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So I picked up an opned, empty crushed Coke Can off the trash, Held it at arms lengh I then Order it to "Heal and Refill!!". The Crushed can then eexpanded back t its former seam-less shape, Then sealed itself.

I Cracked it open, it fizzed, I drank it down.

I have done this 3 times so far. If you want a video of em doing it (and you do) I'll upload one tommorrow. (Too late now, its 2:30-ish am!)

What is more, I take some cigarette paper (I don't smoke) Place them on a fan (Japanese Fan) Bounce them around, I then make one of them expand into an egg, I crack it open and make a real omlet out of real egg that I just created.

I'll get you a video of that too.

I.
Am.
Good. God.

*bows down*

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
So I picked up an opned, empty crushed Coke Can off the trash, Held it at arms lengh I then Order it to "Heal and Refill!!". The Crushed can then eexpanded back t its former seam-less shape, Then sealed itself.

I Cracked it open, it fizzed, I drank it down.

I have done this 3 times so far. If you want a video of em doing it (and you do) I'll upload one tommorrow. (Too late now, its 2:30-ish am!)

What is more, I take some cigarette paper (I don't smoke) Place them on a fan (Japanese Fan) Bounce them around, I then make one of them expand into an egg, I crack it open and make a real omlet out of real egg that I just created.

I'll get you a video of that too.

I.
Am.
Good. God. My penis is bigger than yours.

Originally posted by NineCoronas
My penis is bigger than yours.

7.1 inches.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
7.1 inches. 7.1 Wierd.

And I blame all my spelling mistakes and grammer faults on the fact that its 3 am. - ish. I would have edited them, buuuuut the darn 15 minute edit restriction thing is in place.

So if any mod wants a crack at it..... thank you.

Originally posted by NineCoronas
7.1 Wierd.

I am measuring when I am not erected.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
So I picked up an opned, empty crushed Coke Can off the trash, Held it at arms lengh I then Order it to "Heal and Refill!!". The Crushed can then eexpanded back t its former seam-less shape, Then sealed itself.

I Cracked it open, it fizzed, I drank it down.

I have done this 3 times so far. If you want a video of em doing it (and you do) I'll upload one tommorrow. (Too late now, its 2:30-ish am!)

What is more, I take some cigarette paper (I don't smoke) Place them on a fan (Japanese Fan) Bounce them around, I then make one of them expand into an egg, I crack it open and make a real omlet out of real egg that I just created.

I'll get you a video of that too.

I.
Am.
Good. God.
Ok, now go to the Religion Forum and answer all the 1000000 questions about you

Originally posted by TOH
Ok, now go to the Religion Forum and answer all the 1000000 questions about you

God's Busy, Try Jesus.


PM me, I'll give you a respounce within 6-8 weeks. Questions only, PMing me automatically concents you to any respounce no matter how offence or truthfull, One question only, All answers will relate to question, Resaults may vary.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I am measuring when I am not erected. Sure thing.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
God's Busy, Try Jesus.
Oh measuring your penis again?
Sorry to bother you

Originally posted by TOH
Oh measuring your penis again?
Sorry to bother you

He put my Manly - Goddly Ego to test, I had to respound.
I added.

eek pray

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
7.1 inches. HA, that's roughly the same size as mine, and I'm not even 16 yet!

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I am measuring when I am not erected. 7.1 -- non-erect??? that be lie.

Originally posted by lord xyz
HA, that's roughly the same size as mine, and I'm not even 16 yet! you dare defy our lord eek

Originally posted by Renamon
you dare defy our lord eek *sets meat pie on fire* yes

eek what kind of man are you?! pokey

http://www.youtube.com/results?search=cyril+takayama&search_type=search_videos&search=Search

Coca Cola will take on God for not paying for their product, but rather using his powers to refill his drink free of charge. You better have damn good lawyer, God.

Originally posted by Kosta
Coca Cola will take on God for not paying for their product, but rather using his powers to refill his drink free of charge. You better have damn good lawyer, God.
Originally posted by BakaXero
http://www.youtube.com/results?search=cyril+takayama&search_type=search_videos&search=Search
this guy stole a burger of a menu poster
and refilled a bottle of watter in front of a crowed off the streets.

The Burger Thing is Reletivly Simple.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
So I picked up an opned, empty crushed Coke Can off the trash, Held it at arms lengh I then Order it to "Heal and Refill!!". The Crushed can then eexpanded back t its former seam-less shape, Then sealed itself.

I Cracked it open, it fizzed, I drank it down.

I have done this 3 times so far. If you want a video of em doing it (and you do) I'll upload one tommorrow. (Too late now, its 2:30-ish am!)

What is more, I take some cigarette paper (I don't smoke) Place them on a fan (Japanese Fan) Bounce them around, I then make one of them expand into an egg, I crack it open and make a real omlet out of real egg that I just created.

I'll get you a video of that too.

I.
Am.
Good. God. OH YEAH!!!!!


well


My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
OH YEAH!!!!!


well


My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Go to eBaum's, Search "Milkshake" Click on the fat lady.

Have Javex Ready for Eye smearing.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
7.1 inches.

HAHA! I'm taller than you.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
So I picked up an opned, empty crushed Coke Can off the trash, Held it at arms lengh I then Order it to "Heal and Refill!!". The Crushed can then eexpanded back t its former seam-less shape, Then sealed itself.

I Cracked it open, it fizzed, I drank it down.

I have done this 3 times so far. If you want a video of em doing it (and you do) I'll upload one tommorrow. (Too late now, its 2:30-ish am!)

What is more, I take some cigarette paper (I don't smoke) Place them on a fan (Japanese Fan) Bounce them around, I then make one of them expand into an egg, I crack it open and make a real omlet out of real egg that I just created.

I'll get you a video of that too.

I.
Am.
Good. God. My shit stinks much better than yours.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Go to eBaum's, Search "Milkshake" Click on the fat lady.

Have Javex Ready for Eye smearing. i like me some big women droolio





this is awkward lookaround

Originally posted by lord xyz
HA, that's roughly the same size as mine, and I'm not even 16 yet!

7.1 -- non-erect??? that be lie. Cool. I'm not even sixteen yet either.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
7.1 inches.

Mines is 2 inches....














Off the ground evillaugh

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
So I picked up an opned, empty crushed Coke Can off the trash, Held it at arms lengh I then Order it to "Heal and Refill!!". The Crushed can then eexpanded back t its former seam-less shape, Then sealed itself.

I Cracked it open, it fizzed, I drank it down.

I have done this 3 times so far. If you want a video of em doing it (and you do) I'll upload one tommorrow. (Too late now, its 2:30-ish am!)

What is more, I take some cigarette paper (I don't smoke) Place them on a fan (Japanese Fan) Bounce them around, I then make one of them expand into an egg, I crack it open and make a real omlet out of real egg that I just created.

I'll get you a video of that too.

I.
Am.
Good. God.

I have proof here you ain't God.
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=389074

I am Jesus, may I be of assistance?

My Father is Koala, It's true.

Bah, I once farted and....well yeahermm

Fear me!