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They were today after school, and I auditioned for Mercutio - the best character in the whole friggin play. I got the part too.


...Just thought I'd tell you

Mercutio kicked ass...

Romeo was just a stupid moron.

You know Mercutio dies, right?

Lord Capulet is the best part.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
You know Mercutio dies, right?

L.Capulet is the best part.
Sadly yes... but he still pwns.

Regardless of his premature death, He turns the tide of the whole play. Not to mention the best line "A PLAGUE A' BOTH YOUR HOUSES!"

Death scenes are the best part!

of course, R&J is just a mockery of some other play about two lovers of rivaling families. Shakespeare Was basically laughing at some other guy ranting on about "True love"

peed

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
Sadly yes... but he still pwns.

I rather be Tybalt tha Mercutio.

Tybalt was pretty badass too. But he's less important.

Mercutio got killed by Tybalt, what a p*ssy.

Originally posted by batdude123
Mercutio got killed by Tybalt, what a p*ssy.

Yes that may be, but Tybalt was killed by ROMEO - the biggest p*ssy in the whole play! That's a p*ssy within a p*ssy

Originally posted by batdude123
Mercutio got killed by Tybalt, what a p*ssy.

Originally posted by Quincy Archer
They were today after school, and I auditioned for Mercutio - the best character in the whole friggin play. I got the part too.


...Just thought I'd tell you

Congrats!

Yay! -claps for you-

so if you go play/act at the stage does that mean you get to wear the costume tight pants with rapier on the side?

Originally posted by Quincy Archer
Yes that may be, but Tybalt was killed by ROMEO - the biggest p*ssy in the whole play! That's a p*ssy within a p*ssy

Yeah, exactly. Mercutio got killed by a huge p*ssy (Tybalt) and he got killed by an even bigger p*ssy (Romeo). So I guess that makes Mercutio a pretty damn big p*ssy.

Originally posted by Quincy Archer
They were today after school, and I auditioned for Mercutio - the best character in the whole friggin play. I got the part too.


...Just thought I'd tell you
congrats.

Tybalt's h-core.

Awww congrats!!

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
Sadly yes... but he still pwns.

The Apothecary is the best part.

oh wow...Congrats!
I enjoy theatre a great deal.

Originally posted by batdude123
Yeah, exactly. Mercutio got killed by a huge p*ssy (Tybalt) and he got killed by an even bigger p*ssy (Romeo). So I guess that makes Mercutio a pretty damn big p*ssy.

hmmm...very true.

Fortunately the character does not reflect the man!