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Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

I didnt even crack a smile.

thats not funny, thats flat out dumb. glare

I hate when people laugh at their own jokes.

i hate when people think they are funny


and btw: GO CHRISTIANITY!!!

Originally posted by Aziz!
Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.


Yea really funny! I'm laughing hysterical.

Originally posted by Floigen
i hate when people think they are funny


and btw: GO CHRISTIANITY!!!
The irony.

Originally posted by Slay
The ironing.

IT'S YOUR TURN TO DO IT!

Originally posted by Bloigen
I cummed in my sisters panties.Twice.And to be honest,I want to do it again.
Dude.That's just sick.

Originally posted by Slay
My mom beats me. My dads gay. I suck off horses. And my uncle rapes me.

Whoa.

here is a good reason why beer is better than jesus!!!

Number one reason of all time: Beer is actually REAL!

Who loves me more...Jesus or beer?

Originally posted by Renamon
here is a good reason why beer is better than jesus!!!

Number one reason of all time: Beer is actually REAL!
Number Two: Jesus Gives you Liver Problems!

Jesus.

Jesus doesn't love anyone, except da hoes. He's a big pimp. Bet'cha didn't know that, you stupid christians

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
Who loves me more...Jesus or beer?

Beer

i can tellu ten reasons why im better than beer

Originally posted by ladygrim
i can tellu ten reasons why im better than beer

Begin.

well i have these things called boobs and there all yours if u dont touch that booze

Originally posted by ladygrim
well i have these things called boobs and there all yours if u dont touch that booze

*invents beer with boobs*

I can give you 10 reasons why i'm better than jesus

whys that then

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I can give you 10 reasons why i'm better than jesus

Originally posted by Bloigen
Begin.

10. The abs
9. I'm not dead
8. My hair is longer
7. I have a tattoo
6. I look better in sandles
5. Beards are so last millenia
4. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard (damn right, its better than Jesus')
3. Millions of people worship me (more than jesus)
2. Your Mother!
1. I'm Revernd Maynard from KMC. Basically i'm saying I am the greatest. Dont argue it, you all know and love me. LOVE ME, DAMNIT!!!

Wrong forum -

not convinced

Originally posted by Thorinn
not convinced So, you wanna see me naked?

LOVE MEE!!!!!!!!!1

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
So, you wanna see me naked? no...

Originally posted by Thorinn
no... Right....this is not the time..or the place

well im better than the lot of u

Originally posted by ladygrim
well im better than the lot of u Do you want to take this outside?!?!?!



if that doesn't work



Are you coming on to me? naughty

Originally posted by ladygrim
well im better than the lot of u just because you have boobs.








I'm convinced

Originally posted by ladygrim
well im better than the lot of u

Halleluya !

Show us the breast ..................erm Show us the best you got !

welll welll well

Originally posted by Thorinn
just because you have boobs.








I'm convinced Originally posted by GCG
Halleluya !

Show us the breast ..................erm Show us the best you got ! 2 posts about boobs. God i love this forum

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
2 posts about boobs. God i love this forum Boobies. dawg

all threads theses days are about booze and boobs

Churches have domes on top so that God can be reminded of the Booby.

Originally posted by Thorinn
Boobies. dawg w00tOriginally posted by ladygrim
all threads theses days are about booze and boobs You might as well just show us your boobs



kidding




Originally posted by GCG
Churches have domes on top so that God can be reminded of the Booby. I did it, because i am jesus

u'll never see my preciouses

Cool; now i will write a book Dan Brown style to dispell the Church's reverance to the Booby for God

Originally posted by ladygrim
u'll never see my preciouses Noooooooofirefirefireph

heehee

chesty not even a peek.

no

I will also write how the domes were designed on ladygrim's boob format.

Originally posted by Thorinn
Boobies. dawg

party

Originally posted by ladygrim
no Good, maybe i dont want to


*reverse psychology*

Hooray for boobies.

Originally posted by Aziz!
Hooray for boobies. Bloodhound gang CD

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
10. The abs
9. I'm not dead
8. My hair is longer
7. I have a tattoo
6. I look better in sandles
5. Beards are so last millenia
4. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard (damn right, its better than Jesus')
3. Millions of people worship me (more than jesus)
2. Your Mother!
1. I'm Revernd Maynard from KMC. Basically i'm saying I am the greatest. Dont argue it, you all know and love me. LOVE ME, DAMNIT!!!

