Sperm for cash

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meep-meep
I've noticed some ads in the classifieds of my local paper looking for people to donate sperm. They are offering 1000 bucks. Needless to say I'm considering making some cash from my seed rather than just ejaculating it into tissue paper and throwing it in the toilet.

Thoughts?

Shakyamunison
Do you have to go through a long list of tests?

meep-meep
I only know that I have to complete a questionaire. I'm sure they do medical examinations for anyone wanting to donate a sample so I'm sure after I leave my name with them I'll get further info. Apparently, I'd be obligated to donate once a week for 6 months!

debbiejo
But once you do that and it is of your blood, meaning your kin.....You would not care what would be done with your potential child?

Eis
Originally posted by meep-meep
I've noticed some ads in the classifieds of my local paper looking for people to donate sperm. They are offering 1000 bucks. Needless to say I'm considering making some cash from my seed rather than just ejaculating it into tissue paper and throwing it in the toilet.

Thoughts?
Jerk off for a 1000 dollars? I'd do it. messed

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by meep-meep
I only know that I have to complete a questionaire. I'm sure they do medical examinations for anyone wanting to donate a sample so I'm sure after I leave my name with them I'll get further info. Apparently, I'd be obligated to donate once a week for 6 months!

You have to "jerk it" once a week for 6 months? thumb up

Do you get an assistant? laughing

Bardock42
I don't know if I'd feel comfortable with it. I mean chances are I'd have some sort of child. Although I'd probably never meet it and it might not even know about me it's still a weird feeling. Also, do I want to have a kid but not be able to have contact to it...hmm.....on the other hand it is 1000 bucks....and I could jerk off a lot.

meep-meep
Originally posted by debbiejo
But once you do that and it is of your blood, meaning your kin.....You would not care what would be done with your potential child?

That's a good question and to be competetly honest I really didn't give that much thought. Now that you mention it I would definitely be curious about the birth of my child. I think I would like to know about the well being of him or her but that decision wouldn't be entirely up to me. I believe I would have to sign some sort of disclaimer before donating stating whether or not I could be in contact with my child after he or she or they are born. It's up to the future parents to decide whether or not they want to abide by that agreement. Anyway, I'd like to know how they would be doing in life but the whole point of me donating sperm isn't to be a responsible father. It's to make 1000 bucks.

PVS
Originally posted by meep-meep
I only know that I have to complete a questionaire. I'm sure they do medical examinations for anyone wanting to donate a sample so I'm sure after I leave my name with them I'll get further info. Apparently, I'd be obligated to donate once a week for 6 months!

so that means aprox 25 visits...which amounts to $40 per whacking/week.
however, when factoring in gas money, depending on distance, even less.
i'll pass on that.

El_NINO
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You have to "jerk it" once a week for 6 months? thumb up

Do you get an assistant? laughing

How did you think people get sperm? What the f**k?

meep-meep
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You have to "jerk it" once a week for 6 months? thumb up

Do you get an assistant? laughing

laughing out loud You offering?

debbiejo
Originally posted by meep-meep
That's a good question and to be competetly honest I really didn't give that much thought. Now that you mention it I would definitely be curious about the birth of my child. I think I would like to know about the well being of him or her but that decision wouldn't be entirely up to me. I believe I would have to sign some sort of disclaimer before donating stating whether or not I could be in contact with my child after he or she or they are born. It's up to the future parents to decide whether or not they want to abide by that agreement. Anyway, I'd like to know how they would be doing in life but the whole point of me donating sperm isn't to be a responsible father. It's to make 1000 bucks. And it could also be used for science experiments...

meep-meep
Originally posted by PVS
so that means aprox 25 visits...which amounts to $40 per whacking/week.
however, when factoring in gas money, depending on distance, even less.
i'll pass on that.
you can always ride your bike. Just watch out for them semis'.

Bardock42
Originally posted by El_NINO
How did you think people get sperm? What the f**k?

...suck it out of a hose?

Morgoths_Wrath
w00t

Go sperm!

http://archives.usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/September/sperm.race.jpg

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by meep-meep
laughing out loud You offering?

