Worst comic book character names

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Psyquis52
Most cheeseball.
Most pathetic.
Least original.
The worst of the worst and some of them are really popular.

Psyquis52
I'll start.
Spiderman, Batman, Spiderwoman, Antman, Animal Man,
Basically if you put an animal in front of man or woman then you have a superhero or villain.

Rick/Genis
Dude... I WAS GOING TO START THIS!!!!!!!!!


Blackheart!

grey fox
Ariel and Sprite

Black Goliath (stating the obvious are we)

Doctor Mid-nite

Names that are actually good.

Sentry

Hyperion

Hulk

Deathstroke

Green Lantern

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Dude... I WAS GOING TO START THIS!!!!!!!!!


Blackheart!

Captain Mar-vell
Rick Jones
Captain Marvell
Captain Cold
Atom Man
Superman
Wonder Woman
Elongated Man (Elongated Name)

Names that are good.
Abomination
Colossus
Juggernaut
Gambit
Sabertooth
Diablo

Rick/Genis
Worst Three Names of ALL TIME! Quite possibly the worst things that have come to existence in ALL OF THE EARTH:

Psyquis52
Darkhawk
Chris Powell

Best:
Anything that has to do with Rick Jones Or Captain Marvel...
And Etrigan

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Worst Three Names of ALL TIME! Quite possibly the worst things that have come to existence in ALL OF THE EARTH:

Psyquis52
Darkhawk
Chris Powell

Best:
Anything that has to do with Rick Jones Or Captain Marvel...
And Etrigan

laughing

You win this round. I just can't come up with a valid come back.

so, go climb a tree or something.

Rick/Genis
It shall be done!

SO SAYS GENIS!!! (Who you forgot to mention, B*TCH!!!stick out tongue)

Psyquis52
Spawn (c'mon. It sucks. That's what we call fish sex.)
Captain America (sorry, it's true)
Captain Britain (same)
Wonder Man
Dr. Doom (as cheesy as they come)
Silver Samurai
Dr. Octopus

Good Names
Venom
Carnage
Terrax
Desaad
Vandal Savage

Rick/Genis
Good Name:

I've gotta say it. I think Galactus is a GREAT name!! Every time I hear it I shudder with the idea of how much power just the NAME has!

I also like The Living Tribunal

Psyquis52
Good Name:

Mystique. I don't care what you think about her. She has a good name.

samishe
Rhino is da manbig grin

Psyquis52
Detective Chimp
Gorilla Man
The Leader
The Mad Thinker
Mole Man
Silver Surfer

Good names
Gorilla Grodd
Monsieur Mallah
Sinestro

Rick/Genis
Deathstroke is a shitty name

juggernaut66666
mr sinister

Rick/Genis
Mr sinister is the worst so far I think... him and DR Doom..

grey fox
Originally posted by Psyquis52
Detective Chimp
Gorilla Man
The Leader
The Mad Thinker
Mole Man
Silver Surfer

Good names
Gorilla Grodd
Monsieur Mallah
Sinestro

Gorrila Grodd !

How in the F*CK is gorrila grodd a good name ?

Rick/Genis
Any Gorilla Character with Gorilla in there name is RETARDED!!!!

grey fox
Amen to that

Gregory
On the same general subject:

Black Lightning
Black Panther
Black Goliath
Any other black superheroes with "Black" in their names.

On the other hand, if DC introduces a character named "Captain Honky" it will clearly be the best thing ever.

grey fox
Originally posted by Gregory
On the same general subject:

Black Lightning
Black Panther
Black Goliath
Any other black superheroes with "Black" in their names.

On the other hand, if DC introduces a character named "Captain Honky" it will clearly be the best thing ever.

Dont tell me , Captain Honkies alter ego is Billy Bob Crauser resident of the slop-bucket America's Number 22 trailer park.

Dr.Fate
stiltman or anyone of daredevils early villians

batdude123
What about the "Human Fly?" That's an old comic book character that Marvel made a while ago.

Fanboy
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Deathstroke is a shitty name


Cool character but it sounds like someone died after masturbating.

