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Yeah, so I just got hit by a car on a busy intersection, where I had the right of way. The lady that hit me left the scene of an accident. I feel okay now, but who knows what it'll be like tommorow.

That happened to me once. Thank god he didn't accelerate before he hit me, it was a pretty tame hit considering.

My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once.

Are you really like this or is this your attempt to become a net pervert?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once. Too soon no

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once.

Good thing you had insurance I heard it really messed you up.

Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
Yeah, so I just got hit by a car on a busy intersection, where I had the right of way. The lady that hit me left the scene of an accident. I feel okay now, but who knows what it'll be like tommorow.

Good, I hope you die soon.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Good thing you had insurance I heard it really messed you up.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
Are you really like this or is this your attempt to become a net pervert?

Become a net pervert




Originally posted by LethalFemme
Good thing you had insurance I heard it really messed you up.

Yeah, I got alot of money.

Damn thing had Teeth.

It would have been funnier if it were a juggernaut.

Then you could say "I'm 'bout to get hit by a juggernaut, *****!"

-AC

I feel a weird pain in my knee. I hope it isn't ****ed up tomorow.

Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
I feel a weird pain in my knee. I hope it isn't ****ed up tomorow.

What if its ****ed up on Sunday? Will you still be pissed?

Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
Yeah, so I just got hit by a car on a busy intersection, where I had the right of way. The lady that hit me left the scene of an accident. I feel okay now, but who knows what it'll be like tommorow.

That was no accident btw. It's from Geico Colerone Family. Now pay up.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once.

You wish

Originally posted by Lord Bryan
That was no accident btw. It's from Geico Colerone Family. Now pay up. It was a black lady.....

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
What if its ****ed up on Sunday? Will you still be pissed?
No, I'll be rich

Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
It was a black lady.....

Shes one of our associates.

What was her name, where does she live?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once.

just once?

Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
Yeah, so I just got hit by a car on a busy intersection, where I had the right of way. The lady that hit me left the scene of an accident. I feel okay now, but who knows what it'll be like tommorow.
Infraction. Hit and Run.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once.

Originally posted by DarkC
Infraction. Hit and Run.
IDK though, she stopped and the passenger was like "Are you okay?" And I was like "Yeah I'm fine." And she was like "kthnxbye!"

Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
IDK though, she stopped and the passenger was like "Are you okay?" And I was like "Yeah I'm fine." And she was like "kthnxbye!"
You should have exchanged phone numbers at least.

Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
What was her name, where does she live?

Name: Sarah 'Car Crashing Whore' Tayula
Location: Apartment in NY, Little Italy.

Originally posted by Lord Bryan
Name: Sarah 'Car Crashing Whore' Tayula
Location: Apartment in NY, Little Italy.

Wrong, the cop did a liscence plate check, and she was from Freeport.

Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
Wrong, the cop did a liscence plate check, and she was from Freeport.

That's what he WANTS you to THINK.

i've been reversed over that was sorta funny, but the guy just left.... and i wanted to take a baseball bat to his car.. but i didnt...

i know where he lives !!!

hope your ok

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once.
cool we are like the same age... 1991 and 1991 cool, cept i was in Dec.

Originally posted by FunkMaster Flex
Yeah, so I just got hit by a car on a busy intersection, where I had the right of way. The lady that hit me left the scene of an accident. I feel okay now, but who knows what it'll be like tommorow.

They obviously didn't hit you hard enough!

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It would have been funnier if it were a juggernaut.

Then you could say "I'm 'bout to get hit by a juggernaut, *****!"

-AC

Originally posted by Lord Bryan
That's what he WANTS you to THINK.



Ooh, wow you're really mature.

oh my GOD! did the car get hurt???omg_smilie

Originally posted by Philip_ll
oh my GOD! did the car get hurt???omg_smilie


Good one

Actually, I think that the handlebars from my bike made a large scratch on the hood.

I got hit by a car once...expect I wasn't in a car.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It would have been funnier if it were a juggernaut.

Then you could say "I'm 'bout to get hit by a juggernaut, *****!"

-AC
The juggernaut *****!! Great net-movie thing

Originally posted by FattyArbuckle&l
Yeah, so I just got hit by a car on a busy intersection, where I had the right of way. The lady that hit me left the scene of an accident. I feel okay now, but who knows what it'll be like tommorow.

Isn't it a crime, to leave the scene of an accident? Did you get her plate number?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
My Penis Got hit by a Vagina Once.

lolabove

yeah right like you actually have a penis!
nice one!

hysterical

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
I got hit by a car once...expect I wasn't in a car.

Same drivers don't like to stop at pedestrian crossings, and they come very close to side swiping someone.

i got hit by a car once and i was on the right side of the white line. i was walking my bike up an extremely large hill. i ( or well my left arm broke his right side mirror.

Originally posted by autumn dreams
Isn't it a crime, to leave the scene of an accident? Did you get her plate number?

I got the plate number, and filed a police report. But it would only be considered leaving the scene of an accident if I had been injured, or my bike been damaged. I had 10 days after the accident to report any injuries that might've shown up later. Only then, could I press charges.