Who Has the Most Useless Mutant Power Ever?

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batdude123
The most pointless, stupid, useless, etc.... any ideas?

Swanky-Tuna
There's this one guy with the power to make repeat threads because he didn't use the search.

batdude123
embarrasment

The Pict
Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
There's this one guy with the power to make repeat threads because he didn't use the search.

never heard of that guy, what's his name.

Blue_Hefner
Beast.

Flammable Fun
Beast is extremely useful. When he started pwning all those mutants in the battle field, I was laughing so hard...

Just for the sake of this thread, it's Angel.

Blue_Hefner
Oh he has the ability to fight.How amazing.

Sans_Fi
Kid Omega (film version). Thats just stupid, and he seems to be threatening when he meets Pyro... It reminds me to Meg Griffin's growing nails power...

steverules
lol I have that episode.

willRules
Originally posted by Blue_Hefner
Oh he has the ability to fight.How amazing.


He beat a robot that knows every X-man's weakness smile He is the mansions resident genius. He is severely underestimated.

steverules
when he says a robot that meant the x-men's weakness he meant Danger

Darth Martin
Originally posted by Blue_Hefner
Beast.

WTF Beast is the 2nd best xmen.

Fiann@
Originally posted by Sans_Fi
Kid Omega (film version). Thats just stupid, and he seems to be threatening when he meets Pyro... It reminds me to Meg Griffin's growing nails power... Kid Omega was in the movies? confused

Icicle
Originally posted by Flammable Fun
Beast is extremely useful. When he started pwning all those mutants in the battle field, I was laughing so hard...

Just for the sake of this thread, it's Angel.

I don't think it's Angel.... smile

Darth Jello
Cypher/Doug Ramsey and now he's dead.

The Pict
it was pretty sweet seeing beast beat danger and i didn't see kid omega in the movie.
The most useless mutant power belongs to jazz who has blue skin and thats it.

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Fiann@
Kid Omega was in the movies? confused

The guy we all thought was Quill...

cain marko
i agree with cypher. or pyro if he is in battle and had no flames....he would suck

ExodusCloak
Sammy the Squid Boy hands down. I say good riddance...

http://www.marvel.com/universe/Squid-Boy

fruits
the ability to sneeze on command

Black Rob
The Elephant Man

mYsTiquE_DuDe
BEAST!FREAKIN STUPID ,DULL ,HORRIBLE MUTANT..

masterkit
BUTS BEAST FEET ARE LIKE SUPER ENORMAS


come on peeple-thats got to count for somtin

ReverendM@k@shi
Originally posted by mYsTiquE_DuDe
BEAST!FREAKIN STUPID ,DULL ,HORRIBLE MUTANT..

Beast rocks. Phat was pointless. Ooohhhh you can stretch fat deposits!!!!!!!!!!

masterkit
BIG FEET


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Happy Dance dance Happy Dance dance

Darth Vicious
Beast along with Moira McTaggert discovered the cure for the Legacy Virus, he is very usefull to the X-men. He kicked ass in the movie. Strong Guy is a pretty useless character.

T.M
The kid that blinks to change the TV channel..

chucktaylor
I agree with T.M.!!!! Hahhahahahaha!

"Now I will detroy you by opening the television!!!"

Tan-tan-Taaaaaan!!!!

The Pict
Originally posted by mYsTiquE_DuDe
BEAST!FREAKIN STUPID ,DULL ,HORRIBLE MUTANT..


BEAST!FREAKIN INTELLIGENT ,WITTY ,STRONG MUTANT..

zonmoy
jaz formerly from district x and untill killed was one of the 198. his only power was that he was blue.

also the guy from district x who would take root every time he fell asleep.

and the insect eating lady from district x.

there were undoubtedly a lot more useless to dangerous to the user powers in the comics.

Blue_Hefner
Originally posted by Darth Vicious
Beast along with Moira McTaggert discovered the cure for the Legacy Virus, he is very usefull to the X-men. He kicked ass in the movie. Strong Guy is a pretty useless character.
Sure but fighting isn't his mutant power. The only he got by becoming a mutant is blue skin. How useful is that?

