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*The JLA were minding their business when, out of nowhere, a priority alert sounded off in their adrift satellite. They brought up the monitor and, low and behold, the AVENGERS are on their way to snuff them out!!


Who Wins!?!?!!?

Avengers 11/10

How many members does each team have?

28...


but I want this to be a story more or less! Who does what to who, you know?

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
*The JLA were minding their business when, out of nowhere, a priority alert sounded off in their adrift satellite. They brought up the monitor and, low and behold, the AVENGERS are on their way to snuff them out!!


Who Wins!?!?!!?

Man. I was going to do this.

*grabs Batman by the cape and Darkforce blasts him in the face*

Now I'm just going to have to kick a@#!

*Jumps on Superman's back and gives him a wedgie*

For JUSTICE!

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
28...


but I want this to be a story more or less! Who does what to who, you know? cap takes out whoever gets in his way

*uses power cosmic to enhance the pleasure centers of the brains of the Justice League, rendering them harmless while they writhe on the ground thinking they're having sex*

Kill them.

*Punches Hawkman in the mouth*
Take that sissy!
*Darkforce blasts Hawkman to hell!*
And you'll get more of the same.

*cant kill....just mostly pummels....*

*Rips out a fistfull of Superman's hair*

I hate you!

*Pokes him in the eye. Superman screams*

Hey. Why hasn't anyone thought of doing that before?

*causes Superman to want to beat the hell out of Wonder Woman, and makes Flash sit at the bottom of the ocean*

hahahahaha! Can't wait till they come back!

*Shakes a soda can and sprays Lobo in the face*
Whoops. Sorry.
*picks up what is left of his a$#

*Calls the UN for another 10 anti-metahuman nukes from Kingdom Come*

*pummels Batman in pure h2h EFFORTLESSLY* hahahaha, this is sooo easy

*Calls Batman an effeminate pedophile from a safe distance while Captain beats him up*

Get out of this universe, guys!!!

*Clangs Bracelets together


*Enter Insane Genis


*Calls upon Entropy.... together they kill the whole DC universe... that's right... THE WHOLE DC UNIVERSE!!!!

*cap is now having a cup of coffee while whooping bats with 1 hand*

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Get out of this universe, guys!!!

*Clangs Bracelets together


*Enter Insane Genis


*Calls upon Entropy.... together they kill the whole DC universe... that's right... THE WHOLE DC UNIVERSE!!!!

*mourns the loss of a perfectly good super dog.*

*wipes hands clean in the Marvel U.

"so, guys.... that was fun, wasn't it?

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
*wipes hands clean in the Marvel U.

"so, guys.... that was fun, wasn't it?

A little brief though. I was kind of hoping I could have some of Captain's tea but he dropped the tea when you destroyed everyone.

well.... shit.... hmmm

*calls upon entropy to restore the DCU

Care to do it again?

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
*wipes hands clean in the Marvel U.

"so, guys.... that was fun, wasn't it? b-b-b-ut....krypto....

*gives Superman a wet willie and then darkforce blasts him into a bomb*

Wow! It's even more fun a second time around!

*Explosion*

The authority frowns upon this kind of Violence , unless we instigate it....

Originally posted by grey fox
The authority frowns upon this kind of Violence , unless we instigate it.... dude we just got through kicking your lilly assess...so shaddup...FLAG BURNERS!

psh... get out of here, Grey Fox!! It's OUR time to shine

Originally posted by grey fox
The authority frowns upon this kind of Violence , unless we instigate it....

I frown upon Smurfs but you don't see anyone going out of their way to kill the nasty little buggers!


Except Gargamel and Azrael that is.

Originally posted by Psyquis52
I frown upon Smurfs but you don't see anyone going out of their way to kill the nasty little buggers!


Except Gargamel and Azrael that is.

Everyone hates the smurfs , most of America routinely kills them.

Originally posted by King KAM
dude we just got through kicking your lilly assess...so shaddup...FLAG BURNERS!

dude... he's not syndicate, he's authority..

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
dude... he's not syndicate, he's authority.. oh....my bad...*walks off*

Originally posted by grey fox
Everyone hates the smurfs , most of America routinely kills them.
Not on purpose!























Well okay we do it on purpose.

Originally posted by Psyquis52
Not on purpose!























Well okay we do it on purpose.

Of course you do , in blueberry muffins

Originally posted by grey fox
Of course you do , in blueberry muffins

Dude yes! Blueberry muffins rock! Especially with little smurfs in them. And then we pour smurfberry syrup on them and they taste even bett...Hold that thought.

*Jump kicks Aquaman in the face and rips open his throat*

I'm sorry what were we talking about?

Originally posted by Psyquis52
Dude yes! Blueberry muffins rock! Especially with little smurfs in them. And then we pour smurfberry syrup on them and they taste even bett...Hold that thought.

