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But then he quit his job as a teacher and got a full time job + college + overtime.

cry

~vladimir~

O RLY ?

He lives........shock
You left in the middle of the tourney.....disgust

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/preacherofnothing/my%20pics/mrt1.jpg

Originally posted by Skeets
He lives........shock
You left in the middle of the tourney.....disgust

Had no choice. Too much crap to do

Vlad!

ya i miss him too...he's a cool guy...

Originally posted by Lana
Vlad!

Sexylicious!!!!

dontgetit

There's a new one in the works if interested....

Originally posted by Skeets
There's a new one in the works if interested....

Exams coming up and got a crapload of work to do

Hey, has Moosey shown his pretty hide around lately?

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Had no choice. Too much crap to do

waitaminute...izzat you wick?

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Sexylicious!!!!



Hey you

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Exams coming up and got a crapload of work to do

Hey, has Moosey shown his pretty hide around lately?

Yeah, he's been around recently.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
waitaminute...izzat you wick?

...Maybe


Originally posted by Lana
Hey you



Yeah, he's been around recently.



Well I'm just watching an episode of family guy then going to bed...it's 2:20 AM over here

*pokes*

Sleep!

hug

Nighty night snookums

Holy shit it's Wickerman!

Biatchschmoll




You said you would call but you never didcry

What's up Wickerman, who is not the original Wickerman...

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
...Maybe






Well I'm just watching an episode of family guy then going to bed...it's 2:20 AM over here
haha you're soooo sneaky

heya, by the way

DUDE!!!

leftright

Vlad is back!! shocking

hug

*bump*

Seems everyone loves Wickerman.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Seems everyone loves Wickerman.

He's fantasmo m'man. He's the Transylvanian version of you.

So it is true!
Tepes is back to haunt me! fear

j/k, good to have ya back dude.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Seems everyone loves Wickerman. Everyone does love Wickerman.

*breaks down*

I've missed you, Vlad!! weep

Boo

*hides in the shadows*

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Boo

*hides in the shadows*

I wish the dumbass would come in here and see the outpouring of love for him.

He's so afraid that since he has all of those horrific facial deformaties now, not to mention the various STDs, that no one will want to talk to him.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Boo

*hides in the shadows*



cry I lub you.

Scott, he did come in

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Boo

*hides in the shadows*



I do know you.

Welcome back.

Wickerman... awesome... I missed you and your pink writing.

Yeah, where's the goddamn pink writing??

Nah, it's cool, cause now I get to wear fancy masks and pretend to be all tortured inside and stuff and then when people get close to pat me on the back just yank the mask off and scare them shitless bwhuahahaha. :P

Originally posted by Syren
cry I lub you.



Awww

I lub you too (or would on a daily and nightly basis if you weren't so far far away )

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I have no idea what you're talking about

You mean nothing to me without your pinkness mhm

Hey Vlad, please say something amazing to confirm you are actually who you say you are. With the lack of pink writing and the inability to make proper use of the forum smilies, I'm suspicious. Plus, the Vlad I know would never make the distance between us an issue mhm

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Nah, it's cool, cause now I get to wear fancy masks and pretend to be all tortured inside and stuff and then when people get close to pat me on the back just yank the mask off and scare them shitless bwhuahahaha. :P

Vlad, you scared people regardless. You're the scariest.....cry I'm ok....the scariest friend a moose could ever have...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Vlad, you scared people regardless. You're the scariest.....cry I'm ok....the scariest friend a moose could ever have...

petpet

Originally posted by Syren
petpet

I just missed him.....*fans tears from eyes* You know? cry

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I just missed him.....*fans tears from eyes* You know? cry

Girl, I feel you.

*hands tissue*

But clean up that mascara, what are you thinking?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You mean nothing to me without your pinkness mhm

Sex Beast!!!!

*humps leg*

I think they changed the color codes or something, cause the pink is anything BUT pink....

Originally posted by Syren
Hey Vlad, please say something amazing to confirm you are actually who you say you are. With the lack of pink writing and the inability to make proper use of the forum smilies, I'm suspicious. Plus, the Vlad I know would never make the distance between us an issue mhm

.........

"something amazing to confirm you are actually who you say you are"

bwhuahahahahaha!!!!

