure such a war never happened again, The Gods needed an Allmighty Protector, Thus They Took body parts of all the greatest; mightiest of there fallen foes and Formed MAYNARD THE ALLMIGHTY

Fell into a salad.

Oh come on, Sure you can do better then that

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Oh come on, Sure you can do better then that

I can, And I will in a bit.

Koala Meat Pie was born as a Koala who lived down in the great outback of Australia. He loved to stay in the trees all day and..eat some kind of fruit I don't know about. Then a giant V. Valentine came and put him in a meat pie! "Oh no!" cried Koala, but he was slowly cooked into a Koala Meat Pie. He now lives here in KMC..The End..*closes story book*

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I can, And I will in a bit. And the lord said to Vinny, you shall be my messenger. And the messege you shall bring will by thy lord and savior, Maynard's word. And this word shall be brought in card form. And the Cards Shall be played, and they shall be given to the people of KMC. That is the meaning of Vinny. Vinny is the messenger of maynard

Maynard brought his new recruits to KMC, where a siege was underway against the Royal Guards attack of Crappy threads of DOOM. Maynard grew impatient. He wanted to join the fray, but Storm held him back. They were not to attack/flame Royal Guard until Royalguard is destroyed by Vinny Valentine.
Once the Royal Guard had been defeated, Maynard gave the order to strike the other KMC(killermovie communities) members. The new world KMC order (killer maynard country) tore through their ranks and left no survivors. Maynard began to realize he was going to like being a new world KMC leader...

royalguard is a stupid thread making whore

oh wait thats a fact

*leaves*

i cooked him for breakfast and eat him

the end

JacopeX was a baller. He came into our realm with the biggest and baddest balls anyone had ever witnessed. With his amazing balls, he swept over KMC with a dark, lingering, but awe inspiring shadow of Balldom. Soon, all other members wanted to be like JacopeX: Baller.

impediment killed jesus. for shame.
but i guess if you're gonna kill anyone...

mysterio69 and the bowl of bored as f.uck.

Once in a forum far far away, there was a fellow named mysterio69 who liked to eat up all the new guys around the place. One day she got a little hungry and went for one of the older members. Grabbing bored as f.uck, she shrunk him and threw him into a f.uck. mysterio69 laughed evily as f.uck yelled for help. mysterio69 told him it was no use, but then f.uck knew what to do, he dropped his pants and undies and a light shined greater then the sun. f.uck came back to full size and mysterio69 and f.uck now both eat other people.

Originally posted by Barker
mysterio69 and the bowl of bored as f.uck.

Once in a forum far far away, there was a fellow named mysterio69 who liked to eat up all the new guys around the place. One day she got a little hungry and went for one of the older members. Grabbing bored as f.uck, she shrunk him and threw him into a f.uck. mysterio69 laughed evily as f.uck yelled for help. mysterio69 told him it was no use, but then f.uck knew what to do, he dropped his pants and undies and a light shined greater then the sun. f.uck came back to full size and mysterio69 and f.uck now both eat other people.

There is a legend that say's when the world is so corrupt and evil, that a hero unlike the world has ever seen will come and deliver us to redemption.



This hero's name is Barker. cool

BARKER's Mission
Inspired by vinny Valentine, Barker set out to find and kill Royalguard of the crap thread of doom. His organization is secretive, but not invisible. It feels good to have ass kicking threads in Barkers hands once again. Barker since recruited skillful thread makers to fill the ranks of the new KMC members. Barker will now lead his fellow friends to KMC where Vinny Valentine has a task for us. It will be an excellent opportunity to test the abilities of barker's young comrades - and weed out the weak ones.

Thorins Legend
Thorin's friends had been freed. Royalguard had been defeated, and
the KMC world were secure once more. But there was one more battle that
remained. Thorin's body had been used by some unknown force as a tool of destruction. It had left death in its wake and needed to be stopped. The chaos would end in KMC
The fight raged with and able to best the other,
when a jolt of energy crackled through them both. Thorins nerves
blazed like fire and he felt a rush of air fill his lungs for the
first time. He is Thorin: Protector of KMC. The champion of KMC

ROYALGUARD was born then went straight to a nut house for the rest of his life where he met Michael Jackson and the rest of his monkeys. Then he fell in love... that's when he really went nuts and joined KMC. His life long love was.... Vinny. He is now on a hunt to become Vinnys'.