*Jump kicks Aquaman in the face and rips open his throat*

I'm sorry what were we talking about?

*Steals Magic hand of Aqua-losers corpse*

Mwhahahah , look out mutie scum . Excuse me while i take out Vulcan and the collective.

*laughs at Collective as he is destroyed*

I hate mutants anyway and that guy was a jerk!

*Rips Red Tornadoes arms off and throws them at Robin*

Hahahahaha!

why do so many people hate mutants....




me being on of them...

Originally posted by King KAM
why do so many people hate mutants....




me being on of them...

Hold that thought

*Rips Wolverine's arms off and uses them to gut Superman*

I don't know. Some mutants can be useful.

hahaha you're not a mutant, Kam... your the Cap!










did we just damage our own member?

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
hahaha you're not a mutant, Kam... your the Cap!










did we just damage our own member?

Who?

*Rips off Wolverine's ear and stuffs it in Wonder Woman's mouth causing her to suffocate and die*

Hahahahaha they're not even fighting back! Pathetic

*Trips the Flash into a vat of Aquamans Pet Pirahnas

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Hahahahaha they're not even fighting back! Pathetic

*Trips the Flash into a vat of Aquamans Pet Pirahnas
lollollollollollollollol.

That was great.

*Breaks Martian Manhunter's neck and uses his lifeless body to beat Black Canary to death*

Good one, bud!

*Grabs Black Canary (before she dies) and slaps her ass hard while aiming her mouth at Green Arrow.

*Runs to green arrow's arrows and hands them to Hawkeye

"Have fun!"

*Takes Flashes legs (Only things remaining) and tries to wear them like pants

"I wonder if this will work!

*Grabs Superman by the arms and tears them off*

Hmmm... not steel.. he would of made a great car one day oh well

hahahahahahahahaha

*Rips GL's hand off and feeds it to him*

There's nothing better. Hey Rick! I think those pants are too tight.

*Takes Batman's belt and strangles Booster Gold*

I hold Martian MAnhunter in shield adding huge amount of electricity into him and then a couple of rockets does the job...Since I'm WarMachine, and my new armor is against Omega Level mutants...So then a couple of more beams that suppose to take down even the Hulk and MM is done for...

*poops on Martian Manhunters remains*

And stay dead you alien you!

*Takes a set of chopsticks and wedges them in Superman's nose then Darkforce blasts him in the face*

I hate you!

*Walks into the battlefield with nothing more than the power of the jobber aura. Waves hand in the air, and everybody turns retarded.*

Originally posted by batdude123
*Walks into the battlefield with nothing more than the power of the jobber aura. Waves hand in the air, and everybody turns retarded.*


And as Vision I assume my intangible form and Posses Batman! Now by default I have his jobber powers!

HAHAHA!

"Make him eat his own Tongue Soleran!!!"

Originally posted by Soleran
And as Vision I assume my intangible form and Posses Batman! Now by default I have his jobber powers!

Nope, Vision is feeling the effects as well. He automatically turns into a vegetable and falls on the ground flipping and flopping like a fish!

I am neither animal or vegetable, I am a THING.

*Miraculously, All the heroes in the ENTIRE marvel universe somehow bring Rick Back to normal, as they ALWAYS do!

"time to use my good ole' fashion Captain America Skills!!!"

These threads are fun. Just some good natured ribbing.

but the jla r dead lol

but beind serious i actully think jla r beter sorry guys

TRAITOR!!!

*Rips off AJ's Arm and backhands him with it

*watches from a distance and chuckles.. "Aj never learns"*

Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
but beind serious i actully think jla r beter sorry guys
Dude, WHAT THE HELL!

Thats loyalty aint it if you like them so much go join them AJ or the Syndicate up to you...tut tut, unloyal

After reading this funny post, didn't anybody realize the dude AJ4 calls himself an avenger yet he had a Batman sig

yeah... he's supposed to be hercules, but I've never seen hercules throw a batarang like AJ does all the time... I don't get what's going on with him today!!! He's against his own TEAM!!!

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
yeah... he's supposed to be hercules, but I've never seen hercules throw a batarang like AJ does all the time... I don't get what's going on with him today!!! He's against his own TEAM!!!
Let it go Rick. We'll see what's going on with AJ by PM or on the Avengers thread.

Alright... but before I go

*Runs over to Supermans Rotting Corpse and kicks it

wtf..............

Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
but beind serious i actully think jla r beter sorry guys

aj's a disloyal punk....i say we boot him.

Originally posted by King KAM
aj's a disloyal punk....i say we boot him.
WRONG!!

Originally posted by King KAM
aj's a disloyal punk....i say we boot him.

Originally posted by Takion
WRONG!! .....





























































































































































































*still waiting for it to be funny*






































































































































































nope....still not funny....

Seriously..... is AJ a spy or something? A really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really BAD spy!?