Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

Oh God, I'd have to think long and hard about mine.

Probably when i touched a wang on accident

They stuck there dick up my rear.

Pretty Dicky.

If That Ever Happened.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
They stuck there dick up my rear.

Pretty Dicky.

If That Ever Happened.


Dude, no.


Just no.

Originally posted by DarkC
Dude, no.


Just no. Do you have something against that?

They stuck there dick up my vagina.

Pretty Dicky.

If That Ever Happened.


________________________________________________

Vinny, I never knew.....

If it summons up a nasty mental image in my head, I don't like it.


Got something against that?

Originally posted by DarkC
If it summons up a nasty mental image in my head, I don't like it.


Got something against that? *takes off pants and puts on a elephant thong*


You got something against this? naughty

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
*takes off pants and puts on a elephant thong*


You got something against this? naughty
Yes.

Speaking of touching dicks, my friends and I were playing hacky-sack, and we somehow lost the hackey-sack. One of my friends thought that I had it in my pocket, because he saw a bulge. Little did he know it was my penis. He put his hand in my pocket and he's like "I know you have it somewhere" And I'm like "WTF ARE YOU DOING MAN THAT'S MY PENIS." And he got really embarrased, and it was really really funny.

One of my 'former' friends specifically told me I wasn't invited to his birthday party then freaked out and told me I was acting immature when I didn't invite him to mine. Bastard.

Originally posted by DarkC
Yes. Is it you that is against it? naughty

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
*takes off pants and puts on a elephant thong*


You got something against this? naughty Very...disturbing images have come in to my head from this forum but none have ever been as bad as this doh

i believe the word would not be dickest......but dickiest. i use this word all the time. so everyone! spread that word like AIDS!

This one guy totally cock blocked me at Burning Man. I was making out with this chick, and she was totally moaning and into it, I thought, 'man, I'm a better kisser than I thought.' But then I looked down and I noticed that some other dude was chowing her box.

ouch man

Originally posted by Gornack
This one guy totally cock blocked me at Burning Man. I was making out with this chick, and she was totally moaning and into it, I thought, 'man, I'm a better kisser than I thought.' But then I looked down and I noticed that some other dude was chowing her box.

http://www.cr-shirts.com/Site/ProdImages/350cockblock.gif

Well, that's Burning Man for you! Anything goes. At least she wasn't like my girlfriend or anything.

Originally posted by Gornack
Well, that's Burning Man for you! Anything goes. At least she wasn't like my girlfriend or anything.

It's not too far from here is it?

Originally posted by Gornack
This one guy totally cock blocked me at Burning Man. I was making out with this chick, and she was totally moaning and into it, I thought, 'man, I'm a better kisser than I thought.' But then I looked down and I noticed that some other dude was chowing her box. dude that sux.



it's happened to me too.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
It's not too far from here is it?

It's closer to you than it is to me!

Hey Ken, I've been noticing these big ass brown cockroaches everywhere in the Las Vegas area. Is this normal???

Originally posted by Gornack
It's closer to you than it is to me!

Hey Ken, I've been noticing these big ass brown cockroaches everywhere in the Las Vegas area. Is this normal???

Umm...I never see any cockroaches.

Originally posted by Gornack
This one guy totally cock blocked me at Burning Man. I was making out with this chick, and she was totally moaning and into it, I thought, 'man, I'm a better kisser than I thought.' But then I looked down and I noticed that some other dude was chowing her box.

Become friends with that guy, and then do the same thing to him.

Perform oral sex on him?

I'm unsure as to just how that is considered revenge.

You could do it with a ski mask on, and have hidden cameras, and send it around the internet.

If I was gonna get revenge on a guy I'd do his sister and film it or punch him in the face, I cannot think of a series of events that would cause me to think giving him head would be a punishment for him and not me.

My best friend lying to me about cheating on her boyfriend.

Blindfold him, and put a cup with a little hole on the end over his penis. Light a lighter near the hole, and watch his penis get stuck.

Stop obsessing over the cockblockers penis! Just kick him in the shin!

Or you could cut his penis off, andmake it into a trophy in your bedroom

i remember in the beginning of school me and my friend were both jus playin around then she fell on me and her hand lands on my dick. She had it there for awhile until she realised her hand wuz touching my private.

Starting a bashing thread for no reason what so ever about me....

There was a reason. You're just stupid for failing 7th grade, and starting a stupidass little streetgang.

LK>The Flaming Gang
Bloodz>The Flaming Gang
Crips> The Flaming Gang
Mafia>The Flaming Gang
Yakuza>The Flaming Gang
KMC>The FLaming Gang
Me>The Flaming Gang

ok,.. let me be more specific...


What did i do to you peopleto deserve what i got?

Originally posted by Renamon
ok,.. let me be more specific...


What did i do to you peopleto deserve what i got?

You stole their lunch money

Leave him alone man, he didnt do anythin. He has his own problems and ways. Nothin you should make fun of in stupid ways and reasons

i have never stole lunch money, nor have i ever said i did. I said i stole from a donation jar in a museum.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Leave him alone man, he didnt do anythin. He has his own problems and ways. Nothin you should make fun of in stupid ways and reasons

It's the price of boredom. And come on just read his damn profile. I was literally ROFL.

Originally posted by Renamon
I said i stole from a donation jar in a museum.
Wow that's gay. Not only are you a badass, but you're a dick to museum's too.
I hope the museum joins KMC and comes to this thread and says "The dickest thing anyone has ever done to me is when Renamon stole my donation jar."

damn, someoen stole money from my church. Were bankrupted right now and if i find out who it is, its on!

MAYBE IT WAS RENAMON! In cahoots with: http://robastewart.blogs.com/snippets/IndianPoliceMustahce.jpg