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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Hope you get lots of presents, attention, etc.
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Enjoy it, hopefully more to come
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Happy B Day G!

Yay Gundy!

Just getting older and older are ya?

j/k.

Have a Happy Birthday!

I wouldn't have known if Yerssot hadn't said anything...Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday sweetheart!
Hope you have good one!

It's Gundy's birthday... or as I prefer to call it, international 'Gundark is Wonderful' day!

All hail the mighty Gundmesiter!

Woo-Hoo ! Thanks gang !

Going to see MIBII today cause AOTC isn't playing around here anymore. Catch ya later !!!!

Have a good time at the movies.

Oooh..Gun's going on a movie date for her bday

H A P P Y ........ B I R T H D A Y, GUNDY, SWEETIE.

And many, many more. may you live long, prosper, and have lots of kids.

Yes, was going to see AOTC again, but discovered it's now been pulled from the theaters here. Saw MIB2 last week. Road to Perdition sounded good, but violent, didn't see anything last night, just had dinner out and came home.

Clones is still playing here.

*very envious* wanted to see AOTC last night, needed another sw fix.

happy happy HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY happy happy HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Still playing here, as well. What;s wrong with where you live, Gundy? DEMAND Star Wars!

I thought you were older than 39. Who says your the board Yoda?

(btw, not saying you are, just incase you misread it and slap me)

Happy birthday, kid.

To has been nice enough to donate some of his private stash of whiskey to the party!

*yanks a case of whiskey from ToMacco's hands and pays him $500 to buy some more*

I did somethings with Photoshop to Gundy's sig. Hope she likes it!

Damn, it doesn't work!

screw it

hello, To, haven't seen you in awhile.

More flowers for ya, baby.

*opens door to see that the entire street is filled with tulips and roses*

Thanks baby.

Thanks everybody ! Birthday was a good one. Went to a cookout on Saturday...they had two bushels of hard shells, picked Maryland Blues to my heart's content ! There were about 8 of us left around midnight and the guy that had the party (J.R.) and Tommy decided to put JR's canoe in their swimming pool and float around in it. Then JR's brother acted like he wanted to get in and ended up dumping the canoe. We laughed our butts off !! Then at midnight, everybody sang a drunk happy birthday to me. But I'm now the itchy&scratchy owner of 28 mosquito bites. That sucks. Yesterday (my birthday) we went to MIBII which was okay, had some funny parts and went to Bay City which is a nice seafood restaurant. I had pistachio-crusted grilled salmon over polenta in a crab sauce. KILLER !!!! And Tommy gave me $200 towards my new laptop that I ordered last week.

And there was some bits of drinking in between all that too !!

And you didn't invite us????????????

guess she has taste

OUCH! That hurt.

I wasn't including you, queeq, I was talking about Tex, To, ..., me...

Happy Birthday, you very young person, you.

I'm soooo sorry I missed your birthday Gundy! HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Here, let me sacrifice Yerssot to make up for it.

Good plan. What form of sacrifice?

How about we burn him at the stake?

NAh, go Edna style: burn the virgin on the heath at full moon.

You forgot the naked part.

I thought that was obvious.

recap...you want to burn edna who's naked?

Not QUITE the plan, yerss...

well, queeq isn't complaining

Let's throw him into a well of boiling water

I agree if it's about queeq you're talking
if you're talking about me... no thank you

Would you rather drown in boiling water or chocolate pudding?

What are those nasty worm things in "Flash Gordon", lets use them.

well, if you drop me in chocolate pudding, I can assure you I can get out

Mech is on top of things.

Bring me the boreworms. Or we could stuff him in that tree thingy....

Cool.... nasty, but cool.

Then we could all peek in the holes and watch.

Let's feed him immortality food and then stick him in an empty plain white room forever.

home?

Ooops, I appear to have missed Gundy's birthday Party by a long way, Belated wishes for the anniversary of your Birth Gundy.

Thanks man !!

It was a good one !

Do old people get presents for their birthdays?

sure, lame presents though

Like Bengay or depends.

mostly clothes here...tie ones

Rogaine for women

Because she's worth it?

That's Loreal not Rogaine. Rogaine is for bald people.

Because she doesn't have it

Old people also get hemorrhoid cream.

And camaros

and false teeth

Older means wiser

Yes, and I could prove that. One chat with my grandpa would prove it. The problem is, he's in heaven.

God bless him.

Quite.

Older does not mean wiser. I know tons of people who are old and stupid.

Like?

yerssot for example...

My brothers. Two of my aunts. My grandfather. One of my uncles.

These are all members of your family, anyone else notice a possible pattern developing here?

Tommy gave me $200 cash towards my new laptop I ordered last week.

ah! new laptop! with a DVD-rom so you can visit the sw dvd website?

