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I was supposed to take the bus to meet my dad downtown cause we dont have a car anymore, so he told me to get to the stop by 5:50 and I got there at 5:48 or something cause it leaves at 5:55 and the guy sitting at the stop told me it just went by and I didnt believe him so i checked with the motel/apartment behind me and they said it just went by and my dad down have a cell phone so I cant call him and I have no way of reaching him! So now hes going to murder me. Seriously

I was going to get a ride from my friend mom but she wasnt home so I was going to go over to my friend Javiar's house to ask HIS dad for a ride but his dad is at work... BAAAH


*digs grave and buys a coffin* I'm screwed.. like.. a... screwed person

And yes... my dad will kill me

.. So?

kill him back.


Logically it wasn't your fault, if he kills ou over that, he's a mindless moron, Just LET IT BOUNCE OF YOU, whatever he says, hear him, but don't listen.

Explain Yourself.

*not about me.......doesn't care*

cry Thats not the point, I'm destressed and I am totally optionless here!

hug

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Originally posted by Ronny
cry Thats not the point, I'm destressed and I am totally optionless here!

I'd give you a good luck / everything is going to be okay / I love you

hug, but I am on an Emotion Supresent drug and I frankly don't feel for you.

That and i can't pysically touch you

Originally posted by Imaginary
hug Thank you trish


Gawd I love how my bus stories that actually have a PROBLEM get more sarcasm then random shit that happened to Lea

Originally posted by DanZeke25
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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*not about me.......doesn't care* Bad...No!

Well its not much help but ill be a um.. cyber shoulder to cry on

He called from the payphone all "Where are you?" and I told him and he said "Those people lied to you" and I said "Uh.. i dont think so" and he started getting mad and saying you should have waited blah blah so i just hung up.

poor ronny hug

Thanks Thor... I locked the front door.. but then i realized he has a key

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
Bad...No!

Well its not much help but ill be a um.. cyber shoulder to cry on

Originally posted by DanZeke25
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shit happens everyday.

Put your dad in a sleeper hold!

Haha, last week my friend Drew was going to take a train to the City, and meet his dad at Penn Station to go to the dentist. (I know he's weird) He missed the train, and he didn't have his phone on, so his dad left a message on his voicemail:

"GODDAMIT DREW! WHERE THE **** ARE YOU DREW?" "GODDAMIT YOUR PHONE ISNT ON DREW" "GODDAMIT WHERE THE **** ARE YOU?"

I listened to it in the middle of my math class. It was hilarious.

Oh my god, that is too funny. It pisses me off though "Well sorry, I have no other way to get down there fatty"... very hard situation.

And TH My father is about 200 pounds heavier then myself

If you die can I have your cut?ermm

You are supposed to say yes, you dirty ****ermm

I'm sorry, *****. What was that? I couldnt hear you over the sound of your gonorrhea. leaking down your leg. Yea. Yea.ermm

Yeah excuse me for a minute while I smack my bitches and tell them to stop leaking STDs on me ermm

You're so ugly you were born with herpes ermm

You're so ugly, the doctor tried to push you back into your mom's wombermm

You're so ugly when your covered in peas and mayonaise you look prettier! ermm

You're so ugly, your parents bought a dog and had to put a collar on it so they could tell the difference between it and youermm

You're so ugly every time you look in the mirror you cry, cause.. your ugly.. and your penis is small! ermm

You're so ugly everytime you look at me I cry....cause...your ugly...and your boobs are smallermm

weep

Well youre so ugly I cant look at you when we have sex I have to put a stupid paper bag over your entire body.. excpet for your penis!ermm and and ...My boobs ROCK

He has a penis?

Well you're so ugly I have to go masturbate in the bathroom at my reflection before we have sex so my penis is limp from exhaustion and I dont have to penetrate your uglynessermm

Well at least i didnt have to take my mother to prom because your ugly!ermm and uh... I have to masturbate in the bathroom because your small penis cant pleasure me... yea

At least I had a partner, you're so ugly the dog wouldnt even go with you to the promermm and while you're in the bathroom I went home cause your so ugly I dont want to see your faceermm

You're both ugly

ermm Well god, I'm not the one who slept with the dog. You date stealer! Go back to new Zeland , you are no real Aussie!

weep Ronny mean! cry

Michael started it ermm

You're so ugly you tried to make a comeback about me being ugly, but you owned yourself insteadermm

ermm Uhhh.... Sleep with me? shock

gonefishing

Originally posted by Ronny
ermm Uhhh.... Sleep with me? shock

ermmUhh...shave your beard and chest hair and maybe we'll talkshock

ermm well then get rid of your bushy ass hair.

ermm well then get rid of your penis you hermaphrodite.

ermm well then get rid of the red hair in your goatee

ermm well then dont put it there in the first place.

*walks in...walks out*

ermm No.

ermm then your stuck with my red hair in your goatee

... eep?

Originally posted by Ronny
I was supposed to take the bus to meet my dad downtown cause we dont have a car anymore, so he told me to get to the stop by 5:50 and I got there at 5:48 or something cause it leaves at 5:55 and the guy sitting at the stop told me it just went by and I didnt believe him so i checked with the motel/apartment behind me and they said it just went by and my dad down have a cell phone so I cant call him and I have no way of reaching him! So now hes going to murder me. Seriously

I was going to get a ride from my friend mom but she wasnt home so I was going to go over to my friend Javiar's house to ask HIS dad for a ride but his dad is at work... BAAAH


*digs grave and buys a coffin* I'm screwed.. like.. a... screwed person

And yes... my dad will kill me hypnotise him