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So my old job just sent me a notice saying I need to claim the $4,127.00 retirement money that is owed to me! Like . . . okay!

I didn't even know I had a retirement plan.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!
You take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!

Originally posted by DanZeke25
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!
You take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!

LMAO

Originally posted by Gornack
So my old job just sent me a notice saying I need to claim the $4,127.00 retirement money that is owed to me! Like . . . okay!

I didn't even know I had a retirement plan. Did you rip the mailman's head off,too?

Originally posted by DE Luke
Did you rip the mailman's head off,too?

No, I had to go to the post office to get it. But, I did rip a fart when the guy handed me the package!

did you actually go EEK like a girl

You could buy stuff with that!

He could buy me stuff with thatmistw00t

buy me a car plllzzz