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errr...my thread got closed...umm, u guys were planning on killing me tho???and when was i supposed to find this out???anyone can come watch the wedding...but we still need more people to be in...and no stalker is killing me or anakin

Err....well when threads reach 100 posts and are no longer on topic, they tend to be closed. No offense of course.

Sorry I'll miss the wedding....too busy out hunting Mel Gibson you know.

Mel. *pants*

i actually think that Hayden mentioned something about him coming to the wedding...but there may not be a wedding because we dont have enough people to be in it

You could just elope.

I'll come to your wedding.

The weddings ruined.

I'm getting married to Britney Spears next month.

Good. Someone finally needs to pop that cherry. Good luck, Rex.

You know I was being sarcastic, right? Besides, I dumped Ms. Spears for Jennifer Lopez.

I thought you were really marrying Spears.

Wheres that sponge thing at Tom? It looked funny as f*** when you read your sarcastic posts and saw that sponge stamping his feet really fast. It was like a 4 yr old taunting you

Not that your posts have the mentality of a 4 yr old mind!!!

Don't worry. The smart ass comments will still remain.

He changed his avatar. And that was Spongebob. Watch Nickloedeon, Spongebob is hilarious!

Yeah, that's a great show.

Yes it is.

Hey To, have you seen the new one that came out last Friday? They were hilarious!

I don't think so.

What was our little buddy up to?

Hey if Gundy isn't going to the Wedding then Queeq can come along with the rest of the boys and play that age old wedding party game "Pull a Maid" where you have to try to pick up a bridesmaid - bonus points for the Maid of Honour, especially if you can prove she has no honour.

Too easy for me. You kids go an play that.

Plus your 'other half' wouldn't be too happy

Hehehe. Raz knows all.


I have my lawyer on "speed dial" on my cell phone now.

Spongebob is quite possibly the dumbest show that ever was on cable.

And I'm marrying.......Toby Maguire. He'll be good to me.

Good choice. I'll wait for Mel.

I love Spongebob. He's hilarious.

Teletubbies is the stupidest show on television. Can't get much simpler than that.

*starts to cry*

The Teletubbies scare me. They make me think of mind-controlling aliens.

*puts hand up*
Zorg

WAY TO GO REX!!! SPEAR BRITNEY!!! O.o

What does "O.o" mean?

It's from my cousin;'s set of smilies. This of the Os as eyes and the . as a nose.

Is the one eye bigger than the other on purpose or just a typo then?

there are some smilies on the net worth to check, just use the correct tags

on purpose...and i still need more people to be in the weddings...there are gonna be 3

3 weddings?

Four Weddings and a Funeral

who's going to marry than? I can always ask Luigi to shoot someone for the funeral

Somebody marry me!

can you wait 9 days?

No. I'm going to be at band camp all day in nine days.

than rex has to wait a bit longer, I take

I should probably wait until I get my braces off and my hair highlighted.

and when you're out of the house, preferably with an own car

And out of college

Blondes do have more fun. For awhile.

till they wake up...

Or their hair falls out.

in which case they'll buy a wig

and when its windy it'll fall off again

Unless you staple it to your head of course.

than they'll glue it on

I'm a brunette.

So am I. I was a blonde for a number of years but now I'm a brunette again.

you were brunette, than blonde, now brunette again?
make up your mind

im marrying hayden...lauren, if u want to get married there are 2 other weddings aside from mine, but we may be able to fit it in after the 3...who do u want to marry???? and we still need a funeral *silently prays that it can be britney spears funeral*

Mel Gibson?

ill bet with me marrying hayden, my sister being natalie portman, and my father being ewan mcgregor i can convince one of them to contact him and force him to attend the wedding where he can be killed or wed, take ur pick...

blimey, ewan father to natalie. became a father early I must say.

can you introduice me to natalie?

My first choice would be Ewan but he's married. So I guess I'll marry Heath Ledger. Those Aussies are hott.

natalie was adopted by my father aka ewan when her parents abandoned her...and i am not having my sister go out with a freak like u!!lol...lauren, i guess that who u can marry, ill have hayden or daddy call him and invite him to my weddin where..o, wait, i just did a virtual wedding...hold on, il post the virtual wedding link

http://nadtech.com/livewed/

its only for fun, u dont really get to marry them , but u get a certificate!!! and lari is now officially my step-mother...and I am happily married to Hayden for ever!!!

I dont know why anyone would want to go out with ass scratching/picking Natalie!

That's exactly how her finger must feel!

hrmpf!

That's what Natalie's momma says when Natalie trys to scratch her ass at the dinner table!

That site is hysterical.

stop making fun of my sister!!!!!!

I meant its cool in a funny way. Calm down.

ah well, that new mad smilie is just worth the try

Some of the smilies are kind of scary. Where is Mr. Banana? I thought he was going to be here.

