Bardock and Krunk's Honeymoon Suite

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PVS
(for the good of the GDF.)
*places bardock and krunk's luggage by the front door*
enjoy your stay

*waits for tip*

*cough*

Bardock42
I don't tip....don't believe in it.

PVS
not a problem sir.

we also sell lotions, oils, and a variety of *ahem* 'toys'.
just ring up room service if your interested.

*leaves*

Ya Krunk'd Floo
I only cough when my balls are cupped, so I don't believe in coughing either.

(Is that what he said, Bardock?)

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I only cough when my balls are cupped, so I don't believe in coughing either.

(Is that what he said, Bardock?)

Possible...horrible service, I'd say.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Do you think PVS is the big dog or the little dog? Or the sand?

Bardock42
I think he is the owner of the dogs (and the sand) who forced the dogs (and the sand) to pose like this so he could take the photo....so ...yeah....

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Ah, so he's the camera. Very clever. Almost too clever...Maybe he's an Eskimo?

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Ah, so he's the camera. Very clever. Almost too clever...Maybe he's an Eskimo?

A very clever Eskimo.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
That is also a camera, right? Don't forget that he is a camera, Bardock! Don't forget that!

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
That is also a camera, right? Don't forget that he is a camera, Bardock! Don't forget that!

I won't. I promise. I will never forget that he is also a camera. I won't. An Eskimo camera. Never.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Good, because it's important we don't forget these things. It's very important. History needs to know that PVS is a very clever Eskimo camera.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Good, because it's important we don't forget these things. It's very important. History needs to know that PVS is a very clever Eskimo camera.

I agree. And we will make sure that history will never forget. Together. Never forget. Because PVS is a very clever Eskimo camera that happens to own two dogs (a big one and a smaller one) as well as quite a some amount of sand. Never shall it be forgotten. Remember, remeber the 17th of may....

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Bardock! You forgot about the dog collar and leash! Already, human history is forgetting the moments of its time past.

Let us recollect:

Big dog
+
Little dog
+
Lots of sand
+
Dog collar
+
Dog leash

= PVS, a (the?) very clever Eskimo camera.

Itzak
How did I get in the GDF? confused I could of sworn I was in the OTF. no expression

~Da Moose~
*showers the lovely couple*

You guys are so cute together...*turns the water off and hands them towels*

Ronny
Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't tip....don't believe in it. RESERVOIR DOGS w00t

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ronny
RESERVOIR DOGS w00t

Indeed....Originally posted by Itzak
How did I get in the GDF? confused I could of sworn I was in the OTF. no expression

It must be Bizarro world.

debbiejo
He really did it, he really did it......... love love

They can share man eggs........... eek!

Bardock42
Originally posted by debbiejo
He really did it, he really did it......... love love

They can share man eggs........... eek!

Yeah...you are a specialist on those.....

Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*showers the lovely couple*

You guys are so cute together...*turns the water off and hands them towels*

*eats towels*

dr_potato
*eats Bloigens face*

Bloigen
Originally posted by dr_potato
*eats Bloigens face*

*eats your life*

Itzak
Originally posted by Bardock42
Indeed....

It must be Bizarro world.

1234

dr_potato
Originally posted by Bloigen
*eats your life*
*eats your toenails*

PVS
Originally posted by debbiejo
They can share man eggs........... eek!

it suddenly became not funny when she said it sad

Bardock42
Originally posted by PVS
it suddenly became not funny when she said it sad

She's a damn fun destroyer...but at least now she is where she belongs....

PVS
its not working embarrasment

Bardock42
Originally posted by PVS
its not working embarrasment

Depends what you want to work....

PVS
both

Punkyhermy
hmm...I was never invited to the wedding..sad stick out tongue

Bardock42
Originally posted by PVS
both
Well, that is more information than I required but good....

PVS
purpose one: solve the off topic crisis

purpose two: lure debbiejo in here...a.k.a. solve the off topic crisis

Bardock42
Originally posted by PVS
purpose one: solve the off topic crisis

purpose two: lure debbiejo in here...a.k.a. solve the off topic crisis

Oh I get....well I have to admit I am not free of guilt about the Off-Topic crisis either.....

PVS
Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh I get....well I have to admit I am not free of guilt about the Off-Topic crisis either.....

you don't say??? jawdrop

Bardock42
Originally posted by PVS
you don't say??? jawdrop

Shut it....you are not the one to cast the first stone....

PVS
but i just did big grin

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah...you are a specialist on those.....

Me three.

RogerRamjet
to ze groom.... smokin'

Bardock42
Originally posted by PVS
but i just did big grin
Hmm weird...how could this happen....

PVS
Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm weird...how could this happen....

well, i think this thread would be the proverbial stone stick out tongue

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by debbiejo
He really did it, he really did it......... love love

They can share man eggs........... eek!

I bet you'd love it if we scrambled our man eggs all over each other's faces, and then started cooking up hard-boiled ones just for you.

Bardock, you haven't forgotten that PVS is still a very clever Eskimo camera, have you? Be careful. I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to trick you or something...

PVS
is the honeymoon over already? sad

Shelbert Lemon
...mine lasted one night. hind sight tells me I should be thankful.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I bet you'd love it if we scrambled our man eggs all over each other's faces, and then started cooking up hard-boiled ones just for you.

Bardock, you haven't forgotten that PVS is still a very clever Eskimo camera, have you? Be careful. I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to trick you or something...

The image, oh lord, the image.....

Hmm, I don't know...what was PVS again?

Ya Krunk'd Floo
First off, Bardock, read this:

Originally posted by PVS
is the honeymoon over already? sad

Now, ask yourself this question: Is he, or is he not, trying to trick you?

Once you've answered that, read this:

Originally posted by Bardock42
The image, oh lord, the image.....

Hmm, I don't know...what was PVS again?

Now, ask yourself: Is PVS a very clever Eskimo camera, or is he not?

Once you've done these things, tell me something about life...

Bardock42
Okay, did it and now Life.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
What about those of us who drink it freshly squeezed, mixed with some orange juice?

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
What about those of us who drink it freshly squeezed, mixed with some orange juice?

Well...you are not existant...actually no one exists...proof is right here:

It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Yeah, that's what I told my mum...

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Yeah, that's what I told my mum...

Really? That's what I told your mom, too....

PVS
ZING!

Coldfire
laughing out loud

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by Bardock42
Really? That's what I told your mom, too....

Oh, yeah? Well...nothing.

Anyone for a game of Eskimo camera? I have some sand too...

debbiejo
Eskimo camera = confused

Schecter
sad

SANCTUARY!!!! YOU HOME WRECKER!!! mad

Sanctuary
Originally posted by Schecter
sad

SANCTUARY!!!! YOU HOME WRECKER!!! mad
laughing

Schecter
laugh all you want!!! you destroyed the most beautiful online couple ever.
i even had the name almost picked out.....either "bardunk" or "krunkdock".
but thats all history now. sad

Sanctuary
Poor Mister Schecter. petpet


I would have gone for Krunkdock. ermm

Schecter
you remorseless monster! cry

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