My Computer Is F*cked

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Spawn_Master
My Computer is infected with virus' right now..It's blocking me from viewing certain pages..luckily it isn't KMC

We're not gonna get it fixed until we go to NY. so that'l be in about..2 weeks. So until then i'm stuck with a virus infected comp.

I tried every Anti-virus program I had, and it didn't work..cry

mattador
Too bad no

Vinny Valentine
Fake

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Fake Fake? confused

Ladyluck
Bummer.

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Bummer. Bum-mer laughing no expression

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Bum-mer laughing no expression

lol You're so cute.

mattador
blink

Leo.M
... Buy a new one shrug

FG725
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
My Computer is infected with virus' right now..It's blocking me from viewing certain pages..luckily it isn't KMC

We're not gonna get it fixed until we go to NY. so that'l be in about..2 weeks. So until then i'm stuck with a virus infected comp.

I tried every Anti-virus program I had, and it didn't work..cry
omg that is the most hilarious thing i have ever heard in my entire life omg that's horrible no expression that's like being banned

mattador
^ laughing

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by FG725
omg that is the most hilarious thing i have ever heard in my entire life omg that's horrible no expression that's like being banned Your one sad strange little homeless man, you know that? no expression

Vinny Valentine
Fake

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Ladyluck
lol You're so cute. Damn right I am..no expression

Leo.M
Originally posted by FG725
omg that is the most hilarious thing i have ever heard in my entire life omg that's horrible no expression that's like being banned

That's going into my profile laughing

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Fake *Slaps*

mattador
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Fake

What the f**k? According to you we are in the Matrix huh?

FG725
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Your one sad strange little homeless man, you know that? no expression
yeah I just hook up my computer into the wall of the local K-mart

Spawn_Master
Oh yeah and FG, for doing that,

You have been reported, have a nice day no expression


Jackass

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Damn right I am..no expression

stick out tongue

FG725
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Oh yeah and FG, for doing that,

You have been reported, have a nice day no expression


Jackass
it was a joke dude take it easy.

mattador
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Oh yeah and FG, for doing that,

You have been reported, have a nice day no expression


Jackass

huh

Leo.M
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Oh yeah and FG, for doing that,

You have been reported, have a nice day no expression


Jackass

Their not gonna do anything... stick out tongue

FG725
Originally posted by Leo.M
Their not gonna do anything... stick out tongue
lol watch me get a pissed off mod who just got dumped and fired and has been banning people for making new threads lol I'd be screwed.

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Leo.M
Their not gonna do anything... stick out tongue

Fake (True)

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by FG725
it was a joke dude take it easy. I can't take it easy under these circumstances

1.I'm going ****ing crazy

2.My dad is such a jackass and blames ME for these virus'

3. I'm suicidal right now

no expression

FG725
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
I can't take it easy under these circumstances

1.I'm going ****ing crazy

2.My dad is such a jackass and blames ME for these virus'

3. I'm suicidal right now

no expression
I think the third one could be unhealthy

Leo.M
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
I can't take it easy under these circumstances

1.I'm going ****ing crazy

2.My dad is such a jackass and blames ME for these virus'

3. I'm suicidal right now

no expression

Go wank off and then comeback... you'll feel better happy laughing

mattador
laughing out loud

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Leo.M
Go wank off and then comeback... you'll feel better happy laughing I don't feel like it..

I feel like sitting on my ass no expression

I got an ingrown toenail!

It's big, swollen, and red..

taft
Wanking fixes most problems. yes

Lana
....just go get your restore discs, back up anything important, and reformat the harddrive. Easy.

And...uh...that post you reported as bashing? Wasn't bashing at all.

mattador
Originally posted by taft
Wanking fixes most problems. yes

erm...yes

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Lana
....just go get your restore discs, back up anything important, and reformat the harddrive. Easy. No, it's more complicated than that.

I have this extremely dangerous virus that is spreading through my computer right now, under the name of "Malware"

It's taken over my homepage, my X-fire, even my system32 files. I'm ****ing screwed

mattador
confused

Umm, are you posting on a back-up computer S_M?

FG725
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
No, it's more complicated than that.

I have this extremely dangeroud virus that is spreading through my computer right now, under the name of "Malware"

It's taken over my homepage, my X-fire, even my system32 files. I'm ****ing screwed lol one of my geeky friends used to have that last name! the rest of that sucks though....

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Lana
....just go get your restore discs, back up anything important, and reformat the harddrive. Easy.

And...uh...that post you reported as bashing? Wasn't bashing at all. In a way, it was insulting

You see, using it as a joke in my circumstances, was no joke at all.

In a way, it made it seem like no one cared, which is probably true.

But it also seemed like I was being pushed around, which I do not like no expression

Lana
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
No, it's more complicated than that.

I have this extremely dangeroud virus that is spreading through my computer right now, under the name of "Malware"

It's taken over my homepage, my X-fire, even my system32 files. I'm ****ing screwed

....and reformating the harddrive will get rid of it. It completely wipes and reinstalls everything.

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
In a way, it was insulting

You see, using it as a joke in my circumstances, was no joke at all.

In a way, it made it seem like no one cared, which is probably true.

But it also seemed like I was being pushed around, which I do not like no expression

Okay, if you were insulted by THAT, then you need to calm down and rethink a lot of things.

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by mattador
confused

Umm, are you posting on a back-up computer S_M? You see, this is the problem..dontgetit

No, I am not.

I am sorry to report that this virus may spread. If it seems necessary, I will leave KMC for the time being and will not return until my harddrive has been restored to it's normal use.

Explain how to "reformat the harddrive" So that I can fully know what to do.

mattador
whistle ...*shuts down computer*

Lana
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
You see, this is the problem..dontgetit

No, I am not.

