Ronny
Okay so I called my boyfriend last night because he borrowed my serenity DVD cause he wanted to see the movie. And I just got back from play practice so he had already watched it and that was probably one of the funniest phone calls in the history of man.
His Friend Terry who has known him since 4th grade was at his house trying to play Resident Evil 4.
Heres how it roughly went.
This is after I asked him about the movie.
Javier: It was ****ing cool.
Terry: Who the **** are you talking too?
Javier: My girlfriend
Terry: Lemme talk to her!
Javier: **** NO
Terry: Dude come on (mumbling i didnt understand)
Javier: Okay okay (to me) Terrys gonna try to talk to you.
Me: Okay
Terry: Hey
Me: Hello!
Terry: So what do you look like?
Me: I'm white
Terry: Oh really your white.. mhm what else?
Me: I have red hair?
Terry: Mhm red hair thats kinda sexy
Javier: (crash) Give me the phone!
Me: Oh jesus
Javier: (to me) Sorry about that... (to terry) DUDE you just got hit in the face with an axe.
Terry: OH SHIT, where the **** did he come from.
Javier: (to me) Aww man Terry is such a *****.
Me: Tell terry I call him a *****.
Javier: Terry, my girlfriend calls you a *****
Terry: Well shes a *****...(crash)
Javier: Get the **** back here
Terry: (picks up an unloaded shotgun)
Javier: Put that down Terry.
Terry: Then Put that flashlight down
Javier: (to me) Can you hear this?
Me: Haha Yes, what the **** is going on
Javier: Terry just picked up a shotgun and started swinging it around (pause) Hi dad.
Me: Hahaha
Terry: (clunk) Aw man, I think I just died.
Javier: Go to the merchant. Dont shoot him. Buy stuff
Terry: Which ones the merchant?
Javier: THe guy not trying to kill you. (to me) Sorry
Me: Heh Thats okay.
it went on like that for about an hour then at 9 Terry left and took Javiers TV remote with him.
His Friend Terry who has known him since 4th grade was at his house trying to play Resident Evil 4.
Heres how it roughly went.
This is after I asked him about the movie.
Javier: It was ****ing cool.
Terry: Who the **** are you talking too?
Javier: My girlfriend
Terry: Lemme talk to her!
Javier: **** NO
Terry: Dude come on (mumbling i didnt understand)
Javier: Okay okay (to me) Terrys gonna try to talk to you.
Me: Okay
Terry: Hey
Me: Hello!
Terry: So what do you look like?
Me: I'm white
Terry: Oh really your white.. mhm what else?
Me: I have red hair?
Terry: Mhm red hair thats kinda sexy
Javier: (crash) Give me the phone!
Me: Oh jesus
Javier: (to me) Sorry about that... (to terry) DUDE you just got hit in the face with an axe.
Terry: OH SHIT, where the **** did he come from.
Javier: (to me) Aww man Terry is such a *****.
Me: Tell terry I call him a *****.
Javier: Terry, my girlfriend calls you a *****
Terry: Well shes a *****...(crash)
Javier: Get the **** back here
Terry: (picks up an unloaded shotgun)
Javier: Put that down Terry.
Terry: Then Put that flashlight down
Javier: (to me) Can you hear this?
Me: Haha Yes, what the **** is going on
Javier: Terry just picked up a shotgun and started swinging it around (pause) Hi dad.
Me: Hahaha
Terry: (clunk) Aw man, I think I just died.
Javier: Go to the merchant. Dont shoot him. Buy stuff
Terry: Which ones the merchant?
Javier: THe guy not trying to kill you. (to me) Sorry
Me: Heh Thats okay.
it went on like that for about an hour then at 9 Terry left and took Javiers TV remote with him.
how i wish i had phone calls like that
I've had phone calls like that.
There was a lot more, like he was watching Robot Chicken or something and they were going over the seven deadly sins all with smurf and He had me listen to the "Chop of your wang and stick it in your smurf hole" part 