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I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall...


AND -


I've never licked a spark plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I dont look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

Ive never been to California
and Ive never kissed a shark
and Ive never went running just for fun
and Ive never seen a troll with green hair
and Ive never swam in the Pacific Ocean
and Ive never learned the Russian language


and...


Ive never accepted money for a favor
and Ive never let a squirrel tickle my nose
and Ive never received white roses
and Ive never been on a picnic
and Ive never been to Canada
and ive never been hugged by a horse.

zOMG a Calvin avy! tiger003

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Ive never been to California
and Ive never kissed a shark
and Ive never went running just for fun
and Ive never seen a troll with green hair
and Ive never swam in the Pacific Ocean
and Ive never learned the Russian language


and...


Ive never accepted money for a favor
and Ive never let a squirrel tickle my nose
and Ive never received white roses
and Ive never been on a picnic
and Ive never been to Canada
and ive never been hugged by a horse.

Hm...I've done all of those things, except for the Canada thing.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hm...I've done all of those things, except for the Canada thing. yeah well you never been to North Carolina either and I have...

and England droolio

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Ive never been to California
and Ive never kissed a shark
and Ive never went running just for fun
and Ive never seen a troll with green hair
and Ive never swam in the Pacific Ocean
and Ive never learned the Russian language


and...


Ive never accepted money for a favor
and Ive never let a squirrel tickle my nose
and Ive never received white roses
and Ive never been on a picnic
and Ive never been to Canada
and ive never been hugged by a horse
and Ive never used an apostrophe.

Damn, I did all that stuff, good thing we are not drinking.

we could be drinking though

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
we could be drinking though I wish I was drinking right now.

Originally posted by Fiann@
I wish I was drinking right now. heya Ash hug....me too!

Ive never drank anything in Mexico.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
heya Ash hug....me too!

Ive never drank anything in Mexico. Hey shell kisses how are you?

Same here.

Hehe, girls making out, hehe.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
heya Ash hug....me too!

Ive never drank anything in Mexico.

Especially the water.

Originally posted by Fiann@
Hey shell kisses how are you?

Same here. Originally posted by Fiann@
Hey shell kisses how are you?

Same here. Im good. kisses... and you?

Ive never had a white puppy. ( sorry...just thinking about my nevers )




Originally posted by Bardock42
Hehe, girls making out, hehe. Ive never made out with a girl in person....yet.


Originally posted by LanceWindu
Especially the water. Ive never eaten in Mexico either.

I've never eaten Mexico.

Hehe, girls cyber-making-out, hehe.

Ive never eaten a poodle


with cams .... or its just a story on the board.

I've never had ten women in one bed.....

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Ive never eaten a poodle


with cams .... or its just a story on the board.

I have never been eaten by a poodle

I like apples.....

I have never sang my ABC's while standing on my head in the nude...

Originally posted by Bardock42
I have never been eaten by a poodle

I like apples..... Originally posted by LanceWindu
I have never sang my ABC's while standing on my head in the nude... there are first for times for everything I think



I've never colored my hair blond.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I have never sang my ABC's while standing on my head in the nude...

Aww guys...come on.....you're killing me

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Im good. kisses... and you?

Ive never had a white puppy. ( sorry...just thinking about my nevers )



I'm good thanks, in the middle of exams disgust

I've never gone skinny dipping.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
there are first for times for everything I think



I've never colored my hair blond.

*thinks about actually doing it*

I've never laughed so hard, milk came out my nose.

I've never spoiled anybodys fun because it has been done in the Lost Forum before.....hehe

Originally posted by Bardock42
Aww guys...come on.....you're killing me Ive never killed anyone.

Originally posted by Fiann@
I'm good thanks, in the middle of exams disgust

I've never gone skinny dipping. blah ... sucks ass I know.


Ive never kissed a teacher.


Originally posted by LanceWindu
*thinks about actually doing it*

I've never laughed so hard, milk came out my nose.

Ive never laughed so hard that any liquid came from my nose.




maybe Im weird.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Ive never killed anyone.

blah ... sucks ass I know.


Ive never kissed a teacher.




Ive never laughed so hard that any liquid came from my nose.




maybe Im weird.

Yes. Yes you are.

I've never shot a whale from the safety of my car.

I've never said never.....except that one.....and that one...damn!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes. Yes you are.