Storm appeared before Itzak and asked for his aid in
defeating Royalguard and his army of crappy threads. Itzak had changed for the better, Itzak accepted the challenge. It was highly unusual for Itzak to embark on such a dangerous mission, but Itzak felt it was necessary to earn the respect of his fellow KMCer. Is Itzak strong enough to defeat Royalguard?

Royalguard was known as this really annoying guy who created pointless stupid threads even though everyone begged him to stp. He finally ceased and everything was peaeful once more....I'm sure that was dumb but I tried

The KMC Moderators had transformed BlackSunshine into their weapon in order to defeat the Royalguard before his plans of world domination of KMC . With unending PM message of ''you need to shutup royalguard", she tirelessly attacked Royalguard through the threads until finally she cornered him in the this thread. and serverly weakened Royalguard's defenses

It was in fact Blacksunshine who was the true Champion of the KMC, the Enforcer of their moderators's will. Only she could stop the menace that threatened all that exists. Only she could defeat Royalguard.

Something

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Something Behold Tired Hiker, the majestic annihilator of the forbidden clan of the Zorganath. Tired Hiker was the heir to the throne of Cordonlocks, the evil Emperor of "Though who's name shall not be said out loud!" Even thought he clan of Gementi did not believe in the plan of Tired Hiker, the entire cast of the Sopranos vowed to replace all Spaghetti with one single weapon. . . the enlightening rod! Purest in form, and most useful in war, this weapon became the forefront of such luxurious leisures. And Tired Hiker became the womb of everlasting sobriety! Behold, Tired Hiker!!!!

Tired Hiker was born in a tiny village off the coast of Atlanta. As a child, everyday, he watched as the waves would crash relentessly against the shore. Then, one day when he became grown up, he was sent to the navy and fought the enemies of Atlanta, the Athenians (watever). So anyway, Atlanta exploded and Tired Hiker was the sole surviver, and he crash landed in some desert in that space ship that is in his sig, where he founded the most advanced city in the world: Hawaii

Born from the ashes of erupting hot lava, Council#13 is a true child of mother Earth. Summoned by the gods Folcorn and Daklakla, Council#13 has one mission in life, and that is to protect the Anthem Spice of Delecorderia. Without Council#13's sweet skills in Earth Magic and Genital Manipulation, Delecorderians across the galaxy would have no way of controlling the galactic winds and would never survive to behold the prophecy of Garnanthian.

like 8 People Used Me...

Tired hiker was once the lost legend Maxmus reportorus. Now he works with the news and steal information from the Government that causes babies to explode.

Viny V was a guy weho came to KMC and was one of the few who made KMC what it is today. So far....

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
like 8 People Used Me...

Tired hiker was once the lost legend Maxmus reportorus. Now he works with the news and steal information from the Government that causes babies to explode.
Once upon a time,in a forum far,far away,there was a man,called Vinny Valentine.He was a scientist.Or,he would like to think that he was.While biking down the road,to his grandmothers house,he fell of his bike.It was then that he got the idea to develop sex toys.The rest,is history.

God,that was lame.

Slay was a foolish man. He was decieved by K-diddy to retrieve a holy keyboard from Raz. the holy keyboard slay had stolen from Raz has the ability to change KMC reality. from editing KMC to bannishment of members. and even resurect bannished members (such as Mist). So, slay ignorantly obeyed K diddy's command and stole the Holy Keyboard.

Without Raz's Holykeyboard. slay and K diddy now in control of this God forsaken OTF. Moderators(teh good guys) Members and the Great Evil Royalguard will not be left unscarred. we can only wait for the destruction of KMC where no more threads/replies/members visit in KMC.

Can you smell the irony?ROYALGUARD calls me foolish.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
royalguard is a stupid thread making whore

oh wait thats a fact

*leaves*

Originally posted by Slay
Can you smell the irony?ROYALGUARD calls me foolish.

for dramatic effect. only.

Royal Guard.

No Comment

Originally posted by JacopeX
Viny V was a guy weho came to KMC and was one of the few who made KMC what it is today. So far....

