Late Night Chat with ToMacco
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ToMacco
I'm just gonna sit here until someone talks to me. I'm so bored right now.
Captain REX
Wow, you're bored! Go to bored.com!
ToMacco
Negative. I'm gonna chill here.
Talk to me, Rexie. What's new with you?
Captain REX
Not much. I'm going to Sequoia National Forest on the 18th. It's a cool place.
ToMacco
Nice. Where's that?
Captain REX
It's next to King's Canyon National Forest, which is near Fresno, California.
ToMacco
Cool. You going there with you family or something?
Captain REX
Yeah. We're going for 8 days. I'll make a thread stating that I'll be gone tomorrow.
Ya know, in the morning the title of the thread won't make sense.
ToMacco
Have fun, buddy. Bring me back a shot-glass.
Captain REX
I'm not sure they sell shot-glasses up there. I'll check when I'm in the gift shop.
Hey Backfire, what's in your sig? It scares the living shit out of me!
ToMacco
What's up, Backfire.
Rex, find out if they have shot-glasses. That's a favor to me.
Captain REX
Will do To.
I remember when I first joined I would argue with you...a lot! So do you remember what we argued about?
Did you know that "Rex" means "King" in Latin? So I'm Captain King.
ToMacco
What did we argue about?
DJ Velocity
I was gonna join the chat, but it seems you two are working on your relationship. I'll leave you to it!!!
ToMacco
Oh, shit, man. Don't give me that crude humor right now. I don't need that madness.
BackFire349
my sig is LeatherFace from Texas Chainsaw massacre, the greatest villian in horror history.
im bored too tommaco.
ToMacco
I hate this right now.
I need to wake up and go to work in four hours.
BackFire349
i dont work, but then again i dont have any money to spend. talk about a double edged saber
BackFire349
where do you work?
ToMacco
At a shitty box factory.
I ship and recieve auto parts.
BackFire349
oh, ive been trying to get a job at blockbuster, but i dont think i look clean enough, 5 oclock shadow, long hair, goatee, look kinda homeless i think
ToMacco
Shave that shit off, bro.
BackFire349
i look better with it. im just starting to put my hair in a pony tail so it doesnt look that bad.
ToMacco
You're not Qui-gon, my good friend.
Shave it and buy a tie. You'll get a job.
BackFire349
nah, ive seen guys with long hair working there, its just my 5 oclock shadow i think.
ToMacco
It seems the solution to your problem is obvious.
BackFire349
yeah, i know. it sucks to be hairy people, remember that.
ToMacco
Dude, is your back hairy? Chicks don't like that at all.
I need to send you some razers.
BackFire349
oh god, yes my back is hairy
that must be why i dotn have a girlfriend. but i dont understand how i can shave my back, im not that flexible
BackFire349
i dont want aids, and i already said, i dont have money
ToMacco
Set some duct tape on the floor, lay on it, then get up quickly.
BackFire349
or maybe ill just try and find a girl who doesnt mind hair.
BackFire349
thanks, ill need it
ToMacco
Listen, Chewie;
Ladies dig a hip cat. Women will overlook your hairy body, if you play it cool. Make wisecracks about it before they do. Being able to recognize your flaws before others often makes you a cooler person.
queeq
Get an ugly girl to shave you and then go cruising for a cute one.
Raz
Words only queeq could say...
Plus, don't overdo it with the self-flaw spotting.
Gundark
This thread has had me on the floor !!!
If you have a five o'clock shadow, just to into Blockbuster at 10 am instead. Then you won't have it yet.
To - that duct tape idea is twisted man ! Only you could have come up with that one !!!
LaurenE147
Hairy guys. Ew.
Corran
I guess Chewie is off your hit-list.
Gundark
Pete Sampras is one hairy dude.
Corran
So he is safe from the clutches of Lauren.
mah
is this the Late Night Show?
mah
well if it is, ToMacco should be on the scene doing smart jokes about the latest happenings now.
yerssot
My the waffle have mercy with us all!
Gundark
ToMacco could have his own show and do stand up and we could all be guests on it.
Tex
Hairy guests with waffle cooking segments, the ratings would be huge!
yerssot
waffles? who has waffles?
