Even Chuck Norris' JEANS Could Kick Your Ass..

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Even Chuck Norris' JEANS Could Kick Your Ass..

See?

Bloigen Restricted

That's Chuck Eastwood.

Not Chuck Norris.

Revernd Maynard Cummin Soon

i'm sick of these chuck norris' jokes, if you could even call them jokes. Its not even funny. Chuck Norris isn't even that tough. He's a white man, i could take him.

so, its not funny anymore (if it ever was) kids. please take your jokes somewhere else

C-Dic AmStar 14 Manager

Who's got jokes? It's a ****in' picture of Chuck Norris' ass-kickin' jeans, and while we're at it, Chuck Norris is far from being just some white dude.

Now, if you're not interested in the denim, I can dig it, but this kid has no jokes. And by "kid I mean 28 year old male with a pair of said jeans", wearing them as we speak.

HI-YA!

WrathfulDwarf THE LOOSE CANNON

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four by connecting three.

Milkie Senior Member

HE HAD THOSE ON UNDER SOME BANGY PANTS WHEN HE DID THIS!

SEE HOW THEY PROJECTED HIM THROUGH THE AIR EVEN THOUGH HE JUST JUMPED WHILE STANDING IN ONE SPOT!!

Milkie Senior Member

HE EVEN HAD THEM ON WHILE STARING IN HIS OWN VIDEO GAME

H. S. 6 Approaching the End

Originally posted by Bloigen
That's Chuck Eastwood.

Not Chuck Norris.

Correct. Chuck Norris cannot be photographed.

WrathfulDwarf THE LOOSE CANNON

Chuck Norris abducts aliens and probes their asses.

Chuck Norris has airbags in his car to protect the dashboard from his head.

When Chuck Norris walks around topless, the sun gets burnt.

😛

Bloigen Restricted
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Chuck Norris abducts aliens and probes their asses.

shock

That's pretty Homer Sexual.

Ritoshi Senior Member

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four by connecting three.
Wtf 😆

Milkie Senior Member

He has them on here too

jinzin Senior Member

apparently chuck norris' jeans never met up with this guy....

Pepito Senior Member

Chuck Norris makes Godzilla look like Minor-harvest-deity-zilla

jinzin Senior Member

LIAR!

H. S. 6 Approaching the End

Godzilla is one of Norris's pet snakes.

I'd hate to see his kitten...

Oh, wait, the world already knows about King Kong. 😐

DanZeke25 You can't beat me.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i'm sick of these chuck norris' jokes, if you could even call them jokes. Its not even funny. Chuck Norris isn't even that tough. He's a white man, i could take him.

so, its not funny anymore (if it ever was) kids. please take your jokes somewhere else

The Chuck Norris facts own.

Go die in a fire.

H. S. 6 Approaching the End

😆

Pandemoniac Disco Infernal
Originally posted by jinzin
apparently chuck norris' jeans never met up with this guy....

Man, Chuck once went to a 'all you can eat' barbecue and had Godzilla with curry

taft that guy