Truth be told, I actually forgot the smilie codes during my time away from KMC and remember nothing but the basics

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Vlad, you scared people regardless. You're the scariest.....cry I'm ok....the scariest friend a moose could ever have...

..........I'm Boo the miniature giant-sized space hamster?

(shameless rip from Baldur's Gate 2 for those who will know )

Originally posted by Syren
Girl, I feel you.

*hands tissue*

But clean up that mascara, what are you thinking?

Yeah, so I'm overy gaying it, am I?

Good enough, thanks.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Sex Beast!!!!

*humps leg*

I think they changed the color codes or something, cause the pink is anything BUT pink....






You and your silly colors 13


I'm happy to see that you took the time to go into my profile and remember who i was

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Sex Beast!!!!

*humps leg*

I think they changed the color codes or something, cause the pink is anything BUT pink....



.........

"something amazing to confirm you are actually who you say you are"

bwhuahahahahaha!!!!

Truth be told, I actually forgot the smilie codes during my time away from KMC and remember nothing but the basics



..........I'm Boo the miniature giant-sized space hamster?

(shameless rip from Baldur's Gate 2 for those who will know )

They got mad at you for leaving the tourney and at me because I was supposed to be a judge.bag

Where did the pink writing go? cry

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Where did the pink writing go? cry Damnit Fi. You're behind, we're on chapter 2

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Damnit Fi. You're behind, we're on chapter 2 I was shopping mhm

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I was shopping mhm Did you get me anything ?!?

Originally posted by Dark Urizen

.........

"something amazing to confirm you are actually who you say you are"

bwhuahahahahaha!!!!

Truth be told, I actually forgot the smilie codes during my time away from KMC and remember nothing but the basics




Good enough, welcome back honey hug

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Did you get me anything ?!? Maybe....

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Maybe.... w00t


*crosses fingers*


Please be a puppy, please be a puppy.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
w00t


*crosses fingers*


Please be a puppy, please be a puppy.

She got you breast implants.ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You and your silly colors 13


I'm happy to see that you took the time to go into my profile and remember who i was

Username with "rev" in it, saying he loves me....who else babe?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Where did the pink writing go? cry

It went buh-bye cry

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
w00t


*crosses fingers*


Please be a puppy, please be a puppy.


Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I'm getting a puppy. It'll be born in February

Originally posted by LethalFemme
She got you breast implants.ermm Sweet
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Username with "rev" in it, saying he loves me....who else babe?


hmm

Good point.
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I'm getting a puppy. It'll be born in February

Lucky Schkank.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I'm getting a puppy. It'll be born in February

What kind???

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Sweet
hmm

Good point.

I've always said you'd look better with bigger chest.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What kind???



I've always said you'd look better with bigger chest. flex?

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I'm getting a puppy. It'll be born in February

You're fathering it then, are you?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
flex?

blushing

Originally posted by LethalFemme
blushing eyes

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
eyes

faint

LethalFemme : Yeah, I completely forgot about the tourney...didn't have time for it.

The puppy is gonna be an amstaff (American Staffordshire Terrier).

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're fathering it then, are you?

Yep, and you are NOT allowed to eat THIS one as well, you sick perverted new age "other white meat" bastard!!!

aaaaah....one-smilie posts....I missed the OTF so much

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
LethalFemme : Yeah, I completely forgot about the tourney...didn't have time for it.

The puppy is gonna be an amstaff (American Staffordshire Terrier).



Yep, and you are NOT allowed to eat THIS one as well, you sick perverted new age "other white meat" bastard!!!

That's baby, my friend...not puppy.

Baby, the other OTHER white meat.

God, you Transylvanians are really REALLY stupid.

So, uh, since no one asked, what happened to the pink writing?

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
LethalFemme : Yeah, I completely forgot about the tourney...didn't have time for it.

The puppy is gonna be an amstaff (American Staffordshire Terrier).



Yep, and you are NOT allowed to eat THIS one as well, you sick perverted new age "other white meat" bastard!!!

I forgot too. And when I came back everyone was like where the **** were you. I just got so busy with school, work and my boyfriend.bag

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
aaaaah....one-smilie posts....I missed the OTF so much naughty

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That's baby, my friend...not puppy.

