Question for the ladies

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=Mysta=-kILL
So I was wondering, what do you women prefer in a guy. Would you rather have him be a sensative caring man who cares about how people feel or how he makes them feel, or do your prefer the stong, scraggly, tough man that can take care of you and defend you.
I myself am a little bit of both, I am very sensative to others feelings, not sensative in a way that I cry about every little thing, but yes I do cry sometimes if something terrible, or really sad happens. Most of my friend are girls and they are because I find that girls make much better friends. They dont force peer pressure upon as most guys, and they are nice and caring, not to mention easy to talk to about anything. Some may consider me as metro-sexual. I think maybe I am because hey, I care about the way I look, I am a guy who uses a hairdryer after taking a shower. Not because I am femenine or anything, I just care about how I look.

So my question is: which do you prefer, tough or sensative?

Arachnoidfreak
This sounds like an ad in the personals section of the local paper.

debbiejo
I feel this is important to many ladies.

silver_tears
I'm not gonna lie, I can't stand men who cry, it's a huge turn off for me erm

Bardock42
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm not gonna lie, I can't stand men who cry, it's a huge turn off for me erm
But...but...cry

TOH
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm not gonna lie, I can't stand men who cry, it's a huge turn off for me erm

cry

*hides tears*

bag *sniff*

debbiejo
laughing out loud *slaps stupid men* STOP CRYING!! evil face

Bardock42
Originally posted by debbiejo
laughing out loud *slaps stupid men* STOP CRYING!! evil face

Undress.

debbiejo
This is were imagination is a bad thing........It says so in the bible....

Bardock42
Originally posted by debbiejo
This is were imagination is a bad thing........It says so in the bible....

What is this bible you people keep talking about anyways?

Normal Guy
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm not gonna lie, I can't stand men who cry, it's a huge turn off for me erm

I'm not gonna lie, I can't stand women who are insensitive bitches, it's a huge turn off to me wink

Bardock42
Originally posted by Normal Guy
I'm not gonna lie, I can't stand women who are insensitive bitches, it's a huge turn off to me wink

Uhhh....good one.

=Mysta=-kILL
haha so since that question whent down the drain smile

How about this one:

Ladies, Do you prefer a man who has a good ammount of hair on his body, or a man who has very little? Which brings me to: Do you think it is ok for a guy to get a wax job on his chest, back, stomach, or anywhere else if necissary?

Mindship
Originally posted by debbiejo
laughing out loud *slaps stupid men* STOP CRYING!! evil face

...ohh, yeahhh... naughty

Soleran
Originally posted by =Mysta=-kILL
So I was wondering, what do you women prefer in a guy. Would you rather have him be a sensative caring man who cares about how people feel or how he makes them feel, or do your prefer the stong, scraggly, tough man that can take care of you and defend you.
I myself am a little bit of both, I am very sensative to others feelings, not sensative in a way that I cry about every little thing, but yes I do cry sometimes if something terrible, or really sad happens. Most of my friend are girls and they are because I find that girls make much better friends. They dont force peer pressure upon as most guys, and they are nice and caring, not to mention easy to talk to about anything. Some may consider me as metro-sexual. I think maybe I am because hey, I care about the way I look, I am a guy who uses a hairdryer after taking a shower. Not because I am femenine or anything, I just care about how I look.

So my question is: which do you prefer, tough or sensative?


Another generation of men raised by women unsure of what role to take......................(modified fight club, tyler)

Robtard
Originally posted by =Mysta=-kILL
haha so since that question whent down the drain smile

How about this one:

Ladies, Do you prefer a man who has a good ammount of hair on his body, or a man who has very little? Which brings me to: Do you think it is ok for a guy to get a wax job on his chest, back, stomach, or anywhere else if necissary?


And now we know the real reason why you posted this... 'Will women think I'm some sort of a pansy if I wax my chest?'

Sounds like you're insecure with yourself, maybe im wrong, but that is one GIGANTIC turnoff to women, insecurity... Ladies???