Woo-hoo $200 worth of laptop dancing, oh wait you mean a PC.

*smack*

Yes ! A COMPUTER !!

Maybe you should try a second semester of those literacy classes. Hehehe.

And yes it has a dvd.

can I borrow it?

No.

why not?

The damn thing hasn't even come in yet ! Its a made-to-order.

ah, I'll get it for you than

No thanks. I think Compaq can handle it. They're probably done one or two before.

I bought my brother's laptop from him for only three hundred dollars.

I feel your pain.

I don't have the Internet in my room yet.

Gosh, that's horrible!

Who dares deprive you so, Lauren??!

Probably her brother, duh. It was his laptop. He probably rigged it so that you can't install internet stuff onto it. What a horrible thing to do!

Then again she probably doesn't have internet stuff because she doesn't have the installing stuff.

I don't know how to do it and my brother and dad are both lazy.

Sorry I am late Gun, but I gone on a holiday and a PC with internet is hard to come by here. Happy Birthday amish one. Hugs and kisses from somewhere along the Norwegian coast.

The should put more of those digital cafes in vacation places.

actually the thing I like about vacation is that you can't get to a computer

I knew you'd make it finti !!!

Thanks babe !!

BABE???!!!!!!!

you don't know about them being married?
... ow! you were on a crusade down in the holy land!

Doesn't necessarily mean they are married to each other though, Gundy's married to Queeq, so who is finti married to?

*smacks Corran*
shuss! I just had him fooled!

Oh, sorry, but you do know you get no points for fooling queeq.

I know I know... I wanted a challenge

finti ain't gettin married to anybody and that be final.

*throws out cake*

Hey ! That was still good.

You can always get it back

Where does queeq live?

at the ninth shrubbery

Deutschland?

uhoh!
If I was him, you had five seconds to run away!

btw, he gave a hint in his first reply in this thread

How is burning a virgin at the stake under a full moon a clue to where he lives?

That wasn't his first reply.

He lives in a windmill. But that's such a small clue.

actually, I think he lives in a wooden shoe.

Holland?

We like to call it Amsterdamned.

He's a bike riding, clogg wearing, windmill loving Dutchman. Haven't you ever noticed he always wears orange footy tops?

And he smells like tulips.

He lives in the Nether regions, of course.

And finti pokes holes in his dikes.

do people live in windmills? What happens when the wind stops blowing?

the windmills stop moving naturally

So do they have any electricity?

well most windmills nowadays doesnt look like the famous ones, and I have never been inside one, though I guess there are nothing but stairs to the top. so it might be difficult for queeq to live comfortably inside one.

he vegess on the bottom floor. and when the wind stops, he has to go on diesel generator.

Sorry for the delay, HAPPY B_DAY GUNDY!!! So the old queeqer lives in a windmill, must be fun

Oh I missed it! I'm sorry Gundy hun! Hope you had a great day!

I looked for you all on a globe the other day. Belgium and the Netherlands are both frightfully small.

ah, so you missed Luxembourg than huh?

makes you think when even belgium has more citizens than norway

ouch, painfull...look at it positive mah...you kick our buts in football

rather than start a new birthday thread, here goes.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RATCAT (RC), wherever you are.

this will create confusion...that's why you did it huh?

happy birthday ratcat

ah, hapy birthday

I see you've been talking about me. GOOD!

Yes, I live iun a windmill, wear wooden shoes, grow marihuana in my backyard, run a brothel and eat tulips for breakfast.

say queeq, my xtc lab has been found, have to start all over again, can I borrow some marihuana?

I can sell you an entirely new xtc-factory if you want. Or I can supply you regularly.

hmmm...I'll take the lab... fully equiped?

If the wind stops, there's a giant gerbil in the back on a treadmill to keep the thing going.

Are y'all mispelling it or do you not really know that its spelled "marijuana".

think we got an expert here...

it's perfectly legal to write it both way, and no doubt about it.

I have never in my entire life of reading the Engilsh language have seen it spelled with an "h"

But then no-one who has spelt it that way so far has been a person witn English as their first language, Lauren.

You can spell it any way you want as long as you buy from me.

queeq, when's that lab going to arrive? I need to supply my costumers you know!

ganja.

reefer

dope.

Lance Armstrong

haha, so I had it right, and you wrong Lauren! *dances happy-dance to have won an argumentation*

I never said that it couldn't be spelled that way. I said that I had never seen it spelled that way.

Seemed pretty clear to us, Lauren.

''it's really spelled ''marijuana'' '' you said that that was the way, but it's allowed both way!! so I won the argument!...okay, what you said can be interpretated in more than one way, but pleeease can't you just say I won this one?:shy: being on a forum with the people here , it's not everyday you get the chance to prove someone wrong

You DEFINITELY won that one, Mah.