Random Person IM'ed Me, So... [Redux]

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LanceWindu
[email protected] = Some random douche...
= The One and Only...me.

As always feel free to IM this idiot.

[email protected] says:
I got my MSN Names from http://www.IM-Names.com, they're free!
hello
says:
Who the **** are you?
[email protected] says:
who the **** r u
u there or not
says:
I'm here, but I'm not going to talk until you tell me who you are.
[email protected] says:
u tell first
says:
You're the one who IM'ed me, so I'm telling you jack shit.
[email protected] says:
ok my name is hak
says:
Don't care.
[email protected] says:
urs
says:
Uniquely roll eyes (sarcastic)
[email protected] says:
r u a girl
or a boy
says:
Do you want me to be a girl?
[email protected] says:
ok boy
where do u live
says:
Nunya
[email protected] says:
i got ur email from the internet
says:
Mmhmm, and where did you find it?
[email protected] says:
it shown a sexy girl on it
says:
Yeah, that's not me.
[email protected] says:
internet
says:
What site numbnuts?
[email protected] says:
it was some sex site
says:
Awesome, go play knuckle pool somewhere else.
[email protected] says:
i swear
i got it from the internet
says:
I swear too, ****...shit...*****...****
[email protected] says:
from that site
mind ur language dude
says:
But I dun wanna...sad
[email protected] says:
im tryin to be ur friend and u r just cursin me
says:
I'm so sorry...I was trying to be funny. sad
[email protected] says:
thankx
u live in usa
says:
Nah, just joshin' ya, ****er.
[email protected] says:
u started again
says:
There's no off switch.
[email protected] says:
smile
u live in usa
says:
France actually.
[email protected] says:
oh
says:
Which is surprisingly funny, because my grammar seems to be better than yours.
[email protected] says:
very funny
says:
Why did you be-otches change the French Fry to the Freedom Fry?
[email protected] says:
can i see ur pic
says:
Can I see your nuts?
[email protected] says:
what?
shut up
says:
1234
Make me.
[email protected] says:
ok be serious
says:
Ok.
[email protected] says:
wanna be friends
says:
I'll attempt.
Not really.
[email protected] says:
r u serious
says:
So, what porn site was it you were browsing? Some gay, pedo stuff involving horses shitting on them?
[email protected] says:
i dont remember the sites name
says:
What is goat.se?
[email protected] says:
i browsed it from yahoo
says:
Because that was shut down you know.
[email protected] says:
ill talk 2 u tomorrow
what time
says:
Any time you want to big boy. wink
[email protected] says:
thankx dude
says:
You're welcome...I guess.
[email protected] says:
whats the time in france
now
says:
**** if I know. Why did you think I'm in France? Dumbass stoners, I swear.
[email protected] says:
then where r u
says:
Hoboken, New Jersey
[email protected] says:
my dads there also
i was born there
says:
He's serving time too?
It's amazing that they let us have computer time in prison now.
[email protected] says:
its 11:40 pm there
says:
12:40pm, close but no Monica Lewinsky cigar if you catch my drift.
12:40am I mean.
I should lay off the hash brownies.
My mom snuck em in.
[email protected] says:
ill talk to u at same time tomorrow
says:
Awesome. See you then.
Remember, don't drop the soap!
[email protected] says:
friends
HAK says:
smile
says:
As long as you stay away from my ass, I protect it enough as it is.
HAK says:
have sweet dreams
says:
I'll try.
HAK says:
**** u
bye
says:
Whatever...
Bye sweety.
HAK says:
ur a girl
says:
confused How did you know?
HAK says:
i just know
says:
Sherlock Mother****in' Holmes and shit. Wow.
HAK says:
see
bye babes
says:
I see London, I see France...hey we came full circle.

Lana
laughing

How do these people find you?!

