Gornack busts out with a rap song! Check it, be'fo you wriggity wriggity wreck it!!!

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Gornack
Originally posted by dave_kodak
lol *hands 6 pack*
now u can drink all day.

Sheeeeeiiiiiiiiiiitttt, fooo! A six pack will last me like ten minutes. . . .. yo, here's a rap for all you niggas!

Yo . . . one to the two to the mutha fecking tres,

My name is Gornack, my shit is tight,
I got a pistol in my hand and a knife in my . . . freight traaaaaaain!!!

Yo, enough of these kids games, I'm about to bust it out right here, get ready to feel it, fooo!

Check it! A one and a two and a scooby scooby doo . . .




I GO BY GORNACK CUZ I FLY MY FREAK FLAG,
I DO IT IN A CAR AND I DO IT ON YOUR LEG.
I COULD GIVE A F*CK ABOUT POLITICS,
CUZ I'M REPRESENTING LIFE WITH MY FLY LYRICS.
I'M A PLAYER, YO, MY SHIT IS TIGHT.
I DON'T TAKE IT IN THE EAR, CUZ THAT SHIT AIN'T RIGHT.

(CHORUS) HE'S A SAUCY DEMON, HE DON'T TAKE IT IN THE EAR.
HE LIKES EATING CAP'N CRUNCH, NOT WITH MILK BUT BEER. (CHORUS)

I LIKE VODKA, I LIKE ORANGE JUICE ALSO,
I ROB AND I STEAL, GET CHICKS LIKE CORRUSO.
I AIN'T PLAYIN, MY RHYMES ARE TOUGH.
I GOT A PISTOL IN YOUR FACE AND MY ROD IN YOUR MUFF.
I GOTZ SKILLS AND SPILLS AND CHICKEN TERYAKI,
YOUR MOM AT MY PAD WHEN I CALL HER ON MY WALKY TALKY.

(CHORUS) HE'S A SAUCY DEMON, WITH A PISTOL IN YOUR FACE.
HE LIKES EATING CAP'N CRUNCH, NOT WITH MILK BUT WITH MACE. (CHORUS)

IT'S TIME TO LAY IT DOWN, TIME TO GET ON THE FLOOR,
IF YOU'RE STILL STANDING UP, I'Z GOTZ A LOADED FORTY-FOUR . . . .
MAGNUM! RIGHT UP IN YOUR GRILL,
YOUR MOM IS ON THE RAG AND YOUR GIRLIE'S ON THE PILL!
I AIN'T PLAYING TRICKS. YO! I AIN'T THROWIN' GAME!
JUST BECAUSE MY SHIT IS TIGHT AND MY ASS CHEEKS ARE THE SAME.

OKAY, LET'S BREAK IT ON DOWN . . . .

AN 'A' TO THE 'B' TO THE MUTHA ****ING 'C',
LAST THURSDAY AT TWELVE, I WENT TO SEE X-MEN THREE.
TO MY DISMAY, THE SHIT WAS SOLD OUT,
SO I GRABBED MY GAT AND I STARTED TO SHOUT . . .
"WELL MY NAME IS GORNACK, AND I'M NEW TO THIS CITY,
I'LL STEAL YOUR MOVIE TICKETS AND i'LL GRAB YOUR GIRLIE'S TITTY."

THIS DUDE CAME AT ME WITH SOME PHAT BRASS KNUCKLES,
I SHOT HIM IN THE FACE AND THEN I STARTED TO CHUCKLE.
HIS GIRL STARTED CRYING AND SHE WENT TO HIS AID.
SO I CAPPED HER IN THE BACK AND THEN I DRANK SOME KOOL-AID.

STRAWBERRY FLAVORED, THAT IS . . .

SO HER FRIEND WAS SCARED AND SHE STARTED TO CRY,
SO I KISSED HER SOFTLY AND WIPED THE TEARS FROM HER EYE.
I TOLD HER, "IT'S OKAY, YOU'RE WITH GORNACK NOW."
SO SHE GAVE ME SUCKY SUCKY AND SOME PORK KUNG POW.
HER DEAD FRIENDS WERE STILL AND AS BLOODY AS CAN BE,
SO WE STOLE THEIR F*CKING TICKETS AND WATCHED X-MEN THREE.

(CHORUS) HE'S A SAUCY DEMON, HE JUST SAW X-MEN THREE.
HE LIKES EATING CAP'N CRUNCH, NOT WITH MILK BUT WITH PEE. (CHORUS)


WORD TO YOUR SISTER NANCY! PEACE OUT FOOOOOO'S! EAT YOUR WHEAT!!!! WORD.

gunsmilie

dave_kodak
oh god u used my quote for that

Gornack
Originally posted by dave_kodak
oh god u used my quote for that

Yeah, it's all your fault! smile

dave_kodak
bawlingranting

Gornack
Originally posted by dave_kodak
bawlingranting (CHORUS) HE'S A SAUCY DEMON, HE DON'T TAKE IT IN THE EAR.
HE LIKES EATING CAP'N CRUNCH, NOT WITH MILK BUT BEER. (CHORUS)

Gornack
gunsmilie

dave_kodak
are u on coke and beer?

Gornack
Originally posted by dave_kodak
are u on coke and beer?

No, just beer and good vibes. Word to the mother land! smokin'

dave_kodak
i eat soup....

Gornack
.

dave_kodak
are u sure ur not on coke

Gornack
Originally posted by dave_kodak
are u sure ur not on coke

coke . . . . . . . or . . . . . . . hoover

dave_kodak
a mix of both

Soleran
That was the dopest set of lyrics I have ever read. That was so tight it actually made me bust out into rap GANGSTA style in the middle of my office.

Yo, you fo reel playa.............

Pass the beer!

Gornack
Originally posted by Soleran
That was the dopest set of lyrics I have ever read. That was so tight it actually made me bust out into rap GANGSTA style in the middle of my office.

Yo, you fo reel playa.............

Pass the beer!

Here you go, my friend! big grin


beer

Vraya
Gornack...you are insane wacko

Gornack
Originally posted by Vraya
Gornack...you are insane wacko

That's no way to get a demon in your pants. big grin

Bloigen
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