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I was at a party on Saturday and single handedly knocked over a tray of sandwiches, poured a beer on a girls shirt, and accidently took a guy's taco salad with one glorious swipe of my hoof.

3 separate instances, not one accident.

Are you a klutz too? Because I would like to ...whooOAH!!

>Da Moose falls over, pokes the next poster in the eye, and somehow manages to set fire to the left side of the thread and kills Kenny<

As I was saying.....

so u had a good time then

yeah im general clumsy i fell over my bag the other day into a door

I walk into walls.

And that's while I'm wearing my glasses.

Originally posted by ladygrim
so u had a good time then

Oh yeah...I was the hit of the party....and I think I'm officially baned from future events held in that home.

awww well if i ever held a party at home ull be invited as the entertainment

Originally posted by Lana
I walk into walls.

And that's while I'm wearing my glasses.

Oh I do that too...totally...and I don't need glasses.

And I keep falling down when I'm playing baseball. Not just 'oopsy' and a little drop....I mean, all out, rumbling, bumbling stumbling catastrophes that leave my teammates in stitches.

The only time i have ever been a klutz, is the time i knocked a radio into a bathtub while Charles Lindbergh's baby was in there








too soon?

Originally posted by ladygrim
awww well if i ever held a party at home ull be invited as the entertainment

Tee freaking hee....

Come see the idiot moose tear up the house! Saturday! 8-12...or whenever he's admitted to the hospital!! BYODS (Bring your own defence system)

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
The only time i have ever been a klutz, is the time i knocked a radio into a bathtub while Charles Lindbergh's baby was in there








too soon?


I........


Wut?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I........


Wut? Topical humor of the 1920's


lets start over

Hi, I'm Alex

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh I do that too...totally...and I don't need glasses.

And I keep falling down when I'm playing baseball. Not just 'oopsy' and a little drop....I mean, all out, rumbling, bumbling stumbling catastrophes that leave my teammates in stitches.

Yeah, I've done stuff like that. Freshman year of high school we were outside running and I took two steps before tripping over nothing and faceplanting into the sidewalk

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Topical humor of the 1920's


lets start over

Hi, I'm Alex

Right.

Hey, Scott....*reaches out to shake hands, inadvertently stabs Alex 87 times*

SEE?! cry

Originally posted by Lana
Yeah, I've done stuff like that. Freshman year of high school we were outside running and I took two steps before tripping over nothing and faceplanting into the sidewalk

Ouch! Which hurt more? The face or the pride?

For me, it's always the pride. Like, I bounce up, bleeding profusely in like 70 places, and I'm worried what people are thinking about me, and not the brutal blood loss.

Here's a Klutz story of mine....Totally true

After the Tool concert a couple of weeks ago, we were waiting for our ride in downtown Detroit.....Our ride gets there (before any caps were popped) and everyone jumps in because it is pouring rain. I open the door as traffic is still passing by, and i knock my door into a car going besides us, and i mean KNOCKED! Hardcore knocked....I didn't tell anyone, the pulled over ahead of us, got out, looked to see if there was any damage, then got in a rolled away. I was like "Thank the good Lord".

Fun concert, though.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Right.

Hey, Scott....*reaches out to shake hands, inadvertently stabs Alex 87 times*

SEE?! cry its not the first time

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ouch! Which hurt more? The face or the pride?

For me, it's always the pride. Like, I bounce up, bleeding profusely in like 70 places, and I'm worried what people are thinking about me, and not the brutal blood loss.

Oh, at that point I knew NO one whatsoever, as I had just moved about a week before, so it was even worse on the "shit do they think I'm an idiot?" factor.

I was told that if falling were an Olympic event, I'd've won the gold medal

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Here's a Klutz story of mine....Totally true

After the Tool concert a couple of weeks ago, we were waiting for our ride in downtown Detroit.....Our ride gets there (before any caps were popped) and everyone jumps in because it is pouring rain. I open the door as traffic is still passing by, and i knock my door into a car going besides us, and i mean KNOCKED! Hardcore knocked....I didn't tell anyone, the pulled over ahead of us, got out, looked to see if there was any damage, then got in a rolled away. I was like "Thank the good Lord".

Fun concert, though.

You did this in downtown Detroit? Death wish?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
its not the first time

I know!

Originally posted by Lana
Oh, at that point I knew NO one whatsoever, as I had just moved about a week before, so it was even worse on the "shit do they think I'm an idiot?" factor.

I was told that if falling were an Olympic event, I'd've won the gold medal

What a great way to make a first impression....

I did that too, falling up the stairs on my first day of highschool.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What a great way to make a first impression....

I did that too, falling up the stairs on my first day of highschool.

I've done that too. Many many times.

Yeah, I'm pretty good at doing stupid stuff

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You did this in downtown Detroit? Death wish? I live on the edge, moose. I live on the edge.

*hears crash*

OH GOD!!!!!!!!! TAKE THE MOOSE, I'M TO SEXY TO DIE!!!!!!!!!


aha......just....a.....book fell off the case lookaround

Originally posted by Lana
I've done that too. Many many times.

