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For years now, we've been inundated with OTF Awards, popularity contests and general love fests for the most popular, sexiest, Funniest....BLAH BLAH BLAH.

IT'S TIRED!

IT'S OLD!

PVS STINKS! ...oops....dunno how that got in there...

Anyhow, it's high time for some awards OFF the beaten track.

Therefore, I give you the NON CONFORMING OTF AWARDS!

CATEGORIES:

Poster with the Biggest ass
Poster with the fewest teeth
Poster with the stupidest hair
Hungriest member
Poster with the best chance of owning a chain of Fast food restaurants
Poster who most resembles a State
Poster with the most issues

and finally

The Bardock42 Memorial trophy for the most efficient member of the OTF

Please, keep your arms INSIDE the bus at all times.

THIS SUIT BURNS BETTER!

Originally posted by Bloigen
THIS SUIT BURNS BETTER!

AHA! Issues! *points*

Poster with the Biggest ass : Ladyluck
Poster with the fewest teeth: Maynard
Poster with the stupidest hair: Koala Meatpie
Hungriest member: Mist or Rob
Poster with the best chance of owning a chain of Fast food restaurants: Bloigen
Poster who most resembles a State: Backfire
Poster with the most issues: Vinny

w00tw00tw00tw00t.:BOOBIES:. w00tw00tw00tw00t

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Poster with the best chance of owning a chain of Fast food restaurants: Bloigen

Interesting.

Originally posted by Bloigen
w00tw00tw00tw00t.:BOOBIES:. w00tw00tw00tw00t

Yes, YES Bloigen....good! clapping

Now try putting the square peg in the square hole.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes, YES Bloigen....good! clapping

Now try putting the square peg in the square hole.

I TOLD YOU IT WON'T FIT!

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEPSI!

w00tVOTE FOR ME AS MEMBER WITH THE BIGGEST ASS!! w00t

Originally posted by Bloigen
I TOLD YOU IT WON'T FIT!

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEPSI!

Hmm....I see we're still displacing our anger, are we?

Harvey will have to shackle you again, Bloigen.

Poster with the Biggest ass A1
Poster with the fewest teeth Maynard
Poster with the stupidest hair Mist
Hungriest member Ladyluck
Poster with the best chance of owning a chain of Fast food restaurants hmm....i'll have to get back to you on that one
Poster who most resembles a State AC - Alaska
Poster with the most issues Bloigen...hands down

and finally

The Bardock42 Memorial trophy for the most efficient member of the OTF Vinny Valentine

*puts hands on the out side of the bus*


evillaugh

The Bardock42 Memorial trophy for the most efficient member of the OTF - Vinny Valentine

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
PVS STINKS!

*smells armpit*

crybaby

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hmm....I see we're still displacing our anger, are we?

Harvey will have to shackle you again, Bloigen.

**** YOU HARVEY!

YOU DON'T CONTROL ME!

*eats wall*

Originally posted by PVS
*smells armpit*

crybaby

Buddy...honestly, you don't stink....you were next to Bardock.

I want an award!!

Originally posted by sweetness
I want an award!! lets see how big your ass is shock

Originally posted by sweetness
I want an award!!

*Steals all the awards and kills you with them*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

TAKE THAT PEPSI!

WHO CONTROLS WHO NOW?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
lets see how big your ass is shock

I dont have a big ass

Originally posted by sweetness
I dont have a big ass proof? shock

i am definatly most hungriest

Originally posted by sweetness
I dont have a big ass I have a question. Under your sig it says:

"Hold me closer tiny dancer"

So how tiny are we talking here? Like a dwarf? Because I have quite an amusing image in my head.

****ING PEPSi!

Originally posted by Fiann@
I have a question. Under your sig it says:

"Hold me closer tiny dancer"

So how tiny are we talking here? Like a dwarf? Because I have quite an amusing image in my head. its an elton john song shock


if that was a joke - good one

if it wasn't - you need to be spanked

Originally posted by Fiann@
I have a question. Under your sig it says:

"Hold me closer tiny dancer"

So how tiny are we talking here? Like a dwarf? Because I have quite an amusing image in my head.