After VV invented sex toys,VV's tycoon rapidly raise up to unknown proportions.Everyday life would never be the same.He gathered money by throwing party's that were as a Tupperware party of some sorts.he called them ''Mass Sex Toy Orgys''.To be continued...

jacopex has an unknown legend...

some say he is the left hand that bitchslapped former KMC members or (exiled members) to banishment. some say he is a deranged man who just post random comments.
some say he is the next moderator of OTF. but no one really know who he is or whats his purpose..

ROYALGUARD,a little 13 year old boy,discovered one day,the wonders of KMC.Eager to make new 133t threads,he posted any random crap that came to his undersized mind.He then got pwned by the Almighty Slay in CS,like he was someones mom.

Slay, is said to be the god that dosent suck but one day one peaceful morning, he finally says "no im not the god of all that dosent suck.....IM GOD"

Next thing you know, a mob of angry people killed him

the end

EDIT: ran out of imagination fuel...

Jacope,drinking beer on a warm day,on the corner with all his homes,gangsta's and mobsta's,decided that there was more then this.After he popped a few caps in a drive-by and selled some Angeldust,he redeemed himself.he now is a priest.But on a faithful day,his past came back to haunt him.His homes killed him,because he was a traitor.

whoa.....its like you understand me

It is?

the boss of the kmc mafioso gang was getting a bit pushy, everyone hated him, but no one would do anything about it because they were wimps~ but not Slay he was courageous, and with a hammer killed the boss . Now he is the head of the gang and a hero to all <3

the end.

Jacope X dosent know much about her story so it end liek this

the end

cute story <3 it does end like that ! hehe.

Rising from a pile of camel dung, CaptainClaudia was finally born into this world. After spending seven years whoring herself out to truckers on Route 66, she finally settled down with some guy named Ox who had a mullet. By the time CaptainClaudia was fifteen years old, she already had seven children with Ox. There really isn't anything legendary about her, except for her wide gap!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Rising from a pile of camel dung, CaptainClaudia was finally born into this world. After spending seven years whoring herself out to truckers on Route 66, she finally settled down with some guy named Ox who had a mullet. By the time CaptainClaudia was fifteen years old, she already had seven children with Ox. There really isn't anything legendary about her, except for her wide gap!

You're such a stupid Whore!

why do you have to go and confuse your life story with mine.
This is my story:
I was born in a beautiful flower meadow dumba$s and married some hot new york executive and had one child and an ugly dog that has syphillis named Tired Hiker...i am so glad its going to die soon.

Tired Hiker's Story:

Tired Hiker was Born in a pile of throw up because the doctors and nurses and even his mom were disgusted when they saw his ugly skank face. as a child he had no friends and was beat constantly with a bat. As an adult he still has no friends but instead of getting beat with a bat it is rammed up his a-hole.

the end.

Rising her hand she says, "May there be Vagina"

Originally posted by CaPtaInCLaUdiA
You're such a stupid Whore!

why do you have to go and confuse your life story with mine.
This is my story:
I was born in a beautiful flower meadow dumba$s and married some hot new york executive and had one child and an ugly dog that has syphillis named Tired Hiker...i am so glad its going to die soon.

Tired Hiker's Story:

Tired Hiker was Born in a pile of throw up because the doctors and nurses and even his mom were disgusted when they saw his ugly skank face. as a child he had no friends and was beat constantly with a bat. As an adult he still has no friends but instead of getting beat with a bat it is rammed up his a-hole.

the end.

CaptainClaudia was born from an ashtray in some sweaty guys trailer. She is really a fat sweaty man herself who pretends to be some ugly chick on kmc forums because she has no friends. When she's not trying to suffocate herself in her own fat, she likes to braid her long skanky butt hairs. Sometimes, because she is so lonely, she dryhumps her neighbors ratty ass kitten.

The End.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
CaptainClaudia was born from an ashtray in some sweaty guys trailer. She is really a fat sweaty man herself who pretends to be some ugly chick on kmc forums because she has no friends. When she's not trying to suffocate herself in her own fat, she likes to braid her long skanky butt hairs. Sometimes, because she is so lonely, she dryhumps her neighbors ratty ass kitten.

The End.