Not trying to attack you, just trying to help.

debbiejo
Originally posted by Bardock42
What is this bible you people keep talking about anyways? It all the truth we'll ever need to make this world a better place...... roll eyes (sarcastic)


Don't change yourself for ANYBODY...

Lovely Murder
i think a clean smooth chest is a turn on yes

being hairy is gross, i wax so why shouldnt my guy?

Jonathan Mark
Originally posted by Lovely Murder
i think a clean smooth chest is a turn on yes

being hairy is gross, i wax so why shouldnt my guy?
What kind of guy is going to shave his chest? roll eyes (sarcastic)

dani_california
Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
What kind of guy is going to shave his chest? roll eyes (sarcastic)

Jerry Seinfeld

A.J
any ladies go for 15/16 year olds shifty

xredemption
Chest hair is sexy. Only on the top. If it goes down in a straight line and circles around the belly button, thats not attractive.
Huge beards aren't attractive, but I think a little stuble is nice. =P

I don't mind if a guy cries if it's something really sad, but if they cry everyday over little things, I feel awkward.

Just my input... if it matters.. =P

=Mysta=-kILL
Originally posted by xredemption
Chest hair is sexy. Only on the top. If it goes down in a straight line and circles around the belly button, thats not attractive.
Huge beards aren't attractive, but I think a little stuble is nice. =P

I don't mind if a guy cries if it's something really sad, but if they cry everyday over little things, I feel awkward.

Just my input... if it matters.. =P

yes, thanks you, you input matters! big grin

mysticpeach
I like guys that are real... and dont try to live up the plastic steriotypes by the culture of what men "should" be like. I like it when their willing to show their emotions and be who they truely are. Thats a turn on to me.

The Omega

mysticpeach
yep smile

A.J
sounds like me lol

ThePrincessBee
Sensitivity, very caring, able to cry in front of me, but at the same time dont be a "crybaby", because thats my job.baby

debbiejo
" Falsehood, cowardice, and poor descent,
Three things that women hold in hate. "

Two Gentlemen of Verona -- III. 2...... Shakespeare

ILoveMyDaniel
Originally posted by =Mysta=-kILL
So I was wondering, what do you women prefer in a guy. Would you rather have him be a sensative caring man who cares about how people feel or how he makes them feel, or do your prefer the stong, scraggly, tough man that can take care of you and defend you.
I myself am a little bit of both, I am very sensative to others feelings, not sensative in a way that I cry about every little thing, but yes I do cry sometimes if something terrible, or really sad happens. Most of my friend are girls and they are because I find that girls make much better friends. They dont force peer pressure upon as most guys, and they are nice and caring, not to mention easy to talk to about anything. Some may consider me as metro-sexual. I think maybe I am because hey, I care about the way I look, I am a guy who uses a hairdryer after taking a shower. Not because I am femenine or anything, I just care about how I look.

So my question is: which do you prefer, tough or sensative?
Not exactly a valid question to ask a woman considering each and every woman has different preferences when it comes to men and what women like about them.
I'll give you my opinions though.
I like a sensitive man who's not afraid to attach himself to me and tell me his feelings for me, even if that means showing his affection towards me in front of his friends. Tough is okay, but not for me. That doesn't go to say that I don't want a man who won't defend for me if something ever comes up, but I do not like a man who completely goes out of his way to beat up an old boyfriend just because he broke up me. And to bring up what ThePrincessBee said, I like a man who'd not a baby but is able to cry in front of me or to me on the phone so I can comfort him. Daniel used to be that way before we broke up and got back together, but now he's toughened up and stopped showing his more emotional side to me because he doesn't want to get too attached if something were to happen between us again. It breaks my heart to know that, but oh well. What can I say, eh? But anyway, yep that's my preference on men and such.

A.J
Originally posted by Penelope
Sensitivity, very caring, able to cry in front of me, but at the same time dont be a "crybaby", because thats my job.baby I am perfect for all you ladies its me allright stick out tongue

Bloody Jedi
I like layed back boys that like to snow board and hang ten and have pretty eyes and a good adittude and are nice and respectful that's the kinda guy I like. embarrasment
had one but didn't work out sleep

debbiejo
IMO ladies want someone who will be there for them...........simple........and yet passive people cant do it.

