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Someone once told me that males have a regular hormonal cycle just like women. But unllike women, ours lasts roughly 72-78 days*.

Toward the end of which we may become ever-so-slightly difficult to deal with, and may be prone to "ridiculous stunts". Some may involve fire. Others may include the insertion of small pyrotechnic devices into the anuses of frogs, or stealing barbecues from non profit organizations**.

Has anyone ever seen any information on this medical phenomenon? I tried searching google/yahoo and found very little, but I hear this idea all the time -- is it a myth? an exaggeration? old...husband's tale? Do we get a kind of "male PMS"?

*note - may or may not apply to male meese

** Totally fictitious - I was never EVER convicted of this.

Meese

Originally posted by Lana
Meese


People get confused when I use the proper word for multiple moose...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Someone once told me that males have a regular hormonal cycle just like women. But unllike women, ours lasts roughly 72-78 days*.

Toward the end of which we may become ever-so-slightly difficult to deal with, and may be prone to "ridiculous stunts". Some may involve fire. Others may include the insertion of small pyrotechnic devices into the anuses of frogs, or stealing barbecues from non profit organizations**.

Has anyone ever seen any information on this medical phenomenon? I tried searching google/yahoo and found very little, but I hear this idea all the time -- is it a myth? an exaggeration? old...husband's tale? Do we get a kind of "male PMS"?

*note - may or may not apply to male meese

** Totally fictitious - I was never EVER convicted of this. The other day we used a Molotov cocktail to start a slide on fire

no joke

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
The other day we used a Molotov cocktail to start a slide on fire

no joke


Exactly what I mean! Do girls do this? No. They just get overly sensitive and somewhat terrifying for 5-7 days.

Guys put poodles in microwaves.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Exactly what I mean! Do girls do this? No. They just get overly sensitive and somewhat terrifying for 5-7 days.

Guys put poodles in microwaves. Listen, the dog was cold. What did you expect me to do!

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Listen, the dog was cold. What did you expect me to do!

I understand it man....it's more like a compulsion.

It's like driving by and accident that has carcasses strewn...or seeing a really fat chick showering....you don't want to look, but you have to.

Same with the microwaved poodles and firecracker in the ass of frogs deal.

I think like.. once u get married.. guys have sympthy pms

My mom says it all the time

Originally posted by Bun Bun
I think like.. once u get married.. guys have sympthy pms

My mom says it all the time

That could be true....or else we just also want a reason to be able to bit'ch.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That could be true....or else we just also want a reason to be able to bit'ch.

True

Oh man i feel bad for my brother and dad. Having t deal with 3 wonmen! who all get theres around the same time...

fear

I stabbed my brother with a pen b4

Originally posted by Bun Bun
True

Oh man i feel bad for my brother and dad. Having t deal with 3 wonmen! who all get theres around the same time...

fear

I stabbed my brother with a pen b4


Oh shit, tell me about it...I remember those days well. It's like being surrounded by demons.

no offence...

Wow. What did he do? Walk into the room?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh shit, tell me about it...I remember those days well. It's like being surrounded by demons.

no offence...

Wow. What did he do? Walk into the room?

None taken

Nah he was jsut really pissing me off and i had a pen in my hand... afterword i felt bad cuz it was kinda bad.. bleedin.. but he is okay..... for now

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh shit, tell me about it...I remember those days well. It's like being surrounded by demons.

no offence...

Wow. What did he do? Walk into the room?
I think he took one breathe too much over the allowed maximum a day.
Happened to me a couple of times before to.

Originally posted by Slay
I think he took one breathe too much over the allowed maximum a day.
Happened to me a couple of times before to.

WHO SAID YOU COULD BREATH AT ALL???

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
People get confused when I use the proper word for multiple moose... people are stupid anyways.

unfortunately....Im addicted to them. I need a support group cry


but who would attend....people?

Originally posted by Bun Bun
None taken

Nah he was jsut really pissing me off and i had a pen in my hand... afterword i felt bad cuz it was kinda bad.. bleedin.. but he is okay..... for now

Gawd.....see? Rational people, their first response is not to stab the person next to them with a somewhat blunt object.

Originally posted by Slay
I think he took one breathe too much over the allowed maximum a day.
Happened to me a couple of times before to.



Then that's HIS fault....he shoul KNOW the rules.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Gawd.....see? Rational people, their first response is not to stab the person next to them with a somewhat blunt object.