I am sorry to report that this virus may spread. If it seems necessary, I will leave KMC for the time being and will not return until my harddrive has been restored to it's normal use.

Explain how to "reformat the harddrive" So that I can fully know what to do.

Find your system restore CDs that came with your computer, put them in, and follow the prompts.

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Lana
Find your system restore CDs that came with your computer, put them in, and follow the prompts. Hm..that sounds resonable..

If that being the case, then I shouldn't even use the computer

Kraken
what windows do you Have?

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Kraken
what windows do you Have? Windows XP

Kraken
to fix it with out restoring and losing all your work just shut it down and restart useing the SAFEMODE to use save mode press F8 when you first turn it on and go to the administrator file and just delete the the virus and the other infected files will die out that helped me when i got that virus.

Vinny Valentine
Fake

FG725
Wick

Spawn_Master
Alright..whatever..brb

Kraken
I'm comprehensible not fake

Lana
Originally posted by Kraken
to fix it with out restoring and losing all your work just shut it down and restart useing the SAFEMODE to use save mode press F8 when you first turn it on and go to the administrator file and just delete the the virus and the other infected files will die out that helped me when i got that virus.

Doesn't always work.

Not to mention that if you don't get rid of EVERY infected file you're still screwed.

Spawn_Master
Ok, well..where's the administrator file?

This stuff with deleting tough virus' like this, I leave to my dad, but he's asleep erm

Kraken
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Ok, well..where's the file?

This stuff with deleting tough virus' like this, I leave to my dad, but he's asleep erm

it will say when it fully starts it will have two folders the administrator and you.

Spawn_Master
I pressed F8, shut it down and restarted it and it only had the 4 accounts for my computer, me, my sis, my mom and my dad erm

Kraken
no restart first when the system is first starting keep pressing F8 fast and it will come up (SAFEMODE)

Spawn_Master
Ok, I know how to get to Administrator.

Now step by step, how do I delete the virus and other infected things?

Kraken
do know the names of them?

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Kraken
do know the name of them? I'l post a pic of my homepage..hold on..erm

There we go..did u have this before?

Kraken
WTF? thats Advertisement. what you have is a homepage hijacker

(a Common worm) go here to get a free ani-spyware that will fix it up real quickly http://toolbar.yahoo.com/

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Kraken
WTF? thats Advertisement. Nope

It's a virus. It goes by the name of Malware and it's stuck on my computer, infecting my system32 files, and my C drive files.

It sells fake Anti-Virus programs

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Kraken
WTF? thats Advertisement. what you have is a homepage hijacker

(a Common worm) But we can't seem to get it off, and i've tried everything erm


It's Ad-Aware and it's blocking me from viewing certain pages

Lana
Originally posted by Kraken
WTF? thats Advertisement. what you have is a homepage hijacker

(a Common worm) go here to get a free ani-spyware that will fix it up real quickly http://toolbar.yahoo.com/

Homepage hijackers oftentimes are adware loaded with viruses.

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Lana
Homepage hijackers oftentimes are adware loaded with viruses. Exactly! That's EXACTLY! what it is!

Kraken
than just do this http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/malwarewipe.html

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Kraken
than just do this http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/malwarewipe.html I did that. TWICE. I ran a full system scan and nothing worked.

Kraken
Originally posted by Lana
Homepage hijackers oftentimes are adware loaded with viruses.


their not a virus their ad-ware that lets viruses come through with out you knowing


delete the main file that it originally came from.

Spawn_Master
Eh..I'm too tired to do all this anyway..i'm going to bed..

I'l just take it in and get it cleaned..don't worry, it'l be fine when I get it back..

Lana
Originally posted by Kraken
their not a virus their ad-ware that lets viruses come through with out you knowing


delete the main file that it originally came from.

And as I said, sometimes they have both.

And deleting just the main file won't do anything. You've got to get rid of everything that's infected.

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Eh..I'm too tired to do all this anyway..i'm going to bed..

I'l just take it in and get it cleaned..don't worry, it'l be fine when I get it back..

That's just a waste of time and money, really, it's very easy to fix on your own.

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
I can't take it easy under these circumstances

1.I'm going ****ing crazy

2.My dad is such a jackass and blames ME for these virus'

3. I'm suicidal right now

no expression

That's what you get for going to them there porn sites.

mattador
Insightful as ever eh Lance? stick out tongue

Prabhodh
you should stop downloading porn erm

and stop using internet explorer, download firefox.

Floigen
all i can say is haha

Bloigen
Get Firefox.

IE is the root of all evil. erm

Kraken
Originally posted by Prabhodh
you should stop downloading porn erm

and stop using internet explorer, download firefox.

Couldn't say it better my self

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by LanceWindu
That's what you get for going to them there porn sites. Please explain the definition of "Porn". no expression

My dad found a solution. My computer should be back to it's normal self in a couple of hours erm

Bloigen
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Please explain the definition of "Porn". no expression

WHEN A WOMAN LOVES A WOMAN

CAN'T KEEP THEIR ***** OFF THE CAMERA

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Bloigen
WHEN A WOMAN LOVES A WOMAN

CAN'T KEEP THEIR ***** OFF THE CAMERA Hm..I still don't get it no expression

Bloigen
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Hm..I still don't get it no expression

Neither do I.

I better ask Backfire.

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Bloigen
Neither do I.

I better ask Backfire. Careful, or he'll "Backfire" on you stick out tongue

Bloigen
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Careful, or he'll "Backfire" on you stick out tongue

no expression

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by Bloigen
no expression no expression

Bloigen
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
no expression

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