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It was the weirdest thing today. I had a bit of time off from work, soz I roamed barefoot through the desert. I came upon a cactus, where I sat in it's shade for a bit, writing in my journal, reflecting on life. Suddenly, I heard a fart! I looked all around me, but there was nothing but the cactus! Then I heard it again, and I noticed the cactus was blushing. "It's nothing to be ashamed of," I said.

um ok, wlel yes im sure that stuff was um dead

Originally posted by dave_kodak
um ok, wlel yes im sure that stuff was um dead

What the are you even talking about???? Jesus Christ, already.

Gornack would crush that cactus.

That reminds me of this one time I was sitting behind a cactus, and I let a fart rip, and then the cactus said to me 'It's nothing to be ashamed of'.

I would beat the cactus up (it's the desert, who will find out) and then look at my hands wich will be full of needles and I would come make a thread about it pretending it to be a cool joke!
(while it is actually true...)

Were you smoking the cactus at the same time?

No, it still hasn't happened yet! LOLZ!!!
(oh sorry, you weren't talking to me..)

I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT, BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME!!!!1

Why would a cactus need to fart? hmm

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT, BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME!!!!1 OMG!! I'M SO SORRY!!! I DIDANT MEAN TO UPSET YOU MISTER!!
SORRY SORRY SORRY

are you sure it wasn't....






































http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b260/Heiae/Cactuar_beams.jpg

looks like gumby.

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT, BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME!!!!1 Its from the happy happy joy joy song on Ren and Stimpy

Originally posted by Gornack
So . . . . just don't tell anyone about how I dry humped the cactus.

shock did you enjoy yourself?

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
are you sure it wasn't....






































http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b260/Heiae/Cactuar_beams.jpg CACTAUR!!!!!!!! wheres tonberry?

Originally posted by Gornack
So . . . . just don't tell anyone about how I dry humped the cactus.

last time i cut one next to a cactus it turned green