Not my preference.

I was just wondering if they provide an assistant for the donor. It was just a joke, I didn't know that I would have to explain what I was saying.

meep-meep
Originally posted by debbiejo
And it could also be used for science experiments...

Yes it could. But apparently the company is some sort of cryopreservation organization specializing in helping couples who can't have children have them. But I guess it's still just an experiment.

Also I jack off anyway and toss it in the shitter. What makes you think I care if it's experimented on? Maybe they'll find the cure for cancer with it. cool

meep-meep
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Not my preference.

I was just wondering if they provide an assistant for the donor. It was just a joke, I didn't know that I would have to explain what I was saying.

Hey man I got your joke and thought I'd follow it up with another. No offense.

I really don't know if there are assistants but if there are and they look like Salma Hayek well I may have to go past the customary 6 months.

debbiejo
I do know that embryos that are not used can be donated to science research.......But would you be ok with YOUR potential child being donated to science. Though this is only if you were sure they were only given to couples, then this is of no worry or concern.

I'm taking all the fun out of this thread aren't I.... doctor

Bardock42
Hmm, I'd do it if it was solely for Scientific research.

debbiejo
Why create more of you??........Isn't one enough? blink

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by meep-meep
Hey man I got your joke and thought I'd follow it up with another. No offense.

I really don't know if there are assistants but if there are and they look like Salma Hayek well I may have to go past the customary 6 months.

Sorry, my humor is really dry today. So, no offense was taken, I was just getting you back. However, I was being stupid because that kind of human does not come across in text. embarrasment

meep-meep
Well I'd have a problem if my child after it were born was submitted to being a scientific guinea pig. But seeing as though there all sorts of laws in place to protect human beings I don't think that would happen. My potential child could be given to a single parent rather than a couple as long as the parrent is capable. I doubt anyone investing money into invitro fertilization doesn't have the resources to responsibley take care of a child.

And yes debbiejo you are taking ALL the fun out of this. mad

meep-meep
Originally posted by debbiejo
Why create more of you??........Isn't one enough? blink

OUCH!

meep-meep
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Sorry, my humor is really dry today. So, no offense was taken, I was just getting you back. However, I was being stupid because that kind of human does not come across in text. embarrasment

No sweat. But the offer is still there....(<is he kidding?)

Bardock42
Originally posted by meep-meep
OUCH!

Yeah...that was low....

debbiejo
Please please, let me make it up to you.....flowers

I guess one Bardock43 couldn't harm us too much...

Bardock42
Originally posted by debbiejo
Please please, let me make it up to you.....flowers

I guess one Bardock43 couldn't harm us too much...

There is no sum of money or amount of sexual favours you could offer that could make up for this insult.

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by debbiejo
Please please, let me make it up to you.....flowers

I guess one Bardock43 couldn't harm us too much...

laughing out loud

Capt_Fantastic
Sperm for Cash? I wish, I waste so much of it I should be in a Monty Python movie.

BackFire
Wow....I wasted about $4,000 a day for 10 years.....shit.

meep-meep
Originally posted by BackFire
Wow....I wasted about $4,000 a day for 10 years.....shit.

Join the club my friend. Join me on my journey to the promised land. Where by passing on the virtue and sanctity of life, by giving a quart of knuckle children, in return you shalll receive compensation in the form of 1,000 dollars. Amen.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Sperm for Cash? I wish, I waste so much of it I should be in a Monty Python movie.

But, but...every sperm is sacred....

WrathfulDwarf
Porn stars make more money with their sperm. Plus it looks like a lot more fun.

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by Bardock42
But, but...every sperm is sacred....

That's right. When a sperm is wasted, god gets quit irate.


Knuckle babies, I like that.

Thanos_6383
Salma Hayek... stick out tongue

meep-meep
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Porn stars make more money with their sperm. Plus it looks like a lot more fun.