New Faith
Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
What kind of guy is going to shave his chest? roll eyes (sarcastic)

Hi2u2.

debbiejo
Strong minded with personality, and wit..........yet a brain is very attractive.

Imperial_Samura
Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
What kind of guy is going to shave his chest? roll eyes (sarcastic)

Sportsmen, male models, various actors... not such an uncommon thing in todays world. Just a couple a weeks pack one of the news sheets in Australia did a kind of statistical style guide for men - things like manicures, waxes etc aren't so uncommon any more with men, especially in industries like PR, entertainment and corporate.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by =Mysta=-kILL
So I was wondering, what do you women prefer in a guy. Would you rather have him be a sensative caring man who cares about how people feel or how he makes them feel, or do your prefer the stong, scraggly, tough man that can take care of you and defend you.
I myself am a little bit of both, I am very sensative to others feelings, not sensative in a way that I cry about every little thing, but yes I do cry sometimes if something terrible, or really sad happens. Most of my friend are girls and they are because I find that girls make much better friends. They dont force peer pressure upon as most guys, and they are nice and caring, not to mention easy to talk to about anything. Some may consider me as metro-sexual. I think maybe I am because hey, I care about the way I look, I am a guy who uses a hairdryer after taking a shower. Not because I am femenine or anything, I just care about how I look.

So my question is: which do you prefer, tough or sensative?

Me personally I don't mind a tough guy who's good to me. The thing about the word sensitive it can be taken different ways. I think the minutes most guys hear it from a girl they think we want them to cry and that's not it we more so just mean a guy that understands and gets us and is sensitive to our needs. If a guy was good to me, respected me and was sensitive to my needs there's nothing I wouldn't do for him. Well almost nothing cause there are some things Femme just doesn't do. lmao

Bun Bun
I like the sensitive men. I dont care if you cry its cute to me. I like the guys who could protect me alos but they seem to have and assholeish way bout them.

My men = sensitive.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bun Bun
I like the sensitive men. I dont care if you cry its cute to me. I like the guys who could protect me alos but they seem to have and assholeish way bout them.

My men = sensitive.

my men= hung like a horse love

Roulette
Originally posted by LethalFemme
my men= hung like a horse love

laughing out loud

And to answer the question...well...I think a combo of both tough and sensitive is goodsmile I'd love a guy who could defend me, but also understand me.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Roulette
laughing out loud

And to answer the question...well...I think a combo of both tough and sensitive is goodsmile I'd love a guy who could defend me, but also understand me.

So basically my first post? And we both know the horse hung thing ain't that bad of a thing. lmao laughing

Roulette
Originally posted by LethalFemme
So basically my first post? And we both know the horse hung thing ain't that bad of a thing. lmao laughing

*looks back* yup!^^ haha..sorry...I didn't read all of the other posts...I'm lazyembarrasment

laughing out loud...indeedninja

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Roulette
*looks back* yup!^^ haha..sorry...I didn't read all of the other posts...I'm lazyembarrasment

laughing out loud...indeedninja

psst I didn't either shifty

at least someone agrees rolling on floor laughing

Penelope
a horse is too damn big.

Roulette
I don't think she was speaking literally O.O

Penelope
Good.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Penelope
a horse is too damn big.

true very true but my point stands lol

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Roulette
I don't think she was speaking literally O.O

Of course not I'm not trying to get ripped I just wanna have a good time.lmao

Roulette
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Of course not I'm not trying to get ripped I just wanna have a good time.lmao

laughing out loud

tiz ok, I understand.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Roulette
laughing out loud

tiz ok, I understand.

well thank goodness for that lol

Roulette
Haha^^

Well I doubt any chick would want a dude that big O.O holy hell...he'd do some major damage.

Arachnoidfreak
The scary thing is some women actually do want horse-size. Hell, I've seen women get whole arms shoved up in them, right up to the elbow.

It's...freaky.

Roulette
O.O...jesus hell...that's some scary shit.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
The scary thing is some women actually do want horse-size. Hell, I've seen women get whole arms shoved up in them, right up to the elbow.