I was figured it was ballerina small but its not my song ,so I dunno and now I have an amusing image in my head

bah...I don't even know anyone besides Bacon and LL that well...

I've got all kinds of things in my head, and most of them involve Penguins drinkin Pepsi, wearing a thong....

shock

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I've got all kinds of things in my head, and most of them involve Penguins drinkin Pepsi, wearing a thong....

*stabs you with paper clip*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I've got all kinds of things in my head, and most of them involve Penguins drinkin Pepsi, wearing a thong.... I got the same thing!!!!



minus the penguin
and the thong
and the pepsi

and add the goose
and the coke
and the nipple rings
and a little tastefull nudity

GEESE?

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?

Originally posted by Bloigen
*stabs you with paper clip*

Express your feelings Bloigsey....this is a real step in the right direction for you.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I got the same thing!!!!



minus the penguin
and the thong
and the pepsi

and add the goose
and the coke
and the nipple rings
and a little tastefull nudity

I like your images better...

minus the coke and the goose.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Express your feelings Bloigsey....this is a real step in the right direction for you.

*ejaculates*

Originally posted by Bloigen
*ejaculates*

Oooh....major step back. nono That was premature.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oooh....major step back. nono That was premature.

*smothers you in butter*

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Poster with the Biggest ass : Ladyluck


I so do not have a big ass

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard

Hungriest member Ladyluck



That's more like it lol

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I've got all kinds of things in my head, and most of them involve Penguins drinkin Pepsi, wearing a thong....
shock

CATEGORIES:

Poster with the Biggest ass - Me
Poster with the fewest teeth - Itzak
Poster with the stupidest hair - Lana
Hungriest member - da moose
Poster with the best chance of owning a chain of Fast food restaurants - LadyLuck
Poster who most resembles a State- DarkC, Mississippi
Poster with the most issues - Bloigen

and finally

The Bardock42 Memorial trophy for the most efficient member of the OTF - Jonathan Mark?

My hair is not stupid

Originally posted by PandoraMomo

Poster with the best chance of owning a chain of Fast food restaurants - LadyLuck


Of course you picked probably one of the only vegetarians here.

Originally posted by Lana
My hair is not stupid


u know i was only being serious about one of the answers!

I love u goofy hair.
BTW, u wanna come with me to get my grampas car fixed tomorrow?
i bribe i with cookies and movie posters?

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
u know i was only being serious about one of the answers!

I love u goofy hair.
BTW, u wanna come with me to get my grampas car fixed tomorrow?
i bribe i with cookies and movie posters?

Depends on what time, I've got to pick up my grandfather from the airport at 10am.

it doesnt even open till 11

Sounds good, I'll call you when I'm back tomorrow.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Of course you picked probably one of the only vegetarians here.
well, im sure it will be a very good vegatarian restaurantOriginally posted by Lana
Sounds good, I'll call you when I'm back tomorrow.
okie dokie

Poster with the Biggest ass - MIST
Poster with the fewest teeth - Mist
Poster with the stupidest hair - Mist
Hungriest member - mist
Poster with the best chance of owning a chain of Fast food restaurants - Mist
Poster who most resembles a State- Mist
Poster with the most issues - Mist


diva


Thats for not ever being on bastard disgust

bun bun has a big ass Jumpy



and.. ha many issuses but ahhh i think the penguin can have that one

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
CATEGORIES:

Poster with the Biggest ass - Me
Poster with the fewest teeth - Itzak
Poster with the stupidest hair - Lana
Hungriest member - da moose
Poster with the best chance of owning a chain of Fast food restaurants - LadyLuck
Poster who most resembles a State- DarkC, Mississippi
Poster with the most issues - Bloigen

and finally

The Bardock42 Memorial trophy for the most efficient member of the OTF - Jonathan Mark?

Meh...I'm not really that hungry, but I do have a big ass.

http://www.mninter.net/~tudorvii/images/MooseButt.jpg

I'm not really fond of this one. I was drunk...he had a fetish....things got out of hand....

