Sexy Jesus
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Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL
i actually got aroused.......
Jonathan Mark
And were all laughing....
Not
Lord Urizen
Don't laugh..im serious !
Arachnoidfreak
He's right, Jesus was a sexy b!tch. He had an 8 pack and everything, probably like 2% fat on his whole body.
Lord Urizen
OMG dont get me started......this must have been a model or something they used...i duno if Jesus was THAT sexy lol
tan skin, 8 pack, blue eyes, brown hair, long eyelashes, muscular, no clothes.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN
meep-meep
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL
i actually got aroused.......
Follow the leader...
Alliance
Jesus wasn't hot...not to me anyway. Long hair is evil. He's such a pretty boy.
Besides...white people are ugly. (my opinion and yes, I'm white)
debbiejo
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL
i actually got aroused.......
Never had that affect on me........
Council#13
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
OMG dont get me started......this must have been a model or something they used...i duno if Jesus was THAT sexy lol
tan skin, 8 pack, blue eyes, brown hair, long eyelashes, muscular, no clothes.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN
You- your gender says you're male
Renamon
Originally posted by Alliance
Jesus wasn't hot...not to me anyway. Long hair is evil. He's such a pretty boy.
Besides...white people are ugly. (my opinion and yes, I'm white) Jesus wasnt white.
Mišt
http://img447.imageshack.us/img447/9759/jesus6jl.jpg
That Jesus sure was packing some gunsicon5_2
Council#13
Originally posted by Renamon
Jesus wasnt white.
Damn straight. The Catholic Church just potrays him as white because if they portrayed him as a Middle Eastern, it would appear that one of the Church's greatest figures was a "Muslim" although he was actually a Jew.
That's my opinion
Kosta
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL
i actually got aroused.......
Council#13
Originally posted by Kosta
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Lord Urizen
droolio JESUS IS DELICIOUS !
Damn....I WANNA CONVERT NOW LOLOOL
Renamon
I have now decided not to convert droolio
Renamon
i cant get enough of that pic droolio
Lord Urizen
i know hes hott
s|m
you guys.... are weird
JacopeX
Originally posted by Council#13
Damn straight. The Catholic Church just potrays him as white because if they portrayed him as a Middle Eastern, it would appear that one of the Church's greatest figures was a "Muslim" although he was actually a Jew.
That's my opinion
As a catholic i must object!
We know he is middle eastern of course so we dont all think he's white
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL
i actually got aroused.......
You Got Turned on by Jesus.
You're going to hell.
JacopeX
Actually all that make humour or fun of the bible and jesus are goin to hell
Good job!
Blood_Rayne
Originally posted by s|m
you guys.... are weird
Keyword-Guys
Prabhodh
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL
i actually got aroused.......
power of christ compels you
bogen
stop using my line Prabhodh!
Oh btw, you both shol feel very bad, by that i mean you AND jesus.
Lord Urizen
Jesus is sexy though....damn im starting to like him a LOT MORE droolio
Lord Urizen
No but guys think about it...if homosexuality is sinful...
And the Bible is the direct WORD OF GOD
then HOW would i get aroused by the sight of naked Jesus. Wouldn't Jesus and God NOW allow such a thing to happen ?
I guess they dont exist
drunk_nazgul
understatement
Ronny
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL
i actually got aroused....... I'm not attracted to religious guys shock But whatever floats your boat.
BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL
i actually got aroused.......
what? shock
Prabhodh
Originally posted by bogen
stop using my line Prabhodh!
Oh btw, you both shol feel very bad, by that i mean you AND jesus.
Imaginary
Heh... me and my friend (who is Christian) saw a video in Religious Education and the Jesus was sexy
We were laughing about it for ages afterwards.
Council#13
Originally posted by JacopeX
As a catholic i must object!
We know he is middle eastern of course so we dont all think he's white
I'm Roman Catholic, and that's my idea
I said that they portray him as white, not that they spread word around the world that he's white
Bloigen
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
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Leo.M
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You Got Turned on by Jesus.
You're going to hell.
I love Jesus every night and day.
I just want to go to heaven okay
Renamon
no heaven, no hell. if there was, then there would be only one religion
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