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How would the various 616 characters react to their Ultimate counterparts.

I bet cap would be pissed...as would Galactus.

Big G : They made me a ROBOT !!!!

Spidey : Hey you got it lucky , i'm a freaking Emo now....

LOL... Eddie Brock...
2Dammit, I'm a Goth kid possessed by some mindless crap!"

Wolvie: You screwed Jean? Damn...i been trying for years and still aint got me no poontang
nick fury: IM BLACK?!?!?!?

Though Fury would be way ruder than that:
"I'm a f**king n*gga!?" Remember, this guy was rainsed in the '40s and '40s people did NOT like negros...

hehehe...yeah.

Hulk: "HULK SMASH!"
Norman Osborn: "Now why could I not get the formula o work so well!? AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Originally posted by Mr. Valentine
Wolvie: You screwed Jean? Damn...i been trying for years and still aint got me no poontang
nick fury: IM BLACK?!?!?!?




lol, ultimate Michael Jackson was white then black. wait that's actually an interesting theory. Hmmmmm........

Is that real or you made it up?

Originally posted by Dark Shazam93
Is that real or you made it up?

...I was just thinking that too.

Minds plotting to destroy the other ,must think alike then, GF!

Ultimate Kingpin looks at 616 Kingpin: Cool! I lost some weight!

Originally posted by Dark Shazam93
Though Fury would be way ruder than that:
"I'm a f**king n*gga!?" Remember, this guy was rainsed in the '40s and '40s people did NOT like negros...

Yes, but nick isnt a racist unlike some people (Racist bastard!!!!! joking)

Colossus: I am not gay ask kitty (yeah it was illegal! but good! )

Originally posted by Mr. Valentine
Yes, but nick isnt a racist unlike some people (Racist bastard!!!!! joking)

Colossus: I am not gay ask kitty (yeah it was illegal! but good! )

LOL

Originally posted by Mr. Valentine
Yes, but nick isnt a racist unlike some people (Racist bastard!!!!! joking)

Colossus: I am not gay ask kitty (yeah it was illegal! but good! ) Dammit, I was JUST thinking the Colossus thingy!

Ultimate doom : Aww man ... i look so cool .

Jean : I look like a lesbian !

Sentry : I....hey wait a minute...where the hell am I ?

Batman : That bastard Night-owl ripped me off

*All the marvel characters pause , look at batman then jump him*

Bat's : My SPLEEN !!!!

Hulk : Hulk no like cannibal , Homo hulk.....

Hawkeye : Why do i ALWAYS die godammit !!!

Ironman : Yay i have powers now !

Silver Surfer : By the many moons of gillrar the writers shall pay *pissed*

Mary Jane would just ***** slap Pete...

Originally posted by Dark Shazam93
Mary Jane would just ***** slap Pete...

Why ?

Kitty Pryde... and I'd like to see Kitty face Colossus...

Hulk: Yes! I finally tore that b!tch Wolverine apart!

!!!!

Namor: "You slapped SUSAN!!??!!"

*Ultimate Namor's disfigured head is found from Canada weeks later*

i knew your post would be about Namor! and seeing as i posted:

Omega Red: You disgrace the name of Omega Red; You, your parents, and your pets will all be killed...and ill be coming for YOU next BENDIS!

LOL!

Old Thing: Do I really complain that much?


Young Thing: Yeah but at least we're both stronger than the Hulk and can breath acid right?

Old Thing: Yeah right.

616 would kill ulitmate wolverine for two reasons.
he kill ultimate wolverinr for losing jean when he had her.
he also kill ultimate wolverine because ultimate wolverines a pussy and needs to man up.

If Ult Wolvie's a pussy... what's Ult Spidey!?

Originally posted by Dark Shazam93
If Ult Wolvie's a pussy... what's Ult Spidey!?

A 16-year-old.

