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Hey, if Trump can do it, why cant I?

Send in your applications, and we can get started

What do we need on the app? What are the requirements.

Uplaod a picture of one.

I meant Resume. My bad

*fills out app, sends it in*

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*fills out app, sends it in*

likewise

*Reads*

Yes.... yes...

Really? Interesting. I see you attending Alfreds School for Aspiring Jesters.

*fills out application at light speed*



*fills out another*

Three great candidates so far.

Originally posted by Smallville
Three great candidates so far.

*Slips $50 into pocket*



You didn't see anythin' kid!

Originally posted by Nevermind
*Slips $50 into pocket*



You didn't see anythin' kid!

That's not how you get to Smallville.

*gets Smallville into a sneak premiere for Superman Returns*

*turns Smallville into Superman*

*gives blank piece of paper*

*notices Bloigen's attempt*

Meh... the guy's a genius.

*turns and walks away*

I'd probably get fired after like 2 episodes.

How about you be my apprentice and we take on this little upstart?

Originally posted by Syren
*notices Bloigen's attempt*

Meh... the guy's a genius.

*turns and walks away*

w00t

So, I guess you owned us, then?

Originally posted by Syren
So, I guess you owned us, then?

I guess...

Originally posted by Nevermind
*Slips $50 into pocket*



You didn't see anythin' kid!

I need no money! ... you're fired.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
That's not how you get to Smallville.

*gets Smallville into a sneak premiere for Superman Returns*

Extra Credit. Good thinking

Originally posted by Syren
How about you be my apprentice and we take on this little upstart?

Tempting, but... no thanks.

Originally posted by Bloigen
*turns Smallville into Superman*

*gives blank piece of paper*

A warlock as an apprentice is most enticing

*Scribbles down all information, and also a big picture of a penis and a big picture of Backfire and a big Picture of a Milkshake*

Hey Smallville.

Whats up?

You had me at Penis

Originally posted by Smallville
You had me at Penis

w00t
So do I win?

Not yet

Oh, well.

*Goes and wanks off somewhere*

But you are the favoured horse in this proverbial Kentucky Derby

*Finishes Wanking off and comes back, sits down *After cleaning hands of course* Makes up two matinees*

Want One?

An early showing of a movie?

Do you mean Martini's?

Originally posted by Smallville
An early showing of a movie?

Do you mean Martini's?

No, they are my own drink.

It's a Martini + Some Pepsi.

It's good.

I must sample this clever beverage

Originally posted by Smallville
I must sample this clever beverage

w00t

*fills in application*

Originally posted by Smallville
I must sample this clever beverage

*taste tests first*

Tastes like garbage.

So far:

Vinny Valentine
Inspectah Deck
Bloigen
Lance Windu

Are in the running, and Nevermind was fired

What he got fired for?

Trying to bribe me

So, Anyway.

*pulls out 360*


Anyone wanna play something?

Fight Night!

My apprentice will be decided with a Fight Night: Round 3 round robin tourny.

Originally posted by Smallville
Fight Night!

My apprentice will be decided with a Fight Night: Round 3 round robin tourny.

*instead fires up Call of Duty 2 and snipes Vinny*

Originally posted by Smallville
Fight Night!

My apprentice will be decided with a Fight Night: Round 3 round robin tourny.

How about some Tetris?

Pulls out Graw and Kills you all*

*fills out paper with "Chuck Norris touched me"* ermm

Originally posted by Smallville
Trying to bribe me

*except me, being faster then a speeding bullet*

Originally posted by Smallville

Tempting, but... no thanks.



I wasn't talking to you, mister... I was talking about you mwahaha

...

.

fear

Twice? I think once would have been sufficient, but you had to go over the top, didn't you? Didn't you?!

*cough*

What is that in your avatar?

Twice the resume, twice the recognition

Hey.

Hi

Originally posted by Itzak
*fills out paper with "Chuck Norris touched me"* ermm

*fills out paper with I am Chuck Norris*

*slides paper under table*

Hey, Smallville. Did I ever mention to you that I can get you into a private showing of Superman: Returns?

And, did you know this is a special version? Tom Welling is Superman? How about that? naughty

Sorry, I don't deal with Sexual Harassers

Originally posted by Smallville
Sorry, I don't deal with Sexual Harassers

****

*Leaves*












Just Kidding

You had better come back

Originally posted by Smallville
You had better come back

I am, I wouldn't leave.

Smallville you make me laugh a fair amount.

I do what I can

I bet you do.

Originally posted by Smallville
Sorry, I don't deal with Sexual Harassers

Giggidy giggidy goo!

Originally posted by H. S. 6
*fills out paper with I am Chuck Norris*

*slides paper under table*

Hey, Smallville. Did I ever mention to you that I can get you into a private showing of Superman: Returns?

And, did you know this is a special version? Tom Welling is Superman? How about that? naughty

*edits paper with "I am Super Man, Chuck Norris owes me $6, if you see him tell him Mom is still waiting for that return call" then copy pastes it to my computer and sends it*

Een zonsopgang is slechts een kaarslichtje in vergelijking met jouw'
eyes...

*Is really confused*

bumping...