Hmmm. Nothing against Porn Stars but those two words, porn and stars sound quite funny when paired together in that order. But you may be right with the more money more fun point. The thing is I don't know how to go about getting my foot in the door of the porn industry. I guess all I need is a video camera and a 10 inch cock. Unfortunately I'm short (!) one of those two requirements. I'll let you gues which one. sad

Capt_Fantastic
Still, porn for Cash...it's a pretty good concept.

Waste it, or use it.

grey fox
Knuckle children

laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

Arachnoidfreak
Originally posted by meep-meep
I've noticed some ads in the classifieds of my local paper looking for people to donate sperm. They are offering 1000 bucks. Needless to say I'm considering making some cash from my seed rather than just ejaculating it into tissue paper and throwing it in the toilet.

Thoughts?

A whole $1000?? Last I heard it was $50! Go for it man!

Women have it made though. $2000 for one egg.

debbiejo
Well we are special...flower_girl

Besides eggs are much larger.......You try making an egg and see how hard it is..........It's quite difficult....

Mišt
*goes to the fridge, takes out an egg, cooks it for 3mins*

Well that wasnt hardermm


If I give them my bedsheets, I could retire.







Well not really. Probably buy a small mansionermm

Mindship
Sperm for cash?
I wonder if they pay by the ounce or per squiggly critter...

Capt_Fantastic

Bardock42
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Are you saying you cum all over your bedsheets? Man, that's kinda gross...

That's close to totally disgusting....

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by Bardock42
That's close to totally disgusting....

I'd have said totally disgusting if I hadn't done it before myself.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I'd have said totally disgusting if I hadn't done it before myself.

Nah, I can accept that I'm totally disgusting as well...at least I don't tell everyone on the Internet.....dammit.

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, I can accept that I'm totally disgusting as well...at least I don't tell everyone on the Internet.....dammit.

But, how else are you going to sell them to total strangers that want your cum soaked sheets? That's not the kind of thing you can advertise in the papers or sell at a yard sale. Only on the net.

Wanted: Cum soaked bed sheets. Willing to pay $2000 and up. Hot guys only please.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
But, how else are you going to sell them to total strangers that want your cum soaked sheets? That's not the kind of thing you can advertise in the papers or sell at a yard sale. Only on the net.

Wanted: Cum soaked bed sheets. Willing to pay $2000 and up. Hot guys only please.

What you mean "not at a yard sale"?....oh......OH....that's why I didn't sell anything.

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by Bardock42
What you mean "not at a yard sale"?....oh......OH....that's why I didn't sell anything.

Get a webcam and ebay it all.

debbiejo
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
But, how else are you going to sell them to total strangers that want your cum soaked sheets? That's not the kind of thing you can advertise in the papers or sell at a yard sale. Only on the net.

Wanted: Cum soaked bed sheets. Willing to pay $2000 and up. Hot guys only please. Hey!! Nothing compares to $2000.00 per egg.............got ya all beat!......

You can make all those little squiggly things all you want....All I got to do is make ONE egg......... laughing out loud

Hmmmmmmm makes you wonder.....Who is supreme....

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by debbiejo
Hey!! Nothing compares to $2000.00 per egg.............got ya all beat!......

You can make all those little squiggly things all you want....All I got to do is make ONE egg......... laughing out loud

Hmmmmmmm makes you wonder.....Who is supreme....

You have a limited number of eggs, we can make all the sperm we need.

Bardock42
Originally posted by debbiejo
Hey!! Nothing compares to $2000.00 per egg.............got ya all beat!......

You can make all those little squiggly things all you want....All I got to do is make ONE egg......... laughing out loud

Hmmmmmmm makes you wonder.....Who is supreme....

Soo...how many eggs can you make per day?

debbiejo
Originally posted by Bardock42
Soo...how many eggs can you make per day? Good question..........How much of those squiggly guys can you make in one month that would be deemed acceptable.?.....You know there are rejects...(sorry, but true)..........You're all not perfect............SCREENING SCREENING!!!!

And btw, many women have multiple eggs per month, though rare....ie twins.........

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Bardock42
Soo...how many eggs can you make per day?