Yeah, I'm pretty good at doing stupid stuff

Have you ever stabbed a friend whilst eating pizza?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Have you ever stabbed a friend whilst eating pizza? On accident, or because it was the last piece?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I live on the edge, moose. I live on the edge.

*hears crash*

OH GOD!!!!!!!!! TAKE THE MOOSE, I'M TO SEXY TO DIE!!!!!!!!!


aha......just....a.....book fell off the case lookaround

Yeah, but look at the book:

When Inner City Gangland vengeance hits the Suburbs. By Tupac and Biggy Smalls

Coincidence? I think not.

And the moose is too sexy as well.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
On accident, or because it was the last piece?



Purely by accident.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah, but look at the book:

When Inner City Gangland vengeance hits the Suburbs. By Tupac and Biggy Smalls

Coincidence? I think not.

And the moose is too sexy as well. The wierd thing about that is that my brother bought that for me, and when he did he said "this will come in handy some day"

actually, total lie...got it at a garage saleOriginally posted by ~Da Moose~


Purely by accident. than no

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Have you ever stabbed a friend whilst eating pizza?

No, but I stabbed my hand with a fork once a couple years ago.

My family was out of town so I was home alone, was making dinner and had to cut holes in something so it wouldn't explode, so I was using a fork. And wasn't paying too much attention to what I was doing. Ouch.

My mom was like "We're gone for four hours before you injure yourself. Nice job."

Originally posted by Lana
No, but I stabbed my hand with a fork once a couple years ago.

My family was out of town so I was home alone, was making dinner and had to cut holes in something so it wouldn't explode, so I was using a fork. And wasn't paying too much attention to what I was doing. Ouch.

My mom was like "We're gone for four hours before you injure yourself. Nice job."



Doing klutzy things to oneself is at least more.....honourable?

Doing it to others, ie, stabbing them whilst eating pizza is another altogether.

My friend was sitting on a couch, and I came barrelling down the stairs with the 'weapon' in my hand, prepared to slice the pizza and I lost my footing and the knife ended up in his thigh.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
The wierd thing about that is that my brother bought that for me, and when he did he said "this will come in handy some day"

actually, total lie...got it at a garage sale than no

And now you're going to die when the Mac Daddy that owned that car finds your white ass hanging out at Farmer Jack.

Welll...once....



I ate Wallnut Apple Pie.

Originally posted by Slay
Welll...once....



I ate Wallnut Apple Pie.

Hi Slay, welcome to the meeting.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What a great way to make a first impression....

I did that too, falling up the stairs on my first day of highschool.

I fell up the stairs the other day.

Not just fell, but stumbled first and smacked my face on the wall.

As I get to the top of the stairs my dad asked what all the noise was about.

Dad: "What the hell was that noise?"

Me: "Oh nothing, just falling up the stairs."

Dad: "How did you do that?"

Me: "Hell if I know, I think something tripped me."

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I fell up the stairs the other day.

Not just fell, but stumbled first and smacked my face on the wall.

As I get to the top of the stairs my dad asked what all the noise was about.

Dad: "What the hell was that noise?"

Me: "Oh nothing, just falling up the stairs."

Dad: "How did you do that?"

Me: "Hell if I know, I think something tripped me."

I've done that too!

The other day I tripped over nothing and fell into the wall while walking into the kitchen

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I fell up the stairs the other day.

Not just fell, but stumbled first and smacked my face on the wall.

As I get to the top of the stairs my dad asked what all the noise was about.

Dad: "What the hell was that noise?"

Me: "Oh nothing, just falling up the stairs."

Dad: "How did you do that?"

Me: "Hell if I know, I think something tripped me."

It's the worst experience, because it goes against all conventional logic...falling up the stairs.

It's even worse if you fall up, and then down.

Originally posted by Lana
I've done that too!

The other day I tripped over nothing and fell into the wall while walking into the kitchen

Jesus, Lana, you're a freak.....go make your own klutz thread.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's the worst experience, because it goes against all conventional logic...falling up the stairs.

It's even worse if you fall up, and then down.

I haven't done that yet thankfully.

I say we rise together and fight this menace we call...gravity.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I haven't done that yet thankfully.

I say we rise together and fight this menace we call...gravity.


Yeah...YEAH! I'm with you man.

And lets go on a killing spree!!!!!



Was that over the line?

I nearly choked to death when when I was eating one of them ice cubes.
The thing is,it already melted into the size of,well,almost nothing...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah...YEAH! I'm with you man.

And lets go on a killing spree!!!!!



Was that over the line?

*thinks about it...*

NO! Let's kill all those who let gravity keep them down. Gravity is The Man, man.

Originally posted by Slay
I nearly choked to death when when I was eating one of them ice cubes.
The thing is,it already melted into the size of,well,almost nothing...

So...you DO swallow. naughty

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So...you DO swallow. naughty
Haha,funny guy.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*thinks about it...*

NO! Let's kill all those who let gravity keep them down. Gravity is The Man, man.

Yeah......but....* thinks* then....we'd have to like, kill everyone, except anyone on MIR, coz, gravity.....it keeps us all down....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's the worst experience, because it goes against all conventional logic...falling up the stairs.