T.M
Originally posted by Blue_Hefner
Sure but fighting isn't his mutant power. The only he got by becoming a mutant is blue skin. How useful is that?

His main mutation is that his hands and feet are bigger.. this gives him superhuman strength, agility, speed, stamina and reflexes... he also has heightened senses and a genius level IQ...

how can that be useless ?

MattDay
its not, u'd think these guys would have read a comic before, wouldnt ya?

thorncrawler
i think ugly john is fairly poor!!! three faces thats it!

batdude123
Squirrel Girl. no expression

X-MEN:Cerebro
Spike.

batdude123
Who's Spike? blink

InnerRise
The guy in the forest that threw sticks out of his arms at Wolverine.

is it comprehensible.....

batdude123
Originally posted by InnerRise
The guy in the forest that threw sticks out of his arms at Wolverine.

is it comprehensible.....

Oh, that guy. big grin

chucktaylor
How about Squid Boy?

The Pict
Originally posted by chucktaylor
How about Squid Boy?


what about me??

Disappear
hector rendoza, aka wraith, of the "interim x-men." his surprising inability to make anything but his skin invisible was kind of pointless.

and beast's mutation appears to be a regressive tracking of evolution's dominant species(es). first the neanderthal, then the great apes, now a big ****ing cat. given the strength and deftness of movement it provides him, he's pretty damn useful.

sithsaber408
Originally posted by LanceWindu
The guy we all thought was Quill...

Yeah, that was the gayest character ever.

I'd rather have the kid who can change channels over him. stick out tongue

InnerRise
Leech.

is it comprehensible.....

Darth Macabre
Originally posted by InnerRise
Leech.

is it comprehensible.....

Leech? Are you serious? He's crazy powerful...He's not useless at all.

I would have to go with Gazer...With his amazing ability to eat radiation.

The Pict
its gotta be jazz, he has no mutant power but has blue mutant skin. pointless.

Darth Macabre
Originally posted by X-MEN:Cerebro
Spike.

Spyke was no joke in X-Men: Evo though...He could extend his bones out and create an exoskeleton...Also lit the tips of his bones on fire before he shoots them out.

Disappear

Darth Jello
Yeah, Jazz, at least doug ramsey could translate any language

capt it up
Blue man easiliy. his power is to be blue lol

Pyro Tyrannus
Quill and Phat.

batdude123
Who's Phat? blink

Pyro Tyrannus
Phat was a mutant who could stretch fat reserves to make himself larger in height, weight, and girth.

batdude123
Originally posted by Pyro Tyrannus
Phat was a mutant who could stretch fat reserves to make himself larger in height, weight, and girth.

That's A LOT better than Jazz.

Pyro Tyrannus
Originally posted by batdude123
That's A LOT better than Jazz.

ZOMG! Jazz's blue skin pwnz all doz stoopid nerdz!!! LOL! Jazz does suck though. . .what do you guys think of my new sig?

batdude123
It's pretty good. thumb up

Big Sexy
The kid who just stuck out his togue in X-2

Darth Macabre
Originally posted by batdude123
Who's Phat? blink

The guy who squezzed himself into that chair during X-3

batdude123
Originally posted by Big Sexy
The kid who just stuck out his togue in X-2

Artie? The Morlock?

Flammable Fun
If Squid Boy's the guy from X2 with the blue tongue, then yes, him.

ExodusCloak
Originally posted by ExodusCloak
Sammy the Squid Boy hands down. I say good riddance...

http://www.marvel.com/universe/Squid-Boy

Nope, here's more info on Sammy the Squid boy, he's even more pathetic then that guy from the X-3 movie.

Doc Ock
Movie Rogue. Her touch of death power is lame IMO.

For any skilled mutant with a decent power, it wouldn't be at all hard to keep her from touching you.

batdude123
Originally posted by Doc Ock
Movie Rogue. Her touch of death power is lame IMO.

For any skilled mutant with a decent power, it wouldn't be at all hard to keep her from touching you.

Yeah, she was pretty lame in the movies.

Uneeklyconfused

T.M
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
4)Styles: Can control the movement and color of her individual strands of hair to create any hair style she wishes.

