Oh my God!! This English chick sitting next to me just farted! Then she said . . .

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Oh my God!! This English chick sitting next to me just farted! Then she said . . .

. . . "Oh, I just farted!" Then she laughed. Are all English chicks like this? It kinda turned me on. 馃槷

yeah, the queen does it all the time. duh.

who doesnt fart?

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
who doesnt fart?

Well, yeah, but like most chicks don't announce that they did it, especially in a professional working environment. I mean, I thought it was hilarious, don't get me wrong.

i would care less if any person farted next to me... why?
its natural

Well, I think, it takes a lot more than a fart to define a person

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
i would care less if any person farted next to me... why?
its natural

You guys are missing the whole point, Jesus fecking christ!!! 馃槧

馃槅 OMG, now she just stood up and said, "Now I'm having panty issues!" Oh, and I already showed her this thread too, she laughed.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Well, yeah, but like most chicks don't announce that they did it, especially in a professional working environment. I mean, I thought it was hilarious, don't get me wrong.

dude I do NOT give a sh!t who's around if I gotta fart I let it go. I'm not all running to the bathroom to frikin fart.

i got the point i just threw it away

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
i would care less if any person farted next to me... why?
its natural

your sig and avvy are grotesque 馃槓

I goy your point TH : In your country a woman's mastery of her gastronomical releases is considered the ultimate aphrodisiac!

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
dude I do NOT give a sh!t who's around if I gotta fart I let it go. I'm not all running to the bathroom to frikin fart.

Good for you! I could care less. It cracks me up when hot chicks fart and announce it to everyone, especially when they have English accents, so bug off!

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
i got the point i just threw it away

Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrf. ermm

It's all good except the smell.

Re: Oh my God!! This English chick sitting next to me just farted! Then she said . . .

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
. . . "Oh, I just farted!" Then she laughed. Are all English chicks like this? It kinda turned me on. 馃槷

If I were you, I'd be totally turned off, and I'd slowly back away.

Re: Re: Oh my God!! This English chick sitting next to me just farted! Then she said . . .

Originally posted by Jabba the Hutt
If I were you, I'd be totally turned off, and I'd slowly back away.

Yeah, though, TH is TH 馃檮

I mean, its really gross.

Originally posted by silver_tears
your sig and avvy are grotesque 馃槓
Agreed! 馃槝