Gregory
Originally posted by grey fox
Dont tell me , Captain Honkies alter ego is Billy Bob Crauser resident of the slop-bucket America's Number 22 trailer park.

It's like you're reading my mind here...

I liked "Deathstroke the Terminator." Then they started just calling him "deathstroke," and it lost something.

grey fox
Originally posted by Gregory
It's like you're reading my mind here...

I liked "Deathstroke the Terminator." Then they started just calling him "deathstroke," and it lost something.

Yup..and then the TT show took it one step further...Slade.

outavodka
Wonderwoman
Wonderman
Hawkman
Hawkwoman
Starman
Wolverine
IronMan
HydroMan
MartianManHunter
BlueBeetle
Mr.Fantastic
TheThing
Dr.Doom
M.O.D.O.K
ScarletWitch
Superman
Superman
Supergirl
Dr.Fate
Dr.Strange>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>All shittty names when u get down to it
Now some names that are cool
Blackbolt
Venom
Gambit
Hulk
Flash
GreenLantern
Ion
SilverSurfer
LexLuther
Deadpool
Havok
Storm
Juggernaut
Pheonix

batdude123
MOLEMAN! Nuff said.

willRules
Originally posted by Fanboy
Cool character but it sounds like someone died after masturbating.


laughing

NoFate007
Bad Names:
The Question
The Answer
Big Wheel
Star Sapphire
_____man/woman/boy/girl
Dr. Strange
Mr. Freeze/Victor Fries - come on, that's french fries
Robin
Silver Surfer
Mr. Terrific


Good names:
Nightwing
Sentry
Flash
Quicksilver
Wolverine
Gambit
Phoenix



More to come later if I have the time.

Takion
im the juggernaut b!tches..........

Psyquis52
Speedball.

badabing
Aqua Lad

Robin (For a guy)

Ice Man

Steel

Elastic Man

Electro

Hydro Man

Wolverine (Just kidding)

The Question

Captain Boomerang

Rick/Genis
Originally posted by NoFate007
Bad Names:
The Question
The Answer
Big Wheel
Star Sapphire
_____man/woman/boy/girl
Dr. Strange
Mr. Freeze/Victor Fries - come on, that's french fries
Robin
Silver Surfer
Mr. Terrific


Good names:
Nightwing
Sentry
Flash
Quicksilver
Wolverine
Gambit
Phoenix



More to come later if I have the time.


TAKE THAT BACK!!!

THE _________ MAN STATEMENT!!!

HEMAN IS A BADASS!!!! Not to mention one of the most manly names EVER!!!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
TAKE THAT BACK!!!

THE _________ MAN STATEMENT!!!

HEMAN IS A BADASS!!!! Not to mention one of the most manly names EVER!!!

Of course Heman is a manly name. It's like saying man-man, or guy-male, or male-man (heh heh heh, mailman. I crack myself up.)

TheKahn
Hawk and Dove sad

Rick/Genis
HE MAN ROCKS!!! does he have a respect thread?

he's a master of the F*CKING UNIVERSE!!!

Mississippienne
Richard Ryder, aka Nova.

Dick Ryder. His name is DICK RYDER, people.

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Mississippienne
Richard Ryder, aka Nova.

Dick Ryder. His name is DICK RYDER, people.
laughing Dick Ryder and Peter Parker laughing

Blood_Rayne
I never liked the name Superman it's so generic.

manorastroman
in terms of real comic names, nothing really beats otto octavius and blackagar boltagon.

roughrider
Old SHIELD enemy The Yellow Claw - he's chinese. RACIST.

Any nickname that ends with lad or lass, so most of the Legion Of Super-Heroes.

grey fox
Supergirl

Spideys Sister
Thor Girl, Squrril Girl, Speed ball.

Mainstream
the whizzer

Spideys Sister
laughing out loud Big Wheel sucked. Walrus sucked. a few other lame jobs sucked.

outarddwarf
Originally posted by Psyquis52
laughing Dick Ryder and Peter Parker laughing

A real person i know is named Peter Wood! His parents are the dumbest i have ever met!

Templares
Originally posted by roughrider
Old SHIELD enemy The Yellow Claw - he's chinese. RACIST.

