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My friends say that there used to be a pig lady who used to kill kids & eat their insides. Is this true? I think it's a lie.

I WAS THAT LADY!

evillaugh

No, it's true O.O

I WAS THAT KID!

No... its true... she would rip out their intestines while the children were still alive... and them roast them over a nice fire. I think she added some salt on afterwards.

Originally posted by Spartan005
No... its true... she would rip out their intestines while the children were still alive... and them roast them over a nice fire. I think she added some salt on afterwards.

ermm

I'm right here.

Originally posted by Spartan005
No... its true... she would rip out their intestines while the children were still alive... and them roast them over a nice fire. I think she added some salt on afterwards.

No meat tenderizer? icon5

Originally posted by Spartan005
No... its true... she would rip out their intestines while the children were still alive... and them roast them over a nice fire. I think she added some salt on afterwards. droolio

You can't be serious.

Originally posted by Superman_045
You can't be serious. oh can't I

Yes my gullible friend...I'm not serious so calm down

I wasn't talking to you.

I have a good feeling you're making this whole "friends" thing up

Sure I am Mr.Small in the pants department.

Originally posted by Superman_045
Sure I am Mr.Small in the pants department. Where did that come from!?!?!?

The genius comback department called, they say you're fired.

and if that doesn't work

I hate you

Originally posted by Superman_045
Sure I am Mr.Small in the pants department.

You're not making any friends.

And I've seen Dwight's wang and it's not small.

Originally posted by Superman_045
My friends say that there used to be a pig lady who used to kill kids & eat their insides. Is this true? I think it's a lie.
This ho?
http://wap.filmnight.com/pictures/Miss_Piggy_In_Pink_165218.gif

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You're not making any friends.

And I've seen Dwight's wang and it's not small. I swear i'm not gay






and thanks eyes




and you have?!!?!?!

Originally posted by Superman_045
I am Mr.Small in the pants department.

You are?

Dude, we didn't need to know.

I already have friends on here. Plus, that joke sucked. Also, seeing how Lance has seen your ''wang'', I bet you two have done a lot more.

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
I swear i'm not gay






and thanks eyes




and you have?!!?!?!

Neither am I.

Originally posted by Superman_045
Sure I am Mr.Small in the pants department.

im sorry, but i friggin cant stop laughing

Originally posted by Superman_045
I already have firends on here. Plus, I don't have a job so that ''joke'' was useless. I'm not even in High School yet. Who are the friends, we're going to go beat them up for being friends with you



Just joshing



but seriously, i'm not


or am i





ken said it

Originally posted by Superman_045
I already have firends on here. Plus, I don't have a job so that ''joke'' was useless. I'm not even in High School yet.
Chances are that they're not the best of terms with us either.

Go figure.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You're not making any friends.

And I've seen Dwight's wang and it's not small. oh

Originally posted by Thorinn
oh Dont be getting any ideas glare

Originally posted by Bloigen
You are?

Dude, we didn't need to know.


I'm inclined to say ''That's not what your mother said last night'' but then again, I don't want to get banned over someone as useless as you.

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Dont be getting any ideas glare Mines bigger than yours...

Originally posted by Superman_045
I'm inclined to say ''That's not what your mother said last night'' but then again, I don't want to get banned over someone as useless as you. That didn't make any sense.

You cant get banned for saying "yo mama" jokes

You're just going to be getting a lot of heat from everyone else because you are a douche bag, and no one (on here) likes you.

Sorry Pal. But your KMC time has run out

Originally posted by Thorinn
Mines bigger than yours... Dont start with me

Originally posted by Superman_045
I'm inclined to say ''That's not what your mother said last night'' but then again, I don't want to get banned over someone as useless as you.
I wouldn't say useless, otherwise he wouldn't have any friends.

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Who are the friends, we're going to go beat them up for being friends with you



Just joshing


You're a stalker, how'd you know my first name? I knew you were tooty fruity.

Originally posted by Superman_045
You're a stalker, how'd you know my first name? I knew you were tooty fruity. Only on the weekends, Tiger eyes


but it'll cost ya

Originally posted by DarkC
I wouldn't say useless, otherwise he wouldn't have any friends.


LethalFemme, Doc Ock (knows me from previous username), steverules, botcherby, White Reeper, DBZ Man & a lot of other people. I'm on a lot of forums so I have a lot of friends.

Originally posted by Superman_045
LethalFemme, Doc Ock (knows me from previous username), steverules, botcherby, White Reeper, DBZ Man & a lot of other people. I'm on a lot of forums so I have a lot of friends.
"Previous username"?
You don't have any.

Oh dear, I smell a sock.