5)Quackster: Can perfectly imitate the sound of any duck in the world with such fidelity that it can even fool the ducks themselves!

eek! they are awesome.. Usefull... no but still very cool..

batdude123
Magneto stick out tongue

Viviane Hor
I got a few guys here
1.beast--He just fight around like a ninja. So?
2.angel--he got a giant wings and fly around. So?
3.rouge--Can say she's a dangerous guy. If she really can't kiss her boyfriend, her wonderfull life may be wasted.

InnerRise
Originally posted by Viviane Hor
I got a few guys here
1.beast--He just fight around like a ninja. So?
2.angel--he got a giant wings and fly around. So?
3.rouge--Can say she's a dangerous guy. If she really can't kiss her boyfriend, her wonderfull life may be wasted.

?

is it comprehensible.....

Darth Macabre
Originally posted by Viviane Hor

2.angel--he got a giant wings and fly around. So?


You're joking right?

batdude123
Really, I mean Angel also has a healing factor, super speed, and enhanced reflexes. yes

T.M
Originally posted by batdude123
Magneto stick out tongue

I agree... roll eyes (sarcastic)

chucktaylor
The last few posts were jokes right???

batdude123
Yes.

chucktaylor
Thank Jesus.

InnerRise
Ha. I know right.

is it comprehensible.....

batdude123
Why do you say "is it comprehensible....." after every post? blink

Pyro Tyrannus
Originally posted by batdude123
Why do you say "is it comprehensible....." after every post? blink

Yeah InnerRise. . .Why not put it under your sig?

Phoenix Forever
that does get annying when u read it alot...

Rave X
Skin and some dude that can grow another head

Xirius
Originally posted by thorncrawler
i think ugly john is fairly poor!!! three faces thats it!

I was going to say that smile

IceDragon
The stupid spiky dude in the third movie. the only way he could do anything was if he got real close like he did to that woman and shoot those stupid spikes out of his skin like a stupid rodent.

Darth Macabre
Originally posted by IceDragon
The stupid spiky dude in the third movie. the only way he could do anything was if he got real close like he did to that woman and shoot those stupid spikes out of his skin like a stupid rodent.

So you think his power's are more useless then let's say someone who has the amazing gift of being blue?

Kaos sebaceous
i think its angel i hate him he is so rretarded in x3 he does nothing in the movie except save his father at the end he is useless intil he is archangel

InnerRise
I don't your answer answers the real question.

It's who had the most useless power. Not "who you think was underused in X3". I'm sure there's another thread for that in here somewhere.

is it comprehensible.....

Darth Macabre
Originally posted by Kaos sebaceous
i think its angel i hate him he is so rretarded in x3 he does nothing in the movie except save his father at the end he is useless intil he is archangel

Angel? Useless?...That's to funny.

batdude123
laughing no expression

capt it up
Originally posted by batdude123
Why do you say "is it comprehensible....." after every post? blink
I agree it rather annoying

batdude123
Originally posted by capt it up
I agree it rather annoying

yes

faradayslaw
I was waiting for Angel to say something like "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful", then fly away while looking into a hand mirror.

apoc001
Most useless? What about that kid who operates TVs by blinking?

Dr.Variant
cypher. his power is ****ing math. MATH. what the **** good is that

Dr.Variant
Originally posted by Kaos sebaceous
i think its angel i hate him he is so rretarded in x3 he does nothing in the movie except save his father at the end he is useless intil he is archangel

dont knock the character by shitty writing and directing in x3. angel kicks ass

Kaos sebaceous
Originally posted by Dr.Variant
dont knock the character by shitty writing and directing in x3. angel kicks ass

welll in the comics he does i think in the movies hes just has the gayest part ever

zerker
Always thought Jubilee was pretty lame.

Darth Macabre
Originally posted by zerker
Always thought Jubilee was pretty lame.

So detonation of matter on an atomic scale is lame and useless to you?...Right.

katie_girl09
I think Toad is pretty useless personally. But I notice that a lot of people are mentioning characters that they just don't like.

Darth Macabre
Originally posted by katie_girl09
I think Toad is pretty useless personally. But I notice that a lot of people are mentioning characters that they just don't like.

Most of these people posting don't even know the peoples power...They're just going by how they look.

