Mr Parker
Wherever you are.Wherever you are Jacks happy birthday.This place just hasnt been the same without you. 
Jackie was just about the sweetest person I ever knew here and she always brightened my day.Shame we will probably never see her again.But I dont think I want to anyways because that was very inconsiderate of her to not think of the consequences she would have to suffer for staying out late with her boyfriend all the time which made her loose her priveledges to the computer.She didnt even bother to think about how people here would miss her,sothe hell with her.BTW,yeah I know its a couple days late for her but I havent been on in a while and since so many others here have a birthday today,might as well add one more to the list. 
even though its a couple days late.
Jackie was just about the sweetest person I ever knew here and she always brightened my day.Shame we will probably never see her again.But I dont think I want to anyways because that was very inconsiderate of her to not think of the consequences she would have to suffer for staying out late with her boyfriend all the time which made her loose her priveledges to the computer.She didnt even bother to think about how people here would miss her,sothe hell with her.BTW,yeah I know its a couple days late for her but I havent been on in a while and since so many others here have a birthday today,might as well add one more to the list. even though its a couple days late.
happy birthday whereever you may be 
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