It's...freaky.

You need to stop watching creepy porn lol

xmarksthespot
Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
The scary thing is some women actually do want horse-size. Hell, I've seen women get whole arms shoved up in them, right up to the elbow.

It's...freaky.
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You need to stop watching creepy porn lol Was about to make the same comment...

LethalFemme
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Was about to make the same comment...

I guess great minds that aren't addicted to side show porn think a like.lol

Arachnoidfreak
I can't stop watching gorey or creepy stuff, its too fun to have a "what..the...****??" reaction

I've seen a guy hammer a nail through his testicle. Now that...is too far.

xmarksthespot
Who said anything about not liking sideshow porn...

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
I can't stop watching gorey or creepy stuff, its too fun to have a "what..the...****??" reaction

I've seen a guy hammer a nail through his testicle. Now that...is too far.

Eww messed

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Who said anything about not liking sideshow porn...

all in all I wouldn't be shocked if you do. stick out tongue

xmarksthespot
Midgets... bearded ladies... diphalia... its all good...

LethalFemme
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Midgets... bearded ladies... diphalia... its all good...

not really laughing out loud

Roulette
Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
I've seen a guy hammer a nail through his testicle. Now that...is too far.

Why the holy hell would a guy do that?! O.O Guys are in love with their junk.

xmarksthespot
Originally posted by Roulette
Why the holy hell would a guy do that?! O.O Guys are in love with their junk. Indeed... if we could we'd legally marry it... I made mine a Valentine..

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Roulette
Why the holy hell would a guy do that?! O.O Guys are in love with their junk.

I know and the guys that have the ones that look like actual junk seem to like theirs even more. blink

Roulette
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know and the guys that have the ones that look like actual junk seem to like theirs even more. blink

laughing out loud



laughing out loudthat's very interesting!

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Roulette
laughing out loud



laughing out loudthat's very interesting!

You know what I mean though right? It's like why would you be proud of that? laughing out loud

xmarksthespot
Hmm... here's a question though.. would the ladies here rather date a very attractive but incredibly mind-numbingly bland guy or an ok looking interesting witty guy?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Hmm... here's a question though.. would the ladies here rather date a very attractive but incredibly mind-numbingly bland guy or an ok looking interesting witty guy?

Second choice if I just wanted to have sex with a good looking guy I would but,I don't see the point in dating him if he's boring and I'm such a colorful person.

Roulette
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You know what I mean though right? It's like why would you be proud of that? laughing out loud

Haha^^ yeah....but that's just how guys are.




Easysmile...I'd rather the ok-looking, interesting and witty guy. A bland guy would bore the crap outta me o.o

Slay
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You know what I mean though right? It's like why would you be proud of that? laughing out loud
Because the fate of the entire world lies in they're hands.Balls.Stuff.You know what I mean.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Roulette
Haha^^ yeah....but that's just how guys are.




Easysmile...I'd rather the ok-looking, interesting and witty guy. A bland guy would bore the crap outta me o.o

I do give guys props though they have a lot of self confidence yes

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Slay
Because the fate of the entire world lies in they're hands.Balls.Stuff.You know what I mean.

Unfortunately I do. laughing out loud

Roulette
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I do give guys props though they have a lot of self confidence yes

Indeedsmile well...not all. But yeah, I wish I could steal some of that confidence.



laughing out loudwow..guys sure do hold the power.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Roulette
Indeedsmile well...not all. But yeah, I wish I could steal some of that confidence.



laughing out loudwow..guys hold the power.

I know lol

Bardock42
Originally posted by Slay
Because the fate of the entire world lies in they're hands.

Hehe...never really encountered that one before.

Slay
Originally posted by Bardock42
Hehe...never really encountered that one before.
I wonder why,Helmut,I wonder why.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Slay
I wonder why,Helmut,I wonder why.

Cause I spent to much time with underage boys?

Arachnoidfreak
Originally posted by Roulette
Why the holy hell would a guy do that?! O.O Guys are in love with their junk.

I think if he loved his junk he wouldn't nail it to a wooden plank.