BlackSunshine
weird

Barker
laughing out loud

Valharu
laughing

Ichigo Kurosaki
OMG! You're a girl! shifty

D-Double
shock

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Ichigo Kurosaki
OMG! You're a girl! shifty

Umm...sure. confused

Psst, it's spelled "sanctuary" not "sancutary". wink

Originally posted by Valharu
laughing

Stay tuned for Chapter 2 tomorrow.

Originally posted by Barker
laughing out loud

*takes a bow*

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
weird

Was it you? shifty

Originally posted by Lana
laughing

How do these people find you?!

I have no clue. erm

LanceWindu
Originally posted by D-Double
shock

You're welcome.

Leo.M
laughing

tell him your 12 years old next time you talk to him laughing

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Leo.M
laughing

tell him your 12 years old next time you talk to him laughing

A 12 year old girl? rofl Sure thing. laughing

Prabhodh
ohh why dont random people IM me cry

i DEMAND to be IMed by random people! angry2

Ichigo Kurosaki
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Umm...sure. confused

Psst, it's spelled "sanctuary" not "sancutary". wink



Damn i knew it was spelled wrong. Just never looked into it. stick out tongue

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Prabhodh
ohh why dont random people IM me cry

i DEMAND to be IMed by random people! angry2

I guess you need to submit your email addy to a fictional gay, pedophilia, bestiality, scat site for them to find it.

Leo.M
Originally posted by LanceWindu
A 12 year old girl? rofl Sure thing. laughing

yeah laughing

I wonder if he'll get off that messed sick

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Leo.M
yeah laughing

I wonder if he'll get off that messed sick

If he does, I'm going to arrange to meet him, then tip off the cops. stick out tongue

Prabhodh
Originally posted by LanceWindu
I guess you need to submit your email addy to a fictional gay, pedophilia, bestiality, scat site for them to find it.

*submits email addy to a fictional gay, pedophilia, bestiality, scat site*

*waits for random people to find it*

evil face

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Prabhodh
*submits email addy to a fictional gay, pedophilia, bestiality, scat site*

*waits for random people to find it*

evil face

Awesome...it's a matter of minutes now.

Valharu
Originally posted by LanceWindu
I guess you need to submit your email addy to a fictional gay, pedophilia, bestiality, scat site for them to find it. And how would one find these sites. shifty

Leo.M
Originally posted by LanceWindu
If he does, I'm going to arrange to meet him, then tip off the cops. stick out tongue

Meet me at McD's laughing

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Valharu
And how would one find these sites. shifty

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/451/jimgoogle4cm.jpg

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Leo.M
Meet me at McD's laughing

"Hey hun, meet me in the playroom at McDonald's, I'll be the one in pigtails and pink booty shorts that say 'Sexy' on the butt."

Lord Saboteur
Originally posted by LanceWindu
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/451/jimgoogle4cm.jpg http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a256/LordSaboteur/Shutyermouth.gif

Valharu
Google???? What the f*ck is a google?

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a256/LordSaboteur/Shutyermouth.gif

http://www.lyline.com/animaux/jungle/MONKEY.GIF

Itzak
laughing laughing

Nothing beats the last time you did this though, Ken. laughing Awesome.

Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a256/LordSaboteur/Shutyermouth.gif

I think his finger is broken. dodgy

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Itzak
laughing laughing

Nothing beats the last you did this though, Ken. laughing Awesome.



I think his finger is broken. dodgy

I'm hoping this one gets even better though. stick out tongue

D-Double
Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a256/LordSaboteur/Shutyermouth.gif

laughing ... lol

Lord Saboteur
Originally posted by Itzak
I think his finger is broken. dodgy I think it's more than his finger.. shifty

LanceWindu
Bumpalicious

Ladyluck
lol That's so awesome.

DarkC
Originally posted by Lana
laughing

How do these people find you?!
That's what I was wondering. shock I don't get how people we've never met find our email addresses.

