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''You kwan pik up you'l lawndly this aftelnoon.''


Translation:
''You're stuff'll be cooked and ready this afternoon'' ermm

I ordered the Chop Suey ermm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I ordered the Chop Suey ermm
Wone Chop Suey komin up ermm

ermm I think the rice works best

mwahaha It better have Ketchup

i want a human half done so i can still taste the blood vampire

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
mwahaha It better have Ketchup
Oh,it has pwenty uv ketch'up. evillaughOriginally posted by lord xyz
ermm I think the rice works best
Get the vuck out of my restwauwant!!!

I want my roast mist


CHOP CHOP mad

I want pink as my human supper! remember half done so I can still taste the blood and his body into 5 sections

Originally posted by Slay
Get the vuck out of my restwauwant!!! *sets fire to opium*

my work is done.

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
I want my roast mist


CHOP CHOP mad
I twink you hab had enuff fowr to'night siw.
Originally posted by lord xyz
*sets fire to opium*

my work is done.
That's what you twink.I have twe shewiff on my side.

*sets fire to sheriff and steals his badge*

Originally posted by Slay
I twink you hab had enuff fowr to'night siw.

That's what you twink.I have twe shewiff on my side.

No you dont cause I quit you still didnt give me my donuts I ordered

Originally posted by Slay
I twink you hab had enuff fowr to'night siw.

That's what you twink.I have twe shewiff on my side. I'll tell you when i've had enough mad *slaps with a mist burger*

Originally posted by lord xyz
*sets fire to sheriff and steals his badge*
Youw cawn't kill Hoodoo Brown.You'll ruin the story.Colton needs to kill him. nono

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
I'll tell you when i've had enough mad *slaps with a mist burger*

poor mist

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
I'll tell you when i've had enough mad *slaps with a mist burger*
*takes out shotgun from behind counter*

I'm warnin ya!

*calms down*
*apologises*
*gives 5 euros*
*takes some opium*

hI hhavse a hthort. hThist duzen seem likse hohpihum toh meh.

Originally posted by Slay
*takes out shotgun from behind counter*

I'm warnin ya! *takes shotgun*


GO BACK TO AFRICA!!!!

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
*takes shotgun*


GO BACK TO AFRICA!!!!
*quickdraws revolver*

*headshoot's Maynard*

I'm Asian.*****.

Originally posted by Slay
*quickdraws revolver*

*headshoot's Maynard*

I'm Asian.*****. *grows new head*


and i'm Minnesotian, so we grow back out appendeges


*punts*

*takes maynard's mist burger and begins eating it*

mmmm......mist burger

Originally posted by Slay
*quickdraws revolver*

*headshoot's Maynard*

I'm Asian.*****. O RLY?

Originally posted by lord xyz
O RLY?
Your avatar strongly makes me suggest you are female.

check my gender

Originally posted by lord xyz
because I stole it from a girl!

you steal stuff from girls thats just plain old rude!!!
*pulls out a $20 bill from girlfriend's purse*

*ol tells Spade's girlfriend*

I saw him take 20 $!!!!

Originally posted by lord xyz
check my gender
I know you're a boy,sucka.

*steals dollar bill*

*gets more mystery drug that's impersinating a opium*

hocky, hnau thad hI cahrn feel pen, hI hmighte stand a hchanst.

Originally posted by Slay
I know you're a boy,sucka. it's my new job as a female impersinator/ninja/comedian/n00b impersinator! The only days I have free are Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Starday.

Originally posted by lord xyz
*steals dollar bill*

*gets more mystery drug that's impersinating a opium*

hocky, hnau thad hI cahrn feel pen, hI hmighte stand a hchanst.
There is no mystery drug,you idiot!It's chicken.
Just goes to show,you can make people believe everything.

Originally posted by Slay
There is no mystery drug,you idiot!It's chicken.
Just goes to show,you can make people believe everything. I'm high off chicken? Then what's that green stuff?

Originally posted by lord xyz
I'm high off chicken? Then what's that green stuff?
'Herbs'. lookaround

Originally posted by Slay
'Herbs'. lookaround ah, that makes sense. But who's that person who was selling them to me?

Originally posted by lord xyz
ah, that makes sense. But who's that person who was selling them to me?
Oh,his name is Foe Tsjie. ermm

omfg this would be great for my new future career as a journalist!

Originally posted by lord xyz
omfg this would be great for my new future career as a journalist!

I'd like the opiats known as Morfine, Heroine and Cocaine please.

um could I have a rock please?