And I know a whopping total of two from that list.

Originally posted by Superman_045
LethalFemme, Doc Ock (knows me from previous username), steverules, botcherby, White Reeper, DBZ Man & a lot of other people. I'm on a lot of forums so I have a lot of friends. Originally posted by DarkC
"Previous username"?
You don't have any.

Oh dear, I smell a sock.






And I know a whopping total of two from that list. Its that smelly smell of something that smells smelly with a hint of mint

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Only on the weekends, Tiger eyes


but it'll cost ya


Uh, dude, I have a girl who has big ****, an ass & a face so I think I'll pass.

Originally posted by Superman_045
Uh, dude, I have a girl who has big ****, an ass & a face.

ok, you need to shut up now
its getting really annoying.

Originally posted by Superman_045
Uh, dude, I have a girl who has big ****, an ass & a face. And to you, that makes a girl. Honey i could be a girl if that were the qualifications. All i need are fake boobies. because i have a rear end, and a face. Its wierd, shallow people dont usually smell this bad. OH WAIT THEY DO

Originally posted by DarkC
"Previous username"?
You don't have any.

Oh dear, I smell a sock.






And I know a whopping total of two from that list.


It's too much to explain about the ''previous username'' thing.

Originally posted by Superman_045
It's too much to explain about the ''previous username'' thing. Go on

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
And to you, that makes a girl. Honey i could be a girl if that were the qualifications. All i need are fake boobies. because i have a rear end, and a face. Its wierd, shallow people dont usually smell this bad. OH WAIT THEY DO


Lol, how're they fake? We're only in Middle School & I know she doesn't stuff her bra, I've touched them. Believe what you want though.

Originally posted by Superman_045
Lol, how're they fake? We're only in Middle School & I know she doesn't stuff her bra, I've touched them. Believe what you want though. I'm saying, All i have to do to become what you call "A girl" is put on fake boobies. Shallow and stupid too. Damn. You're the whole package, tiger.

Originally posted by Superman_045
Uh, dude, I have a girl who has big ****, an ass & a face so I think I'll pass.

She has a face?

Wow.

Wish my girlfriend had one of those.

Originally posted by Bloigen
She has a face?

Wow.

Wish my girlfriend had one of those. Not only a face, but ears too. That would own

Originally posted by Superman_045
Lol, how're they fake? We're only in Middle School & I know she doesn't stuff her bra, I've touched them. Believe what you want though.

jackass

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Not only a face, but ears too. That would own

Whoa, she could actually hear me .

Originally posted by Bloigen
Whoa, she could actually hear me . lol


a face with eyes would be good too

By face I mean that she looks good. You guys need to understand the new slang.

Originally posted by Superman_045
By face I mean that she looks good. You guys need to understand the new slang. Its not really new slang. Its just a different variation on a retarded slang from about 1 year ago

but great job keeping with the times, man. You're a real trooper

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
I'm saying, All i have to do to become what you call "A girl" is put on fake boobies. Shallow and stupid too. Damn. You're the whole package, tiger.


I don't like her just because of her body, ya know. I'm not that type of guy.

Originally posted by Superman_045
I don't like her just because of her body, ya know. I'm not that type of guy. Hmm...

than i guess if you're not that kind of guy you would've said something other than "NICE ****, FACE and ASS"

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Its not really new slang. Its just a different variation on a retarded slang from about 1 year ago

but great job keeping with the times, man. You're a real trooper


Whatever. You & your sarcasm.

Originally posted by Superman_045
Whatever. You & your sarcasm. Me and my sarcasm own you and your newbishness

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Me and my sarcasm own you and your newbishness pwnd

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Hmm...

than i guess if you're not that kind of guy you would've said something other than "NICE ****, FACE and ASS"


Just given her props, she looks good.

Originally posted by Superman_045
Just given her props, she looks good. And i guess if you "weren't that kind of guy"

than her props will only go to her looks?!??!


I think not

I have a "girl"....thats nice, she likes tool, and video games. Thats all you need to know about my woman

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Me and my sarcasm own you and your newbishness


If you & your tiny mind wants to keep believing I'm a noob, go right ahead.

Originally posted by Superman_045
If you & your tiny mind wants to keep believing I'm a noob, go right ahead. Hmmmm....my tiny mind, eh?

And technically, you're not a newb, yeah. WE KNOW!

and yet, you act like this is your first day.

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Dont start with me weep

Originally posted by Thorinn
weep Thats right...

You might as well put in your sig "Alex's Beeech"

*smacks Dwight* Get on the corner & make my money, NOW.

