Batman vs Shocker

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samishe
This is not a joke. I know what Batfans would say "shocker sucks" "Batman would win easilly", BUT it doesn't change fact that Herman is a great h2h combatant and one shot from his weapon would kill Batman.

grey fox
How far apart are they and whats the location ?

samishe
NY city. They are fighting on the road with a lot of empty cars. 20 feet from eachother.

grey fox
Hmmm....

Bat's gets smoked . I doubt he's going to be able to dodge shockers blast and get a few bat-a-rangs off . Also after the first blast Shocker can simply fire another hitting bat's in mid-air. His 'shocks' are pretty damn big .

samishe
...and very fast.

samishe
Attention Batman fans, Bruce is losing.

WrathfulDwarf
He always does....no matter who you put up Batman agaisn't is the same mumble jumbo.


Batman vs a tiny little ant:

"BATMANS LOSESSX HESXUXXS!!!1 LOLOLOL"

DarkCrawler
Yeah, except when he loses, it's usually for a reason.

People should pit him against characters where he can do something...street level characters.

Shocker's blasts move with the speed of sound and can level a building. He's out of Batman's class.

Milkie
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Dinalfos
Is this even a fight? Shocker will fry his ass. Then again, Batman has a secret weapon: the almighty Preptime! Yes. Preptime. Yes. Nothing can beat preptime. Watch out Galactus, because Batman is coming after you with preptime!!!1!

Milkie
STFU CHARLES

samishe
Unless Batman has anti-shocker device he loses.

AJ4LIFE
he is a anti shocker device

endgame
You have forgotten Batmans other weapon of mass destruction, his ability to hide and seek.. er, his stealth. He can find a shadow to hide in even if it was high noon in the middle of a dessert. Batman makes his own shadows!!! But on a series note, Shocker is a dumb ass, he would proble highly underestamate batman. Im sure batman has faced electric based villians many a time.

Milkie
NO JAMES. THERE IS NO RUNNING AND HIDING. SHOCKER IS NOT BLIND AND HE WILL SEE WHERE BATWING RUNS AND EXPLODED THAT LOCATION WITH A MASSIVE SHOCK BLAST.

batdude123
Originally posted by samishe
This is not a joke. I know what Batfans would say "shocker sucks" "Batman would win easilly", BUT it doesn't change fact that Herman is a great h2h combatant and one shot from his weapon would kill Batman.

Shocker sucks. Batman would win easily. laughing

Black Adam
Originally posted by endgame
You have forgotten Batmans other weapon of mass destruction, his ability to hide and seek.. er, his stealth. He can find a shadow to hide in even if it was high noon in the middle of a dessert. Batman makes his own shadows!!! But on a series note, Shocker is a dumb ass, he would proble highly underestamate batman. Im sure batman has faced electric based villians many a time.

is the shocker even electric? i thought he shot high pressure air vibrations.

which always confused me about his name. shouldn't THE Vibrator be more of an appropriate name for him? evil face

batdude123
Originally posted by Black Adam
is the shocker even electric? i thought he shot high pressure air vibrations.

which always confused me about his name. shouldn't THE Vibrator be more of an appropriate name for him? evil face

They didn't name him "the Vibrator" for obvious reasons. shifty laughing

grey fox
Originally posted by batdude123
They didn't name him "the Vibrator" for obvious reasons. shifty laughing

Yeah it's copyright

endgame
Umm... interesting. I never really thuoght about it. It looked like electricity to me on the spider man cartoon.

Milkie
Originally posted by endgame
Umm... interesting. I never really thuoght about it. It looked like electricity to me on the spider man cartoon.

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Black Adam
Originally posted by Milkie
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grey fox
Originally posted by Milkie
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WITNOJ !

Dayscribe
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Milkie
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Black Adam
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Milkie
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Black Adam
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Milkie
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Black Adam
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Milkie
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Black Adam
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Milkie
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Black Adam
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Dinalfos
uuh...Yeah....Okay blink

Black Adam
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Milkie
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Black Adam
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Milkie
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Black Adam
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Milkie
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Black Adam
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Milkie
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Black Adam
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Milkie
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Black Adam
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Milkie
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Black Adam
Originally posted by Milkie
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where do you get your gifs from?

Milkie
I just find em around on sites

Black Adam
Originally posted by Milkie
I just find em around on sites

I mostly get mine from 4chan and ytmnd.

Dayscribe
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Milkie
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Milkie
Originally posted by Black Adam
I mostly get mine from 4chan and ytmnd.

Cool

Black Adam
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Dayscribe
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Milkie
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WrathfulDwarf
I'm just gonna do a big favor for Tron, DigiMark007 and Paolita by closing this thread. When they see it I know they're just not going to like the 2 year olds with the pointless posts images.

Closing

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