Revernd Maynard
Well, i took a random trip downtown with my cousin Nick. We're fans of doing stupid shit, so thats why we go downtown. We were going to mess with the people going to the Pearl Jam concert tonight, but we opted out of that when we found these...guys.....dancing shock
its called "crumping", its a sort of dance fighting.
....anyone ever heard of it? ANYWHO....Nick and I went to watch, when we thought we could do better. I jump in to this big group "crump" already in session. When i jump in and i do the funniest dancing ever! And then nick jumps in lol. And nick is a big dude, like 270 lbs. And he's 17, its funny because he's got no dancing ability and neither do I.
So this huge.......lets say....African American fellow comes over and knocks against me, and pushes me! So i'm like "did i out crump you or something, like a biatch?" then he turns around laughing and then comes back at me swinging, the first one misses, but in the same time, i basically turn my face into another fist, as it was being swung at me.
Hilarious crumping and one black eye later, here i am, telling this story to you OTF. My face hurts, Word of warning, dont "crump" with people you don't know. But one day i shall return, down town crushing fellows, oh yes. And next time i shall show no mercy...MUA HAHHAHAHA evillaugh
its called "crumping", its a sort of dance fighting.

So this huge.......lets say....African American fellow comes over and knocks against me, and pushes me! So i'm like "did i out crump you or something, like a biatch?" then he turns around laughing and then comes back at me swinging, the first one misses, but in the same time, i basically turn my face into another fist, as it was being swung at me.
Hilarious crumping and one black eye later, here i am, telling this story to you OTF. My face hurts, Word of warning, dont "crump" with people you don't know. But one day i shall return, down town crushing fellows, oh yes. And next time i shall show no mercy...MUA HAHHAHAHA evillaugh