Originally posted by Superman_045
*smacks Dwight* Get on the corner & make my money, NOW. Hey, thats clever. Calling me a whore! I get it

Actually, no i dont. It came out of no where, and it was stupid alltogether

so, have fun.

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
And i guess if you "weren't that kind of guy"

than her props will only go to her looks?!??!


I think not

I have a "girl"....thats nice, she likes tool, and video games. Thats all you need to know about my woman


My girl is smart too but----nevermind, it's too compicated for your TINY mind to understand.

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Hey, thats clever. Calling me a whore! I get it

Actually, no i dont. It came out of no where, and it was stupid alltogether

so, have fun.


You really are stupid.

No. Please go on. I'll see if i can keep up

Originally posted by Superman_045
You really are stupid. Allright, now that thats out of the way. Do you have anything else in your bag of insults that doesn't involve my mind, brain, or how stupid i am?

I'm straight, it was fun seeing you ''argue'' with me.

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Allright, now that thats out of the way. Do you have anything else in your bag of insults that doesn't involve my mind, brain, or how stupid i am?


I have a bag full of jokes but I'd rather see you try to make ''jokes''.

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Thats right...

You might as well put in your sig "Alex's Beeech" mhm

Originally posted by Superman_045
I'm straight, it was fun seeing you ''argue'' with me. Hey, thats interesting. You're telling me that you're straight.

And it wasn't really an arguement. It was pretty much me ripping you apart, and your blind eyes couldn't see it, maybe it was to intense for you. I'll remember to dumb it down for you next time,

Originally posted by Superman_045
I have a bag full of jokes but I'd rather see you try to make ''jokes''. Jokes are different from insults, peckerwood


see that, that was an insult


A joke is me saying

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face"

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
Hey, thats interesting. You're telling me that you're straight.

And it wasn't really an arguement. It was pretty much me ripping you apart, and your blind eyes couldn't see it, maybe it was to intense for you. I'll remember to dumb it down for you next time,


All of your insults were LAME, get with the 21st century.

Originally posted by Superman_045
All of your insults were LAME, get with the 21st century. Oh sorry, 21st century

okay lets try this

YO MAMA

Still not getting with the program, huh?

Originally posted by Superman_045
Still not getting with the program, huh? I'm sorry And I really don't want to lose a new person's friendship but























































Shut the hell up.

Originally posted by Superman_045
Still not getting with the program, huh? oh man, i guess not. What i have been doing is showing everything you have said to me to some of my friends, and we all agree. You're not the smartes apple in the tool shed.

Actually, you're making no sense at all. You're all over the place. From saying i have a small penis, to saying i'm dumb. Wow, personal insults were totally last millenia. So, heres some advice from me to you, Please, next time you try to battle the master (aka me/dwight/alex/maynard) have a plan, and keep the personal insults to a minimum. I just love it when people say that i couldn't have a girlfriend or have friends in real life. Because i actually do, so it just makes me laugh.

So please, come back with one of your insults no my expense, because i'm not going to be coming back to this thread. I'm ending it, right here. Only because i am obviously the bigger man. So, have a nice live Superman 045, because i doubt you will.

And you can come back and say "wow you're really stupid" or "okay small in pants man", or something else. It wont change the fact, that your face literally melted because of this massive own

Peace, i'm outie

YO MAMA

Yeah, I'll do that, lol.

thats what i thought

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
oh man, i guess not. What i have been doing is showing everything you have said to me to some of my friends, and we all agree. You're not the smartes apple in the tool shed.

Actually, you're making no sense at all. You're all over the place. From saying i have a small penis, to saying i'm dumb. Wow, personal insults were totally last millenia. So, heres some advice from me to you, Please, next time you try to battle the master (aka me/dwight/alex/maynard) have a plan, and keep the personal insults to a minimum. I just love it when people say that i couldn't have a girlfriend or have friends in real life. Because i actually do, so it just makes me laugh.

So please, come back with one of your insults no my expense, because i'm not going to be coming back to this thread. I'm ending it, right here. Only because i am obviously the bigger man. So, have a nice live Superman 045, because i doubt you will.

And you can come back and say "wow you're really stupid" or "okay small in pants man", or something else. It wont change the fact, that your face literally melted because of this massive own

Peace, i'm outie

YO MAMA

I already have a nice life, no, I have a GREAT life. I didn't know you were Maynard, you actually used to be cool but now you suck. Anyway, massive own my ass, these are words on the internet.

I get the last laugh. No, literally.

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
thats what i thought


Actually, I was talking to Vraya.

Originally posted by Superman_045
I already have a nice life, no, I have a GREAT life. I didn't know you were Maynard, you actually used to be cool but now you suck. Anyway, massive own my ass, these are words on the internet.