Shut Up, you stupid ignorant bastard. How dare you compare yourself to jesus.... you're a sick low life moron, and I hope you die a slow painful death. NEVER question Jesus' existence, especially on a forum where there are Many Christians. Watch What You Say.

when u look like this who needs beer and jesus

Just kidding

oohhh

Originally posted by ladygrim
when u look like this who needs beer and jesus

MORE BOOBIES!

Originally posted by ladygrim
when u look like this who needs beer and jesus Originally posted by ladygrim
oohhh dd *has fantasies*

Originally posted by Thorinn
dd *has fantasies*

*has your fantasies plus 1*

Originally posted by ladygrim
when u look like this who needs beer and jesus but cant i have beer, ladygrim, with a side of jesus

me with no face ooooh

Thats why im better than booze

droolio

Originally posted by Bloigen
*has your fantasies plus 1*

*has unlimited fantasies*

nope slightly differnt i fink

no they are different

Originally posted by Thorinn
*has unlimited fantasies*

*has that plus 1*

what about a whole body shot?

Originally posted by Thorinn
what about a whole naked body shot?

I was just about to ask that.

dont have

Originally posted by ladygrim
dont have

Then make.....................

disgust

Finally this thread makes sense.

its me and my family

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Finally this thread makes sense.

Originally posted by Bloigen
*has that plus 1*

Originally posted by ladygrim
its me and my family which one are you?

Originally posted by ladygrim
its me and my family

Whoa! The Oompa-Loompa on the right looks Sly Stallone.

4321

im the one at the top with the 2 chins

Originally posted by ladygrim
im the one at the top with the 2 chins You must have had some major surgery to look the way you do know.

i did dont i look sexy

Originally posted by ladygrim
i did dont i look sexy YES. dawg droolio

.

You look so much like my ex-girlfriend you could be twins.

we are

Beer > Jesus

then why doesn't she have an accent? ermm

ladygrim+Beer = the best life ever heehee

Originally posted by ladygrim
ladygrim+Beer = the best life ever heehee or atleast the best sex your ever gonna have.

if u wana think that

so when are we going to do it, LG?

Originally posted by ladygrim
if u wana think that shock oh I am gonna think that.

u do that

I will, and know one can make do otherwise. schmoll

ok right ..

Originally posted by Thorinn
I will, and know one can make do otherwise. schmoll *makes you do otherwise* evillaugh

ill give u a beer

I cant believe you guys are comparing beer to Jesus. Jesus is everything. He is the reason you and i live, He died more than 2000 years ago for us. Jesus is definately better than beer no matter what beer is a man made thing. Beer doesnt love you, beer is cheap, beer is nasty, beer costs money and beer is nothing, nothing to Jesus.

Originally posted by b-ball_chick
I cant believe you guys are comparing beer to Jesus. Jesus is everything. He is the reason you and i live, He died more than 2000 years ago for us. Jesus is definately better than beer no matter what beer is a man made thing. Beer doesnt love you, beer is cheap, beer is nasty, beer costs money and beer is nothing, nothing to Jesus. Looks like we have a jesus freak on our hands


Hi, I'm Alex

awww

I knew someone was going to come along and take this thread waaaaaaaaaaay to seriously

twas me wasnt it

You and........the other


mostly the other


Hi, I'm Alex

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooo

Okay, it was ALL the other




hi naughty

hi my names amy and im an alcholic

shock Why didnt anyone tell me about this breast thread?

I still havent gotten an answer.

cuz u werent here at the time

weep

i have pics on the previous page thatwill make u happy

Looking ravishing, If I do say so myself euro

why fankooo

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*makes you do otherwise* evillaugh mhm

oh

icon5_2

I know eek

Since when did Beer and Jesus = pictures of ladygrim?

We derailed it. mwahaha

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Since when did Beer and Jesus = pictures of ladygrim? When didn't (insert all the stuff you said here)

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
When didn't (insert all the stuff you said here)

Hi I'm Alex.

Hello, I am Assistant Regional Sales Manager, Dwight K. Shrute.

I am a purple belt

do not mess with me.