:shy:


that shy smilie! I love it!

:shy:

:shy:

I think the banana is the sole property of Lord Raz.

But I'm sure he'll rent it to you. For a small fee of course.

just like a pimp

Are you calling Raz a fruit pimp ?

your words not mine

*points at finti*

He did it.

brings out the cute little viking axe, who???

Err.....I meant queeq. Yes, the queeq did it !!!

yes queeq it is

calm down people (Im finally back @ my house) its just a smiley...

Your home is very happy to see you. It told me so.

i didn't kno that my house could talk!

Oh, yeah. We talk all the time. So does your Brad Pitt poster.

So Lauren vot do zees inanimate objects say to you?

what objects? the one driven by batteries

My attorney says I don't have to comment on that.

Yeah and mine says I shouldn't.

I wouldn't have a clue as to what finti is talking about.

*whistles and walks away*

Little Miss Innocent hey?

Err....well...I don't have to comment on that either.

depends on how you rate innocent

I've spoken to all of your walls and I know what you did with that girl, finti!

i didnt realize that i had a brad pitt poster *goes to look around her room* i didnt see one, just my Star Wars one and my Hayden one and nobody talks to Hayden but me...ok, that didnt come out right, forget i said that, and i would never go for brad pitt over hayden, although i think he is on my top 5 list *thinks*...yes, i think hes nuber 3 or 4, but i wont list my list

Good.
Brad Pitt is a looser, and he has a little dick!

I know how to treat/ handle a woman/lady so the walls must have told you what a good time that womn had.
Girl sounds to young

umm...im lost.....srry, ive just had a really blonde day today

*angry*
I resent that!

srry yerssot...r u a blonde?its kinda a figure of speach*makes up excuses as to not get herself killed* im sorry *hides* where is Lari when u need her, im about to get killed and shes off with Obi-Wan somewhere, some friend LoL, just please dont kill me...

of course not, I'm the non-killing superdupermegafriendly sane dude...

u, sane?!please! thats impossible *i have got to stop giving people reasons to kill me*oops...sorry, forget i said that*runs away* Lari...whereever u r, i need help cause im gonna killed...save me!!!

you try to be nice ...

Looks like it is going to be one of those evenings...

you mean where you take an axe and try to kill the first one in sight?

*talks like Squidward*

It's Opposite Day today!

too easy for a reply

Are you saying that's not good enough for a reply? Is that what you're sayin?

*talks like Al Capone*

Are you talkin to me? Are you talkin to me?

well, I don't see someone else in this thread currently, so YES I'm talking to you!

me, be nice? is that physically possible?! and can i NOT be the first person in sight if u have an axe...wat a minute, i have my lightsaber...haha!my lightsaber can cut though ur axe...*pulls out a green lightsaber*dont come near me or u die...

Now, this is getting rather unnecessarily violent!

tell that to finti, he started it

*swings her lightsaber inches away from ushgaraks head as a warning* i am NOT getting violent!

What the hell was going on in here last night ? Somebody better put this furniture back right now.

Why? You don't want them to get comfy now?

Well they can't now because its Monday. Back to work !!!

*jumps into the fray and starts swinging her white lilghtsaber*

wasn't queeq searching for new dancers?

Hmmm, nice. Now try some spandex.

I bet finti wore spandex in his mullet days.

Uuugghhhh...

to bad you wont reach 40 Gun...

That's okay. Women get uglier when they grow older.


Errrmm.... I think I better run now.

you should have been in the commonwealth games queeq cause you would have killed them in shor tracks

I probably will anyway, lightspeed moves one back in time.

What about finti with a mullet while wearing spandex? *shudders at the mere thought*

enough with the spandex...blah! *swing her lightsaber around, for some reason awed by the green glow*

Spandex is for tight ladies only.

*shoves thermal detonator up queeq's ass*

Well that will take care of him.

You mention something about my next birthday, fin ?

*rolls another detonator around in hand, whistles casually*

keep up the smart mouth and you wont see it.
Thing is I would probably look so cool and awsome in spandex, but we will never know

That's a good thing.

problem is it would turn you on

I meant it's a good thing that we will never know, I doubt that it would turn me on, you do not have the right figure.

it is not the figure that would turn you on either

:shy:
im ok...i think *considers that* hmm...can i take that back

I am definately not ok

Welcome to my world... wacko

Well excuse me for being a woman, but I wouldn't mind seeing finti in spandex at all...

and of course you are forgiven!

every girls dream

from 70 to 90

them too, take away the cobweb on their fannies

90+ too?

*hands finti a barf bag*

Yerss I think that was too far man.

let him have his adolescences teen sex fantasies Corran

juuuust interested

I don't need to hear about yerssot's teen sex fantasies.

*puts hands over ears*

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