Women are born with a certain number (I don't know what that is) of eggs and every month, one or two ripen.

debbiejo
Womens eggs are ready right out of the womb or almost at that point, if I remember right...Babies with eggs............OK beat that!!

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by debbiejo
Womens eggs are ready right out of the womb or almost at that point, if I remember right...Babies with eggs............OK beat that!!

We can't... but we can beat something else. embarrasment laughing

debbiejo
Cheaply done..............

Of course that is how important eggs are, and since we were all female in the beginning, that is until the after the fouth month of gestation............hey........YOU GUY!!!..You were once one of us!!!....That is until the hormone was released, and...........well.....We put up with ya.......... stick out tongue

Bardock42
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Women are born with a certain number (I don't know what that is) of eggs and every month, one or two ripen.

Good, let me rephrase....how many ripe ovas can you (Debbiejo) produce per day?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Good question..........How much of those squiggly guys can you make in one month that would be deemed acceptable.?.....You know there are rejects...(sorry, but true)..........You're all not perfect............SCREENING SCREENING!!!!

And btw, many women have multiple eggs per month, though rare....ie twins.........

Hmm...I'd say about 15 trillion

debbiejo
....Well then you'll be a very rich man!!!!!

Bardock42
Originally posted by debbiejo
....Well then you'll be a very rich man!!!!!

Nah...they just pay for groups of at least 300 millionOriginally posted by Bardock42
Good, let me rephrase....how many ripe ovas can you (Debbiejo) produce per day?

****...what the hell is wrong with me....I'm so ****ing americanized...this obviously should just say "ova"...not "ovas"...stupid Bardock...STUPID

debbiejo
Ovum baby.........Ovum.............

Bardock42
Originally posted by debbiejo
Ovum baby.........Ovum.............

Yes, I was using the plural.

Mindship
Originally posted by debbiejo
Cheaply done..............

Of course that is how important eggs are, and since we were all female in the beginning, that is until the after the fouth month of gestation............hey........YOU GUY!!!..You were once one of us!!!....That is until the hormone was released, and...........well.....We put up with ya.......... stick out tongue

Quite true. "Female" is the default human sex.
And a baby girl is born with about 400 to 500 eggs. Sperm, however, are produced by the millions, daily...that's why the lil' wigglers are cheaper: supply and demand. wink

meep-meep
How did this topic shift from my sperm to Debbiejo's ovaries?

botankus
Man, I missed a good discussion by leaving work early on Friday. Especially the part about the bed sheets.

debbiejo
Originally posted by meep-meep
How did this topic shift from my sperm to Debbiejo's ovaries? I don't know....... laughing out loud

Though lets say I have a medical procedure done where they go in and take out 400 eggs.

eek! .........Whoooo....I could buy a pretty nice house and take a vacation too....

*contemplates*

Thanks you thread starter...

meep-meep
*looks at 1000 bucks* *looks at Debbiejos new house* Sh*t! first she destorys my thread, then she takes my idea and does it better than me. It's a mans world my a**.....Are you renting?

debbiejo
Never underestimate the goddess Venus who was the Roman god of love, beauty and courtesans. She was identified with the Greek goddess Aphrodite. Originally Venus was connected to the fertility of fruits, flowers and vegetables..........j/k wink

meep-meep
Hey I like fruits and vegetables (except brocolli and cauliflower) as much as the next person but what exactly does that have to do with human female reproduction or more importantly my sperm?

debbiejo
I don't know but after a few of these---> beer and the word fertility that Venus is known for..........It just kind of alternatively came out as derailed topic......lol

Mišt
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Are you saying you cum all over your bedsheets? Man, that's kinda gross...

NododgyOriginally posted by Bardock42
That's close to totally disgusting....

Yeah...I agreedodgy

hayden's minx
Dear me. Get some mansize tissues.

meep-meep
Originally posted by debbiejo
I don't know but after a few of these---> beer and the word fertility that Venus is known for..........It just kind of alternatively came out as derailed topic......lol

Hey what is a topic if it can't be derailed? A boring one that's what.

meep-meep
Originally posted by hayden's minx
Dear me. Get some mansize tissues.

