Bears-Are they ruining America more than gays and liberals combined?

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Darth Jello
Well what do you think? are you an American? or an Abearican?

Bardock42
Bears are pretty evil..but **** and commies are in my opinion the greater threat.

debbiejo
blink wha.....hahahaha..........*gets a drink*

Darth Jello
well america?

debbiejo
^^^ Is he walking on water???

The Omega
Darth> I'm a European... confused
I can't bear this...
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(Someone better fill me in) smile

amity75
Your best friend could be a bear. Does he/she have a penchant for catching salmon with their bare paws? Do they scratch bark off trees? Are they big and brown and hairy? Be vigilant my friends and trust no-one.

Bardock42
Originally posted by The Omega
Darth> I'm a European... confused
I can't bear this...
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(Someone better fill me in) smile
Hehe..that reminds me of this family guy clip...which would perfectly fit the gun ownership debates we had earlier this year.

Darth Jello
yes, be vigilant. Are your friends hairy? do they have snouts and puffy tails? do they have funny ears on top of their heads? Do they resemble large, flat footed scrotums in bad lighting?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you are consorting with bears.

Arachnoidfreak
I'm a bear. For reals. Colbert is prejudice against us bears!

Darth Jello
and I'm prejudice against comp USA for selling you Yogis claw accessable keyboards.

Darth Jello
know your enemy-the common bear

Darth Jello
known bear sympathizers

KharmaDog
I was chased by a grizz once in the NWT. And I still think that bears are o.k.




Now racoons...that's a different story altogether.

Bardock42
Originally posted by KharmaDog
I was chased by a grizz once in the NWT. And I still think that bears are o.k.




Now racoons...that's a different story altogether.

I like Rocky Racoon...he once checked into his room...only to find gideons bible.....ever wondered who those "Gideons" are...never met one in person...hehe...allusions...hehe

Arachnoidfreak
Originally posted by Darth Jello
and I'm prejudice against comp USA for selling you Yogis claw accessable keyboards.

It was Dell, they are so good at not asking questions.

And this is me!

http://www.exzooberance.com/virtual%20zoo/they%20walk/polar%20bear/Polar%20Bear%20485024.jpg

PVS
when i was 9 i was molested by a kodiak bear.





...oh wait...maybe it was the babysitter

WrathfulDwarf
What is your position on the rising threat of bears in America?

Never been to one of their gay communities and not interesting in visiting one.

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Darth Jello
Well what do you think? are you an American? or an Abearican?

Of course! Bears kill people, gays and liberals soften them up. stick out tongue

KharmaDog
Originally posted by Darth Jello
known bear sympathizers laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

Bardock42
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Of course! Bears kill people, gays and liberals soften them up.

Bears don't kill peopel....AIDS kills people.

debbiejo
Make them leave.............they're ruining everything that has to do with food and fun.......Especially at night..........

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Bardock42
Bears don't kill peopel....AIDS kills people.

That too.

Darth Jello
AIDS is just an insidious bear plot to poison our salmon caviar and replace us with illegal mexicans to harvest their sweet, sweet honey and berries.

debbiejo
I ate bear once.........taste like beef........

The Pict
the age of the bear is almost upon us. be nice to a bear, quick (pandas don't count)

Darth Jello
I call for a boycott of zoos, forrests, and A.A. Milne

The Pict
bears will evolve and begin living in apartments if their forests are destroyed.

Darth Jello
I blame the ewoks

FunkMaster Flex
http://www.tsa.gov/public/interweb/assetlibrary/Teddy_Bear_Sitting.jpg

GCG
I cannot bear you guys any longer................

FunkMaster Flex
Haha pun...

Darth Revan
Originally posted by Darth Jello
Well what do you think? are you an American? or an Abearican?

Is this because of that douche on Fox News whose "Hero of the Week" was some girl who threw stuff at a bear that was attacking her mother?

I swear to god, half the bullshit they play on that channel isn't even news.

Then again, I AM a bear, so I doubt my opinion matters anyways.

Eis
Originally posted by Bardock42
Bears don't kill peopel....AIDS kills people.
I thought AIDS cured *******...

Bardock42
Originally posted by Eis
I thought AIDS cured *******...

Yeah, but with that it also kills a few innocent, good, white, conservative, christian people.

NineCoronas
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, but with that it also kills a few innocent, good, white, conservative, christian people. Aids killed you a long time ago.

Capt_Fantastic
Bears are terrible things! They think they can actually hit on young hairless gay men.

PVS
fear puke crybaby

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by PVS
fear puke crybaby

Yup, that's my typical reaction.

Bardock42
Originally posted by NineCoronas
Aids killed you a long time ago. I just don't know it yet?

crazylozer
Yes.

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by crazylozer
Yes.

Is that 'yes' in response to the topic of the thread, or to the fact that Bardock died of AIDS a long time ago and just doesn't know it yet?

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