It's even worse if you fall up, and then down.

*has done that as well*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Jesus, Lana, you're a freak.....go make your own klutz thread.

I'm just a walking disaster!

Originally posted by Lana
*has done that as well*



I'm just a walking disaster!

Just stay clear of me, and we're kosher.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Just stay clear of me, and we're kosher.
So,Lana is Jewish and you're pork?

*points and laughs at moosy*


I fall hell of alot.. but i am speical.. i can blame it on my vision NANA!

Thank god for excuses!

Originally posted by Slay
So,Lana is Jewish and you're pork?

*shakes his head* Yeah, something like that.

Originally posted by Bun Bun
*points and laughs at moosy*


I fall hell of alot.. but i am speical.. i can blame it on my vision NANA!

Thank god for excuses!


MoosEy.

At least you aren't calling me Mossy anymore.

Originally posted by Lana
*has done that as well*



I'm just a walking disaster!
If lana is a walking disaster, im a walking apocolypse

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*shakes his head* Yeah, something like that.
Aha.

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
If lana is a walking disaster, im a walking apocolypse
The Arockolypse? naughty

Damn that Lordi...Damn him to hell...

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
If lana is a walking disaster, im a walking apocolypse

DO tell...we're all here for one another.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
MoosEy.

At least you aren't calling me Mossy anymore.

WHATEVER!! diva I call you what i want

MOOSEY!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
DO tell...we're all here for one another.
I have a messed up ankle, so everyday day I roll it at least once.
i have a broken toe
bruises all over the place... and i just tend to fall over randomly.
I even broke my nose once by running into a parked car

Originally posted by Bun Bun
WHATEVER!! diva I call you what i want

MOOSEY!

*dives to avoid the sharp objects being thrown at him*

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
I have a messed up ankle, so everyday day I roll it at least once.
i have a broken toe
bruises all over the place... and i just tend to fall over randomly.
I even broke my nose once by running into a parked car


Oh my God....wow....


now, were you chasing the car?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*dives to avoid the sharp objects being thrown at him*

*Forgets about the sharp objects and just throws herself*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh my God....wow....


now, were you chasing the car?
no, i was just running

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
no, i was just running

running into parked cars.. been there done that.

well... i though it was movin..

Originally posted by Slay
So,Lana is Jewish and you're pork?



Originally posted by PandoraMomo
I have a messed up ankle, so everyday day I roll it at least once.
i have a broken toe
bruises all over the place... and i just tend to fall over randomly.
I even broke my nose once by running into a parked car

Wow, I've never heard the "running into a car" story

Remember me falling down my front steps that time you came to pick me up?

Originally posted by Bun Bun
*Forgets about the sharp objects and just throws herself*

w00t! That I can handle!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
w00t! That I can handle!

I knew you would!

"no mommy i triped and fell on him i swear"

I tripped over my iPod earphones once, which were hanging out of my pocket. hmm

Originally posted by Lana




Wow, I've never heard the "running into a car" story

Remember me falling down my front steps that time you came to pick me up?
how did u never hear that story, its my mothers favorite story!

yeah, i remember that one, i was laughing so hard i couldnt even ask if u were ok.

Originally posted by Lana

You have wookie eyes.

Originally posted by Bun Bun
I knew you would!

"no mommy i triped and fell on him i swear"

"and as I was falling BOTH of our clothes fell off!!"

Originally posted by DarkC
I tripped over my iPod earphones once, which were hanging out of my pocket. hmm

That's it? Nothing more? David, I know you're graceful, but, come on!

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
how did u never hear that story, its my mothers favorite story!

yeah, i remember that one, i was laughing so hard i couldnt even ask if u were ok.

Yeah, somehow I missed that

"and and i swear after that.. a snake attacked me soo so i had to pounce on it to kill it"

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
poured a beer on a girls shirt





I do that at every party...it too is an "accident", I don't do it to help pat her chest down or nothing, or to say "well since you'r halfway there already, might as well do bodyshots"....It's completely unitentinally everytime hypocrite

Originally posted by Bun Bun
"and and i swear after that.. a snake attacked me soo so i had to pounce on it to kill it"


Oh for the love of toast.....


Now, this whole, 'killing it' stuff....that's 'code talk', right?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That's it? Nothing more? David, I know you're graceful, but, come on!
Not that I can remember, no.

Originally posted by DarkC
Not that I can remember, no.


Damn. I'm gonna call you the 'Cat'.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~

Oh for the love of toast.....


Now, this whole, 'killing it' stuff....that's 'code talk', right?

.. no.err i mean yes.

wait..

what was the question agian?

OH killing the snake?.. um... yes



I play nice.... i think

Originally posted by Bun Bun
.. no.err i mean yes.

wait..

what was the question agian?

OH killing the snake?.. um... yes



I play nice.... i think

I think this conversations could get disgusting in a hurry....better take it to PM's.

Okie dokie



but rly..... the question?... Im confused..

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Okie dokie



but rly..... the question?... Im confused..

"Killing" the snake....that's not...literal, is it?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
"Killing" the snake....that's not...literal, is it?

OH


no


angel