You Will Bow Down to Pat Robertson

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Templares
Dunno if posted already . . . .

Robertson Says He Leg-Pressed 2,000 Pounds

(05-26) 18:29 PDT Virginia Beach, Va. (AP) --


Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says he has leg-pressed 2,000 pounds, but some say he'd be in a pretty tough spot if he tried.


The "700 Club" host's feat of strength is recounted on the Web site of his Christian Broadcasting Network, in a posting headlined "How Pat Robertson Leg Pressed 2,000 Pounds."


According to the CBN Web site, Robertson worked his way up to lifting a ton with the help of his physician, who is not named. The posting does not say when the lift occurred, but a CBN spokeswoman released photos to The Associated Press that she said showed Robertson lifting 2,000 pounds in 2003, when Robertson was 73. He is now 76.


The Web posting said two men loaded the leg-press machine with 2,000 pounds "and then let it down on Mr. Robertson, who pushed it up one rep and let it go back down again." The Web site said several people witnessed the event, and shows video of Robertson leg-pressing what appears to be 1,000 pounds.


Clay Travis of CBS SportsLine.com called the 2,000-pound assertion impossible in a column this week, writing that the leg-press record for football players at Florida State University is 665 pounds less.


"Where in the world did Robertson even find a machine that could hold 2,000 pounds at one time?" Travis asked.


Andy Zucker, a strength-training coach at Old Dominion University in Norfolk, said leg presses of more than 1,000 pounds represent "a Herculean effort, and 2,000 pounds is a whole other story."


"If he was able to lift that much weight, I take my hat off to him, but the numbers suggest that people who lift that much weight are few and far between," Zucker said. "One would have to see what type of leg press it was on and under what parameters it was done."


CBN spokeswoman Angell Vasko said Friday that Robertson was not available for comment because he was "out of pocket" for the long holiday weekend.


Vasko said she has not seen Robertson leg-press 2,000 pounds but that it's not "a huge shocker" that he could.


"Pat is so healthy," she said. "This is something he trained for over an extended period of time. He lives a very healthy, regimented life."


One of the photos Vasko released had a digital date stamp of 1994, although she said Robertson performed the leg press in 2003. Vasko said that perhaps the date was not set properly on the camera.


The CBN Web site attributes Robertson's energy in part to "his age-defying protein shake." The site offers a recipe for the shake, which contains ingredients such as soy protein isolate, whey protein isolate, flaxseed oil and apple cider vinegar.

The Link: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/05/26/national/a134651D47.DTL&type=bondage

The Video Proof: http://www.wonkette.com/politics/pat-robertson/video-proof-of-pat-robertsons-incredible-strength-176378.php

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LMAO!

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Darth Jello
Robertson would have broken a world record, hence his physician not being named and the feat being considered impossible, barring some extreme training in muay thai, several forms of kung fu, and tai kwon do, or titanium reinforced shins.

Arachnoidfreak
Or a leg press rigged with hydraulics

Regret
Woot, pat robertson leg pressed 2000 lb. with five guys "spotting" him, if you know what I mean wink

meep-meep
titanium reinforced shins! LMAO!

debbiejo
Me no likie Pat Robertson......They call my house all the time......... sad

botankus
Originally posted by debbiejo
Me no likie Pat Robertson......They call my house all the time......... sad
Why? Has he leg-pressed you?


**Note: I only posted this response to get that thrilling thread about getting sick in cold weather blink off the top, and hopefully off the main page soon **

debbiejo
Actually it's called "Operation Blessing"

They want to bless me real good......and would you like to donate?

botankus
Operation Blessing? The leg press or the donation?

debbiejo
blink

Donation........lol

Arachnoidfreak
Originally posted by debbiejo
Actually it's called "Operation Blessing"

They want to bless me real good.....

You're dirty.

botankus
* DOUBLE POST * SORRY!

botankus
Originally posted by debbiejo
blink

Donation........lol
But this thread is about his leg pressing skills. Don't tell me you liked that 3-day ban away from me and the rest of your sick friends!

debbiejo
sad Ok, Pat Robertson has great legs...

But they want to bless everyone really really good!!!!

meep-meep
...

botankus
Looks like someone's who's going to have major back problems in about 10 years!

Darth Jello
It's Pat. He probably wants to bless you real good...in the butt.

debbiejo
Your pocket book, though they do really do some good relieve organizations...............really do...........they have that plane that goes over with doctors to help the needy for free..........can't forget the good..

Lord Urizen
Pat Robertson can suck my ****

Darth Jello
Originally posted by debbiejo
Your pocket book, though they do really do some good relieve organizations...............really do...........they have that plane that goes over with doctors to help the needy for free..........can't forget the good..

If by doctors you mean mining equipment, you'd be right.

botankus
Originally posted by botankus
Looks like someone's who's going to have major back problems in about 10 years!

Hey, this quote was in response to meep-meep's original quote about ArachnoidFreak's signature chick. If someone were to take my quote out of context and apply it to Pat Robertson, that would sort of make sense but be really pointless!

Bardock42
Originally posted by botankus
Hey, this quote was in response to meep-meep's original quote about ArachnoidFreak's signature chick. If someone were to take my quote out of context and apply it to Pat Robertson, that would sort of make sense but be really pointless!

You have a quite weird working brain there, Mr. botankus.

botankus
I just try to keep my posts neat and tidy.

botankus
p.s. There's an important thread I made in the OFT about DebbieJo that needs some action from the GDF people.

Bardock42
Originally posted by botankus
p.s. There's an important thread I made in the OFT about DebbieJo that needs some action from the GDF people.

Wouldn't we cease to be GDF people once we are infected by the OTF?

botankus
It's like going to an away game featuring your favorite team. blink That's the best analogy I could think of. bag

PVS
and this is the guy who the far right wackos cling to.
this is the man who has such great influence over president bush
and possibly president mccain. this is the accepted voice of god
among the wingnuts.

botankus
Sorry, this seemed like the best thread to warn of a terrorist attack. Some dude from the OTF is going to attack us at 11:00 this morning (EST). We need to form a jihad, and a Northern Alliance as well. raygun

PVS
Originally posted by botankus
Sorry, this seemed like the best thread to warn of a terrorist attack. Some dude from the OTF is going to attack us at 11:00 this morning (EST). We need to form a jihad, and a Northern Alliance as well. raygun

taken care of smokin'

Bardock42
Originally posted by botankus
Sorry, this seemed like the best thread to warn of a terrorist attack. Some dude from the OTF is going to attack us at 11:00 this morning (EST). We need to form a jihad, and a Northern Alliance as well. raygun

PVS took care of it.

botankus
Great job with the attack on their fortress, thus preventing even the slightest of aggression by the enemy.

Though some Spawn Master infidel did throw a rock at you as you retreated from the rubble.

PVS
the buzzing of a fly to me evil face

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