Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

Whew! Tough job! Hope you like it.

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/7577/newspaper19qe.jpg

Awsome.

That's awesome Dusty. I really can't wait for next week now

A masterpiece.

Titz on Ritz!

Wanda: And now heres cosmo with the weather

Cosmo: I thought you said feather.....

:: Still holds the feather::

Awesome! Hope to see even more in the future.

Can I be the paperboy....I want to deliver those...

I can Photoshop some images for the sports section once in a while.

Nice

Keep up the good work Dusty

and don't forget to stay tuned for KMC WARS... coming soon to a thread near you...

Originally posted by DarkC
I can Photoshop some images for the sports section once in a while.

Sports section...this week in American Football, The Tennessee ****ing Titans made their biggest mistake since coming to Nashville by trading off Steve McNair!

I meant more on the KMC side.

Originally posted by DarkC
I meant more on the KMC side.

This week in KMC Sports...

LanceWindu tore off a n00b's head and then made an amazing shot from halfcourt, nothing but net...and blood.

I didn't add the link, by the way. Sorry fella's!

Neaty

Originally posted by Dusty
I didn't add the link, by the way. Sorry fella's! Well can you add the link now?

Awesome stuff, Dusty!

Originally posted by Vraya
Well can you add the link now?

Technically it's not uploaded yet. it's under construction and SHOULD be up by tomorrow!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
This week in KMC Sports...

LanceWindu tore off a n00b's head and then made an amazing shot from halfcourt, nothing but net...and blood.
That's the spirit!

In other news

Jacope X is known to be the best soccer player in KMC and probably ever. The question is, will he ever go pro? His cridics say he might be on the road to a great future in MLS or South american leagues. Others say he will fail and ruin his whole soccer career. Last saturday he scored two outstanding goals against Real salt lake of stamford as he is playing for the new york red bulls youth."Im really happy for the trianing im getting but better...im glad im on my way to were i want to go little by little." Says Jacope. " Jacope X says. "My dad inspired me to p lay and now im on my wa to playing better leagues than travel and premier. JacopeX is preparing for the summer tryouts for JV and varsity and also to relax for the summer to Peru to see his family and friends.

Originally posted by Dusty
Technically it's not uploaded yet. it's under construction and SHOULD be up by tomorrow! ok, well by the way you described it, it ought to be great

Originally posted by JacopeX
In other news

Jacope X is known to be the best soccer player in KMC and probably ever. The question is, will he ever go pro? His cridics say he might be on the road to a great future in MLS or South american leagues. Others say he will fail and ruin his whole soccer career. Last saturday he scored two outstanding goals against Real salt lake of stamford as he is playing for the new york red bulls youth."Im really happy for the trianing im getting but better...im glad im on my way to were i want to go little by little." Says Jacope. " Jacope X says. "My dad inspired me to p lay and now im on my wa to playing better leagues than travel and premier. JacopeX is preparing for the summer tryouts for JV and varsity and also to relax for the summer to Peru to see his family and friends.

Editor's Note:

We apologize for this grotesque grammar, that's what happens when you give a monkey a computer.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Editor's Note:

We apologize for this grotesque grammar, that's what happens when you give a monkey a computer. I think we should be nice to him since he's about to leave. Give him some nice memories of KMC 1234


btw. Jacopex, could you please tape a soccer game of yours and put it on here just for proof that you're the greatest soccer player ever

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Editor's Note:

We apologize for this grotesque grammar, that's what happens when you give a monkey a computer. In other news: LanceWindu is wrong, JacopeX is a human

Originally posted by Vraya
I think we should be nice to him since he's about to leave. Give him some nice memories of KMC 1234


btw. Jacopex, could you please tape a soccer game of yours and put it on here just for proof that you're the greatest soccer player ever o i will

Originally posted by JacopeX
In other news: LanceWindu is wrong, JacopeX is a human
We apologize for this blatant interruption of today's LanceWindu's Corner segment and assure our respected audience that this particularly moronic member will be leaving soon, much to The Weekly KMC's relief.

Originally posted by DarkC
We apologize for this blatant interruption of today's LanceWindu's Corner segment and assure our respected audience that this particularly moronic member will be leaving soon, much to The Weekly KMC's relief.

Originally posted by Vraya
ok, well by the way you described it, it ought to be great

It is.

Let's just say Lana Kicks ass.

I eat Cookies.

Originally posted by Dusty
Whew! Tough job! Hope you like it.

