When was the last time you stole something?

This past saturday, me and some of the fellas went to a house party. When we bounced, I stole a near-full bottle of Capt. Morgan from the fridge and one my homies jacked a Jay-Z poster from one of the bedrooms. 😈 😂

That's really trashy, you go to a party and steal their shit?
Not something you should be proud of imo.

Hardcore. But I once stole some ketchup from McDonalds, so beat that sucka!

I stole some m&m's from my 1 year old niece 😮

i stole some candy from brookshires when i was like 11 or 12. I'm going to HELLL!!!!!!

I've never stolen.

My conscience wouldn't let me.

So drop kicked it and stole some piece of mind.

is it comprehensible.....

I stole a lollipop from a small shop about 10 yrs ago.

I stole a free leaflet about stealing.

I'M SORRY!

I COULDN'T HELP IT!

cry

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
This past saturday, me and some of the fellas went to a house party. When we bounced, I stole a near-full bottle of Capt. Morgan from the fridge and one my homies jacked a Jay-Z poster from one of the bedrooms. 😈 😂

Oddly enough, and you're probably not going to believe this, but, I've been in search of a new hero ever since OJ toned down his act, and YOU sir, fit the bill.

Thanks for being so cool! 😍

Hmm... I just recently stole some quarters from my dad's change cup, but that is it.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oddly enough, and you're probably not going to believe this, but, I've been in search of a new hero ever since OJ toned down his act, and YOU sir, fit the bill.

Thanks for being so cool! 😍

Errrmmm...stolen huh?

There was that one time where I robbed the Bank of China. leftright

Originally posted by Slay
😆

Errrmmm...stolen huh?

There was that one time where I robbed the Bank of China. leftright

That's a lofty theft. Did you get all the eggrolls?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That's a lofty theft. Did you get all the eggrolls?

Originally posted by Slay
They keep a 3000 year old one in a Vault. 😬
We...I only had 12 minutes before security arrived.We...I used parachutes and yoyo's to get in and escape.My partner got shot while we attempted to flee. leftright

Do you miss him?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Do you miss him?

And THAT,is why Napoleon learned dogs how to fly.

Originally posted by Slay
It was a her. Juanita
She always wore Red Silk while on the job.
*starts story*

And THAT,is why Napoleon learned dogs how to fly.

Well, feck me 6 ways from Sunday...THAT is how he taught dogs to fly? I always assumed, because conventional wisdom dictated so, that he taught them by using the 'toss them off a roof until they bloody well adapted' formula.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, feck me 6 ways from Sunday...THAT is how he taught dogs to fly? I always assumed, because conventional wisdom dictated so, that he taught them by using the 'toss them off a roof until they bloody well adapted' formula.

Originally posted by Slay
I never told you how,I told you why.
HOW is classified information.
Yes The roof theory is just another ''Le CIA'' (French Intelligence) Conspiracy. 😬

I was just assuming....sorry...I shouldn't be so assumptive. Like that time I went to meet "Jennifer" from that chat room.

I assumed she was a girl.....and, Hoo, let me tell you...unless they make women in Scotland a LOT different than they do here, that was no chick. *looks at Bloigen*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I was just assuming....sorry...I shouldn't be so assumptive. Like that time I went to meet "Jennifer" from that chat room.

I assumed she was a girl.....and, Hoo, let me tell you...unless they make women in Scotland a LOT different than they do here, that was no chick. *looks at Bloigen*

😬

Originally posted by Slay
I remember you saying:
''I like men who give me pleasure'' *uncrosses legs*

😬

And I remember you saying:

"I used to be a man" *crosses eyes*