Late Night Chat with ToMacco

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ToMacco
I'm just gonna sit here until someone talks to me. I'm so bored right now.

Captain REX
Wow, you're bored! Go to bored.com! laughing out loud

ToMacco
Negative. I'm gonna chill here.

Talk to me, Rexie. What's new with you?

Captain REX
Not much. I'm going to Sequoia National Forest on the 18th. It's a cool place.

ToMacco
Nice. Where's that?

Captain REX
It's next to King's Canyon National Forest, which is near Fresno, California.

ToMacco
Cool. You going there with you family or something?

Captain REX
Yeah. We're going for 8 days. I'll make a thread stating that I'll be gone tomorrow.

Ya know, in the morning the title of the thread won't make sense. big grin

ToMacco
Have fun, buddy. Bring me back a shot-glass.

BackFire349
hi tommaco.

Captain REX
I'm not sure they sell shot-glasses up there. I'll check when I'm in the gift shop.

Hey Backfire, what's in your sig? It scares the living shit out of me! eek!

ToMacco
What's up, Backfire.

Rex, find out if they have shot-glasses. That's a favor to me.

Captain REX
Will do To.

I remember when I first joined I would argue with you...a lot! So do you remember what we argued about?

Did you know that "Rex" means "King" in Latin? So I'm Captain King. big grin

ToMacco
What did we argue about?

DJ Velocity
I was gonna join the chat, but it seems you two are working on your relationship. I'll leave you to it!!! big grin

ToMacco
Oh, shit, man. Don't give me that crude humor right now. I don't need that madness.

BackFire349
my sig is LeatherFace from Texas Chainsaw massacre, the greatest villian in horror history. smile im bored too tommaco.

ToMacco
I hate this right now.

I need to wake up and go to work in four hours.

BackFire349
i dont work, but then again i dont have any money to spend. talk about a double edged saber

ToMacco
Yeah, that sucks.

BackFire349
where do you work?

ToMacco
At a shitty box factory.

I ship and recieve auto parts.

BackFire349
oh, ive been trying to get a job at blockbuster, but i dont think i look clean enough, 5 oclock shadow, long hair, goatee, look kinda homeless i think

ToMacco
Shave that shit off, bro.

BackFire349
i look better with it. im just starting to put my hair in a pony tail so it doesnt look that bad.

ToMacco
You're not Qui-gon, my good friend.

Shave it and buy a tie. You'll get a job.

BackFire349
nah, ive seen guys with long hair working there, its just my 5 oclock shadow i think.

ToMacco
It seems the solution to your problem is obvious.

BackFire349
yeah, i know. it sucks to be hairy people, remember that.

ToMacco
Dude, is your back hairy? Chicks don't like that at all.

I need to send you some razers.

BackFire349
oh god, yes my back is hairy sad that must be why i dotn have a girlfriend. but i dont understand how i can shave my back, im not that flexible

ToMacco
Get a prostitue.

BackFire349
i dont want aids, and i already said, i dont have money mad

ToMacco
Set some duct tape on the floor, lay on it, then get up quickly.

BackFire349
or maybe ill just try and find a girl who doesnt mind hair.

ToMacco
Good luck

BackFire349
thanks, ill need it

ToMacco
Listen, Chewie;

Ladies dig a hip cat. Women will overlook your hairy body, if you play it cool. Make wisecracks about it before they do. Being able to recognize your flaws before others often makes you a cooler person.

queeq
Get an ugly girl to shave you and then go cruising for a cute one.

Raz
Words only queeq could say... laughing out loud

Plus, don't overdo it with the self-flaw spotting.

Gundark
laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

This thread has had me on the floor !!!

If you have a five o'clock shadow, just to into Blockbuster at 10 am instead. Then you won't have it yet.


To - that duct tape idea is twisted man ! Only you could have come up with that one !!! laughing out loud

LaurenE147
Hairy guys. Ew.

Corran
I guess Chewie is off your hit-list.

Gundark
Pete Sampras is one hairy dude.

Corran
So he is safe from the clutches of Lauren.

mah
is this the Late Night Show?

yerssot
copyright by ?

mah
well if it is, ToMacco should be on the scene doing smart jokes about the latest happenings now.

yerssot
My the waffle have mercy with us all!

Gundark
ToMacco could have his own show and do stand up and we could all be guests on it.

Tex
Hairy guests with waffle cooking segments, the ratings would be huge! eek!

yerssot
waffles? who has waffles?

Tex
*Excuse me sir, there's a hairball in my waffle*!

BACKFIRE!!! Your FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now just dont came back firing! big grin

yerssot
nooooooooo! not in the waffle!!!! sad

Tex
Your 2 away from 20000
Get a life! stick out tongue evil face

yerssot
it's too expansive, currently I can't and well... I'm just a looser

Gundark
finti could be the bandleader.