Slay
Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
I think if he loved his junk he wouldn't nail it to a wooden plank.
I think she means:
Why would he nail his junk to a wooden plank.I though guys love their junk.

Arachnoidfreak
Ahar, then I'm the dumbass. Awesome.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
Ahar, then I'm the dumbass. Awesome.

Look the reply that would have made you look like an *******, but not a dumbass would have been: "Then she should have said that". It speaks for your character that you admit the dumbassness.

Roulette
Originally posted by Slay
I think she means:
Why would he nail his junk to a wooden plank.I though guys love their junk.
Indeedles, that's what I meantsmile

Guess I should have worded it better.

LethalFemme
Wow looks like this thread went way off course without me let me put it back on track. Basically although many penises are great some just aren't and if a guy who he himself knows that his penis isn't so great and decided to revert to self mutilation then whatever.

Bardock42
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Wow looks like this thread went way off course without me let me put it back on track. Basically although many penises are great some just aren't and if a guy who he himself knows that his penis isn't so great and decided to revert to self mutilation then whatever.

That's one hilarious post....for a girl.....average one for a guy.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bardock42
That's one hilarious post....for a girl.....average one for a guy.


So is that a compliment?

Bardock42
Originally posted by LethalFemme
So is that a compliment?

Yes, a very chauvinist one, but a compliment none the less.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes, a very chauvinist one, but a compliment none the less.

I'm offended yet I feel vindicated add that to the fact that I'm an easy going person who doesn't get offended that easily and my vindication wins out. So thanks for the compliment.

Soleran
Originally posted by Bardock42
That's one hilarious post....for a girl.....average one for a guy.


Bardock42, you're a stud, look at you go!

Bardock42
Originally posted by Soleran
Bardock42, you're a stud, look at you go!

Thank you....I guess.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm offended yet I feel vindicated add that to the fact that I'm an easy going person who doesn't get offended that easily and my vindication wins out. So thanks for the compliment.

No problem.

xmarksthespot
Mmmmm... Bardock....droolio

Bardock42
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Mmmmm... Bardock....droolio

Mmmmm... xmarksthespot....droolio

xmarksthespot
Mmmmm... Bardock....droolio

Hmm this might go on for a while... I think we should just agree to disagree.

Bardock42
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Mmmmm... Bardock....droolio

Hmm this might go on for a while... I think we should just agree to disagree.

Mmmmm... xmarksthespot....droolio


Hmm, this might go on for a while....I think we should just go on for a while.

xmarksthespot
Mmmmm... Bardock....droolio

I'm sleepy...

Bardock42
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Mmmmm... Bardock....droolio

I'm sleepy...
What are you sleepy for?

xmarksthespot
no expression I'm sleepy... for sleep...

Bardock42
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
no expression I'm sleepy... for sleep...
That's weird..hmm, we are quite off-topicing, aren't we? And with "we" I mean "you".

Roulette
Originally posted by Bardock42
That's weird..hmm, we are quite off-topicing, aren't we? And with "we" I mean "you".

laughing out loud

xmarksthespot
Originally posted by Bardock42
That's weird..hmm, we are quite off-topicing, aren't we? And with "we" I mean "you". The thread is called "Question for the ladies"... so our very presence is kind of off-topic.

Okay back on topic... what kind of guys do you prefer Bardock?

Bardock42
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
The thread is called "Question for the ladies"... so our very presence is kind of off-topic.

Okay back on topic... what kind of guys do you prefer Bardock?

Hmm....funny guys, usually. He should also be good looking though. And smart. And have superpowers. And of course enormous genitalia. That about covers it. Oh yeah..rich of course. And don't claim I'm shallow, I put funny first. Hehe...satire...hehe.

xmarksthespot
Mmmmm... rich, good looking, smart, funny guys with superpowers and enormous genitalia....droolio

Bardock42
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Mmmmm... rich, good looking, smart, funny guys with superpowers and enormous genitalia....droolio

Mmmmm... xmarksthespot....droolio


Next it will be your turn to create the impression of being on topic, m'kay?

xmarksthespot
I thought my last post was on topic... no expression erm droolio

Bardock42
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I thought my last post was on topic... no expression erm droolio

Yeah it was, I meant we switch roles..I ask you a question and you answer....droolio

xmarksthespot
Was this your question?Originally posted by Bardock42
Next it will be your turn to create the impression of being on topic, m'kay?
Hmm... was that my question?

droolio

Bardock42
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Was this your question?
Hmm... was that my question?

droolio

No

No

droolio

My question is this:

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow

droolio

gabrella1991
hi everyone

xmarksthespot
I'm not sure if that was a dirty question or not...

