Why do Diners always have the ugliest waitresses???

DiamondBullets

Anyone know?

I just came back from Denny's about 20 minutes ago, and HOLY SHIT!, them waitresses are some ugly b!tches! I woulda rather fukked the dude mopping the kitchen floor then my waitress! She was a 300 pound woman with sideburns and stubble on her chin! sick

LanceWindu

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Anyone know?

I just came back from Denny's about 20 minutes ago, and HOLY SHIT!, them waitresses are some ugly b!tches! I woulda rather fukked the dude mopping the kitchen floor then my waitress! She was a 300 pound woman with sideburns stubble on her chin! sick

Technically stubble on the chin would not be sideburns. no expression

And not all of them are ugly, as you would like to say. I've seen some very cute young waitresses.

DiamondBullets

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Technically stubble on the chin would not be sideburns. no expression

I meant to say "AND" between the two. (I fixed it)

Sports Bars and Steakhouses typically have hot chicks!

LanceWindu

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
I meant to say "AND" between the two. (I fixed it)

Sports Bars and Steakhouses typically have hot chicks!

Denny's has them too, but not usually on the late night shift.

Mišt

You live in the wrong place cool

ladygrim

awww

Slay

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Anyone know?

I just came back from Denny's about 20 minutes ago, and HOLY SHIT!, them waitresses are some ugly b!tches! I woulda rather fukked the dude mopping the kitchen floor then my waitress! She was a 300 pound woman with sideburns and stubble on her chin! sick

I saw this fat chick,with sideburns a moustache and stubble on the chin yesterday in a fun park.She was making out with her fat boyfriend.While I was sitting behind them.EATING. no expression

Morning_Glory

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Anyone know?

I just came back from Denny's about 20 minutes ago, and HOLY SHIT!, them waitresses are some ugly b!tches! I woulda rather fukked the dude mopping the kitchen floor then my waitress! She was a 300 pound woman with sideburns and stubble on her chin! sick

they are always scary... I tried to get a job at IHOP a few yrs ago - and I mean how hard can it be-- they were hiring big time and they said no to me-- i guess I wasnt disgusting enough -- i should have went to the interview in a moo moo or something

Thorinn

Originally posted by Slay
I saw this fat chick,with sideburns a moustache and stubble on the chin yesterday in a fun park.She was making out with her fat boyfriend.While I was sitting behind them.EATING. no expression

did you enjoy the show.. no expression

Bun Bun

WrathfulDwarf

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Anyone know?

I just came back from Denny's about 20 minutes ago, and HOLY SHIT!, them waitresses are some ugly b!tches! I woulda rather fukked the dude mopping the kitchen floor then my waitress! She was a 300 pound woman with sideburns and stubble on her chin! sick

I agree with you. Denny's always has some grandma serving the coffee. Go to Hooters....good food and ALWAYS good looking waitresses.

Koala MeatPie

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Anyone know?

I just came back from Denny's about 20 minutes ago, and HOLY SHIT!, them waitresses are some ugly b!tches! I woulda rather fukked the dude mopping the kitchen floor then my waitress! She was a 300 pound woman with sideburns and stubble on her chin! sick

Thats Becasue you Don't live in Montreal. All College Girls looking for a pay. A lot of Educated "Working Girls" Just looking to pay rent and Studies.