Cactus farts.

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Gornack El Bastardo

Cactus farts.

It was the weirdest thing today. I had a bit of time off from work, soz I roamed barefoot through the desert. I came upon a cactus, where I sat in it's shade for a bit, writing in my journal, reflecting on life. Suddenly, I heard a fart! I looked all around me, but there was nothing but the cactus! Then I heard it again, and I noticed the cactus was blushing. "It's nothing to be ashamed of," I said. 😊

dave_kodak Party Dave

um ok, wlel yes im sure that stuff was um dead

Gornack El Bastardo
Originally posted by dave_kodak
um ok, wlel yes im sure that stuff was um dead

What the are you even talking about???? Jesus Christ, already. 😬

Slay Skyhighatrist

Gornack would crush that cactus. 😬

Mišt Senior Member

That reminds me of this one time I was sitting behind a cactus, and I let a fart rip, and then the cactus said to me 'It's nothing to be ashamed of'. 😕

overlord OD'd

I would beat the cactus up (it's the desert, who will find out) and then look at my hands wich will be full of needles and I would come make a thread about it pretending it to be a cool joke!
(while it is actually true...)

Pink Maynard Cummin Soon

Were you smoking the cactus at the same time? 😬

overlord OD'd

No, it still hasn't happened yet! LOLZ!!!
(oh sorry, you weren't talking to me..)

Pink Maynard Cummin Soon

I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT, BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME!!!!1

Thorinn Static Stance

Why would a cactus need to fart? hmm

overlord OD'd

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT, BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME!!!!1
OMG!! I'M SO SORRY!!! I DIDANT MEAN TO UPSET YOU MISTER!!
SORRY SORRY SORRY

Morgoths_Wrath Senior Member

are you sure it wasn't....

Thorinn Static Stance

looks like gumby.

Pink Maynard Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT, BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME!!!!1
Its from the happy happy joy joy song on Ren and Stimpy

Gornack El Bastardo
Originally posted by Mišt
That reminds me of this one time I was sitting behind a cactus, and I let a fart rip, and then the cactus said to me 'It's nothing to be ashamed of'. 😕

So . . . . just don't tell anyone about how I dry humped the cactus. 😮

Skeets Senior Member
Originally posted by Gornack
So . . . . just don't tell anyone about how I dry humped the cactus. 😮

shock did you enjoy yourself?

Kai Lein Restricted

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
are you sure it wasn't....

CACTAUR!!!!!!!! wheres tonberry?

K.Diddy DiddyWood Style
Originally posted by Gornack
So . . . . just don't tell anyone about how I dry humped the cactus. 😮

😆

HTF The Merovigian

last time i cut one next to a cactus it turned green

Vraya Disciple of Inglip

Originally posted by Mišt
That reminds me of this one time I was sitting behind a cactus, and I let a fart rip, and then the cactus said to me 'It's nothing to be ashamed of'. 😕
😂