TiredHiker is an ugly stupid man with a vagina! he was born from the anus of a fat old trucker who pooped him out. he lay there in the toilet for years, since no one helped him because everyone would mistake him for a fat peice of disgusting turd. He is still so ugly and gross that he does not come out of his house, he spends his time on Kmc trying to meet new ppl because his only friends are the fat truckers who ram his butt and on his free time he shaves his vagina hairs, and eats them with fries.

The end.

CaptainClaudia was scraped off the wall of an adult movie theater and put into a test tube. Then they mixed in some DNA from a giant New York rat, and what do ya' know? She was born! After her sad stint in the porn industry where no one came to see her ugly rat face, she locked herself in her daddy's truck cab with her lap top computer where she spends her days on KMC, making fun of her true love, Tired Hiker, while wallowing in her own feces!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
CaptainClaudia was scraped off the wall of an adult movie theater and put into a test tube. Then they mixed in some DNA from a giant New York rat, and what do ya' know? She was born! After her sad stint in the porn industry where no one came to see her ugly rat face, she locked herself in her daddy's truck cab with her lap top computer where she spends her days on KMC, making fun of her true love, Tired Hiker, while wallowing in her own feces!

Tired Hiker was born from and breastfed by a fat diseased crab infected monkey named lily. Since Tired Hiker is so hideous and has crabs the zoo decided to remove the monster they called Tired Hiker. He roamed the streets for years, giving head to the homeless and making out with rats. after 20 years he was finally able to buy an ugly old computer, he spent his days on KmC, wishing one day he could make out with captainclaudia instead of the fat old disgusting herpes infested man he calls, daddy.

the end.

Originally posted by CaPtaInCLaUdiA
Tired Hiker was born from and breastfed by a fat diseased crab infected monkey named lily. Since Tired Hiker is so hideous and has crabs the zoo decided to remove the monster they called Tired Hiker. He roamed the streets for years, giving head to the homeless and making out with rats. after 20 years he was finally able to buy an ugly old computer, he spent his days on KmC, wishing one day he could make out with captainclaudia instead of the fat old disgusting herpes infested man he calls, daddy.

the end.

How did you know my dad has herpes?

because you told me after you gave him head, remember!

That's just disgusting. You need help. Skank.

Your face is disgusting. you need a plastic surgeon. Whore.

Plastic? look whos talkin

The end

Originally posted by JacopeX
Plastic? look whos talkin

The end

Originally posted by JacopeX
Plastic? look whos talkin

The end

Originally posted by CaPtaInCLaUdiA


Awwwwwwe! Now I feel bad. You know you are hot. Chill out!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker



I was going to say something mean but nevermind you had to be nice

Your mirror you mean

bawling

Originally posted by CaPtaInCLaUdiA
I was going to say something mean but nevermind you had to be nice

Yeah, truce?

iight yea

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Yeah, truce?

trucehug

hug

:;Hugs all of you::

Jacope X: TrucE!

ORGY!!! JK

im not a $LUT

Originally posted by CaPtaInCLaUdiA
ORGY!!! JK

im not a $LUT i know, i like to play around

jacopex had a score to settle with the traitor he knew as vinny. Now revealed to be a member of the KMC, vinny had
infiltrated the Peruvian clan and destroyed it using a miniature dildo. Making good on his promise, Jacopex eventually caught up with vinny and ripped the boob implants from his chest in retribution. vinny v died a most painful death.

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
jacopex had a score to settle with the traitor he knew as vinny. Now revealed to be a member of the KMC, vinny had
infiltrated the Peruvian clan and destroyed it using a miniature dildo. Making good on his promise, Jacopex eventually caught up with vinny and ripped the boob implants from his chest in retribution. vinny v died a most painful death. YOur damn right

ROyal guard wuz a barbarian, trained to be a royal guard a became the official guard for KMC. SO so far he has done good for this forum until that faitful day when he decided to go.....POOPY!

((Omg that sig is jus killin me))

JacopeX was an Incan warrior in a past life who died heroically in battle against invaders from Bolivia.

Quier Mota was a gangster in Phoenix. He had lots of cars and women. People say the legend still lives.

blacksunshine is accused of being the witch of KMC and was caught by members to be burned at the stake. when she was executed, her body was destroyed but her soul still remains here which to do her evil bidding...

ROyal guard is accused of havin a sig of someone elses food that comeso ut of there ass. But its unknown when it will be changed