Meh thats nothin compaired how i have to wake him up sometimes...

damn one day he had so many bite marks on him... damn he just didnt wanna wake up.. what was a girl suspoed to do.. i tryed water.. i tryed throwing him off his bed.. i tryed beatin the sh*t out of him.. and finally i bited him a few times and he got up..

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Meh thats nothin compaired how i have to wake him up sometimes...

damn one day he had so many bite marks on him... damn he just didnt wanna wake up.. what was a girl suspoed to do.. i tryed water.. i tryed throwing him off his bed.. i tryed beatin the sh*t out of him.. and finally i bited him a few times and he got up..


You scare me.


You really do.

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Meh thats nothin compaired how i have to wake him up sometimes...

damn one day he had so many bite marks on him... damn he just didnt wanna wake up.. what was a girl suspoed to do.. i tryed water.. i tryed throwing him off his bed.. i tryed beatin the sh*t out of him.. and finally i bited him a few times and he got up..
Jesus Christ.

I bet you blamed it on your sister to,which ended in you two ripping each others eyes out...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You scare me.


You really do.

Im inocent.. i swear

Originally posted by Slay
Jesus Christ.

I bet you blamed it on your sister to,which ended in you two ripping each others eyes out...

Not that time... but dammn the fights me and my sis have had... holly shit! they got pretty bad sometimes But we dont fight ne more

I'm just thankful i never seen a really fatchick showering

Originally posted by wuTa
I'm just thankful i never seen a really fatchick showering


Heh heh..... neither have....I......heh...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Heh heh..... neither have....I......heh...


Beer goggles don't work when they're wet, you should have read the instuctions

Originally posted by wuTa
I'm just thankful i never seen a really fatchick showering





chair

Originally posted by wuTa
Beer goggles don't work when they're wet, you should have read the instuctions

It wasn't a LIVE lady, Krikey man, do I look like I would hit THAT??...it was on TV....no less disturbing though.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

BEERholder dear, BEERholder.


Meh, you're right....but I'm talking, she was like, 5 bills.....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
BEERholder dear, BEERholder.


Meh, you're right....but I'm talking, she was like, 5 bills.....

lmao! ahh mossy

Max-"My teacher says beauty is on the inside"

Fletcher-"Thats just something fat people say"

Originally posted by Bun Bun
lmao! ahh mossy

It's true.

I don't like waifs....chicks that are like, 5ft6 87 lbs. I also don't like the ones that are 4ft11, 746 lbs....but I DO like some meat on the bones.

Mossy.....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's true.

I don't like waifs....chicks that are like, 5ft6 87 lbs. I also don't like the ones that are 4ft11, 746 lbs....but I DO like some meat on the bones.

Mossy.....

Good man!

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Good man!

Why is that?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It wasn't a LIVE lady, Krikey man, do I look like I would hit THAT??...it was on TV....no less disturbing though.


I have to ask.....what kind of TV show, or movie would show a 500lb naked chick

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Why is that?

You just seem like you dont judge to much.

Originally posted by wuTa
I have to ask.....what kind of TV show, or movie would show a 500lb naked chick

It wasn't a tv show...it was one of those....freakish videos that was shown at a Frat house.....

Originally posted by Bun Bun
You just seem like you dont judge to much.


Oh....no, I don't.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh....no, I don't.

Thats just awesome scott!

Sorry but there are just to many guys that judge us girls so damn hard.. And i know it goes both ways so its nice to see a guy like you

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Thats just awesome scott!

Sorry but there are just to many guys that judge us girls so damn hard.. And i know it goes both ways so its nice to see a guy like you

Ah...well, what's the point? Looks fade eventually, and what are you left with?

Besides, I've got no room to judge anyhow.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah...well, what's the point? Looks fade eventually, and what are you left with?

Besides, I've got no room to judge anyhow.

True true... only if everyone else relised that

Originally posted by Bun Bun
True true... only if everyone else relised that


Meh...the ones who don't, and who judge like that, aren't worth your time.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Meh...the ones who don't, and who judge like that, aren't worth your time.

Your right


Damn you are one smart moose

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Your right


Damn you are one smart moose

As far as Moose's go, I'm a fukkin genious.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
As far as Moose's go, I'm a fukkin genious.

DUDE you should be like the .. "old wise one" of kmc (well not the old part )

Originally posted by Bun Bun
DUDE you should be like the .. "old wise one" of kmc (well not the old part )

Yes, please, keep the old to a minimum.