I've never shot a whale from the safety of my car. you never turned this weirdness away now have you


Ive never eaten green eggs and ham.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
you never turned this weirdness away now have you


Ive never eaten green eggs and ham.

No, I have never done that.

I've never licked my elbow.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And thusly, I will never EVER ask you to marry me again. schmoll

Ill never say it again weep




















DAMN!

Ive never paid full attention in class.

I've never fallen asleep in class.

i've never eating a human face
i've never touched a human poop
i've never blah blah

blah blah blah

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I have never sang my ABC's while standing on my head in the nude...

You mean that wasn't you last night??? icon5

evillaugh

Originally posted by silver_tears
You mean that wasn't you last night??? icon5

Should it have been?

I had my fingers crossed.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I had my fingers crossed.

Hmm...maybe tonight.

Too late, moment's passed mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Too late, moment's passed mhm

Fine, whatever. mhm

I've never gone to Cali.

ive never been further west than florida

I've never been outside the US.

I've never honestly worn the sweater vest Kenny made for me.....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I've never honestly worn the sweater vest Kenny made for me.....

All 50 of them? We are SO through!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
All 50 of them? We are SO through!

No, just the one that says "I'm Ken's biotch"

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No, just the one that says "I'm Ken's biotch"

Oh, I never expected you to wear that one.

*puts on his "I'm a Moose's B!tch" sweater vest*

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Oh, I never expected you to wear that one.

*puts on his "I'm a Moose's B!tch" sweater vest*

Problem is, that it brings out my eyes....

Ken's ma bii-iiitch! Ken's ma biii-iiitch!!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Problem is, that it brings out my eyes....

Ken's ma bii-iiitch! Ken's ma biii-iiitch!!

You mean brown?

Don't expect me to be your b!tch forever though. mhm

Umm, I'll have you know that I brought Ken far and square in an Auction, so technically he is my b.itch.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You mean brown?

Don't expect me to be your b!tch forever though. mhm

Funny as it seems, that damn brown vest brings out my blue eyes, yes.

We've got tonight, who needs tomooooorrroow?

Originally posted by Fiann@
Umm, I'll have you know that I brought Ken far and square in an Auction, so technically he is my b.itch.

Sorry, old habits die hard...

*strips off his B!tch sweater vest*

*lays his head in Fianna's lap*

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You mean brown?

Don't expect me to be your b!tch forever though. mhm Dibs on the next week for ken to be my biatch

Originally posted by Fiann@
Umm, I'll have you know that I brought Ken far and square in an Auction, so technically he is my b.itch.

You can have that two timing cumquot....

I've never been on a roller coaster.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Sorry, old habits die hard...

*strips off his B!tch sweater vest*

*lays his head in Fianna's lap*

Fukking lap dog... disgust

wavey

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Dibs on the next week for ken to be my biatch

Nope, Fianna bought the lifetime guarantee.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You can have that two timing cumquot....

mhm

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
I've never been on a roller coaster.

You have to! icon5

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Fukking lap dog... disgust

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
wavey

I've never gone out for Lattes with a dwarf.

Originally posted by LanceWindu




You have to! icon5






No...I don't want my intestines all jumbled up.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy

No...I don't want my intestines all jumbled up.

they wont be no2 theyre sooo much fun

Originally posted by Punkyhermy

No...I don't want my intestines all jumbled up.

I used to think the same way and was scared of them until I was like 11. Now I can't get enough of roller coasters.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I've never gone out for Lattes with a dwarf.

I just saw "lap dog" and I rush here....

I've never sipped alcohol.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I just saw "lap dog" and I rush here....

You are such a lapdog.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I used to think the same way and was scared of them until I was like 11. Now I can't get enough of roller coasters.

same here, i didnt go on one until i was like 11 or 12

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
they wont be no2 theyre sooo much fun

They are not safe tho. Their effects aren't like immeadiately obvious...but a heart attack or a brain rupture a week later after the ride doesn't mean it wasn't triggered by that.

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Dibs on the next week for ken to be my biatch Give me a diamond necklace and you can have him for a day or two.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Nope, Fianna bought the lifetime guarantee.



mhm



You have to! icon5



I dont even care cry

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I used to think the same way and was scared of them until I was like 11. Now I can't get enough of roller coasters.