Bardock42
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I'm not sure if that was a dirty question or not...

I think it is just a question about swallows....

Mindship
Originally posted by Bardock42
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow
hysterical

SOLDIER #1:
Where'd you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR:
We found them.
SOLDIER #1:
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR:
What do you mean?
SOLDIER #1:
Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
SOLDIER #1:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR:
Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1:
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1:
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR:
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
SOLDIER #1:
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
ARTHUR:
Please!
SOLDIER #1:
Am I right?
ARTHUR:
I'm not interested!
SOLDIER #2:
It could be carried by an African swallow!
SOLDIER #1:
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

Sorry, everyone, sorry, sorry. Couldn't resist, what.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Mindship
hysterical

SOLDIER #1:
Where'd you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR:
We found them.
SOLDIER #1:
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR:
What do you mean?
SOLDIER #1:
Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
SOLDIER #1:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR:
Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1:
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1:
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR:
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
SOLDIER #1:
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
ARTHUR:
Please!
SOLDIER #1:
Am I right?
ARTHUR:
I'm not interested!
SOLDIER #2:
It could be carried by an African swallow!
SOLDIER #1:
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

Sorry, everyone, sorry, sorry. Couldn't resist, what.

The movie is irresistible....I don't blame you.

#1avalon_fan
well, i would need a guy 2 keep me satisfied, if u know what i mean wink, and they need 2 have a big ding dong, nice, funny, NOT A CHEATER, doesn't mind gurl 2 gurl action

#1avalon_fan
ok, dont worry i was kidding about the gurl 2 gurl thing!!!!!

Bardock42
Originally posted by #1avalon_fan
ok, dont worry i was kidding about the gurl 2 gurl thing!!!!!

Why should we worry about that? Latent homophobe?

PVS
blue...






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Darth_Erebus
It's funny, there was basically this very same discussion in another forum. The first response of many women is that they want a nice guy. But even some of the women said this was bullshit. I dated a girl a long time ago who told me she found nice guys boring. While there are definitly some exceptions I think most girls prefer a guy who treats them somewhat badly because they find that kind of guy more exciting. The bad boy usually wins out.

NineCoronas
Originally posted by Bardock42
Why should we worry about that? Latent homophobe? You're paranoid. eek!

Milkie
Would you ladies date this guy if he had millions?

http://themot.org/gallery/d/9734-1/Neurofibromatosis.jpg

LethalFemme
You guys are perverts.

Arachnoidfreak
Holy crap, its a real mutant! Whats his superpower??

NineCoronas
Originally posted by Milkie
Would you ladies date this guy if he had millions?

http://themot.org/gallery/d/9734-1/Neurofibromatosis.jpg What happened to him?

xmarksthespot
That's just disturbing...

Bardock42
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You guys are perverts.

Is that a no?

Pff...shallowness to the max.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Question for the ladies: What is it exactly that I do that makes me so irresistible? I'm looking for a specific answer; is it the cock, the balls, the charm, the wit, the money, or the brains? Perhaps an amalgamation of all of them?

Please tell.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Question for the ladies: What is it exactly that I do that makes me so irresistible? I'm looking for a specific answer; is it the cock, the balls, the charm, the wit, the money, or the brains? Perhaps an amalgamation of all of them?

Please tell.

I think it's the name....

Ya Krunk'd Floo
'Yahweh'?

Oops, I said it.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
'Yahweh'?

Oops, I said it.

Yeah, the chicks dig it.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Dig, dug, digging.

debbiejo
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
'Yahweh'?

Oops, I said it. laughing out loud

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Dig, dug, digging.

