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...I was sitting in one of the two on two places.And this fat guy was sitting on the other side of me.
At his stop he gets up,walks out but he was falling because the bus was braking.So he falls.With his ass in my face.
He apologises,without even looking at me,and walks out.

....HAHA YOU HAD A FAT ASS IN YOUR FACE!

Damn I hope you didn't get a wiff of his ass.

That sucks...

Originally posted by Slay
...I was sitting in one of the two on two places.And this fat guy was sitting on the other side of me.
At his stop he gets up,walks out but he was falling because the bus was braking.So he falls.With his ass in my face.
He apologises,without even looking at me,and walks out.

You enjoyed it...admit it.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You enjoyed it...admit it.

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It was you wasn't it? icon5

Originally posted by Slay
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It was you wasn't it? icon5


Shut up....no....was not.

Damn....I thought the hat hid my antlers....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Shut up....no....was not.

Damn....I thought the hat hid my antlers....
I'm sueing you.For stalking,and for sexual harassment.

lol....

Originally posted by Slay
I'm sueing you.For stalking,and for sexual harassment.

Oh please...I haven't harassed you.....yet.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh please...I haven't harassed you.....yet.
Putting your fat greasy,moose ass in my face isn't harassment?

See,that's where you and Tom Cruise are different...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Shut up....no....was not.

Damn....I thought the hat hid my antlers.... I thought I recognised you on that bus I was on the back row.

ohh..poor kid.

Originally posted by Slay
Putting your fat greasy,moose ass in my face isn't harassment?

See,that's where you and Tom Cruise are different...

I call that foreplay.

How is that?

well well well!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I call that foreplay.

How is that?
I don't.

He'd ask first.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I thought I recognised you on that bus I was on the back row.

I didn't see you. Apparently I was too busy harassing Slay.

Originally posted by Slay
I don't.

He'd ask first.

That's because you aren't romantic.

Oh...my bad.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That's because you aren't romantic.

Oh...my bad.
And you aren't attractive.

Originally posted by Slay
And you aren't attractive.

Yeah....I know....sadwalk

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah....I know....sadwalk
Don't complain,b!tch.
If you lived in the eighteen-hundreds,they would have burned your ass.

Originally posted by Slay
Don't complain,b!tch.
If you lived in the eighteen-hundreds,they would have burned your ass.

Dude, they still try.... *** See - HUNTING SEASON- ***

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Dude, they still try.... *** See - HUNTING SEASON- ***
Rather get shot and die instantly,than burn away,on a pile of wood.

Originally posted by Slay
Rather get shot and die instantly,than burn away,on a pile of wood.

You have a point.....

But, then again, I'd hate to have my head hanging like a trophy on some hunter's wall.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You have a point.....

But, then again, I'd hate to have my head hanging like a trophy on some hunter's wall.
They'd shoot you for the sake of bragging to their friends,about hunting down the Moose with the biggest ass ever known to moosekind.

Originally posted by Slay
They'd shoot you for the sake of bragging to their friends,about hunting down the Moose with the biggest ass ever known to moosekind.

You're the most prickly prick I've ever met.


This was taken, moments before I narrowly escaped death last year...

http://www.alaskasaurora.com/images/Bull%20Moose%20Butt.jpg

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're the most prickly prick I've ever met.


This was taken, moments before I narrowly escaped death last year...

http://www.alaskasaurora.com/images/Bull%20Moose%20Butt.jpg I'll take that as a compliment.

I think I saw that on CNN.They said it was like,''the new Bigfoot tape,only with a moose,that has a gigantic ass.'' shock

o.O Poor person..

Originally posted by Slay
I'll take that as a compliment.

I think I saw that on CNN.They said it was like,''the new Bigfoot tape,only with a moose,that has a gigantic ass.'' shock

It's just the body hair that makes my ass look big....otherwise it's extremely cute.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's just the body hair that makes my ass look big....otherwise it's extremely cute.
You sound just like my dog.

Originally posted by Slay
You sound just like my dog.

Your dog has a cute ass?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Your dog has a cute ass?
No,she looks kind of fat.But it's all just fur.

awww im so sorry but i wouldnt of been able to keep a straight face if i had witnessed that

Originally posted by Slay
No,she looks kind of fat.But it's all just fur.

I'll send you a pic of my butt shaved in a PM.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'll send you a pic of my butt shaved in a PM.
*sues for sexual harassment through internet*

So,that's my income for this year.

Originally posted by Slay
*sues for sexual harassment through internet*

So,that's my income for this year.

I haven't sent it yet...so you can't sue me for sexual harassment.

Hey...have you been working out? You look...buff....*feels arm muscle*

Originally posted by Slay
...I was sitting in one of the two on two places.And this fat guy was sitting on the other side of me.
At his stop he gets up,walks out but he was falling because the bus was braking.So he falls.With his ass in my face.
He apologises,without even looking at me,and walks out.


Owned?

is it comprehensible.....