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http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d190/modestmouse90/chuck.jpg

That's Chuck Eastwood.

Not Chuck Norris.

i'm sick of these chuck norris' jokes, if you could even call them jokes. Its not even funny. Chuck Norris isn't even that tough. He's a white man, i could take him.

so, its not funny anymore (if it ever was) kids. please take your jokes somewhere else

Who's got jokes? It's a ****in' picture of Chuck Norris' ass-kickin' jeans, and while we're at it, Chuck Norris is far from being just some white dude.

Now, if you're not interested in the denim, I can dig it, but this kid has no jokes. And by "kid I mean 28 year old male with a pair of said jeans", wearing them as we speak.

HI-YA!

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four by connecting three.

HE HAD THOSE ON UNDER SOME BANGY PANTS WHEN HE DID THIS!

http://gifdepot.com/albums/ChuckNorris/chuckkickcar.gif

SEE HOW THEY PROJECTED HIM THROUGH THE AIR EVEN THOUGH HE JUST JUMPED WHILE STANDING IN ONE SPOT!!

HE EVEN HAD THEM ON WHILE STARING IN HIS OWN VIDEO GAME

http://gifdepot.com/albums/ChuckNorris/norrisVhitlergif.gif

Originally posted by Bloigen
That's Chuck Eastwood.

Not Chuck Norris.

Correct. Chuck Norris cannot be photographed.

Chuck Norris abducts aliens and probes their asses.

Chuck Norris has airbags in his car to protect the dashboard from his head.

When Chuck Norris walks around topless, the sun gets burnt.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Chuck Norris abducts aliens and probes their asses.

shock

That's pretty Homer Sexual.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four by connecting three. Wtf

He has them on here too

http://gifdepot.com/albums/ChuckNorris/norrissniper.gif

apparently chuck norris' jeans never met up with this guy....

Chuck Norris makes Godzilla look like Minor-harvest-deity-zilla

LIAR!

Godzilla is one of Norris's pet snakes.


I'd hate to see his kitten...

Oh, wait, the world already knows about King Kong.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i'm sick of these chuck norris' jokes, if you could even call them jokes. Its not even funny. Chuck Norris isn't even that tough. He's a white man, i could take him.

so, its not funny anymore (if it ever was) kids. please take your jokes somewhere else

The Chuck Norris facts own.

Go die in a fire.

Originally posted by jinzin
apparently chuck norris' jeans never met up with this guy....

Man, Chuck once went to a 'all you can eat' barbecue and had Godzilla with curry

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/5547/howdoishotweb1ji.jpg

Originally posted by H. S. 6
Correct. Chuck Norris cannot be photographed.

Why not?

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Why not?

You cant stare directly at him or you die instantly.