Ieatbabies
Say the X-universe never had existed and I lived in a wolrd where people were still mutants but there weren't any teams...Then I would have to say that Cyclops has a very useless power. It's only used for destruction and I would not join the army any time soon so I don't know how I would use it.

If that scenario wasn't going on then I would say the mutant (who's name I forget at the moment) who has the power to translate/speak any language is very worthless in terms of using in a battle. It could actually get you very far in the real world to have a power like that though.

-Ri-
Beak
he has the abiltiy to have a beak...and feathers.
woo.

batdude123
bump

stickman618
meggan

she just looks like whatever the people closest to her want her to look like
if she was in the antarctic she could grow thick fur....but why would she go there in the first place?

jdea
movie wise, of all three the spike faced kid, or is it Kid Omega or Quill?

stickman618
Beak

he has a beak
he's covered in feathers
but the retard can't even fly

batdude123
What about Jazz? His only power is to turn blue.

Alfheim
You all know nothing. I was reading this Captain Britain comic and there was this mutant with the power to explode. Except the mutant was a baby and when it exploded it killed itself and disfigured this guy.

Apart from that its between Angel and Cypher. Why do you think they killed Cypher? I think his powers were used so he could build stuff I think.

Theres angel...well why do you think they turned him into death? I mean until then all he could do is fly and look good. In terms of combat he really was almost ****ing useless. I mean when you think about it if you got into a fight with those wings there so big someone could easily target them.

Phoenix Forever
Angel also has healing powers he could heal himself and others...

Kaos sebaceous
could he heal before he turned into archangel?

batdude123
Yep.

Kaos sebaceous
oooooo

stickman618
Originally posted by Kaos sebaceous
could he heal before he turned into archangel?

don't listen to batdude

he couldn't, lets have a recap

wing buds at twelve
first flight during college
lost wings during fight
got metallic wings from apocalypse and turned blue
got original wings back
had his life energies drained

it was after this event that his skin turned back to normal and he got healing powers

Grimm22
Me sad

The power to stay up all night and waste my life on comic book forums stick out tongue

xmarksthespot
Originally posted by Dr.Variant
cypher. his power is ****ing math. MATH. what the **** good is that Originally posted by stickman618
meggan

she just looks like whatever the people closest to her want her to look like
if she was in the antarctic she could grow thick fur....but why would she go there in the first place? Originally posted by Alfheim
You all know nothing.
Originally posted by Alfheim
Apart from that its between Angel and Cypher. Why do you think they killed Cypher? I think his powers were used so he could build stuff I think.
no expression

Alfheim
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
no expression

Now what do you want?

xmarksthespot
That's not Cypher's power.

The "You all know nothing." was very ironic.

N.B. nor is Meggan just an ordinary shapeshifter.

The most useless power is easily being blue, or being Beak.

ScarletPheonix
Jazz..... the mutant with Blue SKin.....His Only power Yeah he is a wast of marvel space i dont understand why they let him maintain his powers

Alfheim
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
That's not Cypher's power.


I have not read anything about Cypher for a hundred years. What is his power?


Originally posted by xmarksthespot
The "You all know nothing." was very ironic.


Man I was joking its the sort of thing Jeremy Clarkson says on Top Gear.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot

The most useless power is easily being blue, or being Beak.

Ok yeah, but you did not see my post about the baby mutant blowing up?

Alfheim
Whoa, whoa , whoa...xmarksthespot....on second thoughts are you telling me that the power to blow yourself up as a baby is less useless than turning blue and having a beak....and again you failed to notice this important point.

xmarksthespot
Originally posted by Alfheim
I have not read anything about Cypher for a hundred years. What is his power?Instant comprehension of languages, written, spoken, nonverbal, human, alien, computer, not useful in a fight but still useful.
Originally posted by Alfheim
Man I was joking its the sort of thing Jeremy Clarkson says on Top Gear. Jeremy Clarkson has the presence and the knowledge to pull it off though.Originally posted by Alfheim
Ok yeah, but you did not see my post about the baby mutant blowing up? One, I don't know if this mutant actually exists or what exactly you mean. Two, being blue is still more useless. As is being Beak.

Alfheim
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Instant comprehension of languages, written, spoken, nonverbal, human, alien, computer, not useful in a fight but still useful.



Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Jeremy Clarkson has the presence and the knowledge to pull it off though.


Yeah whatever

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
One, I don't know if this mutant actually exists or what exactly you mean.

Two, being blue is still more useless. As is being Beak.

I couldn't careless wether you know wether this mutant exists or not. I said its in Captain Britain, I think this is the series written by Alan Moore in the 80s.


Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Two, being blue is still more useless. As is being Beak.


let me get this straight a mutant power that makes you explode before you can grow up is less useless than being able to turn blue and having a beak?

Well nightcrawler has purple or blue skin and uses it for camoflage in the dark. A beak is pretty useless but can be used as a weapon to peck someone on the head.

xmarksthespot
Not to turn blue or to have a beak.

Jazz's power is being blue-skinned. That's all.
Beak is Beak. He's pathetic.

Nightcrawler has short blue fur and also a permanent appearance of shadow because of his connection to another dimension, that allows him to blend into shadows.

Alfheim
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Not to turn blue or to have a beak.


Huh?


Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Jazz's power is being blue-skinned. That's all.


Yes but blue is near to black it could be use as camouflage in the dark. Yeah its a crap power but it can be still used.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Beak is Beak. He's pathetic.



The post is not who is the most useless mutant but who has the most useless power. Beak could learn martial arts and use his beak as a weapon, still pretty useless but better than a power that kills you before you can reach puberty...so.....


Originally posted by Alfheim


let me get this straight a mutant power that makes you explode before you can grow up is less useless than being able to turn blue and having a beak?

xmarksthespot
Beak's mutant power is to have birdlike features without flight. Ironic and pathetic, and highly useless.

Jazz is blue. Useless. Unless he's standing in an Intel commercial he's not blending in anywhere.

Something that explodes is a useful weapon.

Alfheim
Originally posted by xmarksthespot


Something that explodes is a useful weapon.

The mutant was a baby the power killed him before it could grow up., the mutant died as a baby. That is more useful than turnning blue and having a beak?


Originally posted by xmarksthespot


Jazz is blue. Useless. Unless he's standing in an Intel commercial he's not blending in anywhere.


So your telling me that he cant use blue to blend in the dark?


Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Beak's mutant power is to have birdlike features without flight. Ironic and pathetic, and highly useless./B]

Yes, but he cant learn martial arts and use the beak as a weapon?

xmarksthespot
Originally posted by Alfheim
The mutant was a baby the power killed him before it could grow up., the mutant died as a baby. That is more useful than turnning blue and having a beak?Nameless mutant baby who can explode is more useful than Beak or Jazz. Nameless mutant baby isn't even really relevant considering he's a nameless mutant baby which you can't give the name of or give the comic and issue in which he/she/it appeared.
Originally posted by Alfheim
So your telling me that he cant use blue to blend in the dark?He doesn't turn blue. He has blue skin. That's all.
Originally posted by Alfheim
Yes, but he cant learn martial arts and use the beak as a weapon? That doesn't make his power useful, that makes martial arts useful.

Alfheim
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Nameless mutant baby who can explode is more useful than Beak or Jazz. Nameless mutant baby isn't even really relevant considering he's a nameless mutant baby which you can't give the name of or give the comic and issue in which he/she/it appeared.
He doesn't turn blue. He has blue skin. That's all.
That doesn't make his power useful, that makes martial arts useful.

*sigh*

Whatever

Alfheim
I'll get you later....GRRRRR

JaehSkywalker
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Beak's mutant power is to have birdlike features without flight. Ironic and pathetic, and highly useless.

Jazz is blue. Useless. Unless he's standing in an Intel commercial he's not blending in anywhere.

Something that explodes is a useful weapon.

agreed

Alfheim
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
agreed

Yeah but the power did not enable him to grow up to utilize it, the mutant died as a baby.

Alfheim
Ok this is the way I see it you can think what you like.

Jazz is just blue. Crap power but since it is near to black he can blend in the dark.

Beak ****ing useless , but can use his beak as a weapon in martial arts.

The baby the worst one because it kills him before he can grow up and even use the power.

Brian Oswald
What about the guy that had three faces on his face? confused

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