Any nickname that ends with lad or lass, so most of the Legion Of Super-Heroes.

You mean like Matter-Eating Lad cool .

Mr. Fantastic
Granny Goodnes
Mr. Miracle
BIG Barda
Paste Pot Pete
Radioactive man
Judo Master
Karate Kid

And i almost forgot . . . . Cable.

Spideys Sister
Originally posted by Templares
You mean like Matter-Eating Lad cool .

Mr. Fantastic
Granny Goodnes
Mr. Miracle
BIG Barda
Paste Pot Pete
Radioactive man
Judo Master
Karate Kid

And i almost forgot . . . . Cable. Hey ease up on Radioactiveman. Most heros dobn't have as good as costume as he does.

Mindship
Pitt.
Pitt!
C'mon. Really.

WrathfulDwarf
Originally posted by Psyquis52

Names that are good.
Abomination
Colossus
Juggernaut
Gambit
Sabertooth
Diablo

Err...no..those are pretty stupid names as well. Especially Sabertooth and Abomination.

Dr Octopus comes to mind and also The Ion are names I would pick as bad.

Spideys Sister
Captin Ameica. If he's for America, why is he wereing the puerto Rican Flag? laughing out loud

Juntai
Originally posted by outarddwarf
A real person i know is named Peter Wood! His parents are the dumbest i have ever met! Funny, I know a Dick Cole.
Try saying that one a few times.

Spideys Sister
Originally posted by Juntai
Funny, I know a Dick Cole.
Try saying that one a few times. laughing out loud

outarddwarf
Originally posted by Juntai
Funny, I know a Dick Cole.
Try saying that one a few times.


i gotcha! so is that a real person? Like i can't tell if you are sarcastic or whatnot...
cause i do know peter, good guy to but damn!

Milkie
Originally posted by Psyquis52
Spawn (c'mon. It sucks. That's what we call fish sex.)

It's actually short for Hell's Pawn and Spawn means more then just fish eggs.

To produce or deposit (spawn).
To produce in large numbers.
To give rise to; engender: tyranny that spawned revolt.
To cause to spawn; bring forth; produce: a family that had spawned a monster.
To plant with mycelia grown in specially prepared organic matter.

Spideys Sister
Originally posted by Milkie
It's actually short for Hell's Pawn and Spawn means more then just fish eggs.

To produce or deposit (spawn).
To produce in large numbers.
To give rise to; engender: tyranny that spawned revolt.
To cause to spawn; bring forth; produce: a family that had spawned a monster.
To plant with mycelia grown in specially prepared organic matter. Someone loves their dictionairy.

Milkie
Sho' Nuff!

Takion
Originally posted by Milkie
Sho' Nuff!
Good job on the Spawn stuff, but whatcha would call Spawn though?

Milkie
What would I call him?

Takion
Originally posted by Milkie
What wouls I call him?
Yeah give Spawn a better name.

Spideys Sister
Originally posted by Takion
Yeah give Spawn a better name. Nitro death! laughing out loud

Takion
Originally posted by Spideys Sister
Nitro death! laughing out loud
Cool so far.

Spideys Sister
hysterical I was kidding!

Takion
Originally posted by Spideys Sister
hysterical I was kidding!
Well its a hella alot better than Spawn.

Spideys Sister
Next issue of NITRO DEATH!!!:...

I can see it now...wink

Takion
Originally posted by Spideys Sister
Next issue of NITRO DEATH!!!:...

I can see it now...wink
thumb up

Hulk_Power
Strong Guy.... what kind of crappy name is that? They could have tried at least.

Dayscribe
I used to think that the Hulk was a lame name, then I thought about it. He's just one big, Hulk. Jebus.

Scarlet Witch is a bit of a duh. erm

Takion
Batman, I like Dark Knight a lot better.

Hulk_Power
Originally posted by Dayscribe
I used to think that the Hulk was a lame name, then I thought about it. He's just one big, Hulk. Jebus.

Scarlet Witch is a bit of a duh. erm

laughing out loud Yeah at first it does sound like a bad name but once you think about it, it actually makes sense and it's a pretty good name for him.

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