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I love God so much. I want to feel him inside me. With God in my Body and my mind I know that together I, no we, can accomplich anything.

Does this make me gay?

YES you fool! YES!

I always thought it funny when I would hear men singing about loving Jesus. So, if you love God, no, but if you love Jesus...?

good point. We know Jesus was a man...

he always looked very feminine to me...

um, youd probably get rejected by god hes only down with banging black holes

Originally posted by meep-meep
I love God so much. I want to feel him inside me. With God in my Body and my mind I know that together I, no we, can accomplich anything.

Does this make me gay?

I needed that this morning...........

You want to feel him inside you????????.............Is there a Climax to this thought???

Not really because god is nether Man nor Women , it's like loving your PC.

If I love my PC and it has a guys name, does that make me gay?

Ok, I'll give you God, but what about Jesus. You wanna feel Jesus inside???

Originally posted by Alliance
If I love my PC and it has a guys name, does that make me gay?

Ok, I'll give you God, but what about Jesus. You wanna feel Jesus inside???

Oh how I love Jesus. Oh Jesus come into my life.

FEEL THE LORD!

Jesus loves me yes I know,
for the Bible tells me so

Originally posted by debbiejo
Jesus loves me yes I know,
for the Bible tells me so




But you are a girl.

*in the voice of one of those televangelists*

Foul sinners! You are committing blasphemy! Give us money and God shall forgive you!

*waits for money*

I thought God was a socialist...

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
But you are a girl. With god all things are possible.......maybe he's bi..

Still, bi's are part gay...I've never really seen Jesus in this light before...hes...just...so...

BEAUTIFUL!

I'm glad HELL's not real........

Originally posted by debbiejo
I'm glad HELL's not real........

Why is it getting hot?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Why is it getting hot?
Sure is... I spent two days there trying to strike a deal with the Devil on the price of wine and it nearly seared my skin off.

Did the deal work?

Hey, do you think Lucifer was cast out because he was straight and all the other angels/holy people were gay?

Maybe they had a culture war

Originally posted by Alliance
Did the deal work?

Hey, do you think Lucifer was cast out because he was straight and all the other angels/holy people were gay?

Maybe they had a culture war
No... the damn bastard refused to lower tarrifs on imports from Heaven. I got my skin fried off for nothing...

Meh...you win some you lose some. Im surprised there isnt a SWFTA (SWAF-tah) Spiritual Worlds Free Trade Agreement.

I'm sure W has one worked out

Originally posted by meep-meep
I love God so much. I want to feel him inside me. With God in my Body and my mind I know that together I, no we, can accomplich anything.

Does this make me gay?

First I want to apologize for creating this topic. You see last night I had about 5 margaritas and for some reason I started thinking about an old South Park Episode. I haven't read any of the relpies yet but I'm pretty sure there will be some criticism. Damn you alcohol for making me do these things....

Heh....(just read everyones posts)

Best. Religion. Thread. Ever.

Everytime I see Christ up on that cross I just can help but think: Damn he's hot. -not my opionion......but still a very intriguing perspective...

It amazes me that this thread hasn't been shut down.

Not that I'm offended by it or anything, but the purely retarded nature of it makes me wonder if the mods even check this forum.

Originally posted by meep-meep
I love God so much. I want to feel him inside me. With God in my Body and my mind I know that together I, no we, can accomplich anything.

Does this make me gay? well Jesus loves you too. So he's having a 3-some with you and his dad.

Oh, I'll never be the same again....

when you feel god's love deep inside you...........does he fill you full of the holy spirit?..............or does he pull out beforehand?

Originally posted by debbiejo


Oh, I'll never be the same again....

Originally posted by Evil Dead
when you feel god's love deep inside you...........does he fill you full of the holy spirit?..............or does he pull out beforehand?

Only those fully enlightened are filled up with the holy spirit.

Originally posted by meep-meep
I love God so much. I want to feel him inside me. With God in my Body and my mind I know that together I, no we, can accomplich anything.

Does this make me gay?

To love God is to love a spirit. A spirit doesn't have a penis.

Originally posted by lord xyz
well Jesus loves you too. So he's having a 3-some with you and his dad.

Being f*cked by Jesus? Eh he was a skinny little guy. He could have been packing but it's his dad I'm worried about.

Too be honest I'd rather it be me Jesus and Mary Magdelene.

Originally posted by Evil Dead
when you feel god's love deep inside you...........does he fill you full of the holy spirit?..............or does he pull out beforehand?

Nowing Jesus he probably pulls out beforehand and leaves you something that isn't the Holy Spirit

Originally posted by Punker69
To love God is to love a spirit. A spirit doesn't have a penis.

But God can be anything......including a penis.

I love this thread......

Originally posted by meep-meep
I love God so much. I want to feel him inside me. With God in my Body and my mind I know that together I, no we, can accomplich anything.

Does this make me gay? Well... you don't really know if god is a girl or a guy, but god is often referred to as a boy. If you think of him as a boy and you wantt him... inside you, then yeah, I guess you do swing a couple inches that way.

Well if god was a woman then it would be hard for you to to be filled with her unless she had.....Ambiguous Genitalia!!!


OH my god ....what that would look like...

Would it be possible to fill god with you? You know higher concentration solution dispersing into a porous lower density concentration rule? Okay, that was a little nerdy. But fun.

Or you could just muff dive her.

If you think loving God is driving you into a homosexual, just put your thoughts into the Virgin Marydroolio.

who doesn't like a virgin?

Originally posted by meep-meep
But God can be anything......including a penis.

But is God a penis? No, God is a spirit.

Then why would god need to be male?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Then why would god need to be male?

Because the bible says so, and some people believe every thing in the bible regardless of rather it makes sense.

Originally posted by Punker69
But is God a penis? No, God is a spirit.

In spirit couldn't GOD be a penis?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Then why would god need to be male?

He didn't. .

Originally posted by meep-meep
In spirit couldn't GOD be a penis?

No, spirits dont have forms.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Because the bible says so, and some people believe every thing in the bible regardless of rather it makes sense.

Yup.

.....

You know, I just thought about saying something, but I know I'll get severly bitched at. Ah, f*ck it.

The answer is yes. Yes, it does.

What, a spirit having a penis????

Originally posted by debbiejo

What, a spirit having a penis????

A spirit would have no need for reproduction.

Originally posted by debbiejo

What, a spirit having a penis????

Originally posted by Punker69


That is what I was thinking, but I know Deb, so I used to it now.

lol.

Originally posted by Punker69
But is God a penis? No, God is a spirit. can you prove that? Maybe god is a penis.

Originally posted by lord xyz
can you prove that? Maybe god is a penis.

The Kaballa says so..........to some point.........haha point.....no actually it says the goddess is the one that puts things in motions or creation, the God is the power behind it..

Binah (female) and Chokman (male) came from Kether(Source)........

http://www.crystalinks.com/kabala.html

One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL



i actually got aroused.......