a tribe of ewoks vs a tribe of jawas

Started by Darth Acheous2 pages

a tribe of ewoks vs a tribe of jawas

the ewoks have homefeild advantage and blaster rifles.the jawas have 1 sandcrawler, are all young and have blaster rifles

Silly thread.

The Jawas pwn them to Endor Hell and back.

Yub Yub, commander

*ionizes*

Jawas strike me as very cowardly, whereas Ewok were willing to fight against stormtroopers that should have been able to easily smash them aside with their armor and blasters.

Ewoks win.

i think the ewoks would own the jawas simply because they are too damn cute 4 jawas 2 kill

This is Soooooo true

Originally posted by Captain REX
Jawas strike me as very cowardly, whereas Ewok were willing to fight against stormtroopers that should have been able to easily smash them aside with their armor and blasters.

Ewoks win.

Heretic!

*Persecutes*

😂

Jawas don't have a chance in hell.

nah cauze the thoraxs will tear the sandcrawler apart

Originally posted by Captain REX
Jawas strike me as very cowardly, whereas Ewok were willing to fight against stormtroopers that should have been able to easily smash them aside with their armor and blasters.

Ewoks win.

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Ewoks=Brave and honorable warriors
Jawas=Cowardly swindlers with no fighting spirit

Yipcha>>>Utini

The Jawas get raped.

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
The Jawas get raped.

Watch it.

Not only is that term offensive, it's disgusting if you think about it literally.

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
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Ewoks=Brave and honorable warriors
Jawas=Cowardly swindlers with no fighting spirit

Yipcha>>>Utini

The Jawas get raped.


wrong they get butt raped

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
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Ewoks=Brave and honorable warriors
Jawas=Cowardly swindlers with no fighting spirit

Yipcha>>>Utini

The Jawas get raped.


Ewoks>stomtrooper>Jawas

yeah bud, cause in ANH they toasted a whole "herd" of jawas (Mexican Smurfs)

Originally posted by DarthMaul9123
wrong they get butt raped

That is inappropriate, offensive, and adds nothing to the topic, so, next time you have something to say, think, or just keep it in your head, there is plenty of room.

Anyway, if there is prep and/or a terrain advantage for the Ewoks they win, otherwise, in a straight out battle in a flat area, Jawas take it.

okay who joined this website first...nvm i'm not going through this again

Originally posted by DarthMaul9123
okay who joined this website first...nvm i'm not going through this again

And what does that have to do with...anything? Just don't use the phrase and I'm all set.

Damn, jollyjim311, chill out. They're only joking. Jeez.