I rode a water splashing one in Six Flags once and it wasn't even a roller coaster....justa coaster...I almost got a heart attack....

Originally posted by Fiann@
Give me a diamond necklace and you can have him for a day or two.

I'll give you that white gold and diamond ring earlier if you don't pawn me off to...him. fear

Originally posted by Fiann@
Give me a diamond necklace and you can have him for a day or two. I could make a very dirty and almost disrespectful remark right here....

but i wont....just for you though











damn this is a hard one not to use








damnit




ermm

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
I rode a water splashing one in Six Flags once and it wasn't even a roller coaster....justa coaster...I almost got a heart attack....

Wimp.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Wimp.

Idiot.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'll give you that white gold and diamond ring earlier if you don't pawn me off to...him. fear Ahhh, I'd have to refuse though. Alot of other things would come with the ring.

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
I could make a very dirty and almost disrespectful remark right here....

but i wont....just for you though











damn this is a hard one not to use








damnit




ermm

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
I could make a very dirty and almost disrespectful remark right here....

but i wont....just for you though











damn this is a hard one not to use








damnit




ermm

She said diamond...not pearl.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
She said diamond...not pearl. No.....i had a good one lined up....


same line though...but i was going to say it funnier...


but i wont.....

glare

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
I've never sipped alcohol.

Does that mean you drink it in big gulps?

Originally posted by Fiann@
Ahhh, I'd have to refuse though. Alot of other things would come with the ring.





mhm You refuse for now...

In the meantime I'll have to give you 3 diamond necklaces to keep you from pawning me off.

I never had the chance to join the Air Force, because of my allergic reaction to hay fever.

(They had their arms crossed, sour faces, and they basically kicked my ass out the door. Now I'm a straight A college student with a upcoming Bachelor's in Veterniary studies. Boo-yah Air Farce!)

Originally posted by aclj
I never had the chance to join the Air Force, because of my allergic reaction to hay fever.

(They had their arms crossed, sour faces, and they basically kicked my ass out the door. Now I'm a straight A college student with a upcoming Bachelor's in Veterniary studies. Boo-yah Air Farce!) I'm proud of you ermm

Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
Does that mean you drink it in big gulps?

I don't drink.

I've never gone scuba diving.

me either

i never got drunk

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
No.....i had a good one lined up....


same line though...but i was going to say it funnier...


but i wont.....

glare Go for it. Let's see what happens

Originally posted by Fiann@
Go for it. Let's see what happens fear



*runs away* bag

Originally posted by LanceWindu
mhm You refuse for now...

In the meantime I'll have to give you 3 diamond necklaces to keep you from pawning me off.

And always.

Thanks love. I hope they are Dior or Cartier?

Originally posted by Fiann@
Go for it. Let's see what happens

*prepares to see what would happen*

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
I don't drink.

I've never gone scuba diving.

Well that's no fun.

I've never smoked a fine cuban cigar.

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
fear



*runs away* bag Run little boy, run. evillaugh

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I just saw "lap dog" and I rush here....

Because you want one or are one?

Originally posted by Fiann@
I've never smoked a fine cuban cigar.

Run little boy, run. evillaugh *stays*


ermm

Originally posted by Fiann@
And always.

Thanks love. I hope they are Dior or Cartier?

Pfft, you'll change your mind eventually. schmoll cry

Cartier of course.

I've never had a threesome.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Pfft, you'll change your mind eventually. schmoll cry

Cartier of course.

I've never had a threesome.

Ken, you've never even had a twosome.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ken, you've never even had a twosome. owned

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ken, you've never even had a twosome.

Shows what you know, ex Master.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Pfft, you'll change your mind eventually. schmoll cry

Cartier of course.

I've never had a threesome.

That's what you think.

I'm gonna find myself a rich husband who I can suck dry.

Originally posted by Fiann@
That's what you think.

I'm gonna find myself a rich husband who I can suck dry.

Succubus!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Succubus! More like a skank dat wants yo $$$, YO!

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
More like a skank dat wants yo $$$, YO! Damn right, and proud of it. Why shouldn't he pay my way while I set up my own business?

Originally posted by Fiann@
Damn right, and proud of it. Why shouldn't he pay my way while I set up my own business? You'd still be giving him action, right? naughty

Originally posted by Fiann@
That's what you think.

I'm gonna find myself a rich husband who I can suck dry.