Baby, the other OTHER white meat.

God, you Transylvanians are really REALLY stupid.

So, uh, since no one asked, what happened to the pink writing?


Oh shut up you Rudolph wannabe!

You'd eat anything that can't defend itself. As for the comment on Transylvanians, I resent that! Only the really smart ones are really REALLY stupid

...not sure. I just sorta stopped typing in pink, and now I see the "pink" color code is no longer....well......pink

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I forgot too. And when I came back everyone was like where the **** were you. I just got so busy with school, work and my boyfriend.bag

yeah, my boyfriend is always on my ca......I mean.....titties and beer, HELL YEAH!!!!!!















*runs*

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
naughty

eyes

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That's baby, my friend...not puppy.

Baby, the other OTHER white meat.

God, you Transylvanians are really REALLY stupid.

So, uh, since no one asked, what happened to the pink writing? www.eatingbabies.comOriginally posted by Dark Urizen
eyes

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Oh shut up you Rudolph wannabe!

You'd eat anything that can't defend itself. As for the comment on Transylvanians, I resent that! Only the really smart ones are really REALLY stupid

...not sure. I just sorta stopped typing in pink, and now I see the "pink" color code is no longer....well......pink

Rudolph is lame. I'm into Blitzen.

Well, of course you imbecile, it's easier to catch and kill things that can't defend themselves.

I was just.....you see.....because everyone else had asked.....and....*points* so.....I was...forget it.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
yeah, my boyfriend is always on my ca......I mean.....titties and beer, HELL YEAH!!!!!!















*runs*

The funny part is it just looks like you substituted titties and beer for the word case that you were gonna use. So it made you sentence.

"yeah, my boyfriend is always on my titties and beer, HELL YEAH!!!!!!"

Originally posted by LethalFemme
The funny part is it just looks like you substituted titties and beer for the word case that you were gonna use. So it made you sentence.

"yeah, my boyfriend is always on my titties and beer, HELL YEAH!!!!!!"

Well, I am though....Vlad is such a saucy bird. droolio flirt

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, I am though....Vlad is such a saucy bird. droolio flirt

The minute I say titties and beer you appear.

Goddamn all you bastards posting...

I'm at work and can't really concentrate on the topic

Therefore, to make sure I answer all you bastards, I will no longer quote your posts while I'm at work.

Scottster: well you're.........

......

......

......





......

furrier than robin williams!!!!

And that's saying alot

Originally posted by LethalFemme
The minute I say titties and beer you appear.

You know how dogs respond to a whistle that is at a frequency far beyond what we as humans can hear? I too have that connection with titties and beer....

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Goddamn all you bastards posting...

I'm at work and can't really concentrate on the topic

Therefore, to make sure I answer all you bastards, I will no longer quote your posts while I'm at work.

Scottster: well you're.........

......

......

......





......

furrier than robin williams!!!!

And that's saying alot

Robin Williams? Did he just say Robin Williams?

I thought....thought we were close. And all I get is Robin Williams.

What's next? Scott, you're as sexy as Whoopie Goldberg?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You know how dogs respond to a whistle that is at a frequency far beyond what we as humans can hear? I too have that connection with titties and beer....

Who's titties?shock

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Robin Williams? Did he just say Robin Williams?

I thought....thought we were close. And all I get is Robin Williams.

What's next? Scott, you're as sexy as Whoopie Goldberg?

ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who's titties?shock

Just in general. I'm not picky.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Just in general. I'm not picky.

Whore.doped

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Whore.doped

Aww, thanks tramp! That is so sweet of you to say. hug

he's back?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Aww, thanks tramp! That is so sweet of you to say. hug

I don't say that to just anybody.blush2

Originally posted by Clovie
he's back?

For today anyhow.



Originally posted by LethalFemme
I don't say that to just anybody.blush2

If I liked shemales, I'd be all over you.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Robin Williams? Did he just say Robin Williams?

I thought....thought we were close. And all I get is Robin Williams.

What's next? Scott, you're as sexy as Whoopie Goldberg?

Pfff.....you WISH!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Whore.doped

Yes please! ........

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
For today anyhow.





If I liked shemales, I'd be all over you.

I'm taken anyway.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Pfff.....you WISH!



