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who can defeat Chuck Norris in a 1 on 1 Mortal Combat? (fighting using martial art skills only no weapons)

by popular belief. Chuck is undisputed champ in 1v1 martial art duel? but i dont think so.

Jackie Chan? maybe?

Get rid of that sig!

Anyways no one can defeat Chuck Norris...

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
who can defeat Chuck Norris in a 1 on 1 Mortal Combat? (fighting using martial art skills only no weapons)

by popular belief. Chuck is undisputed champ in 1v1 martial art duel? but i dont think so.

Jackie Chan? maybe?
Go Whore for Attention Somewhere else.

I once defeated Chuck Norris 17 times in a row without breaking a sweat, but he said he'd give me $4 if I took a dive, so we decided it would be a draw ermmchair

Cheap and easy naughty

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
Get rid of that sig!

Please!Don't make me blow chunks on my computer after I see you post!

that's nice
would you like a lollypop?

Originally posted by BakaXero
that's nice
would you like a lollypop? Yeah,but remind me to take it AFTER I get my appetite back.

I TIHNK bruce lee already kickesd his ass in a move.



"the eyes of the ranger are apon you........................(i dont know the rest of the word)>

don't be stupid, heaps of people would kick his ass, for sure.
just cause he's well know dosn't mean he's the " be all to end all" in martial arts.

Originally posted by bogen
don't be stupid, heaps of people would kick his ass, for sure.
just cause he's well know dosn't mean he's the " be all to end all" in martial arts.

You take that back! pissed

Originally posted by Nevermind
You take that back! pissed
It is true though.

Originally posted by Slay
It is true though.

Don't make get my poking stick out, otherwise there's going to be trouble.

Originally posted by Nevermind
Don't make get my poking stick out, otherwise there's going to be trouble.
Don't make me turn up a Britney Spears CD VERY loud.

Originally posted by Slay
Don't make me turn up a Britney Spears CD VERY loud.

Play Hit me baby one more time. 90's teen classic.

Originally posted by Nevermind
Play Hit me baby one more time. 90's teen classic.
It still sucks.

Originally posted by Slay
It still sucks. Not if it's done by Mike Patton. Then it's bloody hilarious.

Originally posted by Valharu
Not if it's done by Mike Patton. Then it's bloody hilarious.
''Oops I did it again'',done by Children of Bodom is feckin funny.