I love you Moose.....always wanted to have an award named after me....

tis an honor to bestow...you know you are somebody when this happens

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
tis an honor to bestow...you know you are somebody when this happens And it only took one and a half years....

Originally posted by Bardock42
I love you Moose.....always wanted to have an award named after me....

You mean that? You love me....for real and true?

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
tis an honor to bestow...you know you are somebody when this happens

Rrriiiiiight.

At any rate, if there are Moosey's this year, the awards will be named after the winners from last year.

The Shelbert Lemon Friendliness award.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You mean that? You love me....for real and true?

Well....not physically......yet.

Originally posted by Bardock42
And it only took one and a half years.... now thats
talent....people usually have to be around like forever and dying ..... wait you arent dying...are you? shock

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Rrriiiiiight.

At any rate, if there are Moosey's this year, the awards will be named after the winners from last year.

The Shelbert Lemon Friendliness award. you silly moose....

I love it though

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well....not physically......yet.

So....tell me..be brutally honest....what are the chances of a girl like you and a Moose like me? 1 in 100?

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
now thats
talent....people usually have to be around like forever and dying ..... wait you arent dying...are you? shock


Well....not physically......yet.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So....tell me..be brutally honest....what are the chances of a girl like you and a Moose like me? 1 in 100?

So let me get this straight...you are saying there is a chance, right? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
now thats
talent....people usually have to be around like forever and dying ..... wait you arent dying...are you? shock

you silly moose....

I love it though

You aren't, are you Bardy?

Truer words have never been spoken. yes

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well....not physically......yet.

good!...congrats. nore happy posting for you then!


EDIT: dear me...nore I have to leave that typo there.
I crack myself up sometimes.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well....not physically......yet.



So let me get this straight...you are saying there is a chance, right? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.....wait...no.....haha...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.....wait...no.....haha...

Your children really touched me....and I think I touched your children too.


Good Heavens...that was such a great scene...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Your children really touched me....and I think I touched your children too.


Good Heavens...that was such a great scene...

Yeah, it was....I absolutely love that movie.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah, it was....I absolutely love that movie.

Dumb and Dumber was really, really good as well...

did i win anything

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
did i win anything
No winnings yet...but I vote Morning Glory for "The Bardock42 Memorial trophy for the most efficient member of the OTF " .....go you.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No winnings yet...but I vote Morning Glory for "The Bardock42 Memorial trophy for the most efficient member of the OTF " .....go you.

eat ok...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Dumb and Dumber was really, really good as well...

Isn't that what we were talking about?

Originally posted by Bardock42
No winnings yet...but I vote Morning Glory for "The Bardock42 Memorial trophy for the most efficient member of the OTF " .....go you.

I think, and I may be wrong, but I THINK that you are the only one who can win that.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Isn't that what we were talking about?
Yeah...well...partly...we were talking about School of Rock as well...well, I was....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I think, and I may be wrong, but I THINK that you are the only one who can win that.

Yeah, that's why I don't care who I vote for....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah...well...partly...we were talking about School of Rock as well...well, I was....



Yeah, that's why I don't care who I vote for....

Ahh..see, I've only seen part of that...so I was expressly meaning D&D.

No matter WHO gets votes, you win. Nice setup.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ahh..see, I've only seen part of that...so I was expressly meaning D&D.

No matter WHO gets votes, you win. Nice setup.

It certainly is for me....

i am the hungriest member without a doubt. im always eating, even now as i type i am planing a raid on the nearest McDonalds to take over and eat everything there

Originally posted by Bloigen
**** YOU HARVEY!

YOU DON'T CONTROL ME!

*eats wall* *sets fire to wall*

Originally posted by dr_potato
i am the hungriest member without a doubt. im always eating, even now as i type i am planing a raid on the nearest McDonalds to take over and eat everything there yeah, I mean, it's not like Bloigen isn't hungry.

*eats your avatar*

Originally posted by dr_potato
*eats your avatar* *sets fire to your mouth*

*eats fire*

*sets wind to you*

*tries to eat wind*

and fails

*but keeps trying*

Meh...Bloigen still is Mr Issue.

Potato, you can have the most annoying vegetable award.