I get the last laugh. No, literally. I bet you do. You do indeed get the last laugh on the internet.

Yes i am maynard, i haven't changed at all. I dont know who you used to be, but ya suck now.

Because everyone i know, is cool with me. But i automatically started to hate you with the first post i have ever seen from you.

So yes, this is the internet, doesn't matter in life, yet you keep coming back with a "witty" retort

Rrrrrriiiight. Like I care what you think, lol.

Originally posted by Superman_045
Rrrrrriiiight. Like I care what you think, lol. and yet you come back once again

leave it be, whoever you used to be.

leave it be

The only reason I'm not saying anything to pwn your stupid ass is because I don't want to get banned.

So it really does matter that you have friends on KMC. If you didn't care, you wouldn't care so much about getting banned .

HE DOES CARE.

HE REALLY DOES!

And you couldn't "pwn my ass" if you tried, tough guy

I just don't want to get banned because out of the forums I'm on now this is the best.


Rrrrriiiight, sure I can't, Mr. ''My momma is only good for a headjob''.

Originally posted by Superman_045
I just don't want to get banned because out of the forums I'm on now this is the best.


Rrrrriiiight, sure I can't, Mr. ''My momma is only good for a headjob''. headjob, thats a new one.

And whats with this "Mr. *insert shitty insult here*" crap

you are horrible

Like I said, if I wanted to make some real insults, I would shitface. I bet you're typing on the computer & giving head to your ''friends'' right now.

Originally posted by Superman_045
Like I said, if I wanted to make some real insults, I would shitface. I bet you're typing on the computer & giving head to your ''friends'' right now. WOW! Thats wierd, because that is exactally what i am doing. Holy shit, you are amazing.

Originally posted by Superman_045
Like I said, if I wanted to make some real insults, I would shitface. I bet you're typing on the computer & giving head to your ''friends'' right now.

Umm.. your kinda new to the forums... I'd watch what you say...

Whoa! The dumbass still has his sarcasm!

Originally posted by Superman_045
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Originally posted by Superman_045
''My momma is only good for a headjob''.
My friend got an earjob.(I'm serious) It would be pretty cool to have a nostriljob.

This is the song that never ends... yes it goes on and on my friend.
some people started singing and not know what it was, and they'll continue singing, just because.
This is the song that never ends... yes it goes on and on my friend.
some people started singing and not know what it was, and they'll continue singing, just because.
This is the song that never ends... yes it goes on and on my friend.
some people started singing and not know what it was, and they'll continue singing, just because.This is the song that never ends... yes it goes on and on my friend.
some people started singing and not know what it was, and they'll continue singing, just because.This is the song that never ends... yes it goes on and on my friend.
some people started singing and not know what it was, and they'll continue singing, just because.This is the song that never ends... yes it goes on and on my friend.
some people started singing and not know what it was, and they'll continue singing, just because.This is the song that never ends... yes it goes on and on my friend.
some people started singing and not know what it was, and they'll continue singing, just because.This is the song that never ends... yes it goes on and on my friend.
some people started singing and not know what it was, and they'll continue singing, just because.This is the song that never ends... yes it goes on and on my friend.
some people started singing and not know what it was, and they'll continue singing, just because.This is the song that never ends... yes it goes on and on my friend.
some people started singing and not know what it was, and they'll continue singing, just because.This is the song that never ends... yes it goes on and on my friend.
some people started singing and not know what it was, and they'll continue singing, just because.This is the song that never ends... yes it goes on and on my friend.
some people started singing and not know what it was, and they'll continue singing, just because.This is the song that never ends... yes it goes on and on my friend.
some people started singing and not know what it was, and they'll continue singing, just because.This is the song that never ends... yes it goes on and on my friend.
some people started singing and not know what it was, and they'll continue singing, just because.

Originally posted by Jabba the Hutt
My Momma sucks cock!

Originally posted by Superman_045
You were concieved, therefore she has probably sucked da dong

The stupidity of some people.

How did the having sex at age 13 go?

Still working on it, I'm close.

Originally posted by Superman_045
The stupidity of some people. I agree

Make a video and post it here

this thread did not just make 101 pages.... dear god

You mean posts?

Superman_45 post a pic of you and your girl.

Originally posted by Jabba the Hutt
Superman_45 post a pic of you and your girl.

???

Originally posted by Jabba the Hutt
Superman_45 post a pic of you and your girl.
The internet has enough stalkers, thank you very much!

Not naked..

Originally posted by Jabba the Hutt
Not naked..

Oh No.... you got the picture from playboy?