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If you're bored, go to somewhere online to be bored at!

www.bored.com

Make virtual ice cream, read about the Rocket Car, watch "Oops I Farted Again" by Britney Smears, and more! Very boring...er, exciting!

Sorry, man. Not gonna try it.

*in best Cartman voice*
I'm not bored! I'm lazy!

Looks rather boring.

*yawn*

I'm ready for my nap now.

I read it. Now I'm bored because I have nothing to do.

Don't do bored, that's something for idiots and/or losers.

I'm too bored to try it.

Clever Clogs.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hey, I am finding some of that stuff quite entertaining!

*sends Ush list of things to do*

1. Give yerssot a 14 hour lecture on the Jedi Code.
2. Defend TPM against 10,000 irritated fans (with pitchforks).
3. Convince Elle that her hair looks lovely today.

Now, that third one was just stupid, wasn't it?

Besides, she is with her new man these days, so HE can try and tell her.

GASP.


Oh.

*grabs pillow*
go ahead, I'm ready

Going to bed, yerss?

yup, I'm waiting for your 14 hours long bedtime story now...

You really do need to listen to the lecture, although I don't know how Ush could make it 14 hours long.

you want to know? you take my place

I think I sent half of the (active) forum members to sleep!

no! don't take Ush his place! you have to take my place!

I think Ush is perfectly capable of lecturing for fourteen hours about anything.

that's what I'm afraid off...

I wouldn't mind hearing a 14hr story about Edna's new romantic interest.

You know, when I look at Tex's sig, the picture makes me think of corpses and the words "Tex" look like "THX".

Someone needs to assassinate Tex before he freezes his sperm and donates it.

We don't need more of his kind around.

My goodness To, your bored enough to wanna kill Tex!

I don't wanna kill Texas.

Well, if you don't, what makes you think an assassin will?

*turns to assassin and hands him a suitcase of money*

So, remember that he lives in Texas and his name is Tex, alright?

You can probably find him at a gay bar.

That's not possible. He's obsessed with Bjork...wait, I guess you could find him there, couldn't you?

Yeah, Bjork definatly has a penis or two.

That's...interesting. You could have not said that, I think that had been better left unknown.

Hey, man. That's common knowledge.

Although, Tex somehow finds a way to deny it.

I don't think so.

Why don't we just slip something in his beer and give him a vasectomy. Quicker and we don't have to kill him.

what if we want that?

You will go to jail.

...
you want pass start, you will not get those hard earned $$

For those of you who don't know, bored.com is where I found most of my Mindless Rambling's

you must really be living in the fast lane!

Idle hands are the devil's workshop.

he gives workshops???

I thought it was: "Idle hands are the Devil's playthings."

Maybe thats it. I might have had it wrong. Or maybe its just what part of the country you're from.

You mean they weren't YOUR thoughts, Lance? For shame!

I said that most of them came from other sites.

One or two of them I made up.

Really ? If you have a lot of spare time, I can give you a list of things to do.

Ok.

The website of a friend of mine has all of those ramblings.

*List of things for Lance to do*

1. Get me a job as George's personal assistant for life.
2. Get me Mel Gibson.
3. Make Ush all better.
4. Get Dim a new computer.


That should keep you busy for a day or two anyway.

I want a pony.

*adds to Lance's list*

Get Lauren a pony.

where are the expansive cars? the money? the cameo in epIII?

*adds to Lance's list*

Duct tape yerssot's entire body.

and where's the yellow donkey in a superman-suit?

Hmmm, it might take him a while to do that...

I'll be hiding in my video collection

I want to play Padme in Episode III.

Thanks to the mind of Stephen Fry, there is a question I have always wanted to ask girls who wanted a pony. Edna, of course, had to care nothing about ponies at all, being obsessed with cows instead.

Sadly due to circumstances I can't ask it. Oh well... one day...

everyone wants to play with Padme

What is the question?

Seriously not a good idea, Lauren.

you know ush, that now everyone will get an unbearable lust to hear this question.

Yup. I'm a moron. Oh well.

who said that?

We all want to know the question. We're all prepared for pervertedness or disgustingness or anything like that.

errr, hold the pervertedness, don't think certain kids on the board can take it...*looks at mah*


ok... question is: why want one, I think

Gosh no, may as well ask why anyone wants anything.

But it's not a one-liner question; it would take ages of preparatory explanation and some measure of insight into Stephen Fry (which WOULD be, by definition, a little pervy) and it is really only suited for someone I know in real life.

so the question is?

and who's Fry?

Stephen Fry? Famous high-class British comedian, author, and general intellectual. You might have seen him recently in Gosford Park.

errr... yeah...now you mention it... I saw him... uhuh... comedian, right?

Well, PM me the question then

Nah, really, it's not worth the hassle.

you started the question Ush... now finish it!
Your faith in the not posting the question is your weakness

don't say something like that and then not follow throught. It drives me nuts.

oh...only that huh?

maybe there is no question

ah, you just said that to use the new smilie

I want the question.

lets start a petition!

It's not going to happen; it's not possible over the net, so just live with that.

got it... I think...I fear...

is it that question?

ush, all those poor children all over the world will cry because of your evilness!

*holds head down*
his plan has worked...

*cries*

Why would you say the think about the question and then not tell us the question. Gundy, make him tell.

Well, I admit it was probably stupid to post my thoughts about it, but there you go.

Gundy will make me do no such thing! I might even know her well enough to ask HER, in fact. If I spent ages making sure she was up to speed with Stephen Fry, though.

ok...ask her than...

Gundy, is my online guardian. She protects me. She protects me from the bullies. Like the person who won't tell me the question.

and she knows you think of her that way?

How can she 'protect' you from a person not asking you a question? I think you will find that Gundy understands me very well!

Well, she does know now.

Always happy to go up against the bullies, Lauren....


And yes, after almost 2 years, I'd say I know Ush quite well. Although actually meeting him after 5 years will be a plus.

gundy, you just called ush a bully?

Well of course not. I was making two different replies.

Not that I am aware of. I cannot remember Gundy ever being inclined to go 'up against me' (calm down, queeq). She wuvs me too much.

Yes I do wuv Ush. And he wuvs me cause I don't put graemlins in my remarks to him.

She's such a dear... (waves at Gundy).

*waves back*


They do need to put a bridge over the Atlantic sometime...

Or one of those tube things from Futurama.

That would useful. But I'm sure the fare would be outrageous.

Nice view, though.

I could just zip over for lunch. Which today consisted of a banana.

Yeah! We have bananas here as well!

and 5 hard pretzel nugget chasers. Boring !

bananas, hmm girls entertainment and joy

what would happen if the bridge over the Atlantic collapsed?

With Gundy on it?

she would get wet?

If it collapsed with me on it I think I would be shark bait.

at least you aint jail bait

No, I try to avoid that place at all costs. And most of the people in there should stay in there. Permanently.

or put to death

and that discussion's in the PDF

nice try mah, but only the mod can move the thread

Could you ever rescue people from that? The helicopters would be on the mainland.