Oh Man (title by ladyluck)

Started by Revernd Maynard2 pages

Oh Man (title by ladyluck)

Well, i took a random trip downtown with my cousin Nick. We're fans of doing stupid shit, so thats why we go downtown. We were going to mess with the people going to the Pearl Jam concert tonight, but we opted out of that when we found these...guys.....dancing shock

its called "crumping", its a sort of dance fighting. 😬....anyone ever heard of it? ANYWHO....Nick and I went to watch, when we thought we could do better. I jump in to this big group "crump" already in session. When i jump in and i do the funniest dancing ever! And then nick jumps in 😂. And nick is a big dude, like 270 lbs. And he's 17, its funny because he's got no dancing ability and neither do I.

So this huge.......lets say....African American fellow comes over and knocks against me, and pushes me! So i'm like "did i out crump you or something, like a biatch?" then he turns around laughing and then comes back at me swinging, the first one misses, but in the same time, i basically turn my face into another fist, as it was being swung at me.

Hilarious crumping and one black eye later, here i am, telling this story to you OTF. My face hurts, Word of warning, dont "crump" with people you don't know. But one day i shall return, down town crushing fellows, oh yes. And next time i shall show no mercy...MUA HAHHAHAHA evillaugh

😆 😆

owned

Classic story, man! 😆

Dude, you should show up next time with an entourage and crump the hell out of those fools! 😂

i owned at crumping, fo sho

I say we need a pic. 😄

wtf is "crumping"?

CRUMPING or KRUMPING

example of a "solo-crump"

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-513465960885883352&q=crumping

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
CRUMPING or KRUMPING

example of a "solo-crump"

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-513465960885883352&q=crumping

aka swinging your arms around like a dumbass.

shock o my god

Originally posted by LanceWindu
aka swinging your arms around like a dumbass.
yes indeed

When i first saw the word crup i thought of " crappy hump" 😑

hmm....intresting

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
When i first saw the word crup i thought of " crappy hump" 😑
😱

indeed

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
hmm....intresting
dancingman

😆 .....

😐

😆 hysterical

Also known as Moshing. shock

Originally posted by Captain REX
Also known as Moshing. shock
No, moshing is actualy physical contact, like pushing and punching and whatnot. This was dancing like that really close together and spinning around, without touching one another

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
No, moshing is actualy physical contact, like pushing and punching and whatnot. This was dancing like that really close together and spinning around, without touching one another
* Crumps alex * 😖hifty: 😛

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
* Crumps alex * 😖hifty: 😛
ohhh 😖hifty:

Re: Oh Man (title by ladyluck)

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Well, i took a random trip downtown with my cousin Nick. We're fans of doing stupid shit, so thats why we go downtown. We were going to mess with the people going to the Pearl Jam concert tonight, but we opted out of that when we found these...guys.....dancing shock

its called "crumping", its a sort of dance fighting. 😬....anyone ever heard of it? ANYWHO....Nick and I went to watch, when we thought we could do better. I jump in to this big group "crump" already in session. When i jump in and i do the funniest dancing ever! And then nick jumps in 😂. And nick is a big dude, like 270 lbs. And he's 17, its funny because he's got no dancing ability and neither do I.

So this huge.......lets say....African American fellow comes over and knocks against me, and pushes me! So i'm like "did i out crump you or something, like a biatch?" then he turns around laughing and then comes back at me swinging, the first one misses, but in the same time, i basically turn my face into another fist, as it was being swung at me.

Hilarious crumping and one black eye later, here i am, telling this story to you OTF. My face hurts, Word of warning, dont "crump" with people you don't know. But one day i shall return, down town crushing fellows, oh yes. And next time i shall show no mercy...MUA HAHHAHAHA evillaugh

Holy shit 😆 😆