Yes please! ........

You offering?eyes

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Pfff.....you WISH!



Yes please! ........

Yes, for some odd reason I'd like to become a black woman with braided hair and a bad body.

Originally posted by Clovie
he's back?

Nope. This is all an illusion orchestrated by the same aliens that gave Scotty his first Anal probe.

woot

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
For today anyhow
give him a hug from me hug

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Nope. This is all an illusion orchestrated by the same aliens that gave Scotty his first Anal probe.

woot

Haha...I remember when you dressed up like that alien and did that to me....

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Nope. This is all an illusion orchestrated by the same aliens that gave Scotty his first Anal probe.

woot


jumpwoot

I hav no idea why am I so happy to see you

Because he is The Vlad

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You offering?eyes

sometimes... flirt1

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes, for some odd reason I'd like to become a black woman with braided hair and a bad body.

so....you're saying you want to braid your hair?

Originally posted by Syren
Because he has VD

shock

Originally posted by LethalFemme
shock

That makes no sense sweetie, you fail petpet

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
sometimes... flirt1



so....you're saying you want to braid your hair?

I might wanna buy.flirt

Originally posted by Syren
That makes no sense sweetie, you fail petpet

You smell like Bardock.schmoll

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You smell like Bardock.schmoll

Like strawberries and cream? droolio

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
sometimes... flirt1



so....you're saying you want to braid your hair?


I just lol'd.

Yes, by chance I would. Up for a slumber party?

Originally posted by Syren
Like strawberries and cream? droolio

Semen.ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I just lol'd.

Yes, by chance I would. Up for a slumber party?

Can I come?offtobed

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Semen.ermm



Can I come?offtobed

Not if you're going to try to get in between Vlad-pop and I.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Not if you're going to try to get in between Vlad-pop and I.

Fine I don't wanna anyways. I'll have my own.cry

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Haha...I remember when you dressed up like that alien and did that to me....

I admit to nothing.......alright, I did it....three times

Originally posted by Clovie
jumpwoot

I hav no idea why am I so happy to see you

Well, probably because you love me

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I just lol'd.

Yes, by chance I would. Up for a slumber party?

Let's go for it!!!!! I'll get the monkey and the 3 shells.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fine I don't wanna anyways. I'll have my own.cry

Hey hey hey, there ain't enough room in 'dis town for two Vladimirs!!!!

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I admit to nothing.......alright, I did it....three times





Let's go for it!!!!! I'll get the monkey and the 3 shells.



Listen, here's the deal. You quit your job and school, get some sort of social assistance and come back to KMC full time so that we can all have fun.

Btw...one of the shells......I was 'playing' with it......and I can't get it out.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Hey hey hey, there ain't enough room in 'dis town for two Vladimirs!!!!



I was talking about my own slumber party cause I'm not invited.weep

I'm coming to yours, Femme eyes

Originally posted by Syren
I'm coming to yours, Femme eyes

Thank you. You're a true friend.

You get the strippers.ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Listen, here's the deal. You quit your job and school, get some sort of social assistance and come back to KMC full time so that we can all have fun.

Btw...one of the shells......I was 'playing' with it......and I can't get it out.

Well DUUUUH!!!! God, Canadians are soooo last season!

That's what the monkey is for man!

pffft mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You strippers.ermm

Fixed your post for ya woot

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Well DUUUUH!!!! God, Canadians are soooo last season!

That's what the monkey is for man!

pffft mhm

The monkey is in there too.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Fixed your post for ya woot

You already have Scott.ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
The monkey is in there too.

That's the way it's supposed to be dummy!

Is it doing the tap dance yet?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You already have Scott.ermm

Pffft....everybody and their dog had Scott at some point....

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Pffft....everybody and their dog had Scott at some point....

So you want Kerry?ermm

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
That's the way it's supposed to be dummy!

Is it doing the tap dance yet?

I think he's dead. It's been 11 months.





Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Pffft....everybody and their dog had Scott at some point....

yes

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Well, probably because you love me oh yes. this must be THE reason kisses

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So you want Kerry?ermm

That's a rethorical question right? droolio

Actually, if we were put face to face I'd probably run away

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
That's a rethorical question right? droolio

Actually, if we were put face to face I'd probably run away

So would she.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I think he's dead. It's been 11 months.







yes

I think he's just morphing into something new...I left some food and water in there last time I got stuck just in case someone or something does that again, so I don't think he's dead

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I think he's just morphing into something new...I left some food and water in there last time I got stuck just in case someone or something does that again, so I don't think he's dead

Is that why I can hear bottles clinking when I walk?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So would she.

Yep, she'd run right after me.

Oh how blessed are we, the naive

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I wish the dumbass would come in here and see the outpouring of love for him.

He's so afraid that since he has all of those horrific facial deformaties now, not to mention the various STDs, that no one will want to talk to him.
That reminds me of the STD getting thread he once dared me to make... and the number of reports I got for it. in_love

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Is that why I can hear bottles clinking when I walk?

No, that's just because you're insane

Originally posted by Slay
That reminds me of the STD getting thread he once dared me to make... and the number of reports I got for it. in_love

I have NEVER done anything so insulting and ignorant, so PLEASE do not advertise me as being someone who I am NOT!!!!


link me up, I totally wanna read that again, it was so cool.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
That's a rethorical question right? droolio

Actually, if we were put face to face I'd probably run away

She's taken anyways.shrug

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I have NEVER done anything so insulting and ignorant, so PLEASE do not advertise me as being someone who I am NOT!!!!


link me up, I totally wanna read that again, it was so cool.
The search engine is all ****ed up.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
No, that's just because you're insane

Okay, but an entire bagel and some raisins fell out the other day. And a butter tart.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
She's taken anyways.shrug

Mmm....the chase is the fun part naughty

Originally posted by Slay
The search engine is all ****ed up.

When was it NOT? Isn't there some kind of option to find all the threads started by yourself?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
tart.

mmm......slang droolio

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Mmm....the chase is the fun part naughty



When was it NOT? Isn't there some kind of option to find all the threads started by yourself?

Whatcha gonna do if ya catch her?eyes

Go into your profile and click on the link that says"Find All Threads"

Hey, Wicker. Did you meet Lord Urizen, yet?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Whatcha gonna do if ya catch her?eyes

Go into your profile and click on the link that says"Find All Threads"

thanks for the tip

well....I'd probably run away the moment she starts talking

Brittish girls scare me since I had my last experience with one But then again she was from Yorkshire so that might have something to do with it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hey, Wicker. Did you meet Lord Urizen, yet?

I think so, a while ago when I logged in for like 20 minutes or something. I actually have all the new spawn comics so I'll probably update the thread soon enough, but not sure when yet

Why you askin? Was he lookin for me to kill me cause this town ain't big enough for two Urizens?

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
thanks for the tip

well....I'd probably run away the moment she starts talking

Brittish girls scare me since I had my last experience with one But then again she was from Yorkshire so that might have something to do with it.

Was she the one with the massive sweater meat?

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
thanks for the tip

well....I'd probably run away the moment she starts talking

Brittish girls scare me since I had my last experience with one But then again she was from Yorkshire so that might have something to do with it.

Whats with Yorkshire?

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=363980

We were so noobish back then. leftright

Originally posted by Slay
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=363980

We were so noobish back then. leftright

A few months before my time.cry


Btw I reported you for posting that link.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
A few months before my time.cry


Btw I reported you for posting that link.ermm
Pfft, you wouldn't even dare to think of trying. ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Was she the one with the massive sweater meat?

That was indeed the one. I see you remember about her droolio

Originally posted by Slay
Pfft, you wouldn't even dare to think of trying. ermm

Didermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Didermm
zOMG, plz dont i have no rl!oneone! icon5

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I think so, a while ago when I logged in for like 20 minutes or something. I actually have all the new spawn comics so I'll probably update the thread soon enough, but not sure when yet

Why you askin? Was he lookin for me to kill me cause this town ain't big enough for two Urizens?

No, he is the Anti-Christ (and not the good kind)

But you have almost the same name. Which is sexy.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
That was indeed the one. I see you remember about her droolio

I remember things like that. And how you have 4 testicles and a vagina as well.

I'm funny that way.

Originally posted by Slay
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=363980

We were so noobish back then. leftright

W00T!!!!

woot


hehehe.....mreow baby flirt1