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Yes....18 years old today!



I`m gonna drink as hell.

Started yet?

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drunk 18 to you!

tnx...

havn`t started yet....im waiting one or two hours.....and then tonight...well,,I`m as drunk as hell...hehehe

happy bday, dont drink too much coca-cola now

yeah! since Ban is on the forums we are forced to drink Pepsi

Happy Birthday

a little tip, don't think you can drink like a fish when your 18 and then throw up in the pub your sitting in. a very important lesson was learnt 4 years ago.

Yea, this is the night Billy, cant wait to share that bottle with u!

Happy Happy Joy Joy
B
Day

Happy Birthday, Billy boy! I hope you get what you wanted and have lots of cake.

look at "drink drink and drink"

Happy Birthday.

Hope you get drunk and laid.

Ok, who spliced in Lauren's thread? You've made yerss look stupid now!

Anyway, hope you had a great day, BTK.

don't you go all innocent on me Ush...
it was YOU!

yeah! YOU ate all the waffles

Yeah, waffles are good.

he gets drunk, and I get laid!!hehe

who wants more beer?

Don't you have something a little more refined?

wine perhaps?

Mech's always got lots of wine. Let's hit him up for some.

Happy Birthday ! Enjoy the vomit !

Tequila in his heartbeat, his veins burned gasoline.
It kept his motor running, but it never kept him clean.
They say he loved adventure, Ricky's the wild one.
He married trouble, and had a courtship with a gun.
Bang bang shoot 'em up, the party never ends.
You can't think of dying when the bottle's your best friend
And now it's,

18 and life you got it,
18 and life you know.
Your crime is time and it's
18 and life to go." - Skid Row

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Tequila!

Late again, but Happy 18th, the alcohol is strong in you Kid, but you are not a drinker yet.

He'll need to throw up at least a half dozen times til he gets the hang of it.

My crazy friend Felicia just got back from visiting ole Mexico! She brought me back Mexico's finest Tequila, with the little worm in it and everything.

Jealous!

Of what, your little 'worm'?

Leave my worm alone!

Stroke your cat!

I don't do worms, thank you.

Don't say the word "worm" around here. It gives them ideas.

huh, huh you said worm.

worm sucks

lauren's mental image...fintis post.... it's getting weird here all the time!

you drink the worm yers, and swallow it down.. with waffles

Now lets not forget who's nicknamed Wormie.

Tex?

How does someone get the nickname wormie? I mean, do you just wake up one day and call someone that?

actually,...could be like that

I've got you all on that one, don't I ? Somebody here must know who is nicknamed Wormie.

Jabba the hutt and Tex.

Nope. Guess again.

a worm in your garden?

I'll tell after I got rid of the mental image

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in soil - alive.

Lesson:

As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms

Its nobody here. But someone you all know.

bush?

No. Somebody in the SW universe.

gl?

Nope. I bet Ush knows.

oh! a friend of Luke Skywalker (scene was cut) was nicknamed wormie! ... or was it Luke himself?

It was Luke himself !!!

ah, close enough...
It's a real honor to be beaten by you

do the demolition then

*starts deleting himself*

goodie

I though y'all were kidding when you didn't know. How did he get named that?

He was nicknamed that by his friends in Anchorhead in the novelization.

yes, but why?

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

yeah, something like that

cuz, cuz, cuz

cuss, cuss, cuss

Ask Ush. He'll know.

zz zzz zzzz zzzzz

*waits for Ush*

why are waiting for Ushgarak?

*scratches head*

I forgot.

Don't you forget about me
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't you forget about me
Will you stand above me
Look my way, never love me
Rain keeps falling
Rain keeps falling
Down, down, down
Will you recognize me
Call my name
Gonna walk on fire
Rain keeps falling
Rain keeps falling
Down, down, down " - Simple Minds from the movie Breakfast Club

That movie was kinda cool.

it was cool

All the odd people ended up together.

It's a bit like this then: Vader's Breakfast Club.

no axe in breakfast club

Why not?

i dont know, didnt write the script

Let's make one then in the special edition.

ok

Lovely.

bye bye Anthony Michael hall

Bye bye Molly Ringwold.

Hello KMC JC.

I calmly suggest everyone run for the lives.

I should; is there a single serious thread in there any more?

show us, only way to find out

that is a typical comment that my dad has, when I ask, wow where did he come from, he: i dont know I did not make the frikin movie!

Finti: I am your father Thomas H.

I guess since this is the drinking thread, it will tend to ramble about.


Although drinking seems to appear in nearly every thread.

no my kids are smart

just because one of your kids is not as smart as the rest, you should not disown him.

must have been the mailman

Yerss (aka Superpostman): I am your father Thomas H.

now that is more like the truth so Thomas is a semi frog, semi swedish forrest boy

whatever, I doubt that your kid is smart finti...specially if the have gotten some of your genes!

if that was true, I think I would change my opinion about abortion

oyeah woodchuck my kid is smart nd she got my genes

And she's adorable !!!

If she's got those cute little red eyes of yours and cute red face of yours and cute little horns like you,how can you not love her?

I think Pinky is going to A: fit in here quite well and B: have his head taken off with the mighty viking battle axe.

B

Exactly as I assumed.

Ah well, everybody has to loose their head sometime.

are we in 1789?
*gets out guillotine*

I hope none of you are French monarchs.

rumor has it some family members ran to Belgium on foot in 1789

hahaha, I'll get the axe