LaurenE147
I want to be Vanna.

Gundark
Okay. Who's going to be Ed McMahon ?

LaurenE147
finti

Gundark
Somehow I don't think he's going to like that.

laughing out loud

ToMacco
"Ha, ha ha. . . .You are correct!" wink

LaurenE147
so he'll be Vanna

keokiswahine
hello evil face smokin'

yerssot
*grabs heart*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!
*falls down*
...
...
...
I'm fine ...

LaurenE147
*puts yerss on a stretcher*

yerssot
white... light...I'm... in a ... tunnel...
voice... calling me... to...go to...the light...

Tex
White light, tunnell?
So there is a God Yers? wink

yerssot
no...wait...can ...see it...more clear...ly...
brown...thing...coming ... at me...
it's...it's...syrup...
I'm...going...to... waffle...heaven...

mah
throw some waffles down to me, would you?

yerssot
I'll...try...buddy...
*faints*
sick

keokiswahine
*shovels up yersssss*

now, where do I put him? roll eyes (sarcastic)

mah
the bin is over here

keokiswahine
which one?? confused evil face smokin'

the has been, the retry bin, the newest been??? embarrasment wink

mah
just throw him and see what you hitsmile

keokiswahine
*swings shovel into air, watches yersssssss fly through the air, waits for a landing, somewheres* smokin'

mah
nice throw

keokiswahine
did you see where he landed, mah? eek!

mah
I heard ToMacco screaming so my guess is Minnesota

keokiswahine
oh, is To the guardian of Minnesota, no visitors center?? laughing laughing out loud :shy:

mah
when he's sober stick out tongue

yerssot
*wakes up next to To*
Hello buddy, can you spare some beer for me?

LaurenE147
You should probably get some other fluids in you first.

yerssot
beer gives me enough water big grin ... or is it the other way around?

LaurenE147
Yeah, the water everywhere has beer in it.

yerssot
b33r me full!

keokiswahine
yersssssss, you're already full of it, whatever it is. wink stick out tongue roll eyes (sarcastic)

ToMacco
*gives yers a beer*

yerssot
thanks mate; preciate it

*drinks beer*

Gundark
Did yerss suddenly come of age or what ?

mah
just acts that way big grin

yerssot
ah! fooled ya big grinhttp://www.uniquehardware.co.uk/server-smilies/cwm/cwm/freak3.gif

mah
what a smiley!

yerssot
yeah, you would begin to wonder what that big eye of the yellow smilie is looking at eek!

LaurenE147
That's kind of disturbing.

I wonder what the percentage of people who actually wait for their legal age to drink.

yerssot
3%?

mah
well almost everyone has tasted alcohol, depends what you mean by drink...one drop or loads each weekend.

LaurenE147
drinking on a somewhat regular basis.

Tex
Alchol is nasty!
I'm gonna stick with my Vanilla Coke. smokin'

LanceWindu
NOOO!

Pepsi Twist.

A twist on a great thing...Baby.

ToMacco
Hey, now. No bashin' booze, okay?

By the way, where the hell is everyone?

It's late night, and I wanna chat. Yet, I am alone here.

*sigh*

keokiswahine
I'm here. embarrasment wink roll eyes (sarcastic) :shy: cool

ToMacco
Ah, Keo.

What's up? Havn't talked to you in a long time.

yerssot
you scared her away!

finti
cause he smells like a skunk

Gundark
No, he smells like a brewery ! laughing out loud

finti
combined with a skunk eek! eek! sick sick

Gundark
Thats something I don't ever want to smell.

finti
stay away from Minnesota then rolling on floor laughing

Gundark
Well I'm sure not planning on visiting in the winter.

finti
chicken wink stick out tongue

ToMacco
Oh, you'll all come to Minnesota. I'll teach you all how to skate.

mah
don't need lessons in skating

yerssot
waaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you To stick out tongue

Gundark
I love to go ice-skating. We have a year-round indoor rink here.

LaurenE147
We have an ice skating rink here. It was the biggest thing when we finally got one. There was no chance of a natural occurence of a frozen lake occuring here. It barely even snows.

ToMacco
Oh, sorry yers. I didn't reolize you were a world class hockey player.

keokiswahine
I need training blades/wheels on my ice skates, please. wink

ToMacco
I'll just have you pushing around a chair on the ice.

yerssot
GK in the All Stars team

Gundark
I wouldn't think you'd get much chance to practice ice skating over there in Hawaii, keo ! wink

finti
vulcano skating is really hot now

mah
interesting idea...should try to make it a reality

Tex
Lars on ice skates?
He probably wears tights like those figure skaters! stick out tongue

finti
I would like to see Cotton eye Joe on snow.

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