Dick, Duck, Digging for fire?

Roulette
Originally posted by Darth_Erebus
It's funny, there was basically this very same discussion in another forum. The first response of many women is that they want a nice guy. But even some of the women said this was bullshit. I dated a girl a long time ago who told me she found nice guys boring. While there are definitly some exceptions I think most girls prefer a guy who treats them somewhat badly because they find that kind of guy more exciting. The bad boy usually wins out.

Yeah, but girls usually don't put up with the bad boy for very long.

Generally speaking, girls want a guy who's a bit of both...tough, but still with a side of niceness to him. Who the holy hell wants a complete arseh*le?messed

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Roulette
Yeah, but girls usually don't put up with the bad boy for very long.

Generally speaking, girls want a guy who's a bit of both...tough, but still with a side of niceness to him. Who the holy hell wants a complete arseh*le?messed

I've said that from the beginning before we got into the whole creepy porn a pictures fiasco. lol

Bardock42
Originally posted by Roulette
Yeah, but girls usually don't put up with the bad boy for very long.

Generally speaking, girls want a guy who's a bit of both...tough, but still with a side of niceness to him. Who the holy hell wants a complete arseh*le?messed

Anyway, I was reading an article in the paper about Ted Bundy being on trial in Florida. In the article it said the courtroom was filled with women waiting to give him flowers, love letters and wedding ****ing proposals ... and I'm afraid to say that the first thing that entered my head was: 'And I'm not getting laid.' What am I doing wrong? I read another article, a woman is suing the state of Wisconsin. Here's why: She married a fella. He's on death row. Why is he on death row? He killed 8 women ... he has AIDS, and she's suing the state for rights of conjugal visits. And I'm afraid to say that the first thing that came to my head was: 'And I'm not getting laid.' OK, what exactly are you ladies looking for in a man here? They must have been heavy on the old sense of humour that you always talk about in your little women's polls. 'Ted Bundy, that old whip, he's hilarious. Some of the things Ted would do, he kills me. I overlooked the whole mass murder things 'cause he kept me in stitches.' It's just depressing. Michael Bolton, Garth Brooks, achey breaky ****ing dick this guy is, Ted Bundy getting wedding proposals. You know, we're ****ed up here. I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' He's Satan. 'You don't know him like I do.' He's the Prince of Darkness. 'I can change him.'

- Bill Hicks

Ya Krunk'd Floo
What I got from that is that you want to ass-rape Satan. Is that right? Also, that your real name is Bill Hicks, and that you like cheese. Is there anything I've missed?

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
What I got from that is that you want to ass-rape Satan. Is that right? Also, that your real name is Bill Hicks, and that you like cheese. Is there anything I've missed?

That's all true, but you also missed that I died at the age of 32 of Pancreatic cancer.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
That's because I was stabbing a jellyfish in the stink-hole as I read that.

Distorted my vision, man. Distorted my vision.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
That's because I was stabbing a jellyfish in the stink-hole as I read that.

Distorted my vision, man. Distorted my vision.

Did the Jelly Fish win?

The Omega
Originally posted by Bardock42
Anyway, I was reading an article in the paper about Ted Bundy being on trial in Florida. In the article it said the courtroom was filled with women waiting to give him flowers, love letters and wedding ****ing proposals ... and I'm afraid to say that the first thing that entered my head was: 'And I'm not getting laid.' What am I doing wrong? I read another article, a woman is suing the state of Wisconsin. Here's why: She married a fella. He's on death row. Why is he on death row? He killed 8 women ... he has AIDS, and she's suing the state for rights of conjugal visits. And I'm afraid to say that the first thing that came to my head was: 'And I'm not getting laid.' OK, what exactly are you ladies looking for in a man here? They must have been heavy on the old sense of humour that you always talk about in your little women's polls. 'Ted Bundy, that old whip, he's hilarious. Some of the things Ted would do, he kills me. I overlooked the whole mass murder things 'cause he kept me in stitches.' It's just depressing. Michael Bolton, Garth Brooks, achey breaky ****ing dick this guy is, Ted Bundy getting wedding proposals. You know, we're ****ed up here. I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' He's Satan. 'You don't know him like I do.' He's the Prince of Darkness. 'I can change him.'