Originally posted by Dark Shazam93
If Ult Wolvie's a pussy... what's Ult Spidey!?
ult. spidy a pussy as well thats why 616 spiderman pays 616 wolverine to kill him.

spidy: hey umm logan.....I need a favor
wolv:what is it bub?
spidy:here 5,000 dollar please just deal with my little problem.
wolv: oh u mister pure hearted are u honestly paying me to kill some one.
spidy: well ummm NO ( in a whisper he says) ya he will be at the train station at 10, please just do it.
wolv: aight bub , but u owe me one.
spidy: make him suffer please

616 Thor : Why Does Thou not speaketh Shakespearian English ?

Ultimate Thor : W.T.F. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hawkeye to Ultimate Hawkeye: "Could you...could you show me the fingernail trick?"

Ultimate Colossus to 616 Colossus: "If I said that you are hot, would I be considered narcissistic?"

616 wasp: why am i Asian
Ult wasp: well your husband didn't seem to mind

**616 Pym grinning at ult wasp**
**616 wasp slaps henry and walks of **

Quicksilver to Ultimate Quicksilver: "Why are you touching your sister like that?"

616 Cap to Ult. Cap : "You think you're a bigger man because you won't use a parachute?"
Ult. Cap to 616 Cap: "What's with the wings on your noggin, mister?"

Originally posted by roughrider
616 Cap to Ult. Cap : "You think you're a bigger man because you won't use a parachute?"
Ult. Cap to 616 Cap: "What's with the wings on your noggin, mister?"

Lol

616 Spidey : Did i ever use that much yiddish ?

Ult Spidey : Whats with the freaky cotume ?

616 Luke Cage to Ult Cage-"Nigga please!"

Giant Man to Henry Pym: "Can I spend some time with your Janet? I'm...I'm working out some things; I think she can help me."

Henry Pym to Giant Man: "I'm...I mean you...I did some bad things - but you're just pathetic, buddy."


Ult. Wasp to 616 Wasp: "Do something for me, honey. Hit me a few times with this belt, OK? Anywhere is fine. Don't worry, I'm into pain."

616 Wasp to Ult. Wasp: ......( is spooked and flies away.)

Collosus: I'm gay in this world what the ****?

Jarvis: : I'm gay in this world what the ****?

Juggernaut: Damn why am I not that cool looking?

Beast: Where am I?

Captain America: What an *******.

Thor: Tis very strange of what a weak douche bag I am now.

Venom: Made on earth my ass.

Mr. Fantastic: This guy is a dumb shit compared to me.

Human Torch: Damn I am still straight but look gay.

Hulk: Ew why why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iron Man: Damn I am still an alcoholic

Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch: Ew what other incest shit are they gonna do next?

Wasp: What the hell am I asian or white?

Nick Fury: Samul L. Jackson?

Wonderman: Where am I?

Deadpool: Man I suck.

Iceman: Yes I banged Rogue and lived through it.

Magneto: Dude teach me.

Namor: Damn why can't I do that?

Thor : My hammer looks better, but what da f*ck got tricked by Quicksilver and they burned my hair??

IronMan : More sexy women, heavier armor...I vomited in the helmet wtf???

Thor : I got owned by an X-Man
Iron Man : Me too..Wait...That happened to me here as well...

Wolverine : They shot a rocket in me...Yeah bub I'm still here...And I owned Magneto...Got Jean there...Cool way....


Hulk : Hulk no eat human...Human too small...


Colossus : I'm gay ??? What da f*ck *punches the first Ultimate writer in the face*

LOL!

616 Hulk: "CANNIBALISM!?!? Whatsamatter with you, Moron??? Cripes, even when I was a dumbass, there were lines I didn't cross!"

Ult. Hulk: "Big Green Man thinks he's better than Banner?! Banner will show you; take down your pants like me!!" (starts doing so...)

616 Hulk: "Oh lord, stop already. ( Count to ten, Count to ten...) All right, listen here; two words: Chinese Buffet. You can eat all you want there. Come with me, I know a place with great pork."

Ult. Hulk: Banner like pork! But...Banner want Betty, too. We can see women later, women like Betty?"

616 Hulk: "Sure sure, lotsa broads later on. I'll show you a good time, trust me. We'll get some kegs of beer each; a real guys night out."