This reminds me of 'Taming the Shrew'.

Originally posted by Slay
This reminds me of 'Taming the Shrew'.


Why?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Why?
Nvm,I thought this was the thread where BB crushed your snake...
You remind me of Fabio,mixed with a bit of Tom Cruise and Danny Bonaduce.

Originally posted by Slay
This reminds me of 'Taming the Shrew'.

I have no clue what that is..

Originally posted by Bun Bun
I have no clue what that is..
Shakespeare.

'10 Things I hate About you' was based on it...

Originally posted by Slay
Shakespeare.

'10 Things I hate About you' was based on it...

OH ok

Originally posted by Slay
Nvm,I thought this was the thread where BB crushed your snake...
You remind me of Fabio,mixed with a bit of Tom Cruise and Danny Bonaduce.

Well, THAT was obscure.

i dont know why... but that... was funny

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, THAT was obscure.
What?
You have Fabio's hair.

Originally posted by Bun Bun
i dont know why... but that... was funny
What?

I don't know..

Originally posted by Slay
What?
You have Fabio's hair.

I SO do not!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Exactly what I mean! Do girls do this? No. They just get overly sensitive and somewhat terrifying for 5-7 days.

Guys put poodles in microwaves.

Yea shame we can't all kill defenseless animals

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yea shame we can't all kill defenseless animals

I wasn't defending our actions, I'm just trying to illustrate the insane differences.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I SO do not!
Yes you do. ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yea shame we can't all kill defenseless animals I KNOW!!!!

Originally posted by Slay
Yes you do. ermm

You're right, I do....what was I thinking, blah blah blah....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're right, I do....what was I thinking, blah blah blah....
Shut up and kiss me,fool. flirt

Originally posted by Slay
Shut up and kiss me,fool. flirt Am i the only one that saw this coming?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Am i the only one that saw this coming?
Well,technically,you didn't see that coming.
You're just making that up right now,attempting to be cool. ermm

Originally posted by Slay
Well,technically,you didn't see that coming.
You're just making that up right now,attempting to be cool. ermm ermm are you coming on to me?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
ermm are you coming on to me?
Now that,I saw coming. ermm

Originally posted by Slay
Now that,I saw coming. ermm wanker somehow i knew you were going to say that


AHHHHHH! firefirefireph

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
wanker somehow i knew you were going to say that


AHHHHHH! firefirefireph
So,how is life in Pink Floyd lovin emo village? ermm

Originally posted by Slay
Shut up and kiss me,fool. flirt


Umm......lemmethinkaboutthatNO!

Originally posted by Slay
So,how is life in Pink Floyd lovin emo village? ermm emo, eh? not quite


but in the Pink Floyd Villa, everything is great lookaround

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Umm......lemmethinkaboutthatNO!
I bet you'd kiss me if I were Danny Bonaduce. cry

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
emo, eh? not quite


but in the Pink Floyd Villa, everything is great lookaround
I was talking about your psycho little brother being removed from school,because he made death threats. ermm

Originally posted by Slay
I was talking about your psycho little brother being removed from school,because he made death threats. ermm My psycho little brothers friends

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
My psycho little brothers friends
Ah.
Then why did you make a thread about it? ermm

Originally posted by Slay
Ah.
Then why did you make a thread about it? ermm I dont know, because i heard about it, and thought it was absurd, so, off to KMC i waaasssssssssss

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I dont know, because i heard about it, and thought it was absurd, so, off to KMC i waaasssssssssss
Your underwear is not anatomically correct. ermm

Originally posted by Slay
I bet you'd kiss me if I were Danny Bonaduce. cry


Ha...yeah...you got me there. How right you are.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ha...yeah...you got me there. How right you are.
Yet again Slay left Da one and only Moose,retort-less. ermm

Originally posted by Slay
Yet again Slay left Da one and only Moose,retort-less. ermm

How am I SUPPOSED to respond to that??

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
How am I SUPPOSED to respond to that??
No idea.

Originally posted by Slay
No idea.

I mean...I don't even LIKE Danny Bonaduce.

If you were Greg Brady, however, then we'd be talking... droolio

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I mean...I don't even LIKE Danny Bonaduce.

If you were Greg Brady, however, then we'd be talking... droolio
Well,hell!
I live right next to Greg Brady!