That's so hot. droolio

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
You'd still be giving him action, right? naughty Of course. Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That's so hot. droolio And quite wrong now that I read it back.

Originally posted by Fiann@
Of course. And quite wrong now that I read it back.

You do that ALL the time. Double Entendres. It's amusing and charming. And wood inspiring. droolio

Originally posted by Fiann@
Of course. And quite wrong now that I read it back.

*gets rich*

I noticed it the first time I read it, but decided not to make mention.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You do that ALL the time. Double Entendres. It's amusing and charming. And wood inspiring. droolio I'm so glad I inspire your wood.

I shall try to think up some more to send your way. But usually I don't realise they happen. Much like good photography.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*gets rich*

I noticed it the first time I read it, but decided not to make mention.

Why not?

Originally posted by Fiann@
I'm so glad I inspire your wood.

I shall try to think up some more to send your way. But usually I don't realise they happen. Much like good photography.



Why not?

Because I thought it was quite a bit more funny for you to find out how dirty your mind was working without you realizing.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Because I thought it was quite a bit more funny for you to find out how dirty your mind was working without you realizing. My mind is not dirty, it is just misunderstood. schmoll

i never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance Not a spider monkey

but an ape..... you haven't done anything untill you've done an ape

thats my motto

Originally posted by Fiann@
My mind is not dirty, it is just misunderstood. schmoll

Nah, it could use a good cleansing.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Nah, it could use a good cleansing. Once I have sex I'm sure it will righten itself. The balance will be restored.

Originally posted by Fiann@
Once I have sex I'm sure it will righten itself. The balance will be restored.

I'm not saying you should have it cleansed though. I like it. droolio

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm not saying you should have it cleansed though. I like it. droolio Needs a cleansing though, it's getting hot in here.

Originally posted by Fiann@
Once I have sex I'm sure it will righten itself. The balance will be restored. Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm not saying you should have it cleansed though. I like it. droolio Originally posted by Fiann@
Needs a cleansing though, it's getting hot in here.


*starts to sweat*

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
*starts to sweat* *places a fan next to him and switches it on*

Now I have to go and do stuff over here. *walks away*

I've never met someone from the internet.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I've never met someone from the internet. eyes

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
eyes flirt1

I met Syren. eyes

Originally posted by Fiann@
flirt1

I met Syren. eyes Go on shock

please do continue

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Go on shock And.....I met her. shock

this better end up in sex. glare

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
this better end up in sex. glare Sadly not.


ermm

Originally posted by Fiann@
Sadly not.


ermm Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, I can make something up if you like.

Fine cry

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Fine cry Okay.

*clears throat* One day, a young man named Maynard was out travelling in the woods when he came across a fallen tree. The tree had fallen on the cottage of four attractive and conveniently scantily clad young lasses. Devising a complicated system of pulleys, Maynard managed to lift the tree and rebuild the girl's house. They reward him with mulled wine, freshly baked buns and lot's of hot group sex.


The End.

*tucks Maynard into bed* Sweet dreams now.

Originally posted by Fiann@
Okay.

*clears throat* One day, a young man named Maynard was out travelling in the woods when he came across a fallen tree. The tree had fallen on the cottage of four attractive and conveniently scantily clad young lasses. Devising a complicated system of pulleys, Maynard managed to lift the tree and rebuild the girl's house. They reward him with mulled wine, freshly baked buns and lot's of hot group sex.


The End.

*tucks Maynard into bed* Sweet dreams now. Buns droolio

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Buns droolio Sticky buns. Yummy.

Originally posted by Fiann@
Sticky buns. Yummy. thats what i was going to say, but i thought it would seem too sexual


but STICKY BUNS droolio

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
eyes

No I don't want to meet you.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
No I don't want to meet you. Your words say no, but your......



your......


*runs away*

ermm

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
thats what i was going to say, but i thought it would seem too sexual


but STICKY BUNS droolio Is there such a thing as too sexual? Coming from you I mean.

*yawns*

I've never...........walked naked in my backyard.

Originally posted by Fiann@
Is there such a thing as too sexual? Coming from you I mean. nope naughty *gyrates pelvis*

ive never played football on the moon
or
eaten a soup sandwich

I never not procrastinated with math homework.

ive never played bass for metallica
ive never wrestled with a boa constrictor or a sumo
never smoked a cigarette either.