Barker
Originally posted by Itzak
laughing laughing

Nothing beats the last time you did this though, Ken. laughing Awesome.
laughing out loud

Part One

Vinny Valentine
laughing out loud

Bloigen
Originally posted by LanceWindu
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/451/jimgoogle4cm.jpg

So we can post pics with **** in it.

Itzak
Originally posted by Barker
laughing out loud

Part One

"No, why would I stick a phone up my ass?"
"no, talk dirty to sme1 on the phone"

laughing out loud

I almost forgot how stupid she was.

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Bloigen
So we can post pics with **** in it.

I dunno.

Originally posted by Itzak
"No, why would I stick a phone up my ass?"
"no, talk dirty to sme1 on the phone"

laughing out loud

I almost forgot how stupid she was.

I couldn't forget her, too idiotic.

DarkC
Originally posted by Barker
laughing out loud

Part One
"You've never thought about gaschmogiting your dad's fahoogly?"



Good times. laughing

NineCoronas
The story: Friend of mine was added randomly and then this bigshit tried to "Cyber-rape" her (wtf) so with a little help from LanceWindu I screwed with his mind for it.

camerabreaker21: Hey
camerabreaker21: how r u?
bigshit_092000: Do i know you
camerabreaker21: no
bigshit_092000: ?
camerabreaker21: what ur name?
bigshit_092000: How did you find my screen name
camerabreaker21: on yahoo
bigshit_092000: Brandon
camerabreaker21: im michelle
bigshit_092000: Ok, hi
camerabreaker21: hi brandon
camerabreaker21: how old
camerabreaker21: r
camerabreaker21: u?
bigshit_092000: 15 you?
camerabreaker21: i am
camerabreaker21: fifteen
camerabreaker21: r u
camerabreaker21: circumsi
camerabreaker21: zed
*** bigshit_092000 has added you to their contact list with reason: "(null)". You may choose to accept or deny this action. You may also add this user to your contact list or ignore this user.
*** You have been successfully added to bigshit_092000's contact list.
camerabreaker21: sorry i keep hitting enter
camerabreaker21: on accident
bigshit_092000: Yes, why do you want to know
camerabreaker21: i only tlk to men
camerabreaker21: who
camerabreaker21: r circumsized
bigshit_092000: Ok, why
camerabreaker21: becuz it tastes funn
camerabreaker21: y otherwise
camerabreaker21: its so gorss
bigshit_092000: Ummmm... Ok
camerabreaker21: need to pressure wsh in there ewwww
bigshit_092000: Are you sexy?
bigshit_092000: Ewwww
camerabreaker21: ys i m sexy how bout u
bigshit_092000: I guess i am
bigshit_092000: Discribe your self
camerabreaker21: my boobs r 36c
camerabreaker21: i hve a small ass tho
bigshit_092000: Ok
bigshit_092000: Thats ok
camerabreaker21: u lyk small asses?
camerabreaker21: u lke anal?
bigshit_092000: Do you shave your pussy
camerabreaker21: yes do u shve ur *******
bigshit_092000: I bett you have a nice ass
camerabreaker21: i bet u have a smll penis
bigshit_092000: Wtf
bigshit_092000: No
camerabreaker21: is it big
camerabreaker21: wnt to cyb3r?
bigshit_092000: Yes
bigshit_092000: Yea, u do most the talkin thougg
bigshit_092000: How many fingers can you fit in your wett warm pussy
camerabreaker21: 3
camerabreaker21: Sorry to break it to you, but you are one sick shit and a ****ing douchebag. Why don't you try one of those penis enlargment pills so you have a bit of confidence in yourself and don't have to try to "Cyber-rape" people. You've just been pwned by NineCoronas.

A.J
no expression laughing

RogerRamjet
from a legal p.o.w. no one has been raped...

Eternalist 04
Originally posted by Leo.M
laughing

tell him your 12 years old next time you talk to him laughing

and then have online sex and after ur done say ur gonna take pictures of the screen and ur gonna report him tot he cops if he doesnt stop IM'ing you for underage sex and stuff stick out tongue

LanceWindu
Originally posted by LanceWindu
[email protected] = Some random douche...
= The One and Only...me.

As always feel free to IM this idiot.

[email protected] says:
I got my MSN Names from http://www.IM-Names.com, they're free!
hello
says:
Who the **** are you?
[email protected] says:
who the **** r u
u there or not
says:
I'm here, but I'm not going to talk until you tell me who you are.
[email protected] says:
u tell first
says:
You're the one who IM'ed me, so I'm telling you jack shit.
[email protected] says:
ok my name is hak
says:
Don't care.
[email protected] says:
urs
says:
Uniquely roll eyes (sarcastic)
[email protected] says:
r u a girl
or a boy
says:
Do you want me to be a girl?
[email protected] says:
ok boy
where do u live
says:
Nunya
[email protected] says:
i got ur email from the internet
says:
Mmhmm, and where did you find it?
[email protected] says:
it shown a sexy girl on it
says:
Yeah, that's not me.
[email protected] says:
internet
says:
What site numbnuts?
[email protected] says:
it was some sex site
says:
Awesome, go play knuckle pool somewhere else.
[email protected] says:
i swear
i got it from the internet
says:
I swear too, ****...shit...*****...****
[email protected] says:
from that site
mind ur language dude
says:
But I dun wanna...sad
[email protected] says:
im tryin to be ur friend and u r just cursin me
says:
I'm so sorry...I was trying to be funny. sad
[email protected] says:
thankx
u live in usa
says:
Nah, just joshin' ya, ****er.
[email protected] says:
u started again
says:
There's no off switch.
[email protected] says:
smile
u live in usa
says:
France actually.
[email protected] says:
oh
says:
Which is surprisingly funny, because my grammar seems to be better than yours.
[email protected] says:
very funny
says:
Why did you be-otches change the French Fry to the Freedom Fry?
[email protected] says:
can i see ur pic
says:
Can I see your nuts?
[email protected] says:
what?
shut up
says:
1234
Make me.
[email protected] says:
ok be serious
says:
Ok.
[email protected] says:
wanna be friends
says:
I'll attempt.
Not really.
[email protected] says:
r u serious
says:
So, what porn site was it you were browsing? Some gay, pedo stuff involving horses shitting on them?
[email protected] says:
i dont remember the sites name
says:
What is goat.se?
[email protected] says:
i browsed it from yahoo
says:
Because that was shut down you know.
[email protected] says:
ill talk 2 u tomorrow
what time
says:
Any time you want to big boy. wink
[email protected] says:
thankx dude
says:
You're welcome...I guess.
[email protected] says:
whats the time in france
now
says:
**** if I know. Why did you think I'm in France? Dumbass stoners, I swear.
[email protected] says:
then where r u
says:
Hoboken, New Jersey
[email protected] says:
my dads there also
i was born there
says:
He's serving time too?
It's amazing that they let us have computer time in prison now.
[email protected] says:
its 11:40 pm there
says:
12:40pm, close but no Monica Lewinsky cigar if you catch my drift.
12:40am I mean.
I should lay off the hash brownies.
My mom snuck em in.
[email protected] says:
ill talk to u at same time tomorrow
says:
Awesome. See you then.
Remember, don't drop the soap!
[email protected] says:
friends
HAK says:
smile
says:
As long as you stay away from my ass, I protect it enough as it is.
HAK says:
have sweet dreams
says:
I'll try.
HAK says:
**** u
bye
says:
Whatever...
Bye sweety.
HAK says:
ur a girl
says:
confused How did you know?
HAK says:
i just know
says:
Sherlock Mother****in' Holmes and shit. Wow.
HAK says:
see
bye babes
says:
I see London, I see France...hey we came full circle.

OMFG, all these months later and this guy IM's me again still thinking I'm some porn star from a site.

Barker
crylaugh

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