Tex
*Excuse me sir, there's a hairball in my waffle*!
BACKFIRE!!! Your FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now just dont came back firing!
yerssot
nooooooooo! not in the waffle!!!!
Tex
Your 2 away from 20000
Get a life!
yerssot
it's too expansive, currently I can't and well... I'm just a looser
Gundark
finti could be the bandleader.
LaurenE147
I want to be Vanna.
Gundark
Okay. Who's going to be Ed McMahon ?
Gundark
Somehow I don't think he's going to like that.
ToMacco
"Ha, ha ha. . . .You are correct!"
LaurenE147
so he'll be Vanna
keokiswahine
hello
yerssot
*grabs heart*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!
*falls down*
...
...
...
I'm fine ...
LaurenE147
*puts yerss on a stretcher*
yerssot
white... light...I'm... in a ... tunnel...
voice... calling me... to...go to...the light...
Tex
White light, tunnell?
So there is a God Yers?
yerssot
no...wait...can ...see it...more clear...ly...
brown...thing...coming ... at me...
it's...it's...syrup...
I'm...going...to... waffle...heaven...
mah
throw some waffles down to me, would you?
yerssot
I'll...try...buddy...
*faints*
keokiswahine
*shovels up yersssss*
now, where do I put him?
mah
just throw him and see what you hit
keokiswahine
*swings shovel into air, watches yersssssss fly through the air, waits for a landing, somewheres*
keokiswahine
did you see where he landed, mah?
mah
I heard ToMacco screaming so my guess is Minnesota
keokiswahine
oh, is To the guardian of Minnesota, no visitors center??
:shy:
mah
when he's sober
yerssot
*wakes up next to To*
Hello buddy, can you spare some beer for me?
LaurenE147
You should probably get some other fluids in you first.
yerssot
beer gives me enough water
... or is it the other way around?
LaurenE147
Yeah, the water everywhere has beer in it.
ToMacco
*gives yers a beer*
yerssot
thanks mate; preciate it
*drinks beer*
Gundark
Did yerss suddenly come of age or what ?
mah
just acts that way
yerssot
ah! fooled ya
http://www.uniquehardware.co.uk/server-smilies/cwm/cwm/freak3.gif
yerssot
yeah, you would begin to wonder what that big eye of the yellow smilie is looking at
LaurenE147
That's kind of disturbing.
I wonder what the percentage of people who actually wait for their legal age to drink.
mah
well almost everyone has tasted alcohol, depends what you mean by drink...one drop or loads each weekend.
LaurenE147
drinking on a somewhat regular basis.
Tex
Alchol is nasty!
I'm gonna stick with my Vanilla Coke.
LanceWindu
NOOO!
Pepsi Twist.
A twist on a great thing...Baby.
ToMacco
Hey, now. No bashin' booze, okay?
By the way, where the hell is everyone?
It's late night, and I wanna chat. Yet, I am alone here.
*sigh*
ToMacco
Ah, Keo.
What's up? Havn't talked to you in a long time.
yerssot
you scared her away!
finti
cause he smells like a skunk
Gundark
No, he smells like a brewery !
Gundark
Thats something I don't ever want to smell.
finti
stay away from Minnesota then
Gundark
Well I'm sure not planning on visiting in the winter.
finti
chicken
ToMacco
Oh, you'll all come to Minnesota. I'll teach you all how to skate.
mah
don't need lessons in skating
yerssot
waaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you To
Gundark
I love to go ice-skating. We have a year-round indoor rink here.
LaurenE147
We have an ice skating rink here. It was the biggest thing when we finally got one. There was no chance of a natural occurence of a frozen lake occuring here. It barely even snows.
ToMacco
Oh, sorry yers. I didn't reolize you were a world class hockey player.
keokiswahine
I need training blades/wheels on my ice skates, please.
ToMacco
I'll just have you pushing around a chair on the ice.
yerssot
GK in the All Stars team
Gundark
I wouldn't think you'd get much chance to practice ice skating over there in Hawaii, keo !
finti
vulcano skating is really hot now
mah
interesting idea...should try to make it a reality
Tex
Lars on ice skates?
He probably wears tights like those figure skaters!
finti
I would like to see Cotton eye Joe on snow.
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