Ult. Hulk: "You are Banner's friend! You understand me. Let's go for pork & beer! Banner will follow."

The Hulk's walk off, Ult. following 616.

616 Hulk: (under his breath) "I'll break his neck over the dessert buffet..."

Carnage: So I'm what now? Wait a minute, wait a minute...hold on a second...what does Cletus have to say about this?....WHAT???

Ult. Spidey: Our costumes are the same?! That's no fair!! Everybody else gets different costumes!!!! *cries*

They would most likely treat it as just another alternate universe.

Hey guys don't use this thread as an excuse to Ultimate bash. If it was exactly the same as 616 it wouldn't need to exist.

You guys probably think I'm just being a fuddy duddy. Oh well.

I loves my ultimate U so much.

Originally posted by littleredhat
They would most likely treat it as just another alternate universe.

Hey guys don't use this thread as an excuse to Ultimate bash. If it was exactly the same as 616 it wouldn't need to exist.

You guys probably think I'm just being a fuddy duddy. Oh well.

I loves my ultimate U so much.

WTF?

Originally posted by littleredhat
They would most likely treat it as just another alternate universe.

Hey guys don't use this thread as an excuse to Ultimate bash. If it was exactly the same as 616 it wouldn't need to exist.

You guys probably think I'm just being a fuddy duddy. Oh well.

I loves my ultimate U so much.

We're just having fun, that's all.

616 Silver Surfer (seeing his Ultimate wings): "What the @#!&^%*! happened!!? (please, kill me now)"

616 Ben Grimm (whom I remind everyone was cigar-smokin', 1920s-born, Brooklyn-tough Jack Kirby's alter ego): "'Dude'? I don't say 'dude'. Sheesh, you makin' me sound like some kinda pantywaist."

Spidey would be like: Damn... When did I go on weight watchers!?
Next thing you know they'll start making cracks on each other.. 616 with the "You're so skinny..." jokes. I don't think USM would have any jokes. It'd be a great comic!


Why don't we put Bagley and that other guy(I can't renember his name at the moment...) in a room and have them make that comic?

Originally posted by littleredhat
They would most likely treat it as just another alternate universe.

Hey guys don't use this thread as an excuse to Ultimate bash. If it was exactly the same as 616 it wouldn't need to exist.

You guys probably think I'm just being a fuddy duddy. Oh well.

I loves my ultimate U so much.

Go back to you love threads....

Originally posted by Mindship
616 Silver Surfer (seeing his Ultimate wings): "What the @#!&^%*! happened!!? (please, kill me now)"

616 Ben Grimm (whom I remind everyone was cigar-smokin', 1920s-born, Brooklyn-tough Jack Kirby's alter ego): "'Dude'? I don't say 'dude'. Sheesh, you makin' me sound like some kinda pantywaist."

Damn straight....

Originally posted by Mindship
616 Silver Surfer (seeing his Ultimate wings): "What the @#!&^%*! happened!!? (please, kill me now)"

That wasn't Ultimate Silver Surfer.

Then who was it...? Ultimate Sugarplum Fairy?

Originally posted by HellMaster93
Then who was it...? Ultimate Sugarplum Fairy?

No.

Read the issue. There's a whole bunch of cult followers or something...

I don't know; it's confusing.

Originally posted by H. S. 6
That wasn't Ultimate Silver Surfer.
*sees ray of hope*

Then what in the Mighty Marvel Bullpen is this...
http://img58.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ultext003cov7rz.jpg

Originally posted by HellMaster93
Then who was it...? Ultimate Sugarplum Fairy? No... Siver Glider or something gay like that...


Colosus 616 to UC: OH MY GOD! I"M GAY!


I don't care if this is right corresponding or not. Still funny...:

UDP: So, you see these yellow boxes when you think too. I thought I was the only one.
616DP: And the thing is... It's just us. Everyone else is completely oblivious to it.
UDP: Have you asked?
616DP: They're just boxes. They're not hurting anyone.... although that's their downside.