Baby wipes?

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by meep-meep
Baby wipes?

No baby wipes, but...If you have a strong constituition...then we're tops

Otherwiae, you can be my best friend!

debbiejo
Originally posted by meep-meep
Hey what is a topic if it can't be derailed? A boring one that's what. You might want to say this just a bit louder cool

RZA
I could use some extra cash...will anyone take my sperm? big grin

Jigsaw13
I'd give my sperm for money. lol

Lord Urizen
Dude my sperm is gold.....its worth millions wink

meep-meep
your sperm is worth nothing

Lord Urizen
Dude, my sperm is worth more than your education ! wink

Mysterious Man
I'd do it for the cash.There's a Sperm Clinic a few blocks from my apartment so it's just an easy walk to and from.smile

Lord Urizen
Getting paid to masturbate....what could be better than that ?

debbiejo
So, you don't care what happens to your offspring?

botankus
My man eggs are stayin' with me.

debbiejo
Originally posted by botankus
My man eggs are stayin' with me. laughing out loud .................Unless Aliens want them when you're sleeping.........hahaha

oh god wrong thread...........lol

Lord Urizen
I don't want to have kids though. Maybe one or two tops, but i doubt it.

I grew up helping my parents raise my siblings. I don't want kids of my own, i WANT personal freedom.

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
I don't want to have kids though. Maybe one or two tops, but i doubt it.

I grew up helping my parents raise my siblings. I don't want kids of my own, i WANT personal freedom.

So, you DO or DO NOT want kids? Because there is a huge difference between none and one or two.

Lord Urizen
So, you DO or DO NOT want kids? Because there is a huge difference between none and one or two.


The thing is I DO love children, and i am a very good person, but i don't think I'd be a good father.


I have given up much of my personal freedom helping raise my own siblings and help keep my family together.

I know what a hassle kids can be also....and i lack patience. I just don't think i would make a good father....not because i am not loving, i would never abuse a child...EVER

But part of me doesn't want this "family life"...and then another part of me DOES.....


I don't want to be a lonely adult when im older. I want to have kids to inherit my properties, etc.

But I also don't want to have to go through the struggles of financial problems, tuition, watching my kid get sick, watching my kid get bullied, seeing my kid rebel through Adolescence, having to worry about someone other than myself, lack of sleep, etc.




If i DO have kids...it will be when im like 40 or something.

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
So, you DO or DO NOT want kids? Because there is a huge difference between none and one or two.


The thing is I DO love children, and i am a very good person, but i don't think I'd be a good father.

I feel the same way. I'm wonderful with kids. However, I do want kids. And it's a good thing to recognize you shouldn't have kids. I used to feel that way for a long time, based on my social life. However, I have moved past that. I know I would be a good parent...but "am I ready for it?"and "should I do it?" are two different things.

Leo.M
If I really, really need money... I'd give my sperm up. But otherwise, no, I'd like to be apart of my kids life.

Aziz!
Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
w00t

Go sperm!

http://archives.usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/September/sperm.race.jpg


laughing That's great.

debbiejo
Eggs Rule!!! wink

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I feel the same way. I'm wonderful with kids. However, I do want kids. And it's a good thing to recognize you shouldn't have kids. I used to feel that way for a long time, based on my social life. However, I have moved past that. I know I would be a good parent...but "am I ready for it?"and "should I do it?" are two different things.



I think I need to have a good 10-15 years to MYSELF before i have any kids.

Being a good person does not mean you'll be a good parent automatically. And wanting a kid doesn't mean your ready for one.

Kids...its no joke, thier not pets or toys. They are people who you are partially responsible for in thier full development (other than society, tv, school etc.)



You can easily F#$@ up a kid's mentality as hard as it is to raise them right.

At this point in my life, I am a little to greedy and self centered to give up my life to raise children (well im 20 years old so ofcourse)


But If i ever got a woman pregnant by accident, I would take full responsibility for it. That's one of the reasons i prefer to have sex with men than women.

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