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/7577/newspaper19qe.jpg

hmm It needs something...........I know, It needs more nudity.

Originally posted by Dusty
It is.

Let's just say Lana Kicks ass.

I eat Cookies. Well, you eating cookies is kind of a givin' mister cookie monster.

*does a Matrix move*

Originally posted by Lana
*does a Matrix move*





Trust me... you'll do plenty of those...

Originally posted by Spartan005


Trust me... you'll do plenty of those...

Can I be the background? ermm

Originally posted by Thorinn
Awsome.

Thats awesome!

Dusty, you make me... happy. droolio

Originally posted by Dusty
Whew! Tough job! Hope you like it.

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/7577/newspaper19qe.jpg

herblove

Very good

Originally posted by TOH
herblove
Way to quote the whole Damn Thing.


It didn't look like a Newspaper, but it Kicked like one. ermm

Best. Idea. Ever.

...since Tuesday.

Nah, seriously, awesome stuff. Silliness AND real news (like the self-ban thing). Brilliant!

A Monster is only as good as his Cookie.

Very Nice.

I did have an idea for this too mhm


You Did Great though

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Very Nice.

I did have an idea for this too mhm


You Did Great though Yeah, you and the Dust ball have the most original threads in a row.

Cool.

Originally posted by Ritoshi
Yeah, you and the Dust ball have the most original threads in a row.

Makes you think, "What's Next?".

Originally posted by Dusty
Makes you think, "What's Next?".


Masterbation in a Can

Oh Wait....


What were we talking about.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Masterbation in a Can

Oh Wait....


What were we talking about.

They already have that...the Fleshlight.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
They already have that...the Fleshlight.

Loves it. One of the greatest ideas here Keep it up

Please, Vinny could've done ALOT better. But its nice though, good job.

Yeah, for sure. Nice idea.

Originally posted by Lord Bryan
Please, Vinny could've done ALOT better. But its nice though, good job.

Dusty's is amazing... Vin Vin could probably do really good too, but not ALOT better

I say me and Dusty make Equal Threads.

I make mine at a faster rate though.

Originally posted by Lord Bryan
Please, Vinny could've done ALOT better. But its nice though, good job.

Prove It.

Time for a new one

Originally posted by Lord Bryan
Please, Vinny could've done ALOT better. But its nice though, good job.

Originally posted by Ritoshi
Time for a new one
It's still the same Week!

Originally posted by Barker


It's still the same Week! OH SHIT

Originally posted by Ritoshi
OH SHIT
You can say that again!

In fact, I'll do it for you!





Originally posted by Ritoshi
OH SHIT
Originally posted by Ritoshi
OH SHIT

Originally posted by Barker
You can say that again!

In fact, I'll do it for you!











Oh shit You are so

Originally posted by Ritoshi
Oh shit You are so











Oh, and

Originally posted by Dusty
Whew! Tough job! Hope you like it.

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/7577/newspaper19qe.jpg brilliant

I'll be posting up the new one tommorow or monday.

Originally posted by Dusty
I'll be posting up the new one tommorow or monday. Tomorrow sounds better

Originally posted by Dusty
I'll be posting up the new one tommorow or monday. might I suggest puting cookie monster in your avatar, only this time, upside-down

Hopefully, one day, I'll have my own column.

Originally posted by lord xyz
might I suggest puting cookie monster in your avatar, only this time, upside-down

I think you just did.

I never saw this thread^^

Wow...you did an awesome job Dusty!^-^

I thought I'd be generous and post it a day early. Enjoy.

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/8813/newspaper24ok.jpg

You need an editor for spelling.

Can I have a cookie now?

Originally posted by NineCoronas
You need an editor for spelling.

This is True.

Cookie Monster never fails

What ever happened to Elmo? cry

Freaking awesome.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Freaking awesome.
"Freaking awesome"????
All I read was: sex this and sex that and blah blah blah sex.

A Dame to Kill For! What a great story! Love the ending

Great update

, but Too Much Herb.



2/2 Featured Signatures! w00t

Once again... the Weekly KMC Kicks Ass

Nice Job Dusty

And Everyone, Check Out The Teaser Trailer!!!

Originally posted by Spartan005
And Everyone, Check Out The Teaser Trailer!!!
I See No Link.

Here ya go...

http://www.filepimp.com/files/284/KMC%20WARS%20NEW%20TRAILER.swf

That was good

Short Too. More of a 3 Second Clip, and Less of a Trailer.