- Bill Hicks

Strange how some men seem to think that all women in the world are the same, want the same, are turned on by the same things and look for the same.

Bardock42
Originally posted by The Omega
Strange how some men seem to think that all women in the world are the same, want the same, are turned on by the same things and look for the same.

I don't know any men that do think so...

El_NINO
Originally posted by The Omega
Strange how some men seem to think that all women in the world are the same, want the same, are turned on by the same things and look for the same.

You really need to read books on how to pick up girls wink

The Omega
Originally posted by El_NINO
You really need to read books on how to pick up girls wink

Why should I do that?
I'm not a lesbian! wink

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by Bardock42
Did the Jelly Fish win?

Are there any winners in the game of love?

El_NINO
Originally posted by The Omega
Why should I do that?
I'm not a lesbian! wink

I never did say your lesbian... (are you by the way stick out tongue )... but no guy thinks all girls are the same, I can base that from myself and my friends.

Lesbians = Happy Dance

Gay males = laughing out loud

debbiejo
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Are there any winners in the game of love? It's that dumping of your girlfriend again isn't it???

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Are there any winners in the game of love?
Yeah, it's usually the Jelly Fish

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bardock42
Anyway, I was reading an article in the paper about Ted Bundy being on trial in Florida. In the article it said the courtroom was filled with women waiting to give him flowers, love letters and wedding ****ing proposals ... and I'm afraid to say that the first thing that entered my head was: 'And I'm not getting laid.' What am I doing wrong? I read another article, a woman is suing the state of Wisconsin. Here's why: She married a fella. He's on death row. Why is he on death row? He killed 8 women ... he has AIDS, and she's suing the state for rights of conjugal visits. And I'm afraid to say that the first thing that came to my head was: 'And I'm not getting laid.' OK, what exactly are you ladies looking for in a man here? They must have been heavy on the old sense of humour that you always talk about in your little women's polls. 'Ted Bundy, that old whip, he's hilarious. Some of the things Ted would do, he kills me. I overlooked the whole mass murder things 'cause he kept me in stitches.' It's just depressing. Michael Bolton, Garth Brooks, achey breaky ****ing dick this guy is, Ted Bundy getting wedding proposals. You know, we're ****ed up here. I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' He's Satan. 'You don't know him like I do.' He's the Prince of Darkness. 'I can change him.'

- Bill Hicks

Bardock I'm going to tell you something that not many men know. There are some sick desperate bitches in this world. They'll do anything to to refrain from being alone even if it means trying to pick up psychotic serial killers. There's most likely a lot more that goes with it there must be some reason they date theses bad boys or the "mentally deranged".

Bardock42
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Bardock I'm going to tell you something that not many men know. There are some sick desperate bitches in this world. They'll do anything to to refrain from being alone even if it means trying to pick up psychotic serial killers. There's most likely a lot more that goes with it there must be some reason they date theses bad boys or the "mentally deranged".

Really? I just thought women are over the board crazy things who like to have sex with mass-murderers.

But thanks for the advice, I will use it...well....not in the obvious way...I promise.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bardock42
Really? I just thought women are over the board crazy things who like to have sex with mass-murderers.

But thanks for the advice, I will use it...well....not in the obvious way...I promise.

Oh don't get me wrong some of them are just crazy ass skanky, bitches but, there are some that were probably raised around a sick freak like him and feel they need that in their life. erm

Bardock42
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh don't get me wrong some of them are just crazy ass skanky, bitches but, there are some that were probably raised around a sick freak like him and feel they need that in their life. erm

Yeah, but it's a general observation that women do indeed enjoy some sort of badass attitude, isn't it? Bill Hicks, just pointed it out to a ridiculous extend.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, but it's a general observation that women do indeed enjoy some sort of badass attitude, isn't it? Bill Hicks, just pointed it out to a ridiculous extend.

Yeah a little just don't go overboard and for every girl who likes a bad boy there's one that doesn't. Well maybe like every two girls lol.

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