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Okay. I'll list a series of Brain F*ckers and every time you guess what it is, I'll move on to a new one.

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"What has holes but can hold water?"

Originally posted by Xavius




"What has holes but can hold water?"



A pussy?

You're horribly wrong.

a hose?

A dead drunkard...

pale?

Originally posted by Xavius
You're horribly wrong. Your sister can.

Originally posted by Xavius
Okay. I'll list a series of Brain F*ckers and every time you guess what it is, I'll move on to a new one.

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"What has holes but can hold water?"

Easy, a sponge.

A Penis?

A Potato?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Easy, a sponge.
HOLY CRAP BATMAN!!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Easy, a sponge.

I'll drink to that.

A Penis Has a Hole.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
A Penis Has a Hole.

He said holes.

And you're a penis.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
He said holes.

And you're a penis.

Its a Sponge.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
He said holes.

And you're a penis.
So the answer is "2 penises"?

Originally posted by TOH
So the answer is "2 penises"?

Ken got it right.

Moving on . . .

"What has teeth but won't bite you?"

Originally posted by Xavius
Ken got it right.

Moving on . . .

"What has teeth but won't bite you?"

A chick who knows how to give a blow job properly.

Originally posted by Xavius
Ken got it right.

Moving on . . .

"What has teeth but won't bite you?"


Dentures?


Your Own Teeth ?

Originally posted by Xavius
Ken got it right.

Moving on . . .

"What has teeth but won't bite you?"

Originally posted by K.Diddy
A pussy?

A cog.

Originally posted by Xavius
Ken got it right.

Moving on . . .

"What has teeth but won't bite you?"

Zipper.

"The Pen Is Is Blue."

What is the mistake there?

"Is Is"

The Penis is blue.


And, you haven't figured out the teeth one yet, guys.

And a Zipper does ****ing Bite.

Ever get your nads caught in a zipper?

Then tell me those things don't bite.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Zipper.

"The Pen Is Is Blue."

What is the mistake there?

A zipper bites if you're drunk and didn't put your junk away first.

Originally posted by Xavius
The Penis is blue.


And, you haven't figured out the teeth one yet, guys.

What the HELL IS WRONG WITH ZIPPER!?!

EDIT: Lance, that's more like a nibble.

EDIT Number 2: Nibble sounds like nipple, LOL.

EDIT Number 3: The only reason I said it doesn't bite is so I could say 'nibble', which sounds like nipple.

EDIT Number 4: The post below is stupid.

EDIT Number 6: I can't count, LOL.

Zippers bite and it's not the answer.

Originally posted by Valharu
Your sister can.

Originally posted by Xavius
The Penis is blue.


And, you haven't figured out the teeth one yet, guys.

A cog ; A COG !

It has teeth and does not bite

F*ck it. It's a COMB!

Moving on . . .

"I can be caught, but it is impossible to throw me. What am I?"

toothbrush

I can throw a Toothbrush . . .

Originally posted by Xavius
F*ck it. It's a COMB!

Moving on . . .

"I can be caught, but it is impossible to throw me. What am I?"

Air.

Originally posted by Xavius
F*ck it. It's a COMB!

Moving on . . .

"I can be caught, but it is impossible to throw me. What am I?"

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
A Penis?

Originally posted by Xavius
F*ck it. It's a COMB!


Yeah ; You must have a tiny penis to f*ck the teeth of a comb !

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Zipper.

"The Pen Is Is Blue."

What is the mistake there? Your wrong. It's a comb. Zipper? pfft. C*nts bite all the time.

Originally posted by Xavius
I can throw a Toothbrush . . .
That was the answer for the other question Sherlock...

" The maker sells it, the buyer doesnt use it, the user never sees it "

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

Originally posted by Xavius
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"I can be caught, but it is impossible to throw me. What am I?"

Semen ?

Originally posted by TOH
That was the answer for the other question Sherlock...

No it wasn't. The answer for the other question was "Comb".

LOL! Sherlock to zee max.

Originally posted by GCG
Semen ?

Semens throwable.

I GTG. BRB tommorow.

A cold.

Originally posted by Xavius
Semens throwable.

I GTG. BRB tommorow.

No its not ; Its ejectable. BIG differance.

Originally posted by Xavius
No it wasn't. The answer for the other question was "Comb".

LOL! Sherlock to zee max.
Hmm.. You did not understand but...nevermind.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
A pussy? Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
A Penis?
hysterical

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
hysterical And it's Big D and Vinny. I smell love in the air.

hysterical

A little amount of me is needed, a great amount will kill you.

Originally posted by NineCoronas
A little amount of me is needed, a great amount will kill you. None of you is needed, and all of you can't kill an ant.

Originally posted by Valharu
None of you is needed, and all of you can't kill an ant.

It's a riddle told in the third person dumbf*ck. And I know you're not intelligent enough to grasp that concept then employ sarcasm to make it seem as if you didn't, don't even try to claim that.

Originally posted by NineCoronas


It's a riddle told in the third person dumbf*ck. And I know you're not intelligent enough to grasp that concept then employ sarcasm to make it seem as if you didn't, don't even try to claim that.

Originally posted by NineCoronas
A little amount of me is needed, a great amount will kill you.

Force?

Originally posted by Valharu
Scratch my witty reply, you already pwned yourself without actually saying anything.

Originally posted by Leo.M
Force? Nope. More material than force.

I give up bag

Originally posted by Leo.M
I give up bag Water.


This one is easy.

The rich have need of it, the poor have it aplenty. If you eat it, you will die.

Originally posted by NineCoronas
Scratch my witty reply, you already pwned yourself without actually saying anything. I'm laughing at your hissy fit. Which is what I wanted in the first place. Thanks.

Originally posted by Valharu
I'm laughing at your hissy fit. Which is what I wanted in the first place. Thanks. I love it when you talk dirty to me.

Dirty, so dirtywhip

No takers on the second riddle?

Originally posted by NineCoronas
I love it when you talk dirty to me.

Its Blunt, watches Porn and hates Vegetarian ; What is it ?

K.Diddy?

N'arly but....

Originally posted by Xavius
F*ck it. It's a COMB!

Moving on . . .

"I can be caught, but it is impossible to throw me. What am I?"

a disease? a cold?

Originally posted by cain marko
a disease? a cold? An STD.

See ; I told him: Its semen !

It was a cold.

Moving on . . .

"When you take away my whole, some still remains."

Originally posted by Xavius
It was a cold.

Moving on . . .

"When you take away my whole, some still remains."
Pimp?

Originally posted by Xavius
It was a cold.

Moving on . . .

"When you take away my whole, some still remains."

Originally posted by NineCoronas
An STD.

Major wrongage, guys.


Originally posted by TOH
Hmm.. You did not understand but...nevermind.

Yes, I understand you were talking about the Teeth question, you just didn't understand that I was being humurous.

Lack of understand on your part.

Originally posted by Xavius
.... I was being humurous.

You failed.

COOKIES!!

Originally posted by TOH
You failed.

Like I mentioned, you obvious do not understand the point.

Now, try to figure out this godforsaken riddle.

hystericalThis thread is f*cking hilarious.

Originally posted by Xavius
It was a cold.

Moving on . . .

"When you take away my whole, some still remains."

A donut ?

(i like this thread do more MORE!)

Nope, not a donut.