Sexy Jesus

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Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL



embarrasment i actually got aroused.......

Jonathan Mark
And were all laughing....

Not

Lord Urizen
Don't laugh..im serious !

Arachnoidfreak
He's right, Jesus was a sexy b!tch. He had an 8 pack and everything, probably like 2% fat on his whole body.

Lord Urizen
OMG dont get me started......this must have been a model or something they used...i duno if Jesus was THAT sexy lol

tan skin, 8 pack, blue eyes, brown hair, long eyelashes, muscular, no clothes.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN

meep-meep
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL



embarrasment i actually got aroused.......

Follow the leader...

Alliance
laughing out loud Jesus wasn't hot...not to me anyway. Long hair is evil. He's such a pretty boy.

Besides...white people are ugly. (my opinion and yes, I'm white)

debbiejo
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL



embarrasment i actually got aroused.......

laughing out loud

Never had that affect on me........

Council#13
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
OMG dont get me started......this must have been a model or something they used...i duno if Jesus was THAT sexy lol

tan skin, 8 pack, blue eyes, brown hair, long eyelashes, muscular, no clothes.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN

You- your gender says you're male confused

Renamon
Originally posted by Alliance
laughing out loud Jesus wasn't hot...not to me anyway. Long hair is evil. He's such a pretty boy.

Besides...white people are ugly. (my opinion and yes, I'm white) Jesus wasnt white.

Mišt
http://img447.imageshack.us/img447/9759/jesus6jl.jpg

That Jesus sure was packing some gunsicon5_2

Council#13
Originally posted by Renamon
Jesus wasnt white.

Damn straight. The Catholic Church just potrays him as white because if they portrayed him as a Middle Eastern, it would appear that one of the Church's greatest figures was a "Muslim" although he was actually a Jew.

That's my opinion big grin

Kosta
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL



embarrasment i actually got aroused.......

erm

Council#13
Originally posted by Kosta
erm

My reactions were similar:

1. What the f**k?
2. erm
3. confused
4. laughing

Renamon

Lord Urizen
droolio JESUS IS DELICIOUS !

Damn....I WANNA CONVERT NOW LOLOOL

Renamon
I have now decided not to convert droolio

Renamon
i cant get enough of that pic droolio

Lord Urizen
i know hes hott

s|m
you guys.... are weird no expression

Bloigen
What the f**k?

JacopeX
Originally posted by Council#13
Damn straight. The Catholic Church just potrays him as white because if they portrayed him as a Middle Eastern, it would appear that one of the Church's greatest figures was a "Muslim" although he was actually a Jew.

That's my opinion big grin As a catholic i must object!

We know he is middle eastern of course so we dont all think he's white

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL



embarrasment i actually got aroused.......

You Got Turned on by Jesus.

You're going to hell.

JacopeX
Actually all that make humour or fun of the bible and jesus are goin to hell

Good job! roll eyes (sarcastic)

Blood_Rayne
Originally posted by s|m
you guys.... are weird no expression

Keyword-Guys

Prabhodh
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL



embarrasment i actually got aroused.......

power of christ compels you no expression

s|m
laughing out loud

bogen
stop using my line Prabhodh!

Oh btw, you both shol feel very bad, by that i mean you AND jesus.

Lord Urizen
Jesus is sexy though....damn im starting to like him a LOT MORE droolio

Lord Urizen
No but guys think about it...if homosexuality is sinful...

And the Bible is the direct WORD OF GOD

then HOW would i get aroused by the sight of naked Jesus. Wouldn't Jesus and God NOW allow such a thing to happen ?

I guess they dont exist wink

Tired Hiker
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Ladyluck
Erm...

drunk_nazgul
understatement

Ronny
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL



embarrasment i actually got aroused....... I'm not attracted to religious guys shock But whatever floats your boat.

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL



embarrasment i actually got aroused.......


what? shock

Prabhodh
Originally posted by bogen
stop using my line Prabhodh!

Oh btw, you both shol feel very bad, by that i mean you AND jesus.

What the f**k?

Imaginary
Heh... me and my friend (who is Christian) saw a video in Religious Education and the Jesus was sexy big grin We were laughing about it for ages afterwards.

Council#13
Originally posted by JacopeX
As a catholic i must object!

We know he is middle eastern of course so we dont all think he's white

I'm Roman Catholic, and that's my idea erm

I said that they portray him as white, not that they spread word around the world that he's white

Renamon

Bloigen
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
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Leo.M
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You Got Turned on by Jesus.

You're going to hell.


laughing


I love Jesus every night and day. shifty I just want to go to heaven okay ninja

Renamon
no heaven, no hell. if there was, then there would be only one religion

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