Its a teaser trailer...

Originally posted by Spartan005
Its a teaser trailer...

~ Spartan Out

Originally posted by Spartan005
Its a teaser trailer...

Originally posted by taft


Thanks for the correction....

~ Spartan Out

Originally posted by Dusty
I thought I'd be generous and post it a day early. Enjoy.

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/8813/newspaper24ok.jpg

KMC Merchandise was maynards idea i think you forgot to mention that


Also, you need some sort of A1 Watch

otherwise, beautiful addition droolio

One is amused. euro

Thanks for the comments, guys.

Originally posted by Dusty
Thanks for the comments, guys. I like it when cookie monster wants to eat herb

please send in funny's made by yourself.

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
A Dame to Kill For! What a great story! Love the ending

Yes indeed M'lady.

Just in case no one saw this yet...

http://media.putfile.com/KMC-WARS-OFFICIAL-TRAILER

Enjoy!

~ Spartan Out

Originally posted by Dusty
please send in funny's made by yourself. I'll try I will

Originally posted by Dusty
Yes indeed M'lady.

Looking foward to SC2. Hoping for Blue Eyes

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Looking foward to SC2. Hoping for Blue Eyes

I liked 'Rats' for some reason.

Another good one I didn't understand it at first, I had to re-read it

I thought 'Daddy's little girl' was a really cool story!

I'm loving this! w00t

Originally posted by Dusty
I thought 'Daddy's little girl' was a really cool story!

Oh yeah Another suprise ending

Looking foward to the new Nancy-centric story

Sounds like fun!

when's the next issue coming?

xyz want answer

Originally posted by Wolflet
"Freaking awesome"????
All I read was: sex this and sex that and blah blah blah sex.

Awesome job on these papers..what YOU need is an inside reporter

I mean like, someone who asks a few questions to certain people about oncoming events

*waits for my ass to be bittin off by criticism*

This is SO BEYOND COOL!


Tho I still haven't been able to look past the first issue because the rest are taking AGES to load.

Am I mentioned in any at all?

*bumps*

Who's pumped for sunday?

Originally posted by Dusty
Who's pumped for sunday? Dibs

Diddo

so the 3rd issue is Sunday? cool

Sunday...Cool.

Probably wont be up until late.

It's my mums birthday!

1 article left!

Sunday woot

Bloody Sunday.

Wait, its coming tonight!?!?

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4868/newspaper34sa.jpg

w00t

I love this tthread sooooooooooooo much

Originally posted by Dusty
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4868/newspaper34sa.jpg I used to write for my school newspaper

okay, so i didn't write the article, but i was in a lot of them


So i know how it all goes down, let me call dibs on being staffed as a member of the KMC Weekly

interveiw me! interveiw me!

I'm on it droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm on it droolio

droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm on it droolio Originally posted by Dusty
droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm on it droolio

only cause you're hotter than everyone else schmoll thats not that great

I've grown ugly in my old age, that pic was in my prime lady

w00t Awesome, Dusty. Keep it up.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I've grown ugly in my old age, that pic was in my prime lady droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
I've grown ugly in my old age, that pic was in my prime lady

crazy

Bumping!

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
interveiw me! interveiw me!

Yet again, another great Weekly KMC by Dusty! Great Job

Originally posted by Dusty
Bumping! No interview me about being new to here,

awesomer issue

*must learn not to act stupid* bag

Who is the guy on the "What did we learn" section?

Originally posted by Dregh2
Who is the guy on the "What did we learn" section? there's this new member called Gay Guy

Originally posted by lord xyz
there's this new member called Gay Guy

I know, but what is the guy on the photograph called? he appeared in The Nutty Professor (eddie murphy one)

lol. Entertaining issue...

Originally posted by Dregh2
I know, but what is the guy on the photograph called? he appeared in The Nutty Professor (eddie murphy one)

I think Richard Simmons.

I love KMC weekly. droolio

How come I have never seen this thread until now?

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10538/afro.jpg

Coolness.

So we can just submit our own stuff, and if it gets approved by Dust, it'll get put in there?

Originally posted by Quincy Archer
So we can just submit our own stuff, and if it gets approved by Dust, it'll get put in there?

Simple, huh?

Hmmm....I'm intrigued.....

man you ARE